Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
After hearing that one of the patients
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from…
Straight insult husband ye kaisa khana
Straight Insult: HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne bilkul gobar jaisa! WIFE: Uff Taubaa…
Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne…
7 use ful tips 4 employees for
7 use ful tips 4 employees for success and survival in the best way: 1:…
Shahzada saleem anarkali se hm aap
Shahzada Saleem, Anarkali se- Hm aap ki Lena Chahty Hain AnarKali: Jan-e-pnah Achanak itni Bari…
Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami
Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan Bank Cashier: Madam ap So So k…
Pathanyaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . ….
A small child papa aap kisi larkee
A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan…
Muslim lady assalmo alikum angel issay jannt
muslim lady assalmo alikum! Angel issay jannt lel jao hindu lady namasty! Angal issay dozakh…
Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl
Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne…
Husband ghusse mein apni bv se boladil
Husband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar…
A public msg garmi se bachney
A public msg Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO…
A boy touched hand of his girlfriend
A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY.. Girlfriend…
Height of over smartness college boy
Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl:…
Hume to apno ne peta gero me
hume to apno ne peta gero me kahan dam tha mere hadi bhi wahan toti…
Girls mujhe macdonalds le chalo boy
Girls’ mujhe Macdonalds le chalo . Boy ; haa agar tum mujhe Macdonalds ke spelling…
Admi pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k
Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha. Dost aa k sath betha…
Broccoli i m not happy with my
Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I…
Lab sil jaate hain jab tum samney
Lab sil jaate hain.. jab tum samney Aatey ho, dil dharakta hai jab nazren milatey…
Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k
Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain!…
Mehman nawazi host lassi tusi pinday
Mehman Nawazi HOST: Lassi tusi pinday Nhi,Chaa Asi Pilani Nhi,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam…
Sardar apni wife ke sath coffee shop
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi…
Girl what youll do if i die
Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of…
1 pathan humesha rait ki bori cycle
1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha….
2 choohay bike pe ghoom rhy thy
2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy. Aik hathi nay lift mangi.. Itnay may 1…
Hakumat k new year 2008 par awam
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa: 1.AATA Band 2.GAS Band 3.BIJLI Band…
Aik aalo ne bhindi ko msj per
Aik aalo ne bhindi ko msj per love u msj bheja’ Bhindi ne use phone…
Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka
Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya…..
Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma
Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka…
Bichar k phir milenge yaqeen kitna tha
Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha. Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha….
Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar
Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:-…
To impress his date a young man
To Impress his Date a YOung Man tOok her tO Very Nice Italian Restaurant.. He…
Zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte
zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte karte jb kbi 2pal ko sans lene k…
Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA…
Wife suniye kya aap kitchen
wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband – magar…
Faqeer pehly ap 10 rupe dete
faqeer: pehly ap 10 rupe dete thy phir 5 ab 1rupya Q? Admi: pehly m…
1 din ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se
1 din 1 ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se mayus hokr khudkushi krne ka socha, wo…
Kitney majb00r hain taqdeer k hath0n wasi
Kitney majb00r hain TaQdeer K hath0n ,,*wasi*,, Girl frend ka ph0ne a raha hai 0r…
Molvi saab was online on facebook
Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay…
U fone toyota carola k liye sawal
U-FONE TOYOTA CAROLA K Liye SAWAL ?? . . Woh DO LOG KON HYN’ ….
Shekhkela kitny ka he dukandar5 rupe
Shekh:kela kitny ka he? Dukandar:5 rupe ka Shekh:2 rupy ka deta he? Dukandar:2 me to…
Mr bean went to the guiness books
Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number…
Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k
Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k raat ho gai,, !=~’IQBAL’~=! Subha ko jb aankh…
1 larki ki dua kasam se
1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain…
Machar apne pote se hamare zamane me
Machar apne pote se: Hamare zamane me Khon chosna inta asan nai hota tha. Pota:Q…
Someone misses u needs worries about u
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY…
Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi
Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi ko dekhte rehna tum hi ko sohchte rehna…
Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai
Reporter: meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain? . . ….
Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye
DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki…
Girl in a party xcuse me sir
GIRL (in a party): Xcuse me sir! Kiya aap mere chehre se 1 cheez hata…
Sheikh saath walon se zara iodex le
Sheikh: Saath walon se zara iodex le ao. Biwi:Wo log nahi denge. Sheikh: Han baray…
A guy using facebook in class puts
A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After…
Kisi ki zindagi qeemat ka andaza uski
Kisi ki Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai. ..wasi…
1 man ap ka kutta to sher
1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man:…
1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta
1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’…
An old lady gave the bus conductor
An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat .. Conductor: ‘So…
Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se
Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte…
Boy girl in a resturant boyi love
Boy& girl in a resturant Boy:I love u Girl:I dont love u Boy:But i love…
Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per
Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo…
Munna abay circuit jaa baajo walay
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat…
1 gujjar ne five star hotel me chaye
1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se…
Jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen
jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen faraz wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi…
Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya
Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi…
pakistani log sub se zyaada
*. . .Pakistani Log Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain? Sochen… ! Thora…
Night was dark moon high boy
Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come…
Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai
Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba…
Boy ap apni beti ki shadi muj
Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi muj se Kr den mai apKo us K wazan…
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore…
Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na
WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache…
Its magic please read dil main
Its magic! Please read. Dil †Main †Dil Dil †Mera †Dil Dil…
breaking news karachi millenium main
** Breaking News ** Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai = = = = =…
Naa pyar yaar mohabbat dosti yaaro
Naa Pyar, Naa Yaar, Naa Mohabbat, Naa Dosti Yaaro.. Aaj K is Devdas ki baat…
Larkipeer ji mujhe ilm sikhayen peerzara
Larki;’Peer Ji Mujhe ilm Sikhayen Peer;’Zara Qareb Aao, Larki;’Peer Ji Aap Mujhe Kiss To Nhi…
2 khusray college se wapis ja rahe
2 Khusray College se wapis ja rahe thay. Achanak 1 gir gya or zor zor…
Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar
AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL…
Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi
Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein…
Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy q
Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy? Q K Aabadi 17 crore jis me sy 5 crore…
Aurat doctor se mujhe chabi wala teeka
Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga dain Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain…
Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k
Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai….
When someone says expect the unexpected
When Someone Says ‘Expect The Unexpected’ . . … . . I Like To PUNCH…
Sardar ke peeche kutta pada woh pareshaan
SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA…
Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor
Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta…