Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..
Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki
Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar…
Two question asked to pakistani gals in
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping…
shaadi k din kareeb aye
? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le…
Teacher test yaad hai student jab
Teacher: Test yaad hai? Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is…
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko…
Rona tay onna di aadat see
Rona tay onna di aadat see , asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay.., O nack…
Sho chor ko buri tarah maar raha
S.H.O Chor ko buri tarah maar raha ta aur us se sari shehr wardaaten manwa…
Mariz may kal sham se sakht bemaar
Mariz: May kal sham se sakht bemaar hn Dr:Tumhe cigret noshi chorna paregi Mariz:Me cigret…
Kon kehta hai sitary baray hote hain
Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain “Faraz” . . . . . Hum ne…
Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?…
Judge tum ne din dhare chori
JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ? ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K…
Himesh reshammiya the judge of sa re
Himesh Reshammiya The Judge Of Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009 Ask a challenger…
In case there is a breakoff between
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo…
Question mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein? A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif…
Girls diary he was quiet 2day i
GIRLS DIARY: He Was Quiet 2day. I Askd If Its My Fault. He Said Nothing…..
Two snake sitin in the jungle
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle, Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake Suddenly…
Faraz in africa hunu lunu shinga
faraz in africa: hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba Faraz, shinga la mamba jheenga lala hu…
Qadam per ek nak kaam karta hoon
Qadam Qadam Per Ek Na?k Kaam Karta Hoon, Mawal?yon Ka Bara Ahteraam Karta Hoon, Dekhta…
Night pakages me 5 ropay ghanta bhi
NigHt pAkAgEs ME 5 RopAy GhAntA BhI BuHat HotA HaI, BaLaNcE kHtAm HoNay ka EhSaaS…
Ek dost dusre se yaar wo dekh
Ek dost dusre se: Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he…
1 choohay ko agar bille se love
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana…
Teacher 2 studentshabaash agr tum isi tarah
TeAchEr 2 sTudEnt:shAbaAsh!! Agr tUm iSi tArah mEhnAt kRtAy rAho gAy tO Next yEar Bhi…
Cool facebook status people change things
COOL FACEBOOK STATUS: People change, things go wrong, Sh-t happens,. but life goes on!!
Girl do you smoke cigarettes guy
Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?…
How we see things outside depends on
How we see things outside depends on how things r inside us Rs.100 looks so…
Height of confidence a cycle rider
Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts…
Yunhi mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye faraz…….. Najanay kon hamary shampoo main VEET…
Ek zamindar kaafi arsa baad shaher s
Ek zamindar kaafi arsa baad shaher s apne GAO’N puhuncha, raste main Nukar mil gaya,…
Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko
Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha Mai…
Devdas of 2009 maa ne kaha
@Devdas of 2009@ Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do, =Abba ne kaha Night package karana…
Dor k muqabla ho raha tha1 kamzor
Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag…
Abhi kuch dair pehle banaras al asif nipa
Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal, Tariq…
Is tarah na karo log kiya
Is tarah na karo Log kiya kahengay… Akhir izzat bhi koi cheez hai.. Zara soch…
1 actress dukhi lehje main apni saheli
1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se : Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey…
Q diffrence bw egyptian amp pakistani mummy
Q: Diffrence b/w Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy? A: Children R Afraid ?f Egyptian Mummies &…
Book sales mantum har roz kitabien ulat
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho, MaGaR AaJ…
To prove his love he
To Prove His Love . . He Swam Da Deepast River! Climbed Da Highest Mountain!…
Go down to c my heart
Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam…
Tushaar kapoor ki films k thay hum
Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har…
Choosing career is like chosing a wife
Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The…
Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike
Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address…
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar
Apne Roop Par Itna Ghuroor Na Kar, Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai, Tera Husn…
Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho
Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho gaye Wo humary pyar mein siyany ho gaye…
A three legged dog walks into saloon
A ThreE Legged Dog WaLkS Into A sALoOn iN The oLd wEst. He SLides uP…
Life is dufficult full of trials sorrow
Life is dufficult, Full of trials, sorrow, pain. when you fall down, just standup straight,…
Nafsyat ki class main profesor ne chuhe
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha…
Wat is d diff bw poison
Wat Is D Diff B/W Poison & Alcohol? If U Drink Alcohol, U Will Dance…
Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka
Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki…
ultimate funda v need a way
-Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way Of Telling People They Have Bad Breath Without Hurting…
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan q izhar…
S0n 2 his dad ap kabhi misar
S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ? Dad: Nahi Beta Son:…
Fire brigade ki training ho rahi thi
Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi, Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding…
Judge chor se tume 4 admiyon ne
Judge: chor se tume 4 admiyon ne chori karte hoe dheka hai phir b tum…
Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap
Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the hamare Dil ne jab chaha…
Ek faqeer bachi se allah k
Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti…
Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay…
Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam
Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir…
bindaas funda if you dont
-=- Bindaas Funda -=- If You Don’t Know The Answers In An Exam, Just Put…
Agar ap ne pura din yoon hi
Agar Ap Ne Pura Din Yoon Hi Studies Mein Laga Diya To Ap Ne Kuch…
Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi
Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi.. Khushboo ki tarha mere sans meh’ka gaya koi.. Yeh…
Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota
Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy? Fail Hony Pr? Nae Pyar Men Dhoka…
Gareeb dost hakomat ab aata ameer
“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT” Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi….
Wo choom lain ek baar to yaad
Wo choom lain ek baar to yaad nai aati Us ki awaz suntay suntay raat…
Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain
Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….
Filmi life or asli me kya cheez
FiLmi Life or AsLi Life me kya cheez common ha? FiLMi LiFE me buhat mushkilo…
Ex boyfriend n ex girlfriend run into each
Ex-Boyfriend N Ex-Girlfriend Run Into Each 0ther Girl : Hey! Listen, I Really Miss You…
Ek aurat k ghar gas ka bil
Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya, Wo Gas office gae…
Girls hrt is lke water boys mobile
Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER, Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE Either Water Falls On Mobile…
Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti
Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti aane lagi “PApPU”,,, Iss pe kaminon ne kaha…
Uet da apna e swad a nikian
UET da apna e swad a, nikian te wadian da apna e raaj a. Ethy…
Wife what65533s on your mind
Wife: What�s On Your Mind ? What R U Thinking Now? Husband: Stop Eating My…
Girl kash me agle janam
Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam Me Mein Chand Banu.. Boy : Aur Me Chand…
Im desperately trying to find out those
I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life,…
S0n 2 his dad ap kabhi misar
S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ? Dad: Nahi Beta Son:…
God made boys and then rested
God made boys and then rested. God made girls and then no one rested …
A young pakistani man excitedly tells
A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells His Mother He’s Fallen In Love & Says”I M…
Aapki aur poori family ki next week
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai… Ammi To Mana…
Boyill climb tallest mount swim d deepest
Boy:I?ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u Girl:So…
Diff bw truth lie truth
Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE: Truth Is A Debit Card; Pay 1st & Enjoy Later….
Teacheragr koi insaan 1986 me peda hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho…
Reason explained by a girl after
Reason Explained By A Girl After Breakup: “Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang Leta Tou Hans…
Aaj men ne 1 jaan bachaee vo
Aaj men ne 1 jaan bachaee Vo aise k ek Faqeer ko pucha.. 1000 ka…
Girls language stupid u r
Girls’ Language : Stupid (U r Smart) …Idiot (U r Luking Cute) Shut Up (I…