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Jokes SMS
When ur life is in darkness pray
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm…
Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun
Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . ….
Kutte ko murghi se pyar tha usne
Kutte ko Murghi se Pyar tha Usne Murghi se shadi ki. Kuch Dino baad Murghi…
Baap baita aj asmaan se ek pari
Baap: Baita aj asmaan se ek pari aayegi aur tumhen chhoti munni gift de kr…
Girl in book store asked from sales
Girl in book store asked from sales man: ‘ap k pas wo book hai, ‘girls…
Ek bhoot dosre se kitny ejib bat
Ek BHOOT Dosre BHOOT se: Kitny Ejib bat hai!! Admi Mar Jata hai to BHOOT…
sardar ghussy s waiter chiken biryani
*’* Sardar Ghussy S. waiter! Chiken Biryani Men Chiken Hi Nhi Hai? Waiter. Saab, Gulab…
Larki ek baba g se baba dua
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karein meri Kisi smajhdar aadmi se shaadi…
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy? Fail hony pr? nae Pyar main dhoka…
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khaty…
Jany kis baat pe uss ne mujhay
‘Jany Kis Baat Pe Uss Ne Mujhay Chhor diya Hai =*Faraz*= . . . ‘Wo…
Bush do u knw swimming indian
Bush: Do U Knw Swimming? Indian: No. Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims….
Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone
Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai? Kyon k pati ko yad…
Boy and girl ek park me bethay
Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti…
Ek aadmi subah tehjid ki namaz k
EK AADMI SUBAH TEHJID KI NAMAZ KI NAMAZ K BAD AY ALLAH SARI DUNIYA SO…
mother beti rishta pasand aya
*. .Mother: beti rishta pasand aya Beti: ji haan lakin larka mota ha, Mother: beti…
9 advices to youth 1 never
9 Advices To Youth: 1 Never Love A Girl/Boy Truly …2 Never Lie To Parents…
Bhang ka aik jug dimaagh ko 3
Bhang ka aik Jug dimaagh ko 3 gahantay tak 1.5 Ton AC ka barabar thandak…
Kisi ne dil badla dharkan badl
Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharkan badl li, Kisi ne dost badla Kisi ne…
Wesay to aamir khan ki har movie
Wesay to Aamir Khan ki Har Movie Main Koi Na Koi Lesson Zaroor Hota Hai,…
Munna bhaiapun ko kaisy pata chalay ga
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?†circuit:â€simple bhai…
Girl agar moka mila to tum mery
Girl:- Agar moka mila to tum mery sy shadi karo gay? Boy:- Agar moka mil…
Aoa to all my friends and cousins
Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins… I Have A Good News For All Of…
With the new iphone 5 you can
With The New Iphone 5, You Can Take Under Water Pictures. . . …. ….
That awkward moment when you ignore someones
That awkward moment, When you ignore someone’s phone call and . . . . ….
In an african safari a lion suddenly
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly jumped on Americans Wife. WIFE:- Shoot him! Shoot…
Sonehri bat naiki kar k aesy
SONEHRI BAT’ . ‘NAIKI’ Kar K Aesy Bhool Jaaya Karo Jaisay . ‘Shadi’ krne K…
Lo jee dua sun lo ya
Lo Jee Dua Sun Lo! Ya ALLAH..!! Tujhe Tere Piyaray Bandoon Ka Wasta…… Iss Dafa…
A man goes to a shop i
A Man goes to a shop: “I need a ladies suit..?†Shopkeeper: “Sir, Begum kay…
Kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha 4
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye…
Aik sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski
Aik Sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski apne dost ko phone karna hai usne land…
Lahore ki larkiyan dholki bajati hain multan
Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain Faisla Bad Ki…
True comments by a broken heart
True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A…
Wife aur husband mazaar se nikle
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de…
Height of ghurbatfaqeer 2 rupay ka sawaal
Height of Ghurbat: Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba… Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal…
Dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota
dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota hai? fail hone par? nai pyar mein dhoka…
Marez nurse se pani piladonursekya pyas
Marez Nurse se: Pani pilado…!Nurse:kya pyas lagi hai?Mareez:(ghusse se)’Nahi’ Gala check karna aa ketun ‘LEEK’…
Pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan
pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan kon ha.. ye jan,ny k liya daikhiya aj…
I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse…
Thought of the daysceince kehti hai pani
**THOUGHT OF THE DAY** Sceince kehti hai pani boil krny se germs mar jatay hain..Science…
Wakeel my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko…
Tumhara naam hawa pe likha wo
TUMHARA NAAM Hawa Pe Likha Wo Bikhar Gya Ret Pe Likha Wo Mit Gya Pani…
Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi…
Agar zindagi mai agy bhrna hai to
Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do…
Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki
Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki… Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team hogi… ……
Devdas of 2010 man ne kaha
DEVDAS OF 2010 MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG…
Janoon sey or ishq milti hai
Janoon Sey or Ishq Sey Milti Hai Azadi ……. Oooooops….. Sorry 🙂 Ghalat Bool Gaya…
1 indian or pakistani ki bv gum
1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the? Indian:Blue Eyes…
Larkay wale larki dekhne gaye ne
Larkay wale Larki dekhne gaye Larkay ne Larki sa pocha: Apko KHANA BANANA ata hai??…
Wo stop pe thime dekhta rahahimat ki
Wo Stop Pe ThiMe Dekhta Raha Himat Ki UsKe Pas Gya Kaha’CHANDA’ UsNe Foran 10Rs…
Short two friends jenny and jinny
Short Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For…
4 dost sharab p rahy thy k
4 dost sharab p rahy thy k table pe rakhy mobiles me sy 1 baja:…
Shakespeare said grome thecanx nimtejat peradege
Shakespeare Said: ‘grome thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage.’ Samajh Aya Kuch? . . Nahi…
love letter pyare nooray tera
*’* LOVE LETTER *’* Pyare nooray! Tera msg mila, parh k buht dukh hwa, Meri…
commerce ki larki kisi larky ko
*’* Commerce Ki Larki Kisi Larky Ko Jab Gali De to Kesy gali De Gi,…
Kuch admi dozak mein bohat garmi
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, Ek Farishte…
Micheal jakson k esaal e sawab liye
Micheal jakson k esaal e sawab k liye plz ap………2 THUMKAY mar k ye msg…
Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara
Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os…
App mujhay aik jaga se boht payary
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se boht Payary Lagtay hain ? Maloom hai kahan say ?…
I already died the day when rehman
‘I already died the day when Rehman malik declared apple as banana’ Last wordz of…
Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of…
Ek hair transplant karne wali company ne
Ek hair transplant karne wali company ne add banaya.. Aap shehar se ayen ya pind…
todays question lrki zyada sachi
‘ TODAY’S QUESTION ‘ Lrki zyada sachi muhabbat krti ha ya lrka? Koi kahega larka…
1 amma bus conductor ko roz kaju
1 Amma bus conductor ko roz kaju badam khane ko deti thi Cndctor-AMMA ap muje…
Larki dad main maa banne wali hoon
Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon. Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho? Larki:Aap ne…
1 andha police me bhrti hony k
1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis…
1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani
1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar…
Bikhari to lady khuda k naam pe
Bikhari to Lady: Khuda k naam pe baji mujhay 10 rupees dedo, wrna mjhe 1…
Agar koi ladki ghar mein bhi make
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi Make up kr k Ghumay tu Samj jao k…
Shadi me khana khane k 2 asoolrule1pehli
Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool: RULE1:Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar…
Teacher billi k itnay saray bachay kun
Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray…
1 pathan hamesha drwazay khol k
‘( 1 Pathan Hamesha Drwazay khol k Nahata Tha, kisi nay us say poch k…
Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai…
Z kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar
Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam…
Bacha dadi se kya hum hmesha 5
Bacha Dadi Se: Kya Hum hmesha 5 rhenge? Aap,Papa,Mom,Baji aur Mai. Dadi: Nhi Tumari shadi…
Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki…
Sardar to doctor main susu subah 6
Sardar to doctor: main susu subah 6 bjay karta hon aur poty 7 bjay doctor:…
Son 2 dadcar ki chabi den college
Son 2 Dad:Car ki chabi den College functi0n hai Dad:Q? Son:10 lakh ki car men…
Doctabyat kc he abmariz pehle se ziada
Doc:Tabyat kc he abMariz: pehle se ziada khrab heDoc: dawai khali thi kyaMriz:Nai dawa ki…
Santa main tu apne sare doston
Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film…
Aey dost jb b teri yad ati
aey dost jb b teri yad ati ha kia kahyn hmayn POTTI lg jati ha…
Classic 1st dost me aisa kia
‘Classic’ 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi…