Category: Insult sms

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Arz kiya hai.. Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah) aye asman k chand taron…

paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania? 1-seedhey hath mein mobile pakray ga. 2-anguthey se button dabaye…

Teray Liye aik Bad News… TU Kabi “MAA“Nahi Ban Sakta,…………. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)…

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu…

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram…

Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na tha, k hamara Dost Itna Great Itna Intelegent…

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . . . . . Agar…

Akk de bootey gulab disde. Neheran de pani laal disde. Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan…

TANHAIYAAN *’=’=’=’=’* *’=’=’=’* – – – – – – – – – – Jab ooper…

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar…

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam…

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? . Mind u – it’s…

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Your Face, There’s Not A Thing That I…

TU NE chaha hi nahi..ZRDARI.Halaat to hum bhe badal sakte the TERI aankho ke aansu…

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, 😉 Wah Wah:-o Ab aatey hein tere sms…

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi…

.-”-. ( ‘ ;’ )___,/ ¿_¿_) ¿_) Jaa TONY Jaa Jo Log MujheSMS Nahi Krte…

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Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee, Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho…

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . ….

Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA…

… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To…

Gadha B Jo Na Khaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tm, Stupid Idiot Bkwas Ho Tm, 52…

(./) (,’)/ /.’.)_. /(( _ ,,/’ (, /, ) //””\tu sms nai karne tay na…

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew…

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na…

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia…

?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha? ??BTANAY ki zaroOrat…

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai…

After KAL HO NA HO Karan Johr is producing a new film & searching 4…

G krda bai G krda Tenu chetter maara G krda, G krda bai G krda,…

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab,…

Hazaro Saal Karti Rahi Un Ki Maa Un K Baap Se Ghaddari . . ….

Bhoot khoon Q peeta hai?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . ….

Agar tum sai koi kahe k insan ban jao . . . . . to…

*Aladdin ka chirag mila! = Me jin se bola, is sms parhne wale ka dimag…

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Funny But True: Ek PAKISTANI Fauji Dosre se Yaar GeneraL kehta hai, k is Baar…

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga ‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak…

After the inspiring performance of Mr.Altaf Husain, Nargis & Deedar have decided to join MQM…

Mera Dost Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He Mera Dost Sunday K Din Jhakas…

Din Rat TV & Facebook k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par…

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dear!Sorry to disturb u.Can u send me ur photo rite n0w? its very urgnt. We…

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur…

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National…

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. . .. …zalimo…

Kya tm aik darakht sy dusry drakht tk chlang lga skty ho? Kya tm aik…

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey…

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1…

Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi se kam nahi . . . Koi humara…

All flowerz don’t represent Love but Rose did it. All birds can’t speak but Parrot…

Itni badtmeez larki Mai ne zindagi me nhi dekhi Jo sb k samne Mry kan…

Jaisay Heeray ko Heera kat ta hai. . . Aay Mulk ko lootne walay tjay…

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To…

Shikwa Naheen Kissi Sey Kissi Sey Ghilla Naheen, . . . . . . ….

Pride, Attitude And Confidence Are Like Underwear, You Should Always Have It, But Need Not…

DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain magar DON se GATAR…

Question: how much is 1+1 is? . . . …… . . . . ….

Array Diwaaanon! Mujhe Pehchano Kaha Se Aaya? Me Ho Kon? Me Ho Koon? Me Ho…

Miyan Mithu choori khao gey Hello….? Tum se pucha hai… Kuch kaho bi… Main bi…

Aina dekh kr begana ho gya, khud apne husn ka dewana ho gya, MUQABLA-e-HUSN main…

Apka style apki smile apki ankhien apki batien apka bolna apka chalna apka muskrana apka…

Mobile Hy Hr Larkay Ki Shan, Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Pareshan MISS…

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ………

‘ LOVE SONG ‘ ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay…

Girl 2 boy Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun…

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . ….

Life Was Lonely, No One Was There. I Had No Frend. & Then U Came…

Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr…

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . ….

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi, uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi, SMS…

Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?itna acha kese muskaratey ho?bachapan se hi kaminey ho ya…

Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . ….

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch…

Kabi shehr jana, Kabi gaon jana, Kabi idr jana, Kabi udr jana, Maza na ae…

Har Lal rang red nahin hota, Har Insan bad nahin hota, Kaise kahoon par sach…

Aaj Sunday He.. Koshis To Karo.. Kitne Din Hue Tumhe Nahaye.. Plzz Meri Khatir Kum…

Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe ‘Tum Bewaqof Ho Tou koi lamha zaya mat…

If someone says you’re not luking gud, just say- excuse me! I’m not your mirror…

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go…

Mera dil chahta hy apko wo cheez khilaun jo aap ne kabhi na khai ho…..

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again?…

U R happy 2day… U R smart 2day U R Glamour 2day… U R Lovely…

You are ABCDEFGHIJKL A-adorable B-brilliant C-cute D-dashing E-exciting F-fantastic G-gr8 H-humorous I-intelligent J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi…

Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy? Wo Raat Wo Mulaqat Wo Mera Israr Wo Tera Inkar Aur…