Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Girls father me nhi chata meri baiti
Girlâ€s father: Me nhi chata meri baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe k saath guzaar…
Dad 2sonwhn i beat u how stop
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How…
Mai ne uss se pucha keemat
Mai ne uss se pucha? Keemat kya hai muhabbat ki? Us ne hans kr kaha….
Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or
‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache…
The only person on earth who can
The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking and in reply…
Charsi bhai time kya hua hy
Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se…
Altaf husain to imran khan agar
Altaf Husain To Imran Khan: Agar Zardari Ki Sonia Gandhi Se Shadi Karwa Den To…
Pathan 60th birthday friend ye cake
Pathan 60th Birthday Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai? Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me…
Girl mujhe lagta hai k mere b00bs
Girl: Mujhe lagta hai k mere B00BS mein pani bhara hai. Dr. Aapko aisa Q…
Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr…
Larki doctor se meri skin buht ziada
Larki doctor se meri skin buht ziada malayem, Soft or Sensitive he aur mera rang…
Boy 2 girl tumhari age kia hy
Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy? Girl: 20 yrs. Boy: tum ny 5 saal…
Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya
Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache…
Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile
Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu…
Aik nurse ka mangetar usay bari hasrat
Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se: ‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata…
Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz aisa
Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na…
Teachertumhare ghar me sab se chota kon
Teacher:Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy? Student:Mere Abbu! Teacher:Wo kis tarah? Student:Q k…
Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle
Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand…
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na…
Research k motabiq dingue virus kia
Research k motabiq dingue virus kia hy? . . . . . . . ….
Once there was a admi he cutting
Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd…
Boy tm shadi ke bad apne liye
Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na, Girl:…
Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr
height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata?…
Pia air hostess passenger se aaap khana
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aaap Khana Khayen ge…? Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….??? ….
Budget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2
Budget 2015 Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay, Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay, Oil…
Shah jahan ne taj mehal kiher khirkiher
Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehal kiHer khirki,Her deewar,Her meenar,Her chez ko dekha, Aur bola. Maa…
mohabat ho jaye ya raat
:: Mohabat Ho Jaye :: Ya … :: Raat mein Light ChaLi Jaye :: AnJam…
Judge do you accept that stole money
Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he…
Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye shaer
Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye sha’er ksi mshoor shair ko sunaye Shair ne kaha:apka…
Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa
Lady to Doctor: Sex k Liye konsa time best hai? Dr: Dopaher 2 bajay se…
Aje sheela ki barth day haiye sms
Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day Hai.Ye Sms 9 Logon Ko Send Karo Gey To Khuab…
Pagal chinese se tum american ho
Pagal Chinese se: Tum American ho? Chinese: Nai main Chinese hun. Pagal: Nai tm American…
Two hunters are out in the woods
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem…
Girl agr mujse shadi karne hy tu
GIRL:- AGR MUJSE SHADI KARNE HY TU TUMHE HER WEEK AMI KO 10KG AaTA 5KG…
Aksar ajjkaal ka khowab kuch ajeeb
Aksar AjjKaal Ka Khowab Kuch Ajeeb Hota Hai Hota Esay Hai kkk Jab Bhi Khowab…
Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto wo
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto†“Dard-e-bhutto†Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo…
Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein…
Boy agar me mar gaya to kiya
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN…
Mene dil dia tohfa samaj kar
mene dil dia tohfa samaj kar dil dia tohfa samaj kar wo baith gahe soofa…
Wakeel my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko…
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi
Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi…
Amazin lines of attitude yes i
Amazin’ Lines Of Attitude- ‘Yes, I Hav Made ‘MISTAKES’, Bcos My Life Did Not Come…
Ek aurat faqeer se maine tumhain
Ek Aurat Faqeer Se: Maine Tumhain Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai : . . ….
1 ameer lrki ko school me gharib
1 Ameer Lrki ko School me Gharib khandan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. ‘…
Aik aalo ne bhindi k number
Aik aalo ne Bhindi k number pe love u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne usy…
2 do mendak baat kar rahe
2) Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the: Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr…
Boy bus male hoti ha ya female
Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female? GIRL: Female BOY: Q? GIRL: Us pe sub…
Sardar school ma hans raha tha 1
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar JaoSardar:Kyon, tM koN hO…
Dr tbiat kesi hy abmariz pehle se
Dr. Tbiat kesi hy ab?Mariz! Pehle se ziada khrab hyDr. Dawai khali thi?Mrz: Nhi dawa…
Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved
HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he…
Sultan rahi oeemery boovy agy tatti kiny
sultan rahi: ‘oee!mery boovy agy tatti kiny kiti aey….?with gussa? ? ? ? ? ?…
Pyar to hum nay bohat kiya faraaz
Pyar To Hum Nay Bohat Kiya Faraa”z Par Kabhi Wafa Na MiLi Hum Jab Bhi…
Doctoraap k shohar ko mukammal aaram ki
Doctor:Aap k Shohar ko Mukammal aaram ki zarurat hai yE neend ki Goliyan hain Biwi:Ye…
1 aadmi apni biwi se jaan kya
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K Tum Mard…
If someone says u r ugly its
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its…
Asman pe badil kam ho to barish
Asman pe badil kam ho to barish nahi hoti Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah…
Larki ne aadhi rat ko larky
LARKi Ne Aadhi Rat Ko LARKY Ko sms Kiya K Ghr Aajao Ghr pe Koi…
Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Poem of every girl husband apna white
Poem Of Every Girl Husband Apna White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho, Ghusay Ka Wo…
Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6
ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . ….
Larki doodh waly se bhai aaj
Larki Doodh Waly Se: Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai. Doodh Wala:…
1 khudkush ny bomb ka button dbaya
1 Khudkush Ny Bomb Ka Button Dbaya Dhmaka Nhi Hua Wo Behosh Ho Gya Hosptal…
Pakistan ny plan banya ha k wo
pakistan ny plan banya ha k wo indina per attack karn gey with 100 khoty…
Pathan peheli ek shaks ne shadi ki
pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba’d apni BV ko talaq…
Gaon ke school ki chatt gir gaii
Gaon ke school ki chatt gir gaii, deewarein toot gaen, darwaazey khirkiyaan ghayab hogaye, classes…
Raat 3 bajy phone aya hello
Raat 3 bajy phone aya:- ‘Hello, yahan Shagufta Mehfooz rehti hai?’ Aadmi ghusay se:- ‘kaminy…
Ek larka ghar dair sy lauta maa
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Sy Lauta Maa: Kaha Thy? Beta: Emotional film Dekhny Gya Tha…
Never hold ur gases inside they
Never hold ur ‘GASES’ inside. They travel into ur body & into ur brain &…
Aadmi najumi se meri shadi q nahi
Aadmi NAJUMI se: Meri shadi Q nahi ho rahi? NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat…
One day rajnikant participated in a bike
One Day Rajnikant Participated In A Bike Race. So Amazing Tha They Won The Race…
Girljb tumhe meri yad ati ha to
girl:jb tumhe meri yad ati ha to tum kya karte ho boy:mein tumhari favourite choclate…
Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k
wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi…
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak…
Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays
WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8…
Piyar milta he yahan qismat se
‘PIYAR’ Milta he yahan qismat se, ‘SUB’ Ki qismat me wafa nhi hoti, ‘JIN’ Dilon…
A poster showing fish caught on
A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A…
Mitho yaar sadi miss kehndi a k
Mitho: yaar sadi miss kehndi a k majj da dood peen naal dimagh taiz hunda…
Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se
PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja…
Boy jaan meri ankhon main to dekho
Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl:-: sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O andhi!…
this house gift 4ucheck
///////| [¤][¤] |””””””THIS HOUSE GIFT 4U! check kar lena Undr koi na ho Q k…
Phool insano se ziada khubsurat hote
Phool insano se Ziada khubsurat hote hain, Lekin kuch insan phoolo se bi zeyada khubsurat…
Jab murghi andaa free me deti hai
‘jab murghi andaa free me deti hai to bazar se 8 rupe ka kyun milta…
When ur life is in darkness pray
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm…