Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Let me kiss ur lips let feel
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue….
A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang…
4 farishtay 1 admi ko janat me saza de
4-Farishtay 1-Admi ko Janat me Saza de rahe the, kisi ne pocha q mar rahe…
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega
jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nhi ayega, Maklul ki fitrat…
Teacher bahr ul kahil kisay kehtay hain student
Teacher: “BAHR-UL-KAHIL” Kisay kEhtAy hAin? StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho Usay Bahr-ul-kahil Kehtay hAin….
Allah kery tery mobile chori ho jiye
ALLAH kery tery mobile chori ho jiye ..mujh ko mily aur mera ho jiye …
Kabhi hamare ghar mehman bankar aana hum
KaBhi HamaRe Ghar MehMan BanKar AaNa Hum Aap k0.. CoLdRink ChicKen BirYaNi KorMa TikKa BoTi…
Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas
GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi…
Woh choom lin ik bar to ur
Woh Choom l@in @ik Bar To Ur Jati Hay Neend, Unki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat…
Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai
Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
!! EZAAN !!~
August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?…
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki > > dor, > > > >…
A couple had three sons named rehmat e
A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi & mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son…
Wife ko begum kyon kehte hain
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke…
A child never seen his hipsonce teacher
A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came…
Fill in the blank with yes or
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi…
Classic 1st dost me aisa kia
“Classic” 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi…
3 things that should not b asked
3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…
Agar aap chahte ho k chehre
Agar aap chahte ho. k aap k chehre p dhool mitti na lage to to…
New punishment 4 mobile owners miss call
New punishment 4 mobile owners. Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.Call K…
Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag
Ek KANJOOS K Ghar ko AAG lag gai, Wo apne GHAR ko BACHA Na saka,…
Angry bosstumne kabhi ullu dekha hai employeesar
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sirBoss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri…
Dil ki baton me aana acha lagta
DIL ki Baton me Aana acha lagta hy MUNDAY ko Le k Date pe jana…
Do you know khanani amp kalia ka
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….
Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna…
First nite sight i saw knew
FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe…
A memon family receivd the coffin of
A memon family receivd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. Sent by a…
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me dil
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat…
Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha
Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki…
Everyone wants to go heaven but no
”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab…
Socha Yaad Na Karke
Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,…
Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya
Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
One day shaitaan came in my dream
One day shaitaan came in my dream & asked me da contact no of an…
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Asman me jitne sitare hainankhon ishare hainsamandar
Asman me jitne sitare hain,ankhon me jitne ishare hain,samandar k jitne kinare hain,itne screw dhele…
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste sama e mahefil
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to…
How to disturb boypen hai girlnai hai
How to disturb…”’ Boy:Pen hai? Girl:nai hai. Boy:Pen hai pen? Girl:kaha na nahi hai. (thori…
What did the lonely banana say
What Did The Lonely Banana Say? I’m”A-Kela” 😛 What Did The Potato Say Wen It…
Na kisi ko chera karo se pange
Na kisi ko chera karo. Na kisi se pange liya karo. Na kisi ko dil…
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Tum sache pyare imandar samajdar aqalmand
TUM Sache Pyare Imandar Samajdar Aqalmand Shareef Logo se door rehna warna wo bi "Biggar"…
Santa was fucking a henhen puk
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup…
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N…
Pehlay haat may pukr0per seeda kar0per th00k
PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS…
Kid sir kya bachay kom ka srmya
KID” siR kyA bAchay kOm kA sRmya hAin. SIR”yEs KID” SIR mGr hAkomt Is srMay…
Pathar se dosti jan ko khatrapathan demagh
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko…
Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend
Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh…
New age ashiq yeh ishq nai
NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k…
Wo bole quotmehfil mei kahin hamare joote
Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege", Hamne…
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono…
Gul gaya gulshan aur gaie pholoo ki
Gul gaya Gulshan gaya aur gaie pholoo ki wadi… Ab tu mera peecha choroo miane…
Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .maa le ayee…
An elephant cow and a khota
An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy…
Hum guzrey unn ki gali sey ajab
Hum Guzrey Unn Ki Gali Sey Ajab Itfaaq Thaa. Unhoon Ne Phool Phenka Gamla B…
7 kingz came 2 me n asked
7 kingz came 2 me n asked 4 da most intelligent smart, nice, sweet, noble,…
3 things that should not b asked
3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…
Circuit bhai agar bina danto ka
Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Muna Bhai:…
1 of the most funniest and shortest
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . ….
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya
Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dya U know why? ….
Bechra dhobi mara phir raha hai kyun
Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…
My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar
My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta…
Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam
Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin…
Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in
Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in hasinoon se in mahjabeenon se in nazninoon se…
Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard
"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind…
How come price worth are the
HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE, BuT. . PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS…
Girl is dress ka kya price hai
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress…
A womans mind is cleaner than
A Woman’s Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man’s Mind … Coz She Changes It More…
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho Har naye din mera dil dukhate…
Kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango…
Ek tinka dikh to raha hai
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh…
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai…
Welcome wwwlovecom enter password processing
welcome www.love.org enter password:**** processing . . .sorry app ki pyar krne k umar guzar…
Na waqt se aarzo udasion sirf
Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Aur Sirf Mohabbat Se Khuloos…
A dost tum b likha kro shayri
a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga…
Bazu me dam rakhta hun dil gham
Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun…
What is difference between watch ampamp wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…
Uf dabao na zara zoor se
Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do,…