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Jokes SMS
At dis moment in time 10 million
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking…
Kyun tatti krti hai lende pe tu
Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai, Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai. Ik Bat Muje Btla…
Girl hum kaha ja rahe hain boy
Girl: Hum kaha ja rahe hain? Boy: Long Drive Par. Girl: Pehle kyun nahi bataya?…
Husband raat ko main ne aik horror
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi…
Famous actress meera apna result dekh kar
Famous actress Meera apna result dekh kar… Kya…??? Me fail ho gayi… Aur wo bhi…
Joke wife i think our daughter is
*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you…
Khan to bv oye kocha tum
Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV-…
Kunwari lrki ko bacha paida ho gya
Kunwari lrki ko bacha paida ho gya maa ne pocha ye kis ka bacha ha?…
Hamesha ache aur tameez k sms kia
Hamesha ache aur tameez k Sms kia karo, Ta k jab tum mar jao to…
Womandoctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya
woman:doctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya!! doctor:english plzzz woman:MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA….:D =))))
A new vaccum salesman knocked on da
A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da…
Agar 3 din tak subha nend se
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae T0 Hair…
Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents
Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KON THA WO KAMEENA?’ Aur Agr…
Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze
Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye….
Saanp k sapere ko lose motion lg
Saanp k Sapere Ko Lose-Motion Lg gae Dr. Se Dawai Lete huy: ‘Dr. Shahb Koi…
After an emotinal huggirl whispers to boyif
After an emotinal hug Girl whispers to Boy: ‘If u hug me once more like…
At night girl saycome on get
At night Girl say’Come on Get into my umbrella’ But He said, ‘Its Ok Sister!…
Golden words of great leader insaan
Golden Words of Great Leader. ‘Insaan ki kamyabi uss ki ( B.V ) ki moat…
Jesi krni wesi bharni us ne
:(JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI) Us ne mere mobile se meri gf ka nmbr nikal lya…
Jo khwab sajaye ankhon ne wo bikhrne
Jo Khwab Sajaye Ankhon Ne, Wo Khwab Bikhrne Wale Hen. Humen Dil Me Basana Theek…
A guy sitting wid his girlfriend drinking
A guy sitting wid his girlfriend, drinking beer says,’I love u’ Gf says:’Is it U…
Tum naraz ho koi reply nahi kiya
Tum Naraz ho Koi reply Nahi kiya Ok . tumhari marzi . Meri aur tumhari…
girlfrnd ke aansu aur boyfrnd
*. . .Girlfrnd Ke Aansu Aur Boyfrnd Ke Aansu Mein Kya Fark Hai? Girfrnd Ke…
Whats an average 6 inch long inside
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…
Zndagi me jb tumko koi rasta dikhai
Zndagi me Jb Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai Na De, koi Manzil Dikhai Na De, Koi…
Q what does pipe pipe por por
Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean? . . Ans:…
Ek pathan k dil ki khuahish
Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka…
Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain….
bachay hain zid kr rahe
(‘.’) (‘.’) Bachay hain zid kr rahe thy k Monkey dekhna he! Mene AP ka…
The most embarrassing moment for a girl
The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom…
Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad
Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se…
Husband song ga rha tha wife aap
Husband song ga rha tha, wife aap khuch bhi nahi Gate, mera baap jub gata…
Boy agar main kahon mujhe tum
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur Meri Bas Yahi Chahat…
Angrez zamano ki kahania once there
Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . ….
Girlkia kr rahe ho boymakhiya mar
Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiya Mar rha hon Girl:Kitni Mari? Boy:3 Male & 2 Female…
Exam ki raat ko ek student ne
Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to…
Judge tum teesri dafah adalat meaa
Judge : ‘Tum Teesri dafah Adalat MeAa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???’PATHAN :…
Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me
Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara…
1 bcha train se khel raha tha
1 Bcha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha: ‘Jis KUTTAY ko charna…
Take this stress test by answering these
Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs?…
Dehaati mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe
Dehaati Mastar bachon ko english parhaate hoe: ‘Dekho bachon ye ‘M’ hai… ‘M’ se mother…
Plz dont see new indian movie 3
Plz Don’t see NEW Indian Movie (3 IDIOTS) Becoz Us Mai Aap Ko Nahi Liya…
The thing which is never complete called
The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called… Syllabus!! … =P =D
Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k
wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi…
Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi suraj
Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi dharti sukh sakti…
5 most undefined things of girls
5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell…
Son parosi ki larki ko english
son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati Father: tumhe kisay peta? Son: mene kha…
Wife lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi ladke
Wife:-lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi Ladke k sath Setting ho gayi Husband:Wo kaise? Wife:-kafi…
If we were born kn0wing everything
If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe…
A couple wanted katnacircumcisionof their sonbut they
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed…
Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono…
Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se
Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se…
Doctor do you have any aches
Doctor: ” Do you have any aches or pain?”Patient: ”Yes doctor, it hurt dread –…
Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is
Aik pagal ghussay mein: oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa mita dungaa mita dungaaaaaaaaa…
Ab to macher bi hum se badmash
Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna…
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi…
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the train ruki, khirki khuli, nazro se nazre mili…
Pehli baar kisi chehry pr ja kr
Pehli baar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai, Uski nazar sahil se bhi…
Breaking news aik pakistanie ne pani
‘BREAKING NEWS’ Aik Pakistanie ne pani k neechy 24 ghanty rehny ka world record laga…
Son parosi ki larki ko english
son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati Father: tumhe kisay peta? Son: mene kha…
Ye jo larkion k gorey gaal hote
Ye jo Larkion k gorey gaal hote hain!! Lrko ko phasane wale jaal hote hain!!…
Pakistan mein 2 cheezen hi to achi
PAKISTAN mein 2 Cheezen hi to Achi hain . . . Sahiwal wich LASI ….
aqal mand aur samaj dar
*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta…
Film k poster uper kisi peer urs
Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urs ka poster lag gyaDono thoray phat…
Maa beti kya kar rahi ho
MAA : Beti kya kar rahi ho..? BETI : Parh rahi hu.. MAA : Excelent…
Hright of mistake u take a
HRIGHT OF MISTAKE!! U take a blade n write ur lover’s name on ur arms…
1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv
?1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 pee rahe ho? shohar:dost ki…
11114414444 111 4 1 4 1 144141 don
(111144144.4/)/4 ‘111 )4 ‘1^ 4-1—;1’;44,,1/4′(1 , DON 1, )41//4414 1/1114/4\ in sab me 1&4 ko…
Boy barish ki bondo main teri yaad
Boy: Barish Ki Bondo Main Teri Yaad Ati Hai, Sawan K Mausam Main Teri Yaad…
Arey o popat friendwa kesa hai
Arey o popat Friendwa ? Kesa Hai Re tu, Bole To Apun ko Tera Bhot…
teacher btao cold drink nuksan deti
*’* Teacher. Btao Cold Drink Nuksan Deti Hai Ya Faida ? Student. Agar Koi Pila…
Little girl abbu insan kahan se aya
LITTLE GIRL: Abbu insan kahan se aya? . DAD: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye,…
3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe
3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.”’thaaaa”’us ne apne…
Best sms in my inbox ek
Best sms in my inbox. Ek yahoodi ne HAZRAT ALI se kaha k tumhara ALLAH…
Teacher lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho . . Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain…..
Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna
Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna . Cream wale Biscuits main Cream hoti hai…
Na thi usko mere pyaar ki qadar
Na Thi Usko Mere Pyaar Ki Qadar, NA Thi Mujh Ko Usk Pyaar Ki Qadar,…
A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a
A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a clerk in a hotel He kises hr fngrs…
Lrkilrke se jb tum log girls ko
Lrki,lrke se: Jb tum log girls ko ‘I luv U’ kehte ho to unka hath…
Memon bete se gate pr kon hy
Memon bete se Gate pr kon hy Beta:swimming pool k lye chanda mang rhe thy…
Girl in rainy night c0me 0n
Girl in rainy night.. C0me 0n dear… c0me int0 my umberalla… Boy: it’s 0k sister…