Category: Insult sms

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =(…

Jamadarni’ ko impres kerny ka teriqa… . . . … .. .. .. Lakh Lanat…

ife Me=Paisa=Piyar=Dost=Izzat Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hin Pr Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate…

Bisti m0ments. 1.when u r too xcited n operatr says ‘ur acount balnc is insufficient’…

Gadhay or Ghoray ki larayi ho gayi. Gadha: Duniya ma meri Ziyada demand ha. Ghora:…

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf…

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k. . . . . . . ….

YoU aRe A-B-C Attractive Beautiful Cute E-F-G Excellent Funny Genius H-I-J Hello I’m Joking

If Your Are A Girl And You R Single ! . . . . ……

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi lrki…

Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain sitare apka bichona hon chand apka takya ho…

In PAK Survey Was Done That, How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With Me…

bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya. husband bola zaror is…

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo… Is Pathhar Dil Ko Thora Naram Karlo… Morning Time se…

NAYE OFFER! Call rates ab Dimag k size k hisab se hon gey Jitna chota…

Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy Ek Bar AAP…

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting…

=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius…

Plz form fil karenName:____FatherName:____Cast:____Blood group:____Gender:____Age:___Address:_____Phone No:_____ Aur Pagal khanay Mai Jama Krwa K apnay Ghar…

Dost Tum aik Aise ‘DON’ Ho, Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi…

Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr…

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif…

Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum? Paglon ki tarah kya dhoond rahey ho? …

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!!…

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho, Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti…

1pagal : Mein is Pagal Khane mey Naya aya hun, Mujy Pagalo k Sardar se…

a boy seeing a girl timely. grl say: apnay say unchay job sanam daykhtay hain,…

Oye ayesha ka kya bana? 99% stupids will not read this full sms? N wil…

Hmesha Apni Pasand k Raste Pr Chalo Apne Alfaz me Baat kro Srf Wo kro…

Pakistan ka sa se WADDA CHAWAL insaan kon hai? Yeh jan’nay k liye dekhiye kal…

Dil k mehman ban jao, Aankhon ka armaan ban jao Honton ki muskaan ban jao,…

F.M pe abi abi suna hai k masjidon se jotey or lotey chori karne wala…

Zndagi me agr kch banna ho kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki…

Aaj India ki -Azadi k moqay par Aoo India ki barbadi k liay mil k…

Zardari, is an Honest Disciplined, Faith’ful & Nice Person We all love him very much…

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne…

Apne Husn pe itna naaz mat karo aye dost, Tere jaise haseen aur bhi hain…

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . ….

boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah…

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its…

Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye, Phir tamannaon k phool murjhaye, Najane kis jungle me…

Kya Aap Ne Kabhi Kisi ‘UllO’ Ko Plastic Cover Me Liptey Dekha Hai .. ?…

Ay Barish K Nanhey Qtro Us K Chehry Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Galon Ko…

Ek Pyaara sa Gift Plz Open, ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤i ¤¤¤¤¤hi ¤¤¤¤chi ¤¤¤lchi ¤¤alchi ¤aalchi Laalchi Mobile…

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- __________ “””””””””” ====== Nice na…?? :-P…

FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tasalli? Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne…

Anna Hazaare India Ka Ek Social Worker He Jis Ne India Govt Se Corruption K…

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . My favorite colour is…

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . ….

Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado.. itne aage bado ke jisase bhi…

Kia ankhain kia surat kia chehra apne paya hai jaise peeple k drakht se bhoot…

Bandar KELEY Q khata hai? Chal Chor Ye tera Personal Matter hai.Jo Marzi Kha Pee….!…

msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai battery bhi full…

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola ‘Sari Dunya Tumhe’n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?’ Neeche Kya…

/ This LaL-Baig iz (‘.’) searching 4 u. / U know it wants to eat…

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . ….

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo…

Girl: Mt kr Picha Mera 1 Din Pchty ga Bahr collage k Tu Samose ka…

Boy 2 girl during fight: Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon…

Dr, Larki Se Tum Bas 2 Din Ki Mehman Ho. Girl: Koi Bachne Ka Rasta…

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just…

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy…

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For…

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k…

Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . . K . . . Pakistan…

Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo! Wah wah wah!! Larki phasai Nahi…

Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . ….

If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds…

A jao na plz tm b a jao na ami b hy abu b hy…

?AQAL? kyA hoti hai? Asman ne kaha: Buhat Buland hoti hai, Sagar ne kaha: Buhat…

Wo tumhe dur se deKh Kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai. Wah… wah.. Mai hairan…

ILTAF: Zardari Ap Zarde ki Dukan kholdo Sab ap ki Seat Girane me lage hue…

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly…

Hum Apni Bebasi Kisi Pagal Ko Nhi Btayen Gay . . . . . ….

You Are A Normal Person In Case 0f : . . . 1- U Got…

‘Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny ka response’ Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet…

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting…

3 Dost thay Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kalu:-B.S.C. Main parh raha hai. Billu:-M.A.main parh raha hai….

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite…

*Har ‘kamina’ apney apko ‘shareef’ smjhta he..! : : : ap btayen ap khud ko…

Bilawal zardari to Girl Friend Tum dunya mein jahan b ho gi Tujhe teri khshbu…

Agr manzil ko pana hy to hosla sath rakhna Agr pyar ko pana hy to…

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur…

,.-.-.-._ (‘.’) _.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’: )( :’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum…

Yad ha Mujko Tre bchpn ka zmana Ptli ptli tango pr Ltka hua pjama Wo…

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki…

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai?…

Wo bhi kia din thy, Jab tum jin thy, Ab tum dio ho Jinoon k…