Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Kal maine tumhe bhikari k roop me
kal maine tumhe bhikari k roop me dekha to ja <*some text missing*> ! !…
Tum meray liye aik mobile ki tarah
tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,…
Tu nay khud hi to baray shok
Tu Nay Khud Hi To Baray Shok se Apni Beti ka Rishta Diya Tha Faraz……
Asal don mar chuka hai or ab
Asal DON mar chuka hai or ab chotay don ki hakumat hai jis k pechay…
Ik buzurg sham ko ksi k
ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k…
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe…
Dukandar ny subha dukan kholi to 2
Dukandar ny subha subha dukan kholi to 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy Dkandar;Oye tusi…
A old man calling his wife
A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola…
Teacher bachcho practical ka matlab batao
TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay…
Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab…
Har koi pouch raha hay kiya kartay
Har Koi Pouch Raha Hay Kiya Kartay Ho..? Goya Ke ISHQ Koi Kaam Hi Nahi….!…
Vari varsi khatat gaye ckhat k lyandapjamajera
Vari varsi khatat gaye c, khat k lyandapjama, jera ae msg par kpangra na pavay0apni…
Boy purpose a girl i love u
Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl:…
Classic example for students of different
Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st to 3rd Standard: …Hey I studied…
Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to
Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha: Tum jahanum…
A food amp health forum speaker asked
A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years,…
Ajab shakhs ho tum ajeeb mizaj
AJAB SHAKHS HO TUM AJEEB MIZAJ RAKHTE HO SAWAL KARNE SE PEHLE KAAM RAKHTE HO…
Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teachr! btaen KHUSH FEHMI kia h0ti hy? Student! Sir piche dekhen Miss apko bula rhi…
Question what is the difference between
Question? What is the difference between vaade and yaadain? Answer: Vaade- "Hum torte hain." Yaadain-…
1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl
1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl huin aur dukandar sy pocha”ye sona ki angothi…
Teacher studnt ko doodh k faiday
Teacher : studnt ko doodh k faiday batate hoe bolaa.. 6 cheezon k nam batao…
Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko
Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko pheley (FOOTHPATH) pe pataya phr apna (AASHIQ BANAYA)…
Dunya gol hy chuha billi se
Dunya Gol hy? Chuha Billi se darta hy, Bili kutty se darti hy, Kutta Bandy…
Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha
Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha…. kyunke sham k sath deepak ki girl freind…
Faqeer 2 rupe ka sawal hai baba
FaQeEr: 2 RuPe Ka SaWaL HaI BaBa BaChA: BaBa JaLdY Se SaWaL BaToV MuJhE 2…
Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k
Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k humarae lab Q sil gaye? Mange thi tum…
Once an ant decided to jump
Once An Ant Decided To Jump From A Helicopter But She Did Not Die Can…
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo…
Eik bili ke samney eik ch0oha rakha
Eik Bili ke samney eik ch0oha rakha hai par wo nahi kha rahi pata hai…
Doctor nurse se wo kanjos marez
DoCtOr : NuRsE Se Wo KaNjOs MaReZ Ab KiS BaT PaR NaRaZ Ho RaHa HaI…
Agar kuttey aur sardar mein english speaking
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga? Jeetey…
Maine tujhe dekha dekhta gaya hei
Maine tujhe dekha……. dekhta gaya….. dekhta hei gaya…… fir mujhe…………"CHASHMA" LAG GAYA…….
Did you ever stop and think
Did You Ever Stop And Think?? Do Blind People Dream, Can They See Their Dreams?…
Hum to samje k wo hmen koi
Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,, “FARAZ” Pr us ne…
Ameero k bachay at habib bank top
Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof.. Wow man what a great view… Gharebo…
In 2025 bhikhari allah ke
In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay…
A kid calls the help desk to
A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem* Kid:- When I Type…
Ali yar asad main 1dafa nahaya tha
ALI: yar asad, main 1dafa nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) dur tak phayl gaya tha……
Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho
Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam…
Son well soon become rich sardar
Son: We’ll Soon Become Rich…!! Sardar: How..??? Son: Tommorow, My Mathematics Teacher Will Teach Me…
Plz yeh wali gazal cjaye har hal
Plz Yeh Wali Gazal Cjaye Har Hal M kisi Bi Kahen Say Bi Dhund K…
Dear ek tusi sharmanda v bohat
Dear? Ek tusi sharmanda v bohat ho.Ek tusi etranda v bohat ho.Dil kar da hai…
Tum to sms2friendsorg ko bhi mazaq samjhtay
Tum tO “sms2friends.org” kO BhI MazAq sAMjhtAy hO Faraz. . .!! HotA NAhI Her kOi…
Agar ap ko suicide attacksloadshedingmehngayighurbatoperations aur sb
Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to, ….
1 mirasi galti se roza rkh betha
1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha 12 bje usne bete se kaha dekho suraj…
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya…
1st frnd aj kal town ki librerary
1st Frnd: Aj Kal Town Ki Librerary Me Kafi Rash Barh Gya Hai. Kya Kuch…
Facebook fever once a guy updated his
Facebook fever: Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”…
Who said nothing is impossible i have
who said nothing is impossible? ……i have life experience. i have been doing it for…
Do gadhay aapas mein baat kartay huye
Do gadhay aapas mein baat kartay huye.. Pehla: "yaar, mera maalik mujhe bahut marta hai"…
1 admi ka inteqal ho gya uska
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or…
Gttub aur ablt pehle shajarkari ka
*>TUB AUR AB<* Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI Pehle student ILAM hasil…
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k…
Dharti se aasmaa tak dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti…
Techer 2mrow thr wil b a lectur
Techer :2mrow thr wil b a lectur on Sun Every1 mst attend it. Kid:No mam…
Mat poch mohabbat me kia zakham khaye
Mat poch mohabbat me kia kia zakham khaye hain " Dosri k chakker me pehli…
Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar
Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar EMRAN HASHMI bola, "1kg lipstick 1month mey khaa…
Never say i failed 1000 times say
“Never say I Failed 1000 Times, Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause…
Teacher partoghakh tha pa english ke
TEaChEr: PArToGhAkh THa Pa EnGlIsH KE SAwAya. . . . STdNt: PHD . . ….
Aik larki njoomi se meray liye sittara
Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?…
Kbi to humari gali m aao thora
Kbi to humari gali m aao thora sa sharmao muskurao Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…
Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain
Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain. Beautiful flowers, perfumes, neckleses, teady bears, purses, rings…
Baloon ma hath pher kr kaha us
Baloon ma hath pher kr kaha us ny parveen… Head &shoulder istimal karti ho Ya….
She proposed me but i was rude
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude Waah Waaah She Proposed Me But I Was…
1 andha police mein bhrti hony k
1 andha police mein bhrti hony k lye gya Officer ne poocha tumhein hum kis…
Pathan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota
Pathan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan :…
2 married men talking 10yrs ago whenever
2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet…
City mai 3 pagal ghoom rahe thekisi
CITy MAi 3 PAgaL GhoOm RaHe tHe.KIsI nE PoChA K Ap LOg kaHa ja RAhe…
Zindagi mein agar kamiyabi ko hai lana
Zindagi mein agar kamiyabi ko hai lAna TO PARHO AUR MEHNAT KARO MAIN KUCH NAI…
1 bar mai bemar hoa1 dost ne
1 bar mai bemar hoa1 dost ne mujhe hospital jane ka kahaMain hospital chla giaWahan…
Farishte ne memon se puchha quotbatao tum
Farishte ne Memon se puchha, "Batao tum dozakh me jana chaho ge ya jannat me?"…
Boy to girl koi aisi bat kahojismei
Boy to Girl: Koi aisi bat kaho,jismei dukh b ho or khushi b. ^ ….
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo…
Kaali wifeapne husbnd se khirki k parde
Kaali Wife:Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta…
Aik bachy ki yadasht bht kamzor thi
Aik bachy ki yadasht bht kamzor thi ilaj ka liay doctor bulvaya jab doctor medicine…
Reality of our country most of
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY Most of the 1st class passed students get …technical seats; Some…
1 chor k bachay ne fridge se
1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne…
New exciting offer from uniliver pakistan limited
New exciting offer from Uniliver Pakistan Limited. . . , . . . . ….
Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hai chaawal se patthar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE:…
Us bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa
Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen…
Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup
Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker jannat me cahla gaya. Frishton ne pakarna…