Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
1 aadmi jab b kapray dohta tha
1 aadmi jab b kapray dohta tha , bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati…
Its very hard time on pak comedians
Its Very Hard Time On Pak Comedians. Firstly Liaquat Soldier Mastana, Babbu Baral And Now…
Girlim having heart surgery today boyi
Girl:Im having heart surgery today Boy:I know Girl:I lov u Boy:I lov u more,much more…
Ek admi roz nai joti pehen kar
ek admi roz nai nai joti pehen kar ata tha us se us ke dost…
Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap…
1st man which is the best month
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octembruary.. ……1st Man:…
Profesrkya nam ha girlnatasha profesragey kya lgati
Profesr:kya nam ha girl:Natasha profesr:agey kya lgati ho? girl:ji ALWAYS ULTRA Profesr:Sorry i mean peche…
Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re…
Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main
do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne…
1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us
1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid…
Worlds shortest jokes 1 two women
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) Two Women are sitting quiet. 2) Two Sardars are playing chess….
Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta
Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu…
Ghajani effecta boy opens his tiffin box
Ghajani effect‘A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road’ y? He wanted 2 check,…
Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal
Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar…
boy jaan meri ankhon mien to
*. .Boy: jaan meri ankhon mien to dekho kya hai? Girl: sacha pyar:-) Boy: oh…
3saal lagte hen ik insan ko police
3saal lagte hen ik insan ko police wala bn’ny me . . . . ….
1 raat hazrat peer altaf bhai al maroof
1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI Al-Maroof M.Q.M (Pistol Walay BaBa) Ek Shakhs K Khwab…
Naukarani malkan ap udaas kyun hai malkan
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar…
Shohar munnay ki sunnat kaewani hai card
Shohar: Munnay ki sunnat kaewani hai card English mei kese likhwaon? BV: we heartly invited…
Height of illiteracy you take a
Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm….
1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is…
Rule of success apni zindagi ma
*Rule of success* Apni zindagi ma Koi kaam karne se pehle hamesha kisi larki se…
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main…
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya. Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne…
1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb
1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya, ESSAY:-…
1 admi k haath ki 6 ungliyaan
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q?…
Boy 2 girltumhari age kya hygirl 20
Boy 2 girl:Tumhari Age kya hy? Girl: 20 years Boy:Tum ny5 Saal pehle Byehi batai…
Wife why are you home so early
Wife.. Why are you home so early.. Husband.. My boss told me to go to…
The worlds best things start with m
the world’s best things start with M :- mobile, music, mansion, mare, MTV, max, more…
Height of innocence small kid on
Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School…
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,…
Rizwan doctor say help me mein jab
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai…
A girl takes 3 month to judge
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or…
Girl muje ik esa husbnd chahiay jo
Girl Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare Hansi Mazaq Kare Or…
Boy proposed a girl i fell in
Boy Proposed A Girl- I Fell In Love Wid U the Minute I Saw U,…
Aj ka totka agar apko rona
AJ KA TOTKA Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len.. ….
Tacher 2 sardar studentjis admi k dono
Tacher 2 sardar Student:jis admi k dono hath na hon usay english main kya kahen…
Golden words by hitler if u cant
GOLDEN WORDS by HITLER: ‘if u cant fky, run, if u canyt run, walk, if…
Meray to peron se us waqt zameen
meray to peron se us waqt zameen nikal gaye doston . . . . ….
Tv on karo abhi abhi government
TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat…
Larka larki se oye hoye kahan jarahi
Larka larki se_ Oye hoye kahan jarahi hy nakaab laga k Larki_tere ghar Larka_mai B…
Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty
Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty, Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein ‘Mohabbat’ krty, Dekhty…
Nokia launching zubair anjum z series in
Nokia Launching Zubair Anjum ‘Z’ Series In 2012. Features: 20 SIMS, Battery Standby: 1 Year,…
Theorem humaneat worksleepsms donkeyeat worksleep hence
THEOREM: Human=Eat+ Work+Sleep+SMS Donkey=Eat+ Work+Sleep Hence Human=Donkey+ SMS Human-SMS= Donkey Hence Proved that human widout…
Govt school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet
Govt, school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy thy, 1 Buzurg;…
Boyteri judai mein neend urti hai jan
Boy:Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai…!…
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar…
Teacher aapko shahrukh khan ki movierab ne
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie..RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila.?..Student: Ummeed…
A man u cheated me shopkeeper no
A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN:…
1 aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya
1-Aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli…
1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil
1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil tha waja us k 6 bhai ghur par hotai…
Boy mujhe muaf karna maine ap se
BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA. Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy….
In a park 2 lovers were eating
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,Boy:Wat…
i o o corolla xli 2011
_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin…
1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to
1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum…
Girl book store me sales man se
Girl Book Store Me Sales Man Se: Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan…
Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main
AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn…
Aao india ki barbaadi k liye mil
Aao India ki barbaadi k liye mil k dua karain… . . . . ….
Tension denay k 2 asaan tareeqay hain
Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareeqay hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao….
2 sardar station pohancheticket ly rahy thy
2 sardar station pohancheTicket ly rahy thy k train chal pari dono train k peeche…
Surf excel waly agar condom banayen to
Surf Excel Waly Agar CONDOM Banayen To Unka SLOGAN kya Hoga? Daal Do! Chala Jayega….
1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya
1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya to logo ne kha ke koch aesa karo…
Clge me lecture chal raha tha 1
Clge me Lecture chal raha tha 1 ldka achanak uthkar clas k bhar gya Ltr:ye…
Son mom papa bohot shareef hain
Son: Mom! Papa Bohot shareef hain… Mom: Wo kesay? Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko…
Baap 1 zamana hota tha jab main
Baap: 1 zamana hota tha jab main 10 Rupay me Rashan, Doodh, Nashta sab le…
Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta…
Fatwa ap se guzarish hy k
(FATWA) == Ap se guzarish hy k ZONG ka NETWORK mat use kren == Na…
Har khajoor per nazar ab koi chup
Har Khajoor Per Nazar Ab Koi Chup Chup k ROZA Nahi Torey Ga Kyun K…
Log ap ko bura kahen dont mind
log ap ko bura kahen dont mind pagal kahen gussa na hona jahil kahen to…
Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena
Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena, Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha…
Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray
Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain. Bachchay ka…
Girlfriend hum apne bache ka nam kia
Girlfriend: Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay? . Boyfriend: Agr shadi k bad…
Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas
Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen…
Only love can remove your misunderstandings
Only Love Can Remove Your… Misunderstandings… Worries… Doubts… Fear… Tears… And Finally What You Wear!
Frog 2 nujoomiplz tell my futurenujoomia young
Frog 2 Nujoomi:Plz tell my future! Nujoomi:A young smart girl, will touch ur body. Frog:WÖW!…