Category: Insult sms
Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection
Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye
aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye, Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye, Najane kin galion main…
Dog1 main is area naya aya
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar…
High class insult girl 2 boy
High Class Insult Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho….
Boy i love you girlhahaha will die
Boy: I Love You Girl:hahaha Boy: I will die 4 u Girl: hahaha Boy: I…
Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu
‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW…
Badam naarial pista akhrot kishmish moong phali
Badam naarial Pista Akhrot kishmish moong phali chilghoza injeer sab dry fruits ache hote hain…
Ohh ye dekho kitni jaga khali
Ohh Ye Dekho … … … … … … … … … … … ……
Your brain will bi refresh within next
Your Brain will bi Refresh within next 5 Minutes.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. 0…..
Rose lotus tulip sunflower jasmine are
ROSE LOTUS TULIP SUNFLOWER JASMINE ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISION WITHYOU!!…
Hitler bhi chala gaya saddam pakda gaya
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya, Saddam bhi Pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi, Tum…
Actually basically technically chemically physically mentally mathematically
Actually Basically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Naturally & Finally but Truely ….
1000000 ka sawal aap k mobile
10,00,000 ¤ Ka Sawal Aap k Mobile Ki Screen Pey Hy. Question:Aap Gandu Kaisey Baney?…
Agr koi tumai ye khny ki jurat
agr koi tumai ye khny ki jurat krey ‘insan bun oye’ . . . ….
Film loot lo pakistan hero asif
(FILM) Loot Lo Pakistan HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fozia Wahab SIDE HERO: Yousf Raza Gilani…
Na dil quotbehlaanyquot k liay ghar
Na dil "BEHLAANY" K liay… Na ghar main "SAJAANY" K liay.. Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"…
Door se dekha to aande ubal raha
door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal…
Close ur eyes n think about yourself
Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile…
Aaya tha imtehan me mazmoon bewakof
‘Aaya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon (Bewakof Dost) Par, Wazahat Jo Tumhari Ki, To Top Hi…
Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye
Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms…
I m master mind im mind
I ‘M Master Mind I’M Master Mind. I’ M Master Mind. I’M Master Mind. But…
Sahi jawab dain or jeetain dhairo inaam
Sahi jawab dain or jeetain dhairo inaam! ‘MQM k leader Altaf ne is bar video…
Jab bhi teri awaz sunne ko ge
”Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sunne Ko Ge Chahta Hai,,,” + +,’DOST’,++ ”Utha K Pathar Kutte…
Faqeer babu g roti milegi andar
FAQEER Babu g roti milegi.? Andar se awaz i: Biwi ghar pr nhi hy’ FAQEER:…
Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar
Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy…
Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla
Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee…..
Woh to bandar hai darakhato pe charh
WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga, MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer…
Aaj beautiful girls and boys day hay
Aaj Beautiful GIRLS AND BOYS Day hay… Ap ko jo bhi Beautiful lagy, ye msg…
Ap k pas dimag he chalta nai
Ap k pas dimag he, Chalta nai wo alg bat he Ap smart hen, Koi…
London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab
London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab hum Altaf Bhai ko mashwara daitay hain ……
New qomi tarana zardari ki zameen
New Qomi Tarana Zardari ki zameen shad baad, Bijli aaye 8 ghanty baad, Tu nishan…
Great sayings this life is
Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, ,…
Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare
‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se…
Terey merey pyaar ka aisa nataa hai
Terey Merey Pyaar Ka Aisa Nataa Hai, Dekh K SURAAT Teri ;***; x( .. )x…
Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte
Girl: Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho? Boy: Bolo kIa karo? Girl: Mere…
Hr larki k chahry pr naqab hota
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota…
Muj sy koi ghlti ho gyi hy
Muj sy koi ghlti ho gyi hy kya? Pichly 8 dino sy mujy ignore kr…
Zardari jab mai maron to mujhy garhi
Zardari: Jab Mai Maron To Mujhy Garhi Khuda Baksh Mein Dafnaya Jaye….. GHANWA Bhutto: Yai…
Roze ki halat mein kisi ko gaali
Roze ki halat mein kisi ko gaali dena makrooh hai Lekin buhat majboori ho tu…
Always dont depend on my thoughts
Always Don?t Depend On My Thoughts, Try To Think Of Ur Own Sometimes!! Useless Fellow…
ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar
*. .Ye Mulk kabhi Taraqqi nahi kar sakta, Q k..! Parhe likhy Log bhi, ‘ANGHOTHA’…
Ek c cheeta te ek khota
Ek c cheeta te ek c khota. Dono shehar wich rehnday c Cheete ne mobil…
Plz call meits urgent ek accident ho
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood…
Hmko yun pagal bnana chor do bewja
HmKo Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do Bewja satana Chor Do Tmhari to khushbo b Ajeeb…
Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed
Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah…
Taste this sms did u feel the
Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak…
Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata
Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein…
Boy tote hue dil se pyar kro
Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi…
Allah apki umer lambi kreallah ap ko
Allah apki umer lambi kreAllah ap ko khush rkheAllah ap k rizq men izafa kreAllah…
Sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karoge utni
‘Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi…’ . so Be ‘COOL’ & Be ‘DHEET’……
You are the sweetest person in this
You are the sweetest person in this world… Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!!…
I always ask god to give u
I always ask God to give u what u Deserve, not what u Desire?!! pata…
Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey
Zindagi Mein GADHAY Ki Tarha Kaam Kartey Kartey Jab Kabhi Saans Leney Kay Liye Ruko…
Is pakistan kakia hogakabhi taraqqinahi kare galog
Is Pakistan kakia Hoga? Kabhi Taraqqinahi kare ga Log Parhe likheho kar bhiAngothe kaistamal kartehain…
Someone asked me about ur age
Someone asked me about ur age Wel i said The way ur dress up u…
Arz kiya hai aey asman k
Arz kiya hai.. Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah) aye asman k chand taron…
Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu
Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh…
1 donkey ro k gir gira eltija
1 DONKEY ro ro k gir gira k eltija kr rha tha ya ALLAH mjy…
Ap bohat khoobsurat khush mizaj mohabbat karne
Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari…..
Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan
Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay…
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National…
Har samandar mai sahil nahi hotahar jung
Har samandar mai sahil nahi hota Har jung main mizayel nahi hota Ye sub china…
max insultz id insult
… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To…
Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu
Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW…
Be alert koi bhi kuch
BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH…
Mujhe tum se kuch baat karni hai
MUJHE TUM SE KUCH BAAT KARNI HAI BAAT YEH HAI KE KE KE KE ??…
Aap or pepsi men 3 cheezain same
AaP or PEPSI men 3 cheezain same hen.. No1. Sab ko pasand ho No2. Dono…
Wat is the bigest presure on pak
wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to…
Kbi yaad ay to fone kr lenapaise
Kbi yaad ay to FONE kr lena, Paise kam ho to SMS kr lena, Agr…
Read its very fast wow congratulation
Read its very fast. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow…
1 bacha school bus main driver k
1 bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha tha;…
Rbic ewz haaza zardari beghairatun azaabun
*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ* HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun, Azaabun Fi Insanun, Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajatun sailabun, Aata-Tunn….
Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha
Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola:…
Ab aatey hein tumhare sms bohat thorey
Ab aatey hein tumhare sms bohat thorey, Wah Wah…. Ab aatey hein Tumhare sms bohat…
Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz
Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon…
Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay
Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . ….
Bilawal abu hum kitne miskeen hain abi
Bilawal: Abu hum kitne miskeen hain, Abi tk hmari Mama k qatilon ka b pta…
Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo! . Thora Sa 0r. Thora…
Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban
Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . ….
Jani 20 rupe ka balance to bhejna
Jani 20 rupe ka Balance to bhejna! .. .. .. .. .. Kia howa pese…
Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny
Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge…