Category: Insult sms
Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection
Ultimate insult i love your smile
Ultimate Insult..!! I love your smile because.. . . . . My favorite colour is…
Girlbook store me sales man se
Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen…
Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami
”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…
Offo kya kertey ho aap door
Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap Door Hato Koi Dekhey Ga To Kya Kahyga Aqal Nahi…
Ide 7418 fdd 5665 mia 1987 lhb 2159 mnp 4848 slo 6011
IDE-7418 FDD-5665 MIA-1987 LHB-2159 MNP-4848 SLO-6011 ghoooor kya rahey ho? Ye un gaarion k number…
Koi ek din select karen 1
Koi Ek Din Select Karen, 1. Sunday 2. Monday 3. Tuesday 4. Wednesday 5. Thursday…
Scientific question how does blood reach
Scientific Question: How does blood reach Ur head? Think? So Simple?! Liquid always flow towards…
Sawalghairat kia hajawabghairat wo chez ha jo
Sawal:Ghairat kia ha?? ?.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Jawab:Ghairat wo chez ha…
A light can replace dark success failure
A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain…
Boy proposing a girl mein
Boy Proposing A Girl : Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon. Girl :…
Doctor implants new ear to a man
doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an…
Full kameena pan 1st frnd bro
Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..??…
Attention research k mutabiq phone pr
Attention: Research k mutabiq phone pr intehai ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht…
Larhka dil ruba larhki balance bhijwa
Larhka: Dil Ruba Larhki: Balance Bhijwa Larhka: Paisay Nahi Larhki: Kese Nahi Larhka: Mehingayi Hai…
Aajib hai nakhre tere tera style hai
Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere… Aajib Tera Style Hai… Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi Haathoo Main…
Kisi ka hath tham kr chorna nhi
Kisi Ka HATH Tham Kr Chorna Nhi… WADA Ksi Se Kro To Torna Nhi. Koi…
Larki mujpe shayri kro na larka tang
Larki: Mujpe shayri kro na Larka tang a kar: Ye resham si zulphain krti hen…
Ye piyara sa gulab sirf ap k
YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE . . . . (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'(…
Zarda or zardari mn kya faraq
Zarda’ or ‘Zardari’ mn kya faraq hy? ‘Zarda’ Kushiyon mn Khaya jata hy, Or ‘Zardari’…
Aap k khayal me hum aapko sms
Aap K Khayal Me Hum Aapko SMs Q Karte Hain? I Miss u? I Like…
Girl in train can i sit here
Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can…
Malte ne amrood se kaha tmhari
MALTE NE AMROOD SE KAHA: TMHARI TO KOI IZZAT HI NAHI TMHE LOG KAT KR…
Nechay diye gae no mese 1 choose
Nechay diye gae no. mese 1 no. choose krn. Mai apko btaunga k ap ki…
U are sweet as choclate meetha
U are sweet as Choclate, meetha asGulabJamun, Raseela as Rasgulla, cool as ICE Cream Bhagwan…
Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam
~Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam tak na kiya GHALIB….. .. Hai k nai…
Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi
Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi yaken ni tha.Me b ni manta tha ye…
Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum waisa
Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna…
Small joke about you think ur
Small Joke about you: Think ur sitting in front of computer, wat computer wil think,…
Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai
Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh…
Meherban kadardan dekh tamsha meri jaan
MEHERBAN KADARDAN DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR MUSKRAYE GA…
Height of kaminapan phone rings tring
Height of KAMINAPAN Phone rings tring tring……. Boy:Hello Munna hai? Girl: Nhi hai.. Boy:Yaha aajao,ho…
Aap ka naam chand per likhny ko
aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy! magar . . . ….
Na dil ko behlaneyk liye na ghar
Na diL Ko ‘BEHLANEY’K liye NA Ghar me ‘SJANEY’K liye Bus ‘app’ ki ik ‘TASVEER’…
Summer comes again again winter commes
Summer comes again & Again Winter commes again and again But A person like u…
Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond
Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye…
Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro shaan
Chand ki AAN ho tum, Sitaro ki SHAAN ho tum, Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum,…
Dedicated 2 my pakay frndz tm
DEDICATED 2 MY PAKAY PAKAY FRNDZ: Tm kisi aur k liay ho gy samandar-e-ishq ae…
Do u knw ur scientest offcouse
Do u kNw uR SCIenTeST?;-) oFfcouSe u HavE InVeNT 1 THnG WHich othER ScEiNtST Cn’T?…
If i need brain transplantation ill definitely
If i need brain transplantation i’ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y? Bcoz.. Ur Genius..? NaNa…
Go down to c my heart
Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam…
Agar tum pakistani cricket team k coach
Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha? Saarey…
Assalam 920 alaikum do u want
Assalam Θ Alaikum! Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS? ! ! ! !…
Khoty ki 4 tangeen im right
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I’m Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I’m Right Na?…
6 truths of life 1 you cannot
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue….
1 8 year girls love mom 8 12
1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’…
One of d intellignt monkey missing
One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is…..
New offer call rates ab aqal
NEW OFFER..!! . . . . . Call Rates Ab AQAL K Hisaab Se HonGe…
One of d intellignt monkey missing in
One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is…..
Assi v smaart tusi sada rang
‘Assi v Smaart’ ‘Tusi v Smaart’ Sada v Rang saaf’ Twda v rang saaf’ Bas…
The rain makes all things beautiful grass
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all…
Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil
Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho’n par HAIRAN PARESHAN UDAAS THAKI Hui phir…
Agar apko lagta hai ki ap beautifu
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN, SMART HAIN, CHARMING HAIN TO KUTTA PALIYE……
Read each word from right sideasuomafrotcoddlotemtahtylnolatnemstneitapevahehttnelatotdaersihtegassem
Read each word From Right Side AsuomaFrotcoDdloTeMtahTylnOlatneMstneitaPevaHehTtnelaToTdaeRsihT^^egasseM
Golden word ksi ki taraf dosti
GOLDEN WORD ‘Ksi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barrhao Ho sakta hy Us…
Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte
‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’
Altaf hussain ka boht shukria jis ne
Altaf Hussain ka boht boht shukria jis ne pareshan pakistani awam ko itna hansaya. Itna…
My dear agar manzil ko pana
My dear! Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna Agar piyar ko…
When u feel that no body
when u feel that no body love,s u no body cares 4r u, every one…
Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat
Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha…
For you ur 5 qualities 1
“â€For You‒ Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi…
Dosti k chaman me 1 phool sa
Dosti K Chaman Me 1 phool Sa Khila Hy, Jo Mujhe Apki Surat Me Mila…
Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message
Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene…
Nakaam ho gayi meri sari minnaten uski
Nakaam Ho Gayi Meri Sari Minnaten,, Uski Narazgi k Aagay… . . . . ….
If a black cat falls in water
If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . ….
Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k
Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta…
Loha lohy ko katta hai hira
Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha! Aap ko bhi ek din…
3 bandar zoo se farar hogaye 1
3 bandar ZOO Se Farar Hogaye 1 TV Dekh Ra He 2ra FTBall Khel Ra…
Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein
Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle…
Waise to bare aiz ho tum
WAISE TO BARE AIZ HO TUM, MAGR NA JANE KYA ZHEEZ HO TUM, NA KOIE…
Good morning aap soch rhy honge k
Good morning! Aap soch rhy honge k is wqt morning kesy? to meri mrzi.. mobile…
Meaning of days sundayitwar mondaypeer tuesdaymangal wednesdaybudh
Meaning of days. Sunday:itwar Monday:peer Tuesday:mangal Wednesday:budh Thursday:jumerat Friday:juma Saturday:hfta Bewakuf itnay baray hogaye ho…
In summers rain u must b
In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet…
121251512512151251215121521512151215121512125 wah ji jumeraat
1+2+1+2+5+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+2+5, , . . . wah ji wah Jumeraat k paisey giney ja rhe hen…
Quotcricketquot the craze of nation quotpianoquot
"Cricket" The Craze of Nation. "Piano" The Pen of Nation. "Lux" The Soap of Nation….
I like grapes bcoz its boneless
I Like Grapes Bcoz Its Boneless. And I Like u Bcoz… u r Brainless Ha..Ha..Ha…..
Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche
Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+…
Nam jinda zardaari a o banda
Nam Jinda Zardaari A. O Banda Nai Bemaari A. Samaj Nai Aandi Lokaan Noo. A…
Maine aaj kwab me apko1 naye roof
Maine aaj kwab me apko1 naye roof me dekha >>Jo hr insan k kaam aane…
Ap haseen ap nice great famous
Ap Haseen! ap Nice! ap Great! ap Famous! ap Beautiful! ap Inteligent! ap Star! ap…
Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karteyoun
KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE, YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi…
There are 3 things which keep
There are 3 things which keep importance in my life. 1; Pizza,,, 2; Dew,,, 3;…