Category: Insult sms
Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection
Milti agar mujhe 2 din ki baadshahi
‘Milti agar mujhe 2 din ki Baadshahi aaey zardari…. Meri Riyasat main teri TASVEER Wale…
Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na…
Larka izhar e mohabt karay to
Larka izhar e mohabt karay to larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain: 1) what..? Shakl…
Well come to wwwlovecom enter password
well come to www.love.com enter password ********* processing sorry,! aap ki peyar kerny k umer…
Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne
Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate…
If someon hurts you ignore it
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it If You…
Fanta piyo pepsi marinda piyo coke dew
fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun…
Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai….
Ankhon mein shrrafat chal nazaakat dil
Ankhon mein shrrafat. chal mein nazaakat. dil mein sachai. phir kyon na bole ap ko…
Jb ap paida hoye to akash se
Jb ap paida hoye to akash se phool brse Pariyun ne jashan manaya Farishton ne…
Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami
Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami…
Jst 4u jab koi londa 3 dafa
Jst 4u.! Jab koi Londa 3 dafa muth mar k Farig hota he To us…
Tum naraz ho koi reply nhi kiya
Tum Naraz ho Koi reply Nhi kiya Ok tumhari marzi Meri aur tumhari dosti b…
Usay meny pehli baar aik bank main
‘Usay meny pehli baar aik Bank main dekha tha, wo mere samny wali seat par…
Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro
Chand ki AAN ho tum Sitaro ki JAAN ho tum Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum…
Ek puraani kahawat hy k dost kitny
Ek Puraani Kahawat hy k Dost Kitny hi Nikammey ho Jayen Dua salam Rakhni Chahiye…
Question kute aur sher mai kia farq
QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI < > . . < > :…
Last night i had a dream of
Last night i had a dream of u. U were traveling in bus! Suddenly the…
Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha
Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha, ‘Shazad’ Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o…
Holon meintum kalion baghon galion sarkon
holon mein’Tum’ Kalion mein’Tum’ Baghon mein’Tum’ Galion mein’Tum’ Sarkon ma ‘Tum’ Bazar ma ‘Tum’ Tusi…
Story once a boy was smoking at
Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne…
Mot ka frshta lrki se ap
mot ka frshta lrki se ap ka time over ho chuka hai GIRL:koi bchny ka…
Arz kya hy mere khuwabon mein
Arz kya hy Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho, Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth…
Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi…
I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse…
Solid bezati boy to slim girl
‘SOLID BEZATI’ Boy to slim girl : apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi hadiya…
sbzi teri ho handi meri wa
¤ Sbzi teri ho Handi meri ho wa wa Gari meri ho C.N.G teri ho…
Kbhi shikayt na labon pe laingehum dosti
Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge koi tmhari burai…
Benazir k liye faraz likhtay han
Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han… BB hum sharminda han! , , Wah! wah! wah!…
Asmaan jitna neela hai sunflower peela
Asmaan Jitna ‘NEELA’ hai, Sunflower Jitna ‘PEELA’ Hai, Paani Jitna ‘GEELA’ Hai, . . ….
Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her
Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi…
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh…
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to…
Classic insult a small argument between
Classic Insult… A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent … Boy: Don’t Let…
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay…
Greedy dog once upon a time there
*GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He…
Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola
Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na,…
Bhoot ka beta apni mom se khush
Bhoot ka Beta Apni Mom Se Khush Ho K Bola: ‘Mom,Me Kitna Drowna Hoon Na?…
Hello so rahe ho kya
HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND…
Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands
Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab…
Jo tum ko dil se pyar kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare Tumhara Sada Intizar…
Dabbay main dabba cake wa lotay
Dabbay main Dabba, Dabbay main Cake. wa wa wa wa Lotay k Moo walY, koi…
Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na…
Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye…
2 lovers in kfc larka kia
2 lovers in K.F.C, Larka: kia khao gi jan? Larki: . . ‘Haleem’ mangwalo Moral:…
Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar
Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost . . . . . . ….
Boy from the day i met you
Boy: From The Day I Met You, I Havn’t Drank Or Smoked.. Girl: How Sweet…
Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi
Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap…
Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi
Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ?…
Hum to yun hi wapda truck k
Hum To Yun Hi ‘Wapda’ Truck K Sath Kharey Thay FARAZ . . . Log…
Tapti hoi dhoop ki loo hay zardari
Tapti hoi dhoop ki LOO hay Zardari.. Sadar kè naam pè THOO hay Zardari.. Ab…
Tammaaaaaam khooobsoorat logon ko itlla di
Tammaaaaaam ‘khooobsoorat’ Logon ko itlla Di jaati Hy k ? , ? ? ? ?…
Aaj raat 1200 am per father day
Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per ‘Father Day’ Shoro Ho Jayega. Jis Jis Ne Muje wish…
A hands0m boy enter the class room
A hands0m Boy enter the class room… All girls got crazy for him… They all…
Ye badal bijli sirf aap k
Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K…
Suraj hua madham chand bhi chalne
Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne lag Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne…
Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko
kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal…
Bahot khub surat tha wo jo
bahot khub surat tha wo jo tha lakin bahot khatar nak tha dhoka dayta tha…
Always smile you know why bcozhanso jiyo
Always smile ,you know why? bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ? muskurao kya pata ? kal daat ho…
Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai itni
Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai, Itni chahat se kuchh aur nhin dekha, Dekhne do…
1 aqalmand insan gadhay se bola sari
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola ‘Sari Dunya Tumhe’n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?’ Neeche Kya…
Apne piyar ko mat chupao ise zarurat
Apne piyar ko mat chupao ise zarurat he jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…
Mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya
mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat shareef seedhay saadhay or…
Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki
Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen…
Boy hi girl with atitude
Boy :- Hi…….. Girl (with atitude) :- Do I know You ??? Boy :- (with…
Woh sabun ki khushbu wo thanda pani
Woh sabun ki khushbu, wo thanda pani , wo shampoo ki mehek, wo dhule huae…
Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen
Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen Jese k aap. . . . . Zardari…
Punjab vich eana pani ay 5 darya
Punjab vich eana Pani ay. 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 65,000 khalay, 14,000 chhapar, 1,76,250 nalkay,…
Aik aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station
Aik Aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station k age guzar rha tha. SAmne GAte par…
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya……
You are a dog kyun bura
You are a dog…. Kyun bura laga? Bura matt mano.. Dog meanz D= Demand O=…
When a girl send a smile in
When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ??…
Jab koi baat bigar jaye mushkil
Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye To To To ,, ???…
Punctuate the following i am that
Punctuate ThE fOllOwIng “i Am that stupid who is wasting time in punctuating the sentence…