Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha
Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki…
Everyone wants to go heaven but no
”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab…
Socha Yaad Na Karke
Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,…
Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya
Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
One day shaitaan came in my dream
One day shaitaan came in my dream & asked me da contact no of an…
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Asman me jitne sitare hainankhon ishare hainsamandar
Asman me jitne sitare hain,ankhon me jitne ishare hain,samandar k jitne kinare hain,itne screw dhele…
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste sama e mahefil
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to…
How to disturb boypen hai girlnai hai
How to disturb…”’ Boy:Pen hai? Girl:nai hai. Boy:Pen hai pen? Girl:kaha na nahi hai. (thori…
What did the lonely banana say
What Did The Lonely Banana Say? I’m”A-Kela” 😛 What Did The Potato Say Wen It…
Na kisi ko chera karo se pange
Na kisi ko chera karo. Na kisi se pange liya karo. Na kisi ko dil…
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Tum sache pyare imandar samajdar aqalmand
TUM Sache Pyare Imandar Samajdar Aqalmand Shareef Logo se door rehna warna wo bi "Biggar"…
Santa was fucking a henhen puk
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup…
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N…
Pehlay haat may pukr0per seeda kar0per th00k
PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS…
Kid sir kya bachay kom ka srmya
KID” siR kyA bAchay kOm kA sRmya hAin. SIR”yEs KID” SIR mGr hAkomt Is srMay…
Pathar se dosti jan ko khatrapathan demagh
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko…
Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend
Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh…
New age ashiq yeh ishq nai
NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k…
Wo bole quotmehfil mei kahin hamare joote
Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege", Hamne…
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono…
Gul gaya gulshan aur gaie pholoo ki
Gul gaya Gulshan gaya aur gaie pholoo ki wadi… Ab tu mera peecha choroo miane…
Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .maa le ayee…
An elephant cow and a khota
An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy…
Hum guzrey unn ki gali sey ajab
Hum Guzrey Unn Ki Gali Sey Ajab Itfaaq Thaa. Unhoon Ne Phool Phenka Gamla B…
7 kingz came 2 me n asked
7 kingz came 2 me n asked 4 da most intelligent smart, nice, sweet, noble,…
3 things that should not b asked
3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…
Circuit bhai agar bina danto ka
Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Muna Bhai:…
1 of the most funniest and shortest
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . ….
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya
Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dya U know why? ….
Bechra dhobi mara phir raha hai kyun
Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…
My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar
My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta…
Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam
Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin…
Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in
Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in hasinoon se in mahjabeenon se in nazninoon se…
Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard
"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind…
How come price worth are the
HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE, BuT. . PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS…
Girl is dress ka kya price hai
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress…
A womans mind is cleaner than
A Woman’s Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man’s Mind … Coz She Changes It More…
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho Har naye din mera dil dukhate…
Kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango…
Ek tinka dikh to raha hai
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh…
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai…
Welcome wwwlovecom enter password processing
welcome www.love.org enter password:**** processing . . .sorry app ki pyar krne k umar guzar…
Na waqt se aarzo udasion sirf
Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Aur Sirf Mohabbat Se Khuloos…
A dost tum b likha kro shayri
a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga…
Bazu me dam rakhta hun dil gham
Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun…
What is difference between watch ampamp wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…
Uf dabao na zara zoor se
Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do,…
Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol…
People need love according to age 15 25
people need love according to age, 15-25 din raat 25-35, roz raat ,35-45 bus jumeraat,…
James bond once met a dog in
James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES…
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism kapkapatay hontlarkharati
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke…
Bike rider to sarjant sir mere documents
“Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. “Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double…
Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000
Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha…
What iz similarity between sun amp wife
What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k…
Its not difficult to describe this
It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….
10 things i like abt u 1
10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…
1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k
1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni…
Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main
Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha . thak…
Agar nagin nag ko kiss karegi to
Agar NAGIN NAG ko kiss karegi to NAG kaunsa gana gayega? Socho socho.. "Zehar hai…
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon…
Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he
Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei…
Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai
Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya…
Laloo 2 his pa itne khiladi kyun
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal…
Tu kutta phir kehta hoon ek
Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Phir Kehta Hoon Tu Kutta Ek Baar Phir KEhta…
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat……
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Door sahi mjboor phir yad aapki aati
Door sahi mjboor sahi phir yad aapki aati hay aap sans wahan per latay hain…
7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l
7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand…
Hight of hasrut written at the back
Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado…
Ek khuwaab khayaalek haqiqat ho tum dosti
Ek khuwaab, Ek khayaal,Ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti main parne waali har zarurat ho tum,…
Suno gor se pepsi walo buri
Suno gor se PEPSI walo Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo Chahe jitni COKE pilalo…
Q what was the biggest tragedy in
Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne…
Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein
?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…
Todays factguinness book of records holds the
Todays FACT Guinness Book Of Records Holds The Record For Being The Book Most Stolen…
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai ager 00420 no se koi call aye to…
Meeaaoou SMS# 101447
Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . //….// ( @ ! @…
Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon
Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta…
Zameen pe ho to message bhej do
Zameen pe ho to Message bhej do! asman pe hoto barish bejh do! chand pe…
Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai
Arz Kiya Hai: HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU"…