Category: Insult sms
Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection
Kesy hain halaat waqiat mashiyat urdu english
Kesy hain? Halaat Waqiat Mashiyat Urdu English Or Islamiyat Aap k shehar k wo Rastay…
Kya tm gareeb ho yes or
Kya tm gareeb ho? YES or NO? Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo……
You are Bandar
You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome…
Chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips
Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, Tiny Eyes &Rosy Tongue. Actually I Ws Pointin Out…
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.
Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila…
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,…
Mental hospital is not so far
Twinkle twinkle little star… You should know what u r And once u know what…
B4 u speak listen pray forgive
B4 u speak. (listen) B4 u pray.. (forgive) B4 u quit.. (try) B4 U hate…..
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye…
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker…
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane…
if-monkies-where-to-be-called-as
if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…
Har laal rang red nahi hota murda
Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota, Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota, Kaise Kahun Pr Sach…
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye…
If monkies where to be called as
if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,…
Tip of da day 3 muuli
“Tip Of Da Day” 3 Muuli Waly Parathy 2gobi Waly Parathy 1plate Mash Ki Dal…
Feeling sad then imagine i
Feeling SAD… ? Then Imagine… I am with U… Now U HAPPY… ? NO… ?…
Hey dude a piece of advice for
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An…
Apni umar ko 2 se zarab doab
Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardoJawab ko 2 per…
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil…
Cheel uri kawwa ura maina gadha
Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne…
Ji kia ha kia chahiya message
Ji kia ha? Kia chahiya? Message parhana chahtay ho? Gadhay yai message hi to hai???…
Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror
girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album…
Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher…
Sugar is sugar salt is salt
Sugar iS Sugar, SaLT Is SaLt, God Made YOU DUMBO, Not MY FauLt. …
Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka
Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli…
Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice
Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,,…
Khudi k0 kr buland itna ko
Khudi k0 kR BuLand iTna. Khudi kO Kr bULand iTna .. Khudi kO Kr bUland…
Apny husn pe itna naaz mat karo
Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost… Tere jaisay Haseen 2 aur bhi hain…
1 bar larhki akeli ja rahi thi
1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi 1 larhka samne se aya Dono bilkul…
Jis mulk k nojwano mai roza rkhny
Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry…
Dost tum aik aise don ho
Dost Tum aik Aise ‘DON’ Ho, Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi…
Flowersbutterfly a beautiful scene starsmoon
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather….
Yahan bi hoga wahan ab to
Yahan bi hoga Wahan bi hoga Ab to saray jahan mein hoga Kiya (./) /.”.)…
Chand taray kamaal rakhte hay phool
cHaNd tArAy kAmAaL rAkHtE hAy pHoOL B hUsNe JaMaAL rAkHtE hAy JaNe kAb MeHfIL ME…
Yar 03123456789 this is my new
Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye…
What is a difference between kiss car
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is…
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin…
This iz not fair how could
This iZ Not Fair! How CouLD U Do This? Didn’t exPecT This From You! Got…
Sorry galti se ye msg aap ko
Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat…
Well come to wwwlovecom type password
Well Come To www.love.com Type Password ***** Processing… Sorry ! Aap K Pyar Karne Ki…
Vodafone walon ka kutta aj subah he
VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj Subah he chaL basa, Or Ab Woh Bandar se Ad…
Baharo phool barsao mera dostaya hai
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOSTâ€aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso…
Is garmi me apple juice mango
Is garmi me apple juice mango juice tarbuz juice badam juice Falsa juice in sab…
Agr aap chahty hen k ap ka
Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae Ghar Mei Farishty Aen,…
Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye
Faraz k baad ab ‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain ‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay…
Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay1 daily brush
Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay: 1)-Daily Brush karna. 2)-Meethi cheezon se parhez karna. Aur…
Reality biteswe live in such a strange
Reality bites: We live in such a strange country where PIZZA reaches home faster than…
Height of insult boy
Height of insult 😉 Boy : you look like a barbie. Girl : *happily* you…
Meri zaat py itna ehsan kr do
Meri zaat py itna ehsan kr do Ek aam ki peti mery nam kr do…
Remember no matter how bad you r
REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r, . . . . You are nt totally…
Today saw a person looking exactly
Today ¡ saw a person Looking exactly l¡ke you I acc¡dently called ur name But…
Ye zaruri nahi k agg se jal
Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan, … … … … … ……
Aapki kahani meri zubani aapke
Aapki kahani meri zubani. . . . . . . Aapke pas dimag h. ….
Machhar aur makhi ki ho gayi shaadi
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi…
Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye call ki
Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye Magar Aap…
Ghum may bhi maza ata hai
ghum may bhi maza ata hai Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA ata hai hum to…
Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya
Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya Kaise? . . . . . . . ….
Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film
Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia…
Bht bara jhut bola h tm netm
Bht bara jhut bola h tm ne.tm ne kaha tha k tmhari koi lover ni…
Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi
Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy?…
Intizar intizar na raat ka din
Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka…
Boy friend agar tum india me hoti
Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari Poja Karte. Girl…