Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi

L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..

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Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar…

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Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping…

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shaadi k din kareeb aye

? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le…

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Teacher test yaad hai student jab

Teacher: Test yaad hai? Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is…

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko…

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Rona tay onna di aadat see

Rona tay onna di aadat see , asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay.., O nack…

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Sho chor ko buri tarah maar raha

S.H.O Chor ko buri tarah maar raha ta aur us se sari shehr wardaaten manwa…

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Din raat sms kr k aisa dia

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU, . . ….

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Mariz may kal sham se sakht bemaar

Mariz: May kal sham se sakht bemaar hn Dr:Tumhe cigret noshi chorna paregi Mariz:Me cigret…

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Kon kehta hai sitary baray hote hain

Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain “Faraz” . . . . . Hum ne…

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Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir

Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?…

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Judge tum ne din dhare chori

JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ? ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K…

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Himesh reshammiya the judge of sa re

Himesh Reshammiya The Judge Of Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009 Ask a challenger…

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In case there is a breakoff between

In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo…

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Question mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein? A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif…

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Girls diary he was quiet 2day i

GIRLS DIARY: He Was Quiet 2day. I Askd If Its My Fault. He Said Nothing…..

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Two snake sitin in the jungle

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle, Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake Suddenly…

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Faraz in africa hunu lunu shinga

faraz in africa: hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba Faraz, shinga la mamba jheenga lala hu…

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F i m t u y

F I M T F I T M U F Y FITA FITAY MU! Hogai…

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Qadam per ek nak kaam karta hoon

Qadam Qadam Per Ek Na?k Kaam Karta Hoon, Mawal?yon Ka Bara Ahteraam Karta Hoon, Dekhta…

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Night pakages me 5 ropay ghanta bhi

NigHt pAkAgEs ME 5 RopAy GhAntA BhI BuHat HotA HaI, BaLaNcE kHtAm HoNay ka EhSaaS…

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Ek dost dusre se yaar wo dekh

Ek dost dusre se: Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he…

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1 choohay ko agar bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana…

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Teacher 2 studentshabaash agr tum isi tarah

TeAchEr 2 sTudEnt:shAbaAsh!! Agr tUm iSi tArah mEhnAt kRtAy rAho gAy tO Next yEar Bhi…

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Cool facebook status people change things

COOL FACEBOOK STATUS: People change, things go wrong, Sh-t happens,. but life goes on!!

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2 day tip l

” 2 dAy tIP ” “L | f e pUrItY” I t’ s B e…

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Girl do you smoke cigarettes guy

Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?…

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How we see things outside depends on

How we see things outside depends on how things r inside us Rs.100 looks so…

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Height of confidence a cycle rider

Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts…

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Yunhi mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye faraz…….. Najanay kon hamary shampoo main VEET…

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Ek zamindar kaafi arsa baad shaher s

Ek zamindar kaafi arsa baad shaher s apne GAO’N puhuncha, raste main Nukar mil gaya,…

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Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha Mai…

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Devdas of 2009 maa ne kaha

@Devdas of 2009@ Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do, =Abba ne kaha Night package karana…

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Dor k muqabla ho raha tha1 kamzor

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag…

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Abhi kuch dair pehle banaras al asif nipa

Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal, Tariq…

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Is tarah na karo log kiya

Is tarah na karo Log kiya kahengay… Akhir izzat bhi koi cheez hai.. Zara soch…

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Arz kia hai main aik bus

ArZ kia hai Main aik bus wich bah gaya Wah wah wah Wah wah wah…

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1 actress dukhi lehje main apni saheli

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se : Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey…

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Q diffrence bw egyptian amp pakistani mummy

Q: Diffrence b/w Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy? A: Children R Afraid ?f Egyptian Mummies &…

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Book sales mantum har roz kitabien ulat

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho, MaGaR AaJ…

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To prove his love he

To Prove His Love . . He Swam Da Deepast River! Climbed Da Highest Mountain!…

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Go down to c my heart

Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam…

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Tushaar kapoor ki films k thay hum

Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har…

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Choosing career is like chosing a wife

Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The…

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Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address…

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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar

Apne Roop Par Itna Ghuroor Na Kar, Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai, Tera Husn…

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Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho

Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho gaye Wo humary pyar mein siyany ho gaye…

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A three legged dog walks into saloon

A ThreE Legged Dog WaLkS Into A sALoOn iN The oLd wEst. He SLides uP…

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Life is dufficult full of trials sorrow

Life is dufficult, Full of trials, sorrow, pain. when you fall down, just standup straight,…

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Nafsyat ki class main profesor ne chuhe

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha…

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Wat is d diff bw poison

Wat Is D Diff B/W Poison & Alcohol? If U Drink Alcohol, U Will Dance…

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Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki…

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ultimate funda v need a way

-Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way Of Telling People They Have Bad Breath Without Hurting…

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Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan q izhar…

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S0n 2 his dad ap kabhi misar

S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ? Dad: Nahi Beta Son:…

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Fire brigade ki training ho rahi thi

Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi, Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding…

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Judge chor se tume 4 admiyon ne

Judge: chor se tume 4 admiyon ne chori karte hoe dheka hai phir b tum…

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Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the hamare Dil ne jab chaha…

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Ek faqeer bachi se allah k

Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti…

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Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay…

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Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir…

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bindaas funda if you dont

-=- Bindaas Funda -=- If You Don’t Know The Answers In An Exam, Just Put…

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Agar ap ne pura din yoon hi

Agar Ap Ne Pura Din Yoon Hi Studies Mein Laga Diya To Ap Ne Kuch…

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Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi

Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi.. Khushboo ki tarha mere sans meh’ka gaya koi.. Yeh…

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Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy? Fail Hony Pr? Nae Pyar Men Dhoka…

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Gareeb dost hakomat ab aata ameer

“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT” Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi….

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Wo choom lain ek baar to yaad

Wo choom lain ek baar to yaad nai aati Us ki awaz suntay suntay raat…

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Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

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Filmi life or asli me kya cheez

FiLmi Life or AsLi Life me kya cheez common ha? FiLMi LiFE me buhat mushkilo…

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Ex boyfriend n ex girlfriend run into each

Ex-Boyfriend N Ex-Girlfriend Run Into Each 0ther Girl : Hey! Listen, I Really Miss You…

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Ek aurat k ghar gas ka bil

Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya, Wo Gas office gae…

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Girls hrt is lke water boys mobile

Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER, Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE Either Water Falls On Mobile…

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Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti

Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti aane lagi “PApPU”,,, Iss pe kaminon ne kaha…

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Uet da apna e swad a nikian

UET da apna e swad a, nikian te wadian da apna e raaj a. Ethy…

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Wife what65533s on your mind

Wife: What�s On Your Mind ? What R U Thinking Now? Husband: Stop Eating My…

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Girl kash me agle janam

Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam Me Mein Chand Banu.. Boy : Aur Me Chand…

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Im desperately trying to find out those

I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life,…

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S0n 2 his dad ap kabhi misar

S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ? Dad: Nahi Beta Son:…

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God made boys and then rested

God made boys and then rested. God made girls and then no one rested …

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A young pakistani man excitedly tells

A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells His Mother He’s Fallen In Love & Says”I M…

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Aapki aur poori family ki next week

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai… Ammi To Mana…

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Boyill climb tallest mount swim d deepest

Boy:I?ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u Girl:So…

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Diff bw truth lie truth

Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE: Truth Is A Debit Card; Pay 1st & Enjoy Later….

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Teacheragr koi insaan 1986 me peda hua

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho…

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Reason explained by a girl after

Reason Explained By A Girl After Breakup: “Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang Leta Tou Hans…

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Aaj men ne 1 jaan bachaee vo

Aaj men ne 1 jaan bachaee Vo aise k ek Faqeer ko pucha.. 1000 ka…

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Girls language stupid u r

Girls’ Language : Stupid (U r Smart) …Idiot (U r Luking Cute) Shut Up (I…