Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya wo late ho gai. Girl said:…
After putting us in fire of love
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping. nahi samj ai ????…
Doctor says to pathan appka aur aapki
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan:…
apni wife se!!!
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain…
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…
10-things-i-like-abt-u-1
10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoontum nahi ho
Main Tumhein Pyaar Kyun Karoon,Tum Nahi Ho Ash Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera,System Hota…
Kya hall puchtay ho maray kam kaj
Kya Hall Puchtay Ho Maray Kam Kaj ka Hukkai Bach Raha Hoon Burhon Ka Shahar…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
In french ampquotbonjourampquot spanish ampquotte quiroampquot
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN…
Nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha kisi
nikah k waqat molwi ny pochha k kisi ko is nikah py aetraz to nahin…
Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki
Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …
God is so wise that he created
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz Without a Price Tag Coz If He…
If people say ur crazy be patientif
If people say ur crazy be patient…if they say u r mad,Relax,,,,,if people say U…
Pyra dost film mein kam karo
PYRA DOST! FILM MEIN KAM KARO GAY? ROLL SIRF ITNA HAI K 1LARKI AP KO…
Boy papa mein kal school nahi
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga. Papa : Kyu Beta? Boy : Aaj…
Phoolon ki malka baharoon rani wah
Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki rani WAH WAH WAH WAH Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki…
Dua hai apki zindgi bany khushion
Dua Hai, Apki zindgi Bany khushion ki Mala. Khul Jaey kaamyabi ka Tala. Har kam…
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki,…
Ager kisi ko se pyar ho jaye
Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye to kiya karna chahiye.? . . Think…
Main b mulk ka naam roshan krna
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan Krna Chata Tha “Pappu” Magar Load Shaiding Ki Waja…
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ganti…
Larki ka baapmein nai chahta ke meiri
Larki ka baap:mein nai chahta ke meiri beiti apni sari zinadagi eik ghade ke sath…
Breakup tips how 2 create da
Breakup Tips : How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover’z Mind 4 U…
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile. Tum nay mujay dekha Nazroon say nazray milien…
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,…
bechra-dhobi-mara-phir-raha-hai-kyun
Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…
Teacher to student give me a sentence
Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I” Student: I Is. . ….
Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb
Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon…
Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien
jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se…
K kya ghila za zindagi jo soubhoton
K K kya ghila za za zindagi jo soubhoton ka safer hui GH GH gham…
When u take my name slowly i
When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die In The Spot … Samajh Aai ???…
Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi
aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas…
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to…
Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera
Tumhare Bina Zindagi mai Hay "Sannata",Tumhi Mera "Kabab", Tumhi Mera "Paratha".Ye Dil Hogaya Tum per…
Bruce lees favorites vegtablmu lee festivldiwa lee actressona lee musicquwa lee
Bruce Lee’s Favorites Vegtabl=Mu-Lee Festivl=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Quwa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animl=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee HaHahaha…
Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant
Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot…
Human can love thats normal cows
Human can love, thats normal.. Cows eat grass Its okay… But When monkey read SMS…
Boyme tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye
Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje…
Koi to hath utha kr maang raha
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga, Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga, Yun…
Pyaar se tab tak na karo jab
PYAAR SE TAB TAK PYAAR NA KARO… JAB TAK PYAAR AAP SE PYAAR NA KARE…..
Boys have fun by teasing girls
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry for few minutes Girls have fun…
Memon beemar hua to check up k
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi…
Grade buray aatay hain mujhe phir bhi
grade buray aatay hain Mujhe phir bhi akallll…ll…. kion nahin aati hai?? Najany kab say……..
Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?
Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know…
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO…
Ulloo k pathey gadhey buchey kuttey pilley
Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney…
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR…
Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo
Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo . . . . . .. . ….
Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara
Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara raha tha, mujhy bhe darany aaya mager main…
Pta ha is mulk ka problem kya
Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka ProbLem Kya Ha? Hr MAA k0 ApNi BeTi K Lye…
Let me kiss ur lips let feel
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue….
A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang…
4 farishtay 1 admi ko janat me saza de
4-Farishtay 1-Admi ko Janat me Saza de rahe the, kisi ne pocha q mar rahe…
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega
jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nhi ayega, Maklul ki fitrat…
Teacher bahr ul kahil kisay kehtay hain student
Teacher: “BAHR-UL-KAHIL” Kisay kEhtAy hAin? StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho Usay Bahr-ul-kahil Kehtay hAin….
Allah kery tery mobile chori ho jiye
ALLAH kery tery mobile chori ho jiye ..mujh ko mily aur mera ho jiye …
Kabhi hamare ghar mehman bankar aana hum
KaBhi HamaRe Ghar MehMan BanKar AaNa Hum Aap k0.. CoLdRink ChicKen BirYaNi KorMa TikKa BoTi…
Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas
GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi…
Woh choom lin ik bar to ur
Woh Choom l@in @ik Bar To Ur Jati Hay Neend, Unki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat…
Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai
Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
!! EZAAN !!~
August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?…
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki > > dor, > > > >…
A couple had three sons named rehmat e
A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi & mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son…
Wife ko begum kyon kehte hain
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke…
A child never seen his hipsonce teacher
A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came…
Fill in the blank with yes or
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi…
Classic 1st dost me aisa kia
“Classic” 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi…
3 things that should not b asked
3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…
Agar aap chahte ho k chehre
Agar aap chahte ho. k aap k chehre p dhool mitti na lage to to…
New punishment 4 mobile owners miss call
New punishment 4 mobile owners. Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.Call K…
Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag
Ek KANJOOS K Ghar ko AAG lag gai, Wo apne GHAR ko BACHA Na saka,…
Angry bosstumne kabhi ullu dekha hai employeesar
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sirBoss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri…
Dil ki baton me aana acha lagta
DIL ki Baton me Aana acha lagta hy MUNDAY ko Le k Date pe jana…
Do you know khanani amp kalia ka
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….
Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna…
First nite sight i saw knew
FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe…
A memon family receivd the coffin of
A memon family receivd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. Sent by a…
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me dil
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat…