Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
How come price worth are the
HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE, BuT. . PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS…
Girl is dress ka kya price hai
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress…
A womans mind is cleaner than
A Woman’s Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man’s Mind … Coz She Changes It More…
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho Har naye din mera dil dukhate…
Kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango…
Ek tinka dikh to raha hai
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh…
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai…
Welcome wwwlovecom enter password processing
welcome www.love.org enter password:**** processing . . .sorry app ki pyar krne k umar guzar…
Na waqt se aarzo udasion sirf
Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Aur Sirf Mohabbat Se Khuloos…
A dost tum b likha kro shayri
a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga…
Bazu me dam rakhta hun dil gham
Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun…
What is difference between watch ampamp wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…
Uf dabao na zara zoor se
Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do,…
Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol…
People need love according to age 15 25
people need love according to age, 15-25 din raat 25-35, roz raat ,35-45 bus jumeraat,…
James bond once met a dog in
James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES…
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism kapkapatay hontlarkharati
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke…
Bike rider to sarjant sir mere documents
“Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. “Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double…
Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000
Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha…
What iz similarity between sun amp wife
What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k…
Its not difficult to describe this
It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….
10 things i like abt u 1
10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…
1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k
1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni…
Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main
Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha . thak…
Agar nagin nag ko kiss karegi to
Agar NAGIN NAG ko kiss karegi to NAG kaunsa gana gayega? Socho socho.. "Zehar hai…
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon…
Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he
Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei…
Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai
Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya…
Laloo 2 his pa itne khiladi kyun
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal…
Tu kutta phir kehta hoon ek
Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Phir Kehta Hoon Tu Kutta Ek Baar Phir KEhta…
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat……
Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de
assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…
Door sahi mjboor phir yad aapki aati
Door sahi mjboor sahi phir yad aapki aati hay aap sans wahan per latay hain…
7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l
7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand…
Hight of hasrut written at the back
Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado…
Ek khuwaab khayaalek haqiqat ho tum dosti
Ek khuwaab, Ek khayaal,Ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti main parne waali har zarurat ho tum,…
Suno gor se pepsi walo buri
Suno gor se PEPSI walo Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo Chahe jitni COKE pilalo…
Q what was the biggest tragedy in
Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne…
Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein
?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…
Todays factguinness book of records holds the
Todays FACT Guinness Book Of Records Holds The Record For Being The Book Most Stolen…
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai ager 00420 no se koi call aye to…
Meeaaoou SMS# 101447
Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . //….// ( @ ! @…
Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon
Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta…
Zameen pe ho to message bhej do
Zameen pe ho to Message bhej do! asman pe hoto barish bejh do! chand pe…
Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai
Arz Kiya Hai: HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU"…
A simple poem wn i was there
A simple poem Wn i was there, she was here Now Wn im here, she…
Khud ko kar buland itnaa ke gt
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > > > ‘Himaalay ki choti pe…
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na…
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa…
Kis kis ki mahfil main na ko
Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki
Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha!…
Pyarey bhaiyya 27 october ko hamara
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi…
Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo
Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo, Aasman per ho to barish bhejo, Jannat main…
Boy main tum se shadi nahin kar
Boy: main tum se shadi nahin kar sakta, ghar walay manna kar rahay hain. Girl:…
Bhikari allah ke naam pe kuch
bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do woman: kal ka salan kha lo…
Ladkatute hue dil se pyar karogiya tutne
LADKA..Tute hue dil se pyar karogi…,ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi…,LADKI..Tuti hui chappal se maar…
Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly
PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz…
Gf is beauty ampamp wife duty
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF…
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote > > hai, > > > > >…
L0ve vs exam l0ve one of
L0ve v.s Exam l0ve: one of the hardest thNz c0z u hav th0ughts dat u…
Our frndship if god gives me
Our frndship: If God Gives Me 24 Hrs B4 Death I’ll Spend 23:55 hrs wid…
Insaan k under msg parhne ka itna
insaan k under msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai chahe us pagal fool bewaquf…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
LIMON PANI
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar….
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare…
Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz… Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad…
Tu chand mange main dedu raat dil
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange…
Quotquotquotoopssquotquotquot thak thak g kon ghar
";";"OopSs";";" Thak Thak Thak. G Kon? Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? Servant:Wo Safr Per GaYe…
Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:…
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi ankhoon se
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, ankhoon se ashqo ki dhaare beh gaye aray tumhari bhi…
Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2…
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya…
Teacher al beruni k bhai kaa naam
Teacher: “Al Beruni” k Bhai Kaa Naam Batao? . . Pathan Buht Sochne k Baad…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Garibo k liye djuice kanjuso warid
Garibo K Liye DJUICE Kanjuso K Liye Warid Buzurgo K Liye Ptcl Lafango K Liye…
Quotquotalama iqbalquotquot ny apni zindagi k 50
""Alama IQBAL"" ny apni zindagi k 50 sal laga k hmari soi hoi qoam ko…