Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour
1 AdMi pUbLiC bAtHrOoM gYa aUr 1 HoUr k bAaD NikLa. BaHr bEtHa hUwA JaMaDaR…
tu baar apni wafaon ki kahani
*~ Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar ~* MERE D0ST *~…
In court judge said 2 women u
In Court Judge Said 2 Women: U R Realy Brave, Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum…
Frnd buhat arsay baad ek dosray se
Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay, 1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi TumhAri =/ShrAb,…
Ab mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab
Ab Mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab band b karo Faraz , Kya ‘Wasi’ aur…
Height of expressing boy is ur
Height Of Expressing…!! Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ? Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks…
Faraz teri ankhon men dard ka jo
Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai, Wah Kya Keh Dia… Faraz Teri…
1 ladki se ladke ne dil manga
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next…
The scientists were playing hide n seek
The scientists were playing hide n seek in heaven.. It was Einstien’s turn to seek…
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main din
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main.. Kisi din shaam se pehle… Agar main chupke se tere…
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion…
Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili
Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare…
Mem0n son papa mujhe gari ki chabi
Mem0n son: papa mujhe gari ki chabi de den aaj hamare colege me function hy….
Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa
Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me…
Aap dosti ka wo daag ho
AaP DoStI Ka Wo DaAg Ho? JiSeY HuM TiDe Se DhO NaHi SaKtEy RiN Se…
Salmaan khan aaj mere baap k pas
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow…
Me aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatain
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota…
U can tell a child is growin
U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin ?where he came…
Jane kia act kerte hodirect dil pe
Jane kia act kerte ho, direct dil pe effect kerte ho, hum zalim tum pe…
Baaz log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache
Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen. Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat…
When nobody luvs u cares 4
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores…
Dola re wait a minute chakkar
DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA…
A boy was following girl girldont follow
A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,…
An intelligent wife is one who
”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband…
No english dictionary has been able to
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE…
Height of quotsusstiquot ek sahib darkht
Height oF "sUsSti" Ek sAhib Darkht kI SaB Se oOnChi shAakh pE khrAb hUlLiAy mE…
Larki musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna
Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya Larka: Is liya to main tumhain dekh…
Barson se jo bujhata raha meri piyass
BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN”PAPPU” AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA……
Teacher tell me the names of 10
Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ? Student Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen,…
Rude rroz nakrey bardasth nahin uu
RudE R=ROZ NAKREY BARDASTH NAHIN U=U KEY KUD KO KIA SAMJTI D=DIL HAI YEA MERA…
Dada or dadi neapni jwani k dino
Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka…
Jb akela pan mehsus ho jab
Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har janib khamoshi ho Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh…
A urdu teacher once said in her
A Urdu Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And…
Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat
“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat…
Memon shadi me bv se apna haath
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye. BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di Or…
A mans silence can break a womans
A man?s silence can break a woman?s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman?s…
Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti
Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti ko chair rahe thy. Jab ke dosre pinjray…
What we get after watching the film
What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard…? . . . . … . ….
Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se
Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe DiL Dekar Dard Lena Koi HAM Se…
Chor kar ja rahe ho ke jane
Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Chor kar ja rahe…
Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe
Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe! Aaj na sahi apna kal dedo mujhe! Khushi…
1 chor chori karne ghr me ghusa
1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Ch0r:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn…
Love is iodex hr kisam k dard
Love is IODEX hr kisam k dard Dour kary’ LOVE is SUPEREME … ‘yehi to…
Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di
saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti ,…
55 jiski height ho jeans tight
5.5 jiski height ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho weight mein thori…
The baby mosquito came back from its
The baby mosquito came back from its first flight,his father asked him “how do you…
I like to do those things which
‘I like to do those things which are Impossible. ! ! And ‘Nothng’ is Impossible….
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne…
Bad news meri car green hills se
Bad News Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai, Driver Moqa Per…
A class of generals was taskd to
A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They…
Very effective warning a husband gave
Very Effective Warning: A Husband Gave The Keys Of His New Car To His Wife…
Taaza kalaam kitne dinon se seyah
Taaza Kalaam Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain, . . …. ….
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaenge koshish
Wada To nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaenge, Koshish yehi Rahegi apko nhi Sataenge, Zarurat pare to…
Height of laziness student sticking
Height Of Laziness- @ @ @ STUDENT Sticking CHITS To Answer SHEET…..
Height of technical thinking a software
Height of technical thinking? A software person falling from the roof of a building and…
Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d….
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash Fatafat Hurry up Jaldi Quickly Come on yar…
Pappu aaj shahr e ishq bhi hai mohabbat se
PAppu! Aaj Shahr-e-ishq bhi hai Mohabbat se khaali… Kameez teri kaali tay sonay phula wali……
Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar
Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre? Dunia toon kinara ho skda…
Every second god remembers u minute
Every second God remembers U Every minute God blesses U Every hour God cares fr…
Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre
Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre se alag howe? Tauba yar kitne besharam ho!…
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi sab
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay. Socho Kyun ….
Quotye baat samaj me i nhiquot ammi
"Ye Baat samaj me i nhi" Ammi ne samjhai nhi. Men kese methi baat karon?…
Boy is falling asleep in class
BOY is falling asleep in class.!! Teacher : wake up . BOY : huh ….
Hi cute sweet most graceful the smartest
Hi Cute, Sweet, Most graceful, the Smartest, beautiful persnality, Khush? Chalo ab aaram karo, Dosron…
Shahzada saleem hamari ami aur
Shahzada Saleem : Hamari ami aur abba hazoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy K…
A youing couple were having their
A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After…
Side effect of studying 2 much
Side effect of Studying 2 much: A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To…
Ruk ruk aray baba ruk oooooooooooooooooo my
ruk ruk ruk……….. aray baba ruk……………. oooooooooooooooooo my darling give me a look……….. dil mera…
Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay
?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop ….
Akbar kal maine sapna dekha k tum
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai Shehad (Honey)…
Porpose karne ka naya style chand ko
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek…
Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager
Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…”…
Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti
dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti baji bewaqoof ne mobile uthaya ab Bewqoof SMS parh…
Height of being hygienic an computer
Height Of Being Hygienic: An Computer Student Washing His Hands With Dettol After Removing A…
Whats the difference between a chicken and
What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . ….
Kid dadmain itna jawan kab banunga
Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k main Mummy ko bina bataye Ghar say…
White color ka dress pehen kr hum
White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache School lgta tha…
1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns
1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI…
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas…
Wats worse than your lover sending you
Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another…
Somtims wen i cry no1 sees my
Somtims wen i cry no1 sees my tears, wen im worried no1 sees my pain,…
Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend
Thande hawa k jhonko se use nend c agai Badal jo garja to ghabra c…