Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
1 5 years girls luv quotmomquot 6 14
1-5 Years Girls Luv "MOM" 6-14 Girls Luv "DAD" 15-21 Girls Luv "ME" 22-50 They…
U know students ki kab eid
U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…
Vegetable msg mooli gajar ka
VEGETABLE MSG : Mooli ,gajar ka noor tujuhe pe barse, Teri chahat ko aloo tamatar…
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,…
Looking at the sky
Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??…
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho mere
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho, Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho, Dil kehta hai…
Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar
Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar hogya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar…
Jaley to aag bujhe raakh kehte han
Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh…
Kiss kisss kissss ka sms hai
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kisss Kissss Kisss ka SMS Hai Zara…
A chinese was in hospitalaman went 2meet
A chinese was in hospital.Aman went 2meet him.Chineas said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA& died.Man went china 2know…
If dentists started 2make films d names
If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush…
What is difference between watch ampamp wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Why does adnan sami sing gila gila
Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers…
Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein
jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil…
Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..
Larki apnay boyfriend say ampquotcan u drive
larki apnay boyfriend say "Can u drive with one hand?" Guy happily says "Yes." Girl…
Kon kahta ha k pakistan main job
Kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti Yeh lo Jharo \\|//// \|/// \|//…
Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father
Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange?…
A very true thought which i
A Very True Thought Which I Really Experienced Today …”Whenever I Wanna Fall In Love…
Teacher asked all students to write an
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One…
1st frnd tum aasman ki taraf kya
1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO? 2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO…
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke…
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa…
Life without U is impossible,
Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Boy im not rich like rahul i
Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul,…
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT…
Kya aapke sir pe ampquotseenghampquot hainnojust check
Kya aapke sir pe "SEENGH" hain?No!JUST CHECK IT NAHI HAIN?R U SURE?Koi baat nahi GADHE…
Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom
Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai………
Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur
Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI…
Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary
tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . ….
Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho….
Burey aamal ki waja se merne k
Burey Aamal ki waja se, merne k baad, kuch Mard (Men) Bhoot ban jatey hai,…
Yeh mat sochna k bhol jayin
Yeh Mat sochna k bhol jayin gay tumhain… Dor rah kar bhi chahain gay tumhain…..
Mujhe tum se p pi piy
Mujhe Tum Se P…. Pi… Piy… Piya… Piyaa.. Piyaaz Aalu mangwane hain lakar do ge?…
Sharif larki khabardar jo ainda agar
~SHARIF LARKi~ khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kiya to,,, . . . . ….
What will rajnikant complain to a
What Will Rajnikant Complain To A Dentist…? . . . . . Think…. . ….
Na waqt se na arzo udasion
NA WAQT Se Na Arzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Or Sirf Mohbbat Se Chahat…
Pyar vs dosti ek shikwa hai
Pyar v/s dosti Pyar ek shikwa hai, dosti ek jazba hai. Pyar me hr bar…
Lilly rose jamsmine tulip lotus orchid
Lilly Rose Jamsmine Tulip Lotus Orchid Sun flower sab phool khoobsoorat hotay hain magar in…
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh…
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In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,…
Museum me do khopri pari thi
musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
Chae wala larki dekh ker bolabholi si
Chae wala larki dekh ker bola,bholi si surat, aankhon mai masti, dor khari sharmay, aae…
Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo
Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST…
Wo dekho ammi abbu bhaiya baji
Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…
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?ΨΛI?_?eΔΦΞ??? /?:- Θ)Ψ?:-i?’?? Λ?Ψ?ΛΓ?Ξ??Φ!Λ?Ψ?$y’Π. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan…
Raat me jab sare log so jate
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per "Shamu" Nahi Sota Hai. Wo Jagta…
Teray husn ki kia taareef karootera bander
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray…
Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se
Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun…
Fimtfitmufyfitafitay muhogai tsalli bara shoq ay sms
FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tsalli ??Bara Shoq ay SMS prhn…
Q college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali…
Dono eyez per cheekz 2 baar
Dono eyez per Dono cheekz per 2 baar lipz per Mmmm aur 1 martaba neck…
If u knock at de door of
If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed…
Tum haste raho muskarate sada khilkhilate khush
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush…
samaj nahi ayega
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal…
Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro….
ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya
Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se…
Tum haseen cute great famous beautiful
Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum…
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon main 100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon jab woh…
Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm…
Q lambi umar k liye kia kerna
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye …….. ???? Ans: SHADI…… . . ….
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar
pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar rakh bari ki shadi ho cuki ha choti…
A ji o ji lo pado ji
A ji…., O ji……, LO ji…., PADO ji….., Main hoon mobile MOji. karta hun sms…
The worst thing about censorship is
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]…
Chori yun ana jana chor do
Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din…
Teachr wat is ur father stdnt
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father? Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer & P.C.S. In Winter. Tchr:…
Sardarji ki bivi mar gayi woh to
sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik…