Category: Funny SMS
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Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup
Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker jannat me cahla gaya. Frishton ne pakarna…
Sheikh sent rs10000 unsigned cheque to
Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$ Unsigned Cheque To PM?s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote. ? Cheque Is…
Angel asked a man after death kya
Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi shuda tha? Man:Haan Angel ordered: ye…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur…
Agar haathi swim pool mai ger jayee
AgAR hAatHi SwIm POol Mai GEr JAyeE TO KaisAY nikLAy ga…. sOCHoo !!! SocHOO YaAr…
Jab barish hoti hai tum yaad aate
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate…
Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron…
Director to heroin tmhain 4 ghunday pakrain
DiReCtOr To HeRoIn: TmHaIn 4 GhUnDaY PaKrAiN Gy PhIr HeRo BaChAnY AyE Ga. HeRoIn: HeRo…
Soraj ki pehli kiran khushi dy apko
Soraj ki pehli kiran khushi dy aPko Doosri kirAn hassi dy Teesri TandurasTi ChoThi kaMyAbi…
Bus mai larki ka paon budhe k
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI. bUdHa: S:orRy LaRkI: Get…
Teache pappu se batov aam ko english
tEaChE pApPu sE bAtOv aAm kO eNgLiSh mAi kYa kEhTe hAi ? pApPu kAfI dEr…
Husband wife chori k masley pe bat
Husband Wife Chori K Masley Pe Bat Kr Rhe They.. Husband:Jo Shaks Chori Krta Hai…
Mr amp mrs quotdahi bhallaquot request
Mr & Mrs "Dahi Bhalla" request the pleasure of ur company 2 attend the marriage…
Jaam to utha liya ghalib pr yeh
Jaam to Utha liya Ghalib., Pr yeh kab Batao Gy.? , , jaam to Utha…
People say advantage of telling truth
People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You…
Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi
Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi Wah wah Ek muddat se usne hame…
Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha
Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha aqal-o-shaoor Faraz.. Apna to ye saal bi guzra…
Boysuit bara acha pehna hai girlthanx blipstik
Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai Girl:Thanx B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up b…
Agr mujhay hkumat millay to 1 din
Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY To 1 dIN Me Load Sheding kA KhAtm Kr sAktA HoOn….
Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque…
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge nokri
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge, Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, Dono station pr…
Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami
Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami…
Lga ltea hoo qalam kameez mai iss
lga ltea hoo qalam kameez mai iss say meri tuaqeer badhti hy aur likhne likhane…
A question asked in talent test
A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The…
Taxi wala sir sorry mai
Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent)…
Best pnishmnt tht u can give
Best Pnishmnt Tht U Can Give To A Boy! Give Him A Mobile Wth A…
Professional lovers hajjaam chehry pe mery
Professional Lover’s: Hajjaam: chehry pe mery zulf ko bikhrao kisi din doctor: akhir is dard…
Angrez zamano ki kahania once there
Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . ….
There were 2 friends jo and so
There were 2 friends JO and SO 1 day JO got frightened seeing a snake…
Arz kiya hai dar phirte hain gham e ishq
Arz kiya hai: Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . Dar dar phirte hain…
Thr was an old man who use
Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others Suddenly One Day…
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki jhuki si tera chehra
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath…
Height of baddtameezi phone rings tring
Height of baddtameezi. Phone rings. Tring tring.. Boy: hello, chintu hai? Girl: nahi hai.. Boy:mujhe…
1st manyaar mera beta buhat acha haina
1st Man:YaAr Mera Beta Buhat Acha Hai.Na Cigerete Peta Hai,Na pAn Khata Hai,Na Bahir Awara…
A lawyer will do anything 2
A LawYer Will dO AnYthInG 2 Win A CaSe SomeTimeS He Will EvEn tElL ThE…
Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha haijis
Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha hai,jis ko badhape main b gonahon ki tamana ho……
Two birds sitting on a tree
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree, A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them. The…
Bv aji sunte ho ghar me namak
BV: Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatm ho gaya hai daal mein kya dalon…
If a boy givs luv letter 2
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him ?Lofer? But…
Teacher mein teri maa hoti to tujhe
Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam…
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe badi
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se…
Qissy meri wehshat k jo marqoom hain
Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain…
Sir to studnt tum schol q nahi
Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya…
If a boy givs luv letter 2
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him ?Lofer? But…
Good night koi ghalti ya baat
“Good Night” Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata…
Beggar sir family se dur ho
Beggar: Sir, Family Se Dur Ho Gaya Hun Milne Ke Liye 500 Rs Ki Zarurat…
2 choohay drakht p bethay the neechay
2 Choohay drakht p bethay the neechay se aik hathi guzra aik chooha hathi p…
Shayer farmate hain dil oska phir
Shayer farmate hain ! “Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne Os Ko Ek Baar Phir…
Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha
Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa?…
When u take my name slowlyi die
When u take my name slowly,i die in the spot… smaj ie?? nahi ie..! O…
Rulana har kisi ko aata hai
Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo…
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish
Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge, Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge, Zarurat pare to…
Ek chor reha hone se ek din
Ek chor reha hone se ek din pehle dosre se! Tm reha ho kr sub…
New effective slogan to protect girl
New & Effective Slogan To Protect Girl Child- , “Save Girl Child Else Ur Son…
Patient it must be tough spending all
Patient: “It Must Be Tough Spending All Day With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.” Dentist:…
Shagird ka shikwa yun fail jo
“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA” Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey Hm sari kitabon…
Teachr tumhari writing din ba din kharab
Teachr : tumhari writing din-ba-din kharab hoti ja rahi hai Student : sir is lye…
Banking sector is very much similar
Banking Sector Is Very Much Similar To Public Toilet Reason: … People Outside Are Desperate…
For every lover in this world
(For Every Lover In This World) (For Every Lover In This World) Call It A…
Ek din k 24 ghanty 7 ghantyquot
Ek Din K 24 ‘GHANTY’ 7 GHANTY" Sone k 9 Kamany k 3 Traveling k…
Baap ne betay se kaha dekho
Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe…
All mothers think that their child is
All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful…, But, Only My Mom Is RIGHT !…
Gandhi dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke
Gandhi: Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad meray Mulak mein kya kuch ban gaya….
Memon pent k silayi kitni hy
MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy? TaiLor: Rs. 150. MeMoN: ChAddi kI? TaiLor: Rs. 50….
Faqeer to memon allah ke naam
Faqeer To Memon : Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba. Memon : Cycle…
Experiencd man says the real problem
Experiencd Man Says: ?The Real Problem Doesnt Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl….
History teacher maria go to the map
History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is!…
Shadi k baad aashiqi bikhri he is
Shadi k Baad Aashiqi Bikhri He Is Qader Chota Sa Ik Flat Tha Buchon Se…
An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri
An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti…
Ik charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha
Ik Charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha ta ke ik addmi bola ye kese pee…
Only true friends stand with u during
Only true Friends stand with u during Bad times of yOur Life. . , So…
Macher aur makhi ke hogai shaadi pehli
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat…
1 saab nay apni shadi ki movie
1 saab Nay Apni Shadi ki movie reveres chala kar daki–Wo Dekna Chata ta K…
Olmpicus k bad pak swimers manager say
Olmpicus k bad pak swimers k manager say pucha gya,ap nay koi medal kyu nhn…
Ek beggar ne darwazay per dastak di
Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di, Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon? Faqeer:ALlAh Ka…
Funny facebook student status sometimes i
FUNNY FACEBOOK STUDENT STATUS: Sometimes… I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every…
Shah rukh throw his speaking wrist watch
Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch, & sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk…
1 jahaz ma bohot sary pagal nach
1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy, En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha…
Jab panchi sare urr jayen har
Jab PANCHI Sare Urr Jayen Har Simt ANDHERE Chaa Jaye Jab Guzri BAATEN Yaad Aayen…
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per,…
Gabbar arey oo samba kitne
Gabbar : arey oo samba ! Kitne admi the re? Samba : pata nahi sarkar…
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain …
2 aadmi qabristan me bethe the 1ne
2 Aadmi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha ?Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hain?…