Category: Funny SMS

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Taliban bohat jald karachi arahe hain mqm

Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain MQM: aslah le lo Awam: rashan le kar rakh…

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Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja…

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Leeping disease tiology aused by tudying

?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY ?AUSED BY: ?tudying For ?xams HOST: ?tudent ?YMPTOMS: ?winging Θf Head Frequent…

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Chaae chahiye kon si faraz lipton

Chaae Chahiye, Kon Si FARAZ.. Lipton He To Hai, Huunmm Lajawab…! Go0d M0rning FARAzzzzzz. :->…

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Train station per ruki to 1 shakhs

Train sTatiOn pEr rUki tO 1 shAkhS nE PaS BethAy bchAy kO 20.RS Diay Or…

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Dear girls if a guy pauses

Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back …..

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Mom and dad you know i love

Mom and Dad you know I Love You A lot! But . . . …..

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Shadi me munna papa sepapa khana kab

Shadi me munna papa se:papa khana kab khaen ge ? Papa;dear dolha dulhan aayen ge…

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Jabse tumhe jana hai jabse paya hr

Jabse tumhe jana hai, jabse tumhe paya hai, hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya…

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Q what is the difference between watch

Q: What is the difference between watch & women? A: Aik kharaab hoti hai tao…

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Malika sherawat ko airport customs counter pr

Malika Sherawat Ko Airport Customs Counter Pr Chck Krte Huye Pucha: Ye MatchBox Kis Lye…

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Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai, Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon…

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Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur

ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay…

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k,…

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Begam ghar mai yun takrar karti hai

Begam ghar mai yun takrar karti hai, hufte ko b itwar karti hai. shadi se…

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Door se dekha to orange thapas ja

Door se dekha to Orange tha Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha Cheel k…

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Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro,…

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Smoking efects lungs drinking liver grls

Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:…

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Agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui

Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To…

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Those who say knowledge iz power

ThOsE wHo sAy: “KnOWlEdGE iZ pOwEr” ThEy r rItE . . . BcOz KNoWlEdGE iZ…

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Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap

Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr…

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A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella…

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Quotwo bolay mehfil me kahin hamare joote

"Wo bolay mehfil me kahin hamare joote kho gaye to ghar kaise jayenge". "Humne kaha…

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Main jis ki khatir muhabbaton har ek

Main Jis ki khatir muhabbaton ki har ek had say guzar gaya hun Wo ab…

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Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…

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Doctor jab ap ko pata tha k

Doctor Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy…

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Woh kya jaanay mere dil par guzarti

Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai**FARAZ** Jub woh mujhe baar baar class…

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Yar tum aisay quot donquot ho

Yar tum aisay " DON" ho jis ke pas her lock ki "KEY" hai… Isi…

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Best 3 comedy lines in student life

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN Student LIFE.. 1)plzzz..Don’t disturb i want 2 study! 2)No class,den…

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Pia air hostess to passenger aap khana

PIA Air Hostess to Passenger: Aap Khana Khayenge? . Passenger: Choices kia kia hein? ….

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Boydarling me tmhe bangla dilaon gacar gagold

Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.Car Dilaon Ga.Gold ka Dher Lga Don Ga. Girl:Acha Ye…

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Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k…

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Aik chunti apne bil se bahr pao

Aik chUnTi apNe bIL sE BahR PAo nIkAL Kr bethI HOi thI,2nD CHUntI Ne vaHa…

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Kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho

kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho rahey ho MAJID jo chaley jatee hein wapis…

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Sir studnt sebtao k apple a se

Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na…

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Dor gaaon jab bacha rota hai to

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa … ….

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Ek aadmi university k chokidaar se ye

Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se: Ye University Kaisi hai..? Chokidaar: Zabardast…! Mainey M.B.A yahin…

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1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank

1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank gaee. Clerk:Yahan sign karo. Aurat:Kaise? Clerk: Jaisy khat…

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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar…

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3 guys name what why when

3 Guys Name What, Why, When Were Talking What:Why What R U Doing? Why:I Dont…

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50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon oon

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon karke rota hai to maa kehti hain ki…

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Wife jb tm desi sharab peete ho

wife: Jb tm Desi sharab peete ho mje Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to…

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Muskarate chehre ko rula dete hain log

Muskarate chehre ko rula dete hain log Khalos-e-ulfat ki kuch aisi saza dete hain log…

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Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka mazaak mat uraao… Jani” H0sakta hai ke us…

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10 of road accident r due to

10% Of Road Accident r Due To Drunken Driving Which Makes It A Logical Statement…

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Youn na khench chahton se muje apni

{{{{{{youn na khench chahton se muje apni taraf….. . . . main teri lat pann…

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Quotsajjad aliquot presents quotchal

"SAJJAD ALI" Presents! . . . . . . . . . . . …..

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Why hamesh reshimya join the movie quotkarzzzquot

Why Hamesh Reshimya Join The Movie "KARZzz" After "APKA SUROOR" ? ? ? ? ?…

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Whats the difference between a chicken and

What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . ….

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Ali yar javed tere chacha k se

Ali: yar javed tere chacha k se mar gaye. wo to kafi hans mukh thay!…

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi Jo boys rehty hain…

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Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage…

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Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat slow hai. guess kaise kyunke usay HAULE HAULE…

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begairti k 4 rahnuma asool 1

” BEGAIRTI K 4 RAHNUMA ASOOL” 1) Kisi dost ka phadday ma jain or samne…

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Shadi karne k baad aur mobile

Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Lene K Baad Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota…

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Sardar goes 2 hotel amp orders chicken

Sardar goes 2 hotel & orders chicken Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish Sardar: Jehra…

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Ak aadmi ny zoo mein 3 tarha

Ak Aadmi ny Zoo mein 3 tarha ki zabanein bolny wala Tota dekha jo English,…

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Jahaz tofan me ghir gya captan

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati…

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Andhi chlay to sab se pehlay kya

Andhi ChLay tO SaB Se pEhLay kYa Hota Hai? Ankhain bAnd h0ti hAin. Na Darwazay…

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Parhai soch samaj k chorna mery dosto

PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto, kyou k….? khota 60,000 ka or reri 40,000…

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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko ‘HUS MUKH’ kehte hain. Aur jiska hasna bilkul band…

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There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for…

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Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist:…

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Mere sugar se mithe milk gore

mere sugar se mithe, milk se gore, asaman se unche, patal se gehre, barf se…

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Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a

Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a j0b applicant: Agr tmhe pata chale k 2…

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70 years old man dil chaahta

70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon. Friend : kr…

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Afsos ye sms khali he

Afsos . . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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What is the difference between biology and

What is the difference between Biology and sociology. Ans; if the baby looks like his…

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Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT….

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Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy.. 1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye…

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Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad,…

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Samandar mein gehraai ki tarah pyar

Samandar mein Gehraai ki tarah.. Pyar mein Judaai ki tarah.. Khuda karey Aap ki girlfiernd…

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How to impress a kam wali

How To Impress A Kam Wali ? Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key…

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Lo g reply zrur krna dekhty hain

Lo g Reply Zrur krna dekhty hain k kon ‘Khush Naseeb’ is sawal ka jawab…

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Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka, …Yaar ne he loot lia pyar yaar…

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Hum to gold leaf men tambako check

Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ.. unhon ny abba ko…

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,…

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I am the most outstanding student

I Am The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class … Because , I Always Stand…

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A suicide bomber to mulla umer sir

A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer Sir jee, barood thora kam dala karain, mein jannat…

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1 boy went to meet his girl

1 boy went to meet his girl friend,when he came back home,mom asked kahan gaey…

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1 din galib scoter se ja raha

1 din Galib scoter se ja raha thaSaamne 1 admi a gaya..Galib ne farmaya-”Aankhon me…

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Maa beta america se mery liye jawan

Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se…

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Hamesha apni pasand k raste per

Hamesha, Apni pasand k raste per chalo, Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro, Apne alfaz me…

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Shakespeare said whats there in the

Shakespeare Said: “What’s There In The Name?” And Then … Wrote His Name Under It…

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Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kahajao

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.?jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao? sheikh…

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Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay

MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET:…

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Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya o o o

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA??.:-o:-o:-o K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi…

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2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me

2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me bethay thay.in me se 1 hans hans k…