Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Train station per ruki to 1 shakhs
Train sTatiOn pEr rUki tO 1 shAkhS nE PaS BethAy bchAy kO 20.RS Diay Or…
Dear girls if a guy pauses
Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back …..
Shadi me munna papa sepapa khana kab
Shadi me munna papa se:papa khana kab khaen ge ? Papa;dear dolha dulhan aayen ge…
Jabse tumhe jana hai jabse paya hr
Jabse tumhe jana hai, jabse tumhe paya hai, hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya…
Q what is the difference between watch
Q: What is the difference between watch & women? A: Aik kharaab hoti hai tao…
Malika sherawat ko airport customs counter pr
Malika Sherawat Ko Airport Customs Counter Pr Chck Krte Huye Pucha: Ye MatchBox Kis Lye…
Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta
Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai, Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon…
Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur
ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay…
Door se dekha to orange thapas ja
Door se dekha to Orange tha Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha Cheel k…
Begam ghar mai yun takrar karti hai
Begam ghar mai yun takrar karti hai, hufte ko b itwar karti hai. shadi se…
Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo
Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro,…
Smoking efects lungs drinking liver grls
Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:…
Agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To…
Those who say knowledge iz power
ThOsE wHo sAy: “KnOWlEdGE iZ pOwEr” ThEy r rItE . . . BcOz KNoWlEdGE iZ…
Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap
Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr…
A boy was walking on the
A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella…
Quotwo bolay mehfil me kahin hamare joote
"Wo bolay mehfil me kahin hamare joote kho gaye to ghar kaise jayenge". "Humne kaha…
Main jis ki khatir muhabbaton har ek
Main Jis ki khatir muhabbaton ki har ek had say guzar gaya hun Wo ab…
Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein
?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…
Woh kya jaanay mere dil par guzarti
Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai**FARAZ** Jub woh mujhe baar baar class…
Yar tum aisay quot donquot ho
Yar tum aisay " DON" ho jis ke pas her lock ki "KEY" hai… Isi…
Best 3 comedy lines in student life
BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN Student LIFE.. 1)plzzz..Don’t disturb i want 2 study! 2)No class,den…
Pia air hostess to passenger aap khana
PIA Air Hostess to Passenger: Aap Khana Khayenge? . Passenger: Choices kia kia hein? ….
Boydarling me tmhe bangla dilaon gacar gagold
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.Car Dilaon Ga.Gold ka Dher Lga Don Ga. Girl:Acha Ye…
Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap
meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k…
Aik chunti apne bil se bahr pao
Aik chUnTi apNe bIL sE BahR PAo nIkAL Kr bethI HOi thI,2nD CHUntI Ne vaHa…
Kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho
kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho rahey ho MAJID jo chaley jatee hein wapis…
Sir studnt sebtao k apple a se
Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na…
Dor gaaon jab bacha rota hai to
Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa … ….
Ek aadmi university k chokidaar se ye
Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se: Ye University Kaisi hai..? Chokidaar: Zabardast…! Mainey M.B.A yahin…
1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank
1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank gaee. Clerk:Yahan sign karo. Aurat:Kaise? Clerk: Jaisy khat…
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar…
3 guys name what why when
3 Guys Name What, Why, When Were Talking What:Why What R U Doing? Why:I Dont…
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon oon
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon karke rota hai to maa kehti hain ki…
Wife jb tm desi sharab peete ho
wife: Jb tm Desi sharab peete ho mje Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to…
Muskarate chehre ko rula dete hain log
Muskarate chehre ko rula dete hain log Khalos-e-ulfat ki kuch aisi saza dete hain log…
Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka
Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka mazaak mat uraao… Jani” H0sakta hai ke us…
10 of road accident r due to
10% Of Road Accident r Due To Drunken Driving Which Makes It A Logical Statement…
Youn na khench chahton se muje apni
{{{{{{youn na khench chahton se muje apni taraf….. . . . main teri lat pann…
Why hamesh reshimya join the movie quotkarzzzquot
Why Hamesh Reshimya Join The Movie "KARZzz" After "APKA SUROOR" ? ? ? ? ?…
Whats the difference between a chicken and
What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . ….
Ali yar javed tere chacha k se
Ali: yar javed tere chacha k se mar gaye. wo to kafi hans mukh thay!…
Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki
Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi Jo boys rehty hain…
Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage
Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage…
Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat
Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat slow hai. guess kaise kyunke usay HAULE HAULE…
begairti k 4 rahnuma asool 1
” BEGAIRTI K 4 RAHNUMA ASOOL” 1) Kisi dost ka phadday ma jain or samne…
Shadi karne k baad aur mobile
Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Lene K Baad Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota…
Sardar goes 2 hotel amp orders chicken
Sardar goes 2 hotel & orders chicken Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish Sardar: Jehra…
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya captan
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati…
Andhi chlay to sab se pehlay kya
Andhi ChLay tO SaB Se pEhLay kYa Hota Hai? Ankhain bAnd h0ti hAin. Na Darwazay…
Ak aadmi ny zoo mein 3 tarha
Ak Aadmi ny Zoo mein 3 tarha ki zabanein bolny wala Tota dekha jo English,…
Parhai soch samaj k chorna mery dosto
PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto, kyou k….? khota 60,000 ka or reri 40,000…
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko ‘HUS MUKH’ kehte hain. Aur jiska hasna bilkul band…
There are 3 chambers in my heart
there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for…
Mere sugar se mithe milk gore
mere sugar se mithe, milk se gore, asaman se unche, patal se gehre, barf se…
Journalist aap ki activities kya hain
Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist:…
Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a
Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a j0b applicant: Agr tmhe pata chale k 2…
70 years old man dil chaahta
70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon. Friend : kr…
What is the difference between biology and
What is the difference between Biology and sociology. Ans; if the baby looks like his…
Adat or ada me farq road
ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT….
Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe
“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy.. 1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye…
Dad son what do you want
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad,…
Samandar mein gehraai ki tarah pyar
Samandar mein Gehraai ki tarah.. Pyar mein Judaai ki tarah.. Khuda karey Aap ki girlfiernd…
Lo g reply zrur krna dekhty hain
Lo g Reply Zrur krna dekhty hain k kon ‘Khush Naseeb’ is sawal ka jawab…
How to impress a kam wali
How To Impress A Kam Wali ? Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key…
Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar
Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka, …Yaar ne he loot lia pyar yaar…
Hum to gold leaf men tambako check
Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ.. unhon ny abba ko…
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,…
A suicide bomber to mulla umer sir
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer Sir jee, barood thora kam dala karain, mein jannat…
I am the most outstanding student
I Am The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class … Because , I Always Stand…
1 boy went to meet his girl
1 boy went to meet his girl friend,when he came back home,mom asked kahan gaey…
1 din galib scoter se ja raha
1 din Galib scoter se ja raha thaSaamne 1 admi a gaya..Galib ne farmaya-”Aankhon me…
Maa beta america se mery liye jawan
Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se…
Hamesha apni pasand k raste per
Hamesha, Apni pasand k raste per chalo, Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro, Apne alfaz me…
Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kahajao
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.?jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao? sheikh…
Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET:…
Shakespeare said whats there in the
Shakespeare Said: “What’s There In The Name?” And Then … Wrote His Name Under It…
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya o o o
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA??.:-o:-o:-o K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me
2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me bethay thay.in me se 1 hans hans k…
Hmari gf bolli millay gi tumhain kis
Hmari G.f BolLi MilLay gI TuMhAin Kis? tAb, Pee K Dikhao K Jab 2 Litre…
Teacher now children if i saw a
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what…
Football male hai ya female
Football Male Hai Ya Female?? ? ? ? Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear Pehen…
Pappu dadi se me imtihan bhool hi
Pappu dadi se: me imtihan me bhool hi gya k frnce,japan or china kahan hn….