Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Dono eyez per cheekz 2 baar
Dono eyez per Dono cheekz per 2 baar lipz per Mmmm aur 1 martaba neck…
If u knock at de door of
If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed…
Tum haste raho muskarate sada khilkhilate khush
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush…
samaj nahi ayega
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal…
Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro….
ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya
Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se…
Tum haseen cute great famous beautiful
Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum…
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon main 100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon jab woh…
Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm…
Q lambi umar k liye kia kerna
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye …….. ???? Ans: SHADI…… . . ….
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"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar
pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar rakh bari ki shadi ho cuki ha choti…
A ji o ji lo pado ji
A ji…., O ji……, LO ji…., PADO ji….., Main hoon mobile MOji. karta hun sms…
The worst thing about censorship is
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]…
Chori yun ana jana chor do
Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din…
Teachr wat is ur father stdnt
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father? Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer & P.C.S. In Winter. Tchr:…
Sardarji ki bivi mar gayi woh to
sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik…
Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..
Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki
Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar…
Two question asked to pakistani gals in
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping…
shaadi k din kareeb aye
? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le…
Teacher test yaad hai student jab
Teacher: Test yaad hai? Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is…
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko…
Paigam.. SMS# 155
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur…
sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…
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"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Arz kiya hai aap hamare dil mein
Arz kiya hai:- Aap hamare dil mein base ho, Aap hamare dil mein base ho,…
Message pe message bhejte ho bhej ke
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh…
Amrina is the most beautiful and smart
“Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl Say this 10 times slowly with full…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
When words fail eyes work eyes
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails… To kya?…
Laloji 1 mnth bush se english
LALOJI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki traning lekar vapas india aye. 1 din phone…
T r u h women never have
T R U T H Women never have anything to wear..” Don’t question the racks…
A sardar has twins he became worid
a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend "in main se 1…
Monaaunty auntyshani uncle ny jo singapoor wali
MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir…
Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay…
The difference between love n crush
The Difference Between Love n Crush ? When U Like A Person n U Know…
Apna mobile uthao hamara dil apko kuch
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai.. Choro mobile wapas rakh do…
Funny quote a lot of these people
*Funny Quote* A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety…
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya wo late ho gai. Girl said:…
After putting us in fire of love
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping. nahi samj ai ????…
Doctor says to pathan appka aur aapki
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan:…
apni wife se!!!
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain…
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…
10-things-i-like-abt-u-1
10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoontum nahi ho
Main Tumhein Pyaar Kyun Karoon,Tum Nahi Ho Ash Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera,System Hota…
Kya hall puchtay ho maray kam kaj
Kya Hall Puchtay Ho Maray Kam Kaj ka Hukkai Bach Raha Hoon Burhon Ka Shahar…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
In french ampquotbonjourampquot spanish ampquotte quiroampquot
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN…
Nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha kisi
nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha k kisi ko is nikah py aetraz to nahin…
Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki
Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …
God is so wise that he created
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz Without a Price Tag Coz If He…
If people say ur crazy be patientif
If people say ur crazy be patient…if they say u r mad,Relax,,,,,if people say U…
Pyra dost film mein kam karo
PYRA DOST! FILM MEIN KAM KARO GAY? ROLL SIRF ITNA HAI K 1LARKI AP KO…
Boy papa mein kal school nahi
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga. Papa : Kyu Beta? Boy : Aaj…
Phoolon ki malka baharoon rani wah
Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki rani WAH WAH WAH WAH Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki…
Dua hai apki zindgi bany khushion
Dua Hai, Apki zindgi Bany khushion ki Mala. Khul Jaey kaamyabi ka Tala. Har kam…
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki,…
Ager kisi ko se pyar ho jaye
Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye to kiya karna chahiye.? . . Think…
Main b mulk ka naam roshan krna
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan Krna Chata Tha “Pappu” Magar Load Shaiding Ki Waja…
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ganti…
Larki ka baapmein nai chahta ke meiri
Larki ka baap:mein nai chahta ke meiri beiti apni sari zinadagi eik ghade ke sath…
Breakup tips how 2 create da
Breakup Tips : How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover’z Mind 4 U…
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile. Tum nay mujay dekha Nazroon say nazray milien…
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,…
bechra-dhobi-mara-phir-raha-hai-kyun
Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…
Teacher to student give me a sentence
Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I” Student: I Is. . ….
Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb
Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon…
Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien
jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se…
K kya ghila za zindagi jo soubhoton
K K kya ghila za za zindagi jo soubhoton ka safer hui GH GH gham…
When u take my name slowly i
When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die In The Spot … Samajh Aai ???…
Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi
aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas…
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to…
Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera
Tumhare Bina Zindagi mai Hay "Sannata",Tumhi Mera "Kabab", Tumhi Mera "Paratha".Ye Dil Hogaya Tum per…
Bruce lees favorites vegtablmu lee festivldiwa lee actressona lee musicquwa lee
Bruce Lee’s Favorites Vegtabl=Mu-Lee Festivl=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Quwa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animl=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee HaHahaha…
Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant
Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot…
Human can love thats normal cows
Human can love, thats normal.. Cows eat grass Its okay… But When monkey read SMS…
Boyme tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye
Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje…
Koi to hath utha kr maang raha
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga, Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga, Yun…
Pyaar se tab tak na karo jab
PYAAR SE TAB TAK PYAAR NA KARO… JAB TAK PYAAR AAP SE PYAAR NA KARE…..