Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Larkidarzi ki dukan par gayi aur
Larki:darzi ki dukan par gayi aur pucha’ Ji yahan galay miltey hein?’Darzi khara ho kr…
Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in
Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the…
Bhikari hello pizza hut hut
Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza Or 1…
Boy i love u tm dunya ki
Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho. Girl: Acha per tmhre…
A boy wanted to know the age
A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear…
Although pakistan is a corrupt country
Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They…
Hum ne yeh fasla ker liya hai
HUM NE YEH FASLA KER LIYA HAI Y.ALI DOST JITNA BHI PARAISHAN HOON HUM SMS…
Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka…
Aik pagal dosray saytum kis din paida
Aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum kis din paida howay? Dosra pagal: itwar ko. Pahla pagal:…
1 dehati ne fivestar hotel chaye
1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se…
1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi
1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker…
Zardari amrood baich raha tha aik
Zardari Amrood baich raha tha… Aik Aadmi Bola: Zardari sahab Amrood main agar keerra hua…
Larki kuch aisa kaho na jis
larki: kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye,mere dil…
Boy hamaray pyar k baray main kisi
Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batanaGirl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.Boy: Kyun?Girl:…
Math teacher to studnt if u hv
‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees…
Ek adme ne fm redio par caal
ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis…
Gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai
gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai. molvi sahab ne gujjar ko boat danta.. gujjar…
2 ghadhedonkyapas main bateen kar rahe thay1st
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay…
Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat
Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat pe ay ‘DAINGI’ machar, zra Zardari ko lar…
Ek borrhey kissan ne apney be gunah betey
Ek Borrhey Kissan Ne Apney Be-gunah Betey Ko Jail Me Khat Likha ‘Pyarey Betey Me…
Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnaijsne
Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min…
Boy to gym coach i wanna
Boy to Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m gonna meet in 3 days….
Dear useryour wife can become mother without
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care…
bacha dadi se kya hm
*’* Bacha Dadi se. Dadi kya hm hmesha 5 hi rhenge? Aap, papa, mom, baji…
Why pakistani girls are not in sport
WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess…
Sir woh kaun hai jisne apna pehla
Sir: Woh Kaun Hai Jisne Apna Pehla Kadam Chand Par Rakha? Student: Neil Armstrong Sir…
b0y tumharay pen main ink nae
*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0…
Best football joke ever question what
BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World…
Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho
Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le…
Next generation child will sing twinkle
next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal…
Dont ever say bad things about yourself
Don’t ever say bad things about yourself…. . . . . …. . . ….
Dadi omer omer dadi eik minute array
Dadi: Omer???? Omer: Dadi Eik Minute… Dadi: Array Omer??? Omer: Daadiii Aikkk Minuteeeee.. Dadi: Omerrrrrrrrrr????…
Us nay kaha k waqt ki pabandi
Us nay kaha k waqt ki pabandi kero… Magar yeh nai bataya k neya waqt…
Define a true music lover a
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and…
Tusi bade hi gr8 ho rasgulle
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka…
Meri her khata ko maaf kar dena
Meri her khata ko maaf kar dena ye soch kr . . ‘DOSTO’ . ….
What happend 2 ur mobile i was
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this…
Boy mujh se shadi karo gigirl kiaboy
Boy: ‘mujh se shadi karo gi’girl: ‘kia?’boy: ‘acchi movie hai na!’girl: ‘kuttay k bachay’boy: ‘wt??’…
Define a true music lover a
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and…
jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi
*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz…
aik aalu ne bhindi k number
*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne…
Kya hua jo usne laga li mehandihum
Kya hua jo usne laga li MEHANDIhum bhi ab SEHRA Sajayenge,mujhay pata tha k wo…
Once there was a jutt he cutting
Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda…
Ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye sey
ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye. ak sey ak khubsurat larki aatey or wo sahib…
Dont open this msg till 2moro rukjaen
Dont open this msg till 2moro Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Rukjaen Ruk..jaen Menu pata c…
Tumhary saath kia masla hai har wakt
Tumhary saath kia masla hai? har wakt pregnent rehti ho jab bhi tumhain sms kia,…
Duniya ka wo wahid sawal jiss
‘Duniya ka wo Wahid Sawal Jiss ka Jawab na ‘YES’ diya Ja Sakta hai or…
Pathan thought lol meant lots of love
Pathan Thought ‘LOL’ Meant ‘Lots Of Love’. So One Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He…
Facing your fears builds strength but running
Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent …….
Closeup se daant saaf karain pepsodent
CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir…
Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko
Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek…
Mental hospital kay opertion thetor m
Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor m Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar…
Is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore
is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore na kren or is bar samandri tofaan ko serious…
Gogayar sadi miss kehndi ay k majj
Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay…
I am afraid to close my eyes
I AM Afraid To Close My Eyes I Might Think Of You, I AM Afraid…
Ikk taaraf dengue tay ikk taraaf wapda
Ikk taaraf Dengue tay ikk taraaf Wapda..: Koi Kapry Pan Nai Dainda te koi kapry…
Simlarity between pyar loose motion in
simlarity Between PYAR & Loose Motion? in par kisika control nahi hota,ye 2no hi Achanak…
kirayadar men n suna hai
*’* Kirayadar . Men n Suna Hai K Is Ghar Men Jin BHOOT or Aatmaaen…
Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta…
Ek admi ne dukandar se puchaap k
Ek admi ne dukandar se pucha:ap k pas sabin ha? Dukndar:nai Grahk:tooth pest ha? Dukndar:ji…
Bohat dabaya pait magar nahi aaya poooonn
Bohat dabaya pait magar Nahi Aaya Poooonn Wah Wah Bohat dabaya pait magar nahi aaya…
Sardartum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay
Sardar:tum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay ho? Pathan:ye letter urgent daina hai Sardar:kahan? Pathan:abi…
Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main…
Boyi love you girl nikal boy
Boy:I Love You Girl: nikal Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl: nikal Boy: I Can’t…
Facebuk wants to 9 whtx on my
Facebuk wants to 9 Whtx on my mind? Twitter wants to 9 Wht I’m doin?…
This is an adult sms only those
This Is An Adult SMS. Only Those Who’re Above 18, Press Down . . ….
Ek aurat coma mein chali gai shohar
Ek aurat Coma mein chali gaI.. Shohar murda samajh kr dafnaney chalA.. Rstey mein janaza…
1 african apni famly k sath jungle
1 African apni famly k sath Jungle mein rehta tha, 1 din usay Jungle se…
Sharabi daaru se tang aa gaya aur
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya aur botlain tornay laga Ek tori Teri waja se…
Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha
Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha “DOST†Aaj Us ka Beta Bola . . ….
Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen
Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY…
Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya
Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir…
People think smoking is hard to quit
‘People think smoking is hard to quit !! Oh God, clearly . . …. ….
E kaash kahin aisa hota ki do
e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata…
Angraiz muje sardar bana do doctor aapka
Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana do Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga Angrz:ok Doctor ne galti…
Boy main tumhein bangla dillaun ga car
Boy: Main tumhein Bangla dillaun ga, Car dillaun ga, Gold ke dhair laga dun ga….
Wife aaj nahi daalna husband kyon
Wife: Aaj nahi daalna. Husband: kyon ? Wife: kal tum daal k so gaye or…
Boy bus aur larki aik jaisi hoti
Boy: bus aur larki aik jaisi hoti hain , 1 jaati ha to doosri aa…
Sardi mai raat 300 bajay pani baraf
Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang…
Geo ki taaza taza reporttaliban nay karachi
GEO ki taaza taza Report ‘TALIBAN’ nay Karachi may Samandar ko aag laga di GEO…
Replay i must sawal agar ap
Replay i$ MuSt! *sawal* agar ap apni Girlfrnd k sath 5 star hotel mein date…
Sheikh 1girl k sath chips kha raha
Sheikh 1Girl k sath chips kha raha thaGirl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal…