Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend

Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend c agai Badal jo garja to ghabra c…

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Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha “Faraz” Aaj uska baita bola . . . . ….

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Larki aisi paheli haikabhi tere to kabhi

Larki aisi paheli hai.Kabhi tere to kabhi mere saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole darling i…

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A boy wantd 2 know the age

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend. So he askd Boy:…

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Girlfriends are like halwapuri always tasty

Girlfriends’ are like ‘Halwapuri’ Always tasty. ‘Lovers’ are like ‘Pizza’ Hot n spicy. ‘Wifes’ are…

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1 larki apni friend k ghar jane

1 larki apni friend k ghar Jane lagi to maa ne kaha k Jab tak…

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K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . Wah wah! . Koi larki…

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Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha…

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Yu to dil kafi be chain ho

YU TO DIL KAFI BE-CHAIN HO RAHA THA PAPPU, . . . . AAKHIR CHARGA…

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Teacher delhi may kutubminaar hai a

Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks:…

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Aalu was in love wid bhindi

Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi. When He Proposd Bhindi (Who Was Egoistic & Very…

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Bhikari khanay ko kuch mil skta hay

BHIKARI: “Khanay ko kuch mil skta hay?” ASIM: “Kal ka salan khao gay?” BHIKARI: “G…

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Memon are ajj to 1rs k 3

Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile! Dost: wo kese? Memon: 1Rs ka…

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Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir

Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir tv ki screen ko khilona mar k thor…

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Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar

Sacha waqia Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey, 2 DOST they ek ka naam tha…

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Usne mje raat ko qabrustan me akele

Usne mje Raat ko Qabrustan me Akele Chor dya Ye kah kar . . Jub…

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Miss beta abu kya krte hen

Miss : beta abu kya krte hen? . . . . . . . ….

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Boy can i take your picture

boy : Can I Take Your Picture? . girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!!…

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Baap betey sebeta btao quotalifquot se kya

Baap betey se:beta btao "alif" se kya ata hy..? Beta:Ye"Alif" walif se ajkl kuch nhi…

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Whats mutual exclusion it means you

What’s Mutual Exclusion? It means.. You Skip Some Topics When You Study. … & The…

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Himesh reshamiya se sab zyada dar kis

Himesh Reshamiya se sab se zyada dar kis ko lagta hai? ? ? ? ?…

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Mallika sherawat is gonna work with amitabh

Mallika Sherawat is Gonna work with AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Guess the name of the…

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Larkiun ko bewaqoof banaany ki 100 tips

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips. . . . Ik Ye .. . ….

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Behind every fail student there is a

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT…

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Beta papa main ghr chor k ja

Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se…

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Nikley hum duniya ki bheer mein

NikLey HuM DuniyA ki Bheer mEin Tu pAtA chALA “JAn|x”,,, K hAr Wo ShAks UdAAs…