Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Kid dadmain itna jawan kab banunga
Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k main Mummy ko bina bataye Ghar say…
White color ka dress pehen kr hum
White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache School lgta tha…
1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns
1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI…
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas…
Somtims wen i cry no1 sees my
Somtims wen i cry no1 sees my tears, wen im worried no1 sees my pain,…
Wats worse than your lover sending you
Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another…
Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend
Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend c agai Badal jo garja to ghabra c…
Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz
Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha “Faraz” Aaj uska baita bola . . . . ….
Larki aisi paheli haikabhi tere to kabhi
Larki aisi paheli hai.Kabhi tere to kabhi mere saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole darling i…
A boy wantd 2 know the age
A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend. So he askd Boy:…
Girlfriends are like halwapuri always tasty
Girlfriends’ are like ‘Halwapuri’ Always tasty. ‘Lovers’ are like ‘Pizza’ Hot n spicy. ‘Wifes’ are…
1 larki apni friend k ghar jane
1 larki apni friend k ghar Jane lagi to maa ne kaha k Jab tak…
K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum
K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . Wah wah! . Koi larki…
Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh
Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha…
Yu to dil kafi be chain ho
YU TO DIL KAFI BE-CHAIN HO RAHA THA PAPPU, . . . . AAKHIR CHARGA…
Teacher delhi may kutubminaar hai a
Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks:…
Aalu was in love wid bhindi
Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi. When He Proposd Bhindi (Who Was Egoistic & Very…
Bhikari khanay ko kuch mil skta hay
BHIKARI: “Khanay ko kuch mil skta hay?” ASIM: “Kal ka salan khao gay?” BHIKARI: “G…
Memon are ajj to 1rs k 3
Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile! Dost: wo kese? Memon: 1Rs ka…
Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir
Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir tv ki screen ko khilona mar k thor…
Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar
Sacha waqia Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey, 2 DOST they ek ka naam tha…
Usne mje raat ko qabrustan me akele
Usne mje Raat ko Qabrustan me Akele Chor dya Ye kah kar . . Jub…
Boy can i take your picture
boy : Can I Take Your Picture? . girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!!…