Category: Insult sms
Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection
Jahan khuwab wahan hbl maamta wahan
Jahan khuwab Wahan H.B.L. Jahan maamta wahan Dalda Jahan Pyar Wahan Iqrar Jahan Ameer Wahan…
Boy proposing a girl me
Boy proposing a girl : Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. Girl :…
Mohabat karo ibadat k sath pyar
Mohabat karo ibadat k sath Pyar karo sacchai k sath Dosti karo dianat k sath…
Amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay
amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay aKhar mian nun ata hay …………………………………. . ….
Ye hy mustaqbil ka pakistan yahan
Ye hy Mustaqbil ka Pakistan.. Yahan hr Pakistani Bhooka hy.. Zalalt ka ye safar Namumkin…
Ay barish k nanhay qatro us
Ay Barish K Nanhay Qatro Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Gaalon Ko…
Sms rates year 2001 rs 2
SmS RATES………… Year 2001: Rs 2 Year 2002: Rs 1 Year 2003: Rs 75 Year…
Collector ban na hai to ias padho
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho Lawyer Banna…
If somebody comes n tell u that
If somebody comes n Tell u, That you Are FOOL, Don?t Be Afraid, Goto him…
Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte
Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte! Ye dil hum hr kisi ko diya nhi…
Aik kutta bara akar k chal rha
Aik kutta bara akar k chal rha tha Hathi: Tum kyo itna akar k chal…
Jootay parnay k bad zardari farmata hy
Jootay parnay k bad Zardari farmata hy: Tum kitne jooty maro ge mai sary jooty…
Hungry dog once upon a tme
HUNGRY DOG once upon a tme, there was a Dog he was very hungry He…
Me tumko jadoo se smart banati hon
Me Tumko Jadoo Se Smart Banati Hon Ready Jantar Mantar Mast Qalandar Chooo . (./)…
Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy
.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL…
Rule of success always consult a
rule of success: Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life….
U r very special for me
U r very special for me, i dont want to lose friend like u, always…
Love ship titanic dinosaur forest
Love + Ship= (Titanic) Dinosaur + Forest= (Jurassic Park) Arnold + Gun= (Terminator) Robberers +…
Oghareeb insaan okanjoos opathar dil opagal insaan
O?Ghareeb Insaan O?Kanjoos Insaan O?Pathar Dil Insaan O?Pagal Insaan.?? Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan…
Sweet insults any similarity bw you
Sweet insults: Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental. Are you always…
Kal kare so aaj keraaj abhi keraaj
Kal kare so aaj ker..aaj kare so abhi. Kal kare so aaj ker.aaj kare so…
Ye form fill karen name fathersname
Ye form fill karen Name:____ Father’sName:____ Cast:____ Blood group:____ Gender:____ Age:___ Address:_____ Phone No:_____ Fill…
Lamha e fikiria jo log is tarha k message
Lamha-e-fikiria Jo Log is tarha k message karte hain k Pogo dekho or pogo lagao…
A chemistry student proposing a girl
A chemistry student proposing a Girl: i love u more than an electron wants 2…
1 admi chilla raha tha sadar kutta
1 admi chilla raha tha sadar KUTTA hai. Police wale ne 1 thappar lagaya aur…
Kya ap paunchvi pass se taiz hein
Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . . Loading . . Please Wait ….
Animals ki khosusiyat 1 tota duniya
Animals ki khosusiyat: 1. Tota Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy 2. Oont 15…
Zufiqar mirza ki batain sun kar ab
Zu|fiqar Mirza ki batain sun kar ab t0 ZARDARI ko dar lagta hai Faraz.! kahin…
A book is a version of the
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore…
Phool main phool jama daar hoon phool
Phool Main Phool, Phool Jama Phool, Phool Daar Phool, Phool Hoon Phool. Ab isko lafz…
Boy tumhari kameez phati hui hai
Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai. Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai. BOY: Wah Ji Wah….
Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand
Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,…
Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti
Dekho mere sms ka kamal Ghanti Baji Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya ab Bewaqoof SMS parh…
Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha
Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha Road par cow ka gobar para hua tha…
Ek jungle main taarzan janvaron ko unki
Ek Jungle main ‘Taarzan’ janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha Shair: JUTT Cheeta: RAJPUT…
Yaar ye dekho kisi ne pora
Yaar Ye Dekho… Kisi Ne Pora Khaali Msg Bheja Hai.. Yeh Koi Insaneyt Ha?
Suraj na badla chand badla na
Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./)…
Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar aey
Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost . . . . . . ….
Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai
Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad…
Ap ki personality par aik shair arz
ap ki personality par aik shair arz kia hay soraj hameesha chand kay sath rahe…
One of d intellignt monkey missing
One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is…..
Ek kabristan me bhoot ko dhek kar
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The Lakin Mai Nhi…
Na jane kya hy tere udaas chehry
Na jane kya hy tere udaas chehry me.. ‘ d0st ‘ JAb bhi dekhta hon…
Yeh sun kar dimagh he ghoom gaya
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz, Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K…
I like grapes bcoz its boneless
I like Grapes Bcoz its Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha…..
Fizao mai tum ho hawao ho
Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum…
Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska
Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se…
Zardari qom se khataab kar rahe thy
Zardari qom se khataab kar rahe thy, Bohat se logon ne bohat se sawal kiye,…
1 raat kutta bhonk rha thafaraz
1 raat kutta bhonk rha tha’FARAZ’ Waooooo Waooo Waoooo Waooooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Haan…
Be alert koi bhi kuch
BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH…
Modren bezti boy 2 girl i love
‘Modren Bezti’ Boy 2 girl: I love u & want 2 marry u Girl: ApNi…
Smile is a language of luvsmile way
Smile is a language of luv….Smile is a way 2 get success…..Smile is 2 win…
Alag baat hai aap ke pass
(~,*Alag Baat Hai*,~) Aap ke pass dimaag hai, Chalta nahi woh alag baat hai.~) Aap…
Zindagi me gadhe ki tarah kaam karte
Zindagi me gadhe ki tarah kaam karte karte Jab kabhi 2 pal ko Saans lene…
Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k
Hoshiar rehna Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana Idhar udhar nigah…
Wxy1 nahi samaj aya zara ulta
WXY1 WXY1 WXY1 WXY1 Nahi Samaj Aya? Zara Ulta Kr K Dekhin WXY1 WXY1 WXY1…
Na dekh asman ko itni hasrat
”Na dekh” asman ko itni hasrat sey ‘DOST’ ”Kisi parinday” ne mou p BITH krdi…
Judge tm par jo ilzamat sabit
Judge : Tm par jo ilzamat sabit ho rhy hain Is par apni safai may…
Apna zakat 0r fitra mqm ko dejeye
Apna Zakat 0r Fitra M.Q.M Ko Dejeye Kyun k . . . BHOOKEY NANGEY Logo…
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen aik
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobara phairen Chalen 1 bar…
Trasta hy dil teri sada k lye
Trasta hy Dil Teri Sada K Lye Teri Mohabat Teri Wafa K Lye Hm or…
Suraj na badla chand badla na
Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./)…
Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola
Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To…
classical jawab 1st dost mai
~ Classical jawab ~ 1st Dost: Mai esa kya karu k teri shadi k bad…
Desh ka bacha bacha beghar raha hai
DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha hai Larka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,…
Kitabon se daleel doon ya tumhe samne
kitabon se daleel doon ya Tumhe samne Rakh doon.. =DOST = wo Mujh se Pooch…
Today is international handsome boys
Today is International Handsome boys & beautiful girls day! So send this message to someone…
Girl friend i like ur teeth
Girl friend: I like ur ‘teeth Boy friend: Oh really, why Girl frnd: Becoz yellow…
Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati
Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati ja rahi hyn? 1) Qenchi ya 2) Aari?…
Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho
Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho Dunya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo kajal…
Boy o bewafa tune shadi q ki
Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya… Girl:…