Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Ek american ne pakistan farmer se pocha

Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai? Farmer: Buhat…

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Ek sahab tez chaltay ja rahay tha

Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?, Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR…

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U s k 5 intehai intelegent doctors

U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent Doctors ki teaM is baat pe Research kar rahi thi…

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Na woh inqar karti hy iqrar

Na Woh Inqar karti Hy.. Na Woh Iqrar karti Hy.. kambakht Mairy He

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1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour

1 AdMi pUbLiC bAtHrOoM gYa aUr 1 HoUr k bAaD NikLa. BaHr bEtHa hUwA JaMaDaR…

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In court judge said 2 women u

In Court Judge Said 2 Women: U R Realy Brave, Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum…

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tu baar apni wafaon ki kahani

*~ Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar ~* MERE D0ST *~…

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Frnd buhat arsay baad ek dosray se

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay, 1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi TumhAri =/ShrAb,…

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Height of expressing boy is ur

Height Of Expressing…!! Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ? Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks…

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Ab mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab

Ab Mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab band b karo Faraz , Kya ‘Wasi’ aur…

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1 ladki se ladke ne dil manga

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next…

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Faraz teri ankhon men dard ka jo

Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai, Wah Kya Keh Dia… Faraz Teri…

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The scientists were playing hide n seek

The scientists were playing hide n seek in heaven.. It was Einstien’s turn to seek…

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Kisi nazuk se lamhay main din

Kisi nazuk se lamhay main.. Kisi din shaam se pehle… Agar main chupke se tere…

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion…

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Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare…

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Mem0n son papa mujhe gari ki chabi

Mem0n son: papa mujhe gari ki chabi de den aaj hamare colege me function hy….

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Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me…

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Aap dosti ka wo daag ho

AaP DoStI Ka Wo DaAg Ho? JiSeY HuM TiDe Se DhO NaHi SaKtEy RiN Se…

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Salmaan khan aaj mere baap k pas

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow…

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Me aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatain

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota…

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U can tell a child is growin

U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin ?where he came…

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Jane kia act kerte hodirect dil pe

Jane kia act kerte ho, direct dil pe effect kerte ho, hum zalim tum pe…

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Baaz log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen. Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat…

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When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores…

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Dola re wait a minute chakkar

DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA…

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A boy was following girl girldont follow

A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,…

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An intelligent wife is one who

”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband…

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No english dictionary has been able to

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE…

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Height of quotsusstiquot ek sahib darkht

Height oF "sUsSti" Ek sAhib Darkht kI SaB Se oOnChi shAakh pE khrAb hUlLiAy mE…

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Larki musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna

Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya Larka: Is liya to main tumhain dekh…

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Barson se jo bujhata raha meri piyass

BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN”PAPPU” AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA……

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Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ? Student Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen,…

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Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen faraz, . . . . . ….

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Rude rroz nakrey bardasth nahin uu

RudE R=ROZ NAKREY BARDASTH NAHIN U=U KEY KUD KO KIA SAMJTI D=DIL HAI YEA MERA…

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Dada or dadi neapni jwani k dino

Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka…

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advice to remember d o

~ Advice To Remember ~ D o n ‘ t L e a v e…

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Jb akela pan mehsus ho jab

Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har janib khamoshi ho Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh…

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A urdu teacher once said in her

A Urdu Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And…

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Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat…

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Memon shadi me bv se apna haath

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye. BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di Or…

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A mans silence can break a womans

A man?s silence can break a woman?s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman?s…

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Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe DiL Dekar Dard Lena Koi HAM Se…

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Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti

Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti ko chair rahe thy. Jab ke dosre pinjray…

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What we get after watching the film

What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard…? . . . . … . ….

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Chor kar ja rahe ho ke jane

Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Chor kar ja rahe…

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Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe

Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe! Aaj na sahi apna kal dedo mujhe! Khushi…

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1 chor chori karne ghr me ghusa

1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Ch0r:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn…

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Love is iodex hr kisam k dard

Love is IODEX hr kisam k dard Dour kary’ LOVE is SUPEREME … ‘yehi to…

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Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti ,…

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55 jiski height ho jeans tight

5.5 jiski height ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho weight mein thori…

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The baby mosquito came back from its

The baby mosquito came back from its first flight,his father asked him “how do you…

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I like to do those things which

‘I like to do those things which are Impossible. ! ! And ‘Nothng’ is Impossible….

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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne…

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Bad news meri car green hills se

Bad News Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai, Driver Moqa Per…

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A class of generals was taskd to

A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They…

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Very effective warning a husband gave

Very Effective Warning: A Husband Gave The Keys Of His New Car To His Wife…

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Taaza kalaam kitne dinon se seyah

Taaza Kalaam Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain, . . …. ….

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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish

Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge, Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge, Zarurat pare to…

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Height of laziness student sticking

Height Of Laziness- @ @ @ STUDENT Sticking CHITS To Answer SHEET…..

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Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d….

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Height of technical thinking a software

Height of technical thinking? A software person falling from the roof of a building and…

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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash Fatafat Hurry up Jaldi Quickly Come on yar…

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Pappu aaj shahr e ishq bhi hai mohabbat se

PAppu! Aaj Shahr-e-ishq bhi hai Mohabbat se khaali… Kameez teri kaali tay sonay phula wali……

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1 din k 24 ghante 7

1 Din K 24 ‘GHANTE’ 7= Sone k 8= Kmane k 3= Traveling k 1=…

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Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre? Dunia toon kinara ho skda…

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Every second god remembers u minute

Every second God remembers U Every minute God blesses U Every hour God cares fr…

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Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre

Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre se alag howe? Tauba yar kitne besharam ho!…

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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi sab

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay. Socho Kyun ….

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Quotye baat samaj me i nhiquot ammi

"Ye Baat samaj me i nhi" Ammi ne samjhai nhi. Men kese methi baat karon?…

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Boy is falling asleep in class

BOY is falling asleep in class.!! Teacher : wake up . BOY : huh ….

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Hi cute sweet most graceful the smartest

Hi Cute, Sweet, Most graceful, the Smartest, beautiful persnality, Khush? Chalo ab aaram karo, Dosron…

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Shahzada saleem hamari ami aur

Shahzada Saleem : Hamari ami aur abba hazoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy K…

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A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After…

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Side effect of studying 2 much

Side effect of Studying 2 much: A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To…

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Ruk ruk aray baba ruk oooooooooooooooooo my

ruk ruk ruk……….. aray baba ruk……………. oooooooooooooooooo my darling give me a look……….. dil mera…

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Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop ….

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Akbar kal maine sapna dekha k tum

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai Shehad (Honey)…

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Porpose karne ka naya style chand ko

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek…

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Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…”…

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Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti

dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti baji bewaqoof ne mobile uthaya ab Bewqoof SMS parh…

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Height of being hygienic an computer

Height Of Being Hygienic: An Computer Student Washing His Hands With Dettol After Removing A…

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Whats the difference between a chicken and

What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . ….

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Kid dadmain itna jawan kab banunga

Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k main Mummy ko bina bataye Ghar say…

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White color ka dress pehen kr hum

White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache School lgta tha…

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1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI…

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Sigret peo gold leaf k

SigrET pEo GoLd LeAf k

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas…