Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd…

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Sardar amp pathan faraz k ghar gaay

Sardar & Pathan, Faraz k ghar gaay! They said, Hum ap kay bohot shukar guzar…

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Ek hair transplant kerney wali company ney

Ek hair transplant kerney wali company ney add banaya hae: Aap shaher say ayin ya…

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1 pathan ne dawat men 8 naan

1 Pathan ne Dawat men 8 Naan khaye, Or us ko QABZ ho gaya, Bath…

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The chief excitement in a womans life

The Chief Excitement In A Woman’s Life Is … !! Spotting Women Who Are Fatter…

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Arz kiya hai teri yadon ne

Arz kiya hai: Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla Teri yadon ne bewafa…

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Please spread it into your friendz community

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old…

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Funny sentence written on the t shirt of

Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the…

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Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua…

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Super store walo ne nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha Boss new Salesman se milny gia to Wo…

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Fact of classroom jab professor tumhe

Fact of classroom- Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K…

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After engagement girl now stop looking at

After engagement! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do…

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Dil maango to dil doon ga

Dil maango to dil doon ga Jaan maango to jaan doon ga Dharkan maango to…

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola

Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola: Bewkof ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai, Aap…

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Larki apni dadi se men school nai

Larki apni Dadi se: Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen… DADI: Bahane…

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Best thought by a student i

||Best Thought By A Student|| I Was Born Intelligent, But, Education Ruined Me. . ….

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Teacher draw a diagram of becteria

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria Pappu: Here It Is Sir Teacher: Where? You Haven’t…

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Dil se her pal chahat ki sada

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mujhko teri her ada ati…

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Our daily needs food 5

OUr daiLy neEds: FoOd . . . . . . 5% . WaTer . ….

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Hum gaye thay us ko manane

Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko Manane k Liye Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa…

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Teacher ne kaha defination yad kar

TeAcHeR nE kAhA DeFiNaTiOn yAd kAr. ToUtOr nE kAhA nUmeRiCaL sOlVe kAr, AuR dIl, Dil…

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Mother to dr meray achay ko urent

Mother to Dr: Meray ?achay ko ?urent Laga Ha plz kuch karain Dr: ?acha Gaya…

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Flowers die stories end songs fade

Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories R 4goten, All Things Come To End, But…

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2 choozon ko pyar ho jata hy

2 Chooz’on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy. Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko…

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Some say the glass is half empty

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I…

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How a normal person becomes abnormal

How a normal person becomes abnormal? How one bears his insult with smiling face? How…

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America ke nai nasal ka ellaan

|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan| ?Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na…

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Molvi jab mai merjaon tu saamnay valon

Molvi: jab mai merjaon tu saamnay valon ko zaroor bulana. Biwi:wo kyoun? Molvi:Uon ke ghar…

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Aslamoalaikum to all my frnds i m

Aslamoalaikum! To All my Frnds I m here to Announce that my engagement ceremony z…

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Why do students sleep for long hours

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..?? Fantastic Answer Said By Students.. . . ….

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Bakre ne bakri ko seeng mara

Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Fir Kya? Fir…

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1 of the most funniest and shortest

1 of the most Funniest and Shortest Joke. . . . . . . ….

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Doctor dawai hila k pia karain

Doctor: Dawai hila k pia karain. Memon: hilane se dawai chamach se gir jati hay….

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When i go wrong need ur hand

When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct, wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand…

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Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?, bandar daal pr nachta hy or aadmi daal…

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Ustad student seagr pakistan na banta toh

Ustad student se:agr pakistan na banta toh kya hota. student"sir phir pak studies na parhani…

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Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K…

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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye… . . . ….

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Kecharr main laat marne se apne hi

kecharr main laat marne se apne hi kapday ganday hotay hay PaPpU, ye baat sunn…

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Aisi kia cheez hai jo kharidane

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai, Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta…

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Chochoo chochoo cha chcha mobile pe choha

Chochoo chochoo cha chcha.. mobile pe choha nacha.. . . . . . . ….

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Agar apko rat main koi karwat badalne

Agar apko rat main koi karwat badalne per majboor karay aor raat ki tanhai main…

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Dabang remix goli se darr

dabang remix . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy…

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1 jadu gar behri jhaz mai apne

1 Jadu Gar BehrI Jhaz Mai Apne Kartub Dikha Raha tha Is K Sath 1…

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Purani kahawaton k new versions by mansur

Purani kahawaton k new versions by MANSUR SALEEM,OLDJesa karoge wesa bharoge.NEWAcha karoge achi milegi, bura…

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Wo maut bhi bari suhani hogijo ap

Wo maut bhi bari suhani hogi,jo ap ki dosti main aani hogi,ye wada raha ap…

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Jis din tumko shaam staye sard

Jis din tumko shaam staye, Sard hwa dil na behlaye, Jis shab so na pao…

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A true story kisi drakht pe

?’A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht…

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Ek bus conductar ki shaadi ho rahi

Ek Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethe Hue…

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4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the

4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA DoSrA dOsT…

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Pagal honay key aur bhi rastay they

PAGAL Honay Key Aur Bhi RastaY TheY Faraz~ Na janeY HameN “B com” Ka hi…

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Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta

Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta…

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A great japanese proverb if one

A Great JAPANESE Proverb: “If one can do it, U too can do it, If…

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One economical thought the best line

One Economical Thought: “The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner…

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Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend:…

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Teacher where is ur assignmentstudent it tore

Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment? Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy,…

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Agr larki ki shadi hoti he to

aGr larKI Ki sHADi HoTi He to oSKa GHar mEka keHLATa HaI. THeK AgR LArka…

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Jaan chor do merimere sms k

Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan chor do meri Mere sMs k Deewano Hr…

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Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hy to

Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro, KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife…

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A woman is sitting at bar

A Woman Is Sitting aT A baR. A mAn aPproaches Her. He Said: Hi” Honey,…

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Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua…

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Breaking news by geo

BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : ” wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka…

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Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhay tanha

Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo Mujhay Tanha Chor K ” Dost” Unhain Maloom Nahi Meray…

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Jinay lahore nai vekhya o jammya nai

Jinay Lahore Nai Vekhya O ‘Jammya’ Nai, Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya O ‘Marya’ Nai, Jinay…

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Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith!…

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dedicated its better to bunk

~*~ Dedicated ~*~ Its Better To Bunk A Class Than …To Miss A Party With…

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Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because…

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Dis iz totally wrong quotkuttay

DiS iZ TotAlLY WrOng. . . "Kuttay kI dUm 100 sal Tak Terhi hI Rehti…

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If god gav me 24hrs b4 death

If GOD gav me 24hrs b4 death I’LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u U…

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Height of insult on facebook girlwhy

Height of insult on facebook: – Girl:’Why u like all my comments, posts&photos?’ . ….

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What happens to a chartered accountant

What happens to a Chartered Accountant: Mein matric mein tha wo matric Mein thi. Me…

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1 bache se admi ne pocha tumhare

1 BaChE Se 1 AdMi Ne PoChA TuMhArE AbU KyA KaM KaRtE HaI BaChA :…

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Shakespeare said if there is a single

Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . ….

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The 1st advice of father to his

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made,…

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Arz hai tumhari quotsuratquot mere dil

ARZ haI….. Tumhari "surat" Mere Dil Mein Kuch Is Tarah Se Bas Gayi Hai Wah…

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Beth kar tanha yeh sochta hn wassi

Beth kar tanha yeh sochta hn “Wassi” . . . . . . . ….

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Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai

Jis tarha heere ko heera kat-ta hai Sone ko sona kat-ta hai Lohe ko loha…

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Advices for student 1kabhi top na karo

Advices for student 1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge 2….

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2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness…

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Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai….

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In exam hall boy askd to a

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl: ‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta…

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Girl mujhe ek esa shohar chahye jo

Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur…

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Girl to her boy friend darling

Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends…

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Apki matlooba rakam mojooda say barh rahe

Apki matlooba rakam mojooda rakam say barh rahe hai “pApPu” . . . . Tooot!!…

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Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir rha hy faraz !! Aj kala jora pa…

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Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat

Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat hai aik kaali billi thi ab nhi hai…….

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Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE…