Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
1 pathan ne dawat men 8 naan
1 Pathan ne Dawat men 8 Naan khaye, Or us ko QABZ ho gaya, Bath…
The chief excitement in a womans life
The Chief Excitement In A Woman’s Life Is … !! Spotting Women Who Are Fatter…
Arz kiya hai teri yadon ne
Arz kiya hai: Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla Teri yadon ne bewafa…
Please spread it into your friendz community
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old…
Funny sentence written on the t shirt of
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the…
Laila ko karna ho impress to
Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua…
Super store walo ne nya salesman rakha
Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha Boss new Salesman se milny gia to Wo…
Fact of classroom jab professor tumhe
Fact of classroom- Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K…
After engagement girl now stop looking at
After engagement! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do…
Dil maango to dil doon ga
Dil maango to dil doon ga Jaan maango to jaan doon ga Dharkan maango to…
Maine apko phone kiya to network bola
Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola: Bewkof ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai, Aap…
Larki apni dadi se men school nai
Larki apni Dadi se: Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen… DADI: Bahane…
Best thought by a student i
||Best Thought By A Student|| I Was Born Intelligent, But, Education Ruined Me. . ….
Teacher draw a diagram of becteria
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria Pappu: Here It Is Sir Teacher: Where? You Haven’t…
Dil se her pal chahat ki sada
Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mujhko teri her ada ati…
Hum gaye thay us ko manane
Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko Manane k Liye Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa…
Teacher ne kaha defination yad kar
TeAcHeR nE kAhA DeFiNaTiOn yAd kAr. ToUtOr nE kAhA nUmeRiCaL sOlVe kAr, AuR dIl, Dil…
Mother to dr meray achay ko urent
Mother to Dr: Meray ?achay ko ?urent Laga Ha plz kuch karain Dr: ?acha Gaya…
Flowers die stories end songs fade
Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories R 4goten, All Things Come To End, But…
Some say the glass is half empty
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I…
2 choozon ko pyar ho jata hy
2 Chooz’on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy. Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko…
How a normal person becomes abnormal
How a normal person becomes abnormal? How one bears his insult with smiling face? How…
America ke nai nasal ka ellaan
|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan| ?Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na…
Molvi jab mai merjaon tu saamnay valon
Molvi: jab mai merjaon tu saamnay valon ko zaroor bulana. Biwi:wo kyoun? Molvi:Uon ke ghar…
Aslamoalaikum to all my frnds i m
Aslamoalaikum! To All my Frnds I m here to Announce that my engagement ceremony z…
Why do students sleep for long hours
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..?? Fantastic Answer Said By Students.. . . ….
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng mara
Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Fir Kya? Fir…
1 of the most funniest and shortest
1 of the most Funniest and Shortest Joke. . . . . . . ….
Doctor dawai hila k pia karain
Doctor: Dawai hila k pia karain. Memon: hilane se dawai chamach se gir jati hay….
When i go wrong need ur hand
When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct, wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand…
Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy
Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?, bandar daal pr nachta hy or aadmi daal…
Ustad student seagr pakistan na banta toh
Ustad student se:agr pakistan na banta toh kya hota. student"sir phir pak studies na parhani…
Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko
EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K…
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye… . . . ….
Kecharr main laat marne se apne hi
kecharr main laat marne se apne hi kapday ganday hotay hay PaPpU, ye baat sunn…
Aisi kia cheez hai jo kharidane
Aisi Kia Cheez Hai, Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta…
Chochoo chochoo cha chcha mobile pe choha
Chochoo chochoo cha chcha.. mobile pe choha nacha.. . . . . . . ….
Agar apko rat main koi karwat badalne
Agar apko rat main koi karwat badalne per majboor karay aor raat ki tanhai main…
1 jadu gar behri jhaz mai apne
1 Jadu Gar BehrI Jhaz Mai Apne Kartub Dikha Raha tha Is K Sath 1…
Purani kahawaton k new versions by mansur
Purani kahawaton k new versions by MANSUR SALEEM,OLDJesa karoge wesa bharoge.NEWAcha karoge achi milegi, bura…
Wo maut bhi bari suhani hogijo ap
Wo maut bhi bari suhani hogi,jo ap ki dosti main aani hogi,ye wada raha ap…
Jis din tumko shaam staye sard
Jis din tumko shaam staye, Sard hwa dil na behlaye, Jis shab so na pao…
A true story kisi drakht pe
?’A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht…
Ek bus conductar ki shaadi ho rahi
Ek Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethe Hue…
4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the
4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA DoSrA dOsT…
Pagal honay key aur bhi rastay they
PAGAL Honay Key Aur Bhi RastaY TheY Faraz~ Na janeY HameN “B com” Ka hi…
Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta
Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta…
A great japanese proverb if one
A Great JAPANESE Proverb: “If one can do it, U too can do it, If…
Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend:…
One economical thought the best line
One Economical Thought: “The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner…
Teacher where is ur assignmentstudent it tore
Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment? Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy,…
Agr larki ki shadi hoti he to
aGr larKI Ki sHADi HoTi He to oSKa GHar mEka keHLATa HaI. THeK AgR LArka…
Jaan chor do merimere sms k
Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan Jaan chor do meri Mere sMs k Deewano Hr…
Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hy to
Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro, KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife…
A woman is sitting at bar
A Woman Is Sitting aT A baR. A mAn aPproaches Her. He Said: Hi” Honey,…
Laila ko karna ho impress to
Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua…
Breaking news by geo
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : ” wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka…
Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhay tanha
Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo Mujhay Tanha Chor K ” Dost” Unhain Maloom Nahi Meray…
Jinay lahore nai vekhya o jammya nai
Jinay Lahore Nai Vekhya O ‘Jammya’ Nai, Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya O ‘Marya’ Nai, Jinay…
Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith!…
dedicated its better to bunk
~*~ Dedicated ~*~ Its Better To Bunk A Class Than …To Miss A Party With…
Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box
Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because…
If god gav me 24hrs b4 death
If GOD gav me 24hrs b4 death I’LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u U…
Dis iz totally wrong quotkuttay
DiS iZ TotAlLY WrOng. . . "Kuttay kI dUm 100 sal Tak Terhi hI Rehti…
Height of insult on facebook girlwhy
Height of insult on facebook: – Girl:’Why u like all my comments, posts&photos?’ . ….
What happens to a chartered accountant
What happens to a Chartered Accountant: Mein matric mein tha wo matric Mein thi. Me…
1 bache se admi ne pocha tumhare
1 BaChE Se 1 AdMi Ne PoChA TuMhArE AbU KyA KaM KaRtE HaI BaChA :…
Shakespeare said if there is a single
Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then . . ….
The 1st advice of father to his
The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made,…
Arz hai tumhari quotsuratquot mere dil
ARZ haI….. Tumhari "surat" Mere Dil Mein Kuch Is Tarah Se Bas Gayi Hai Wah…
Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai
Jis tarha heere ko heera kat-ta hai Sone ko sona kat-ta hai Lohe ko loha…
Advices for student 1kabhi top na karo
Advices for student 1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge 2….
2 men jumping from a terrace 1st
2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness…
Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai….
In exam hall boy askd to a
In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl: ‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta…
Girl mujhe ek esa shohar chahye jo
Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur…
Girl to her boy friend darling
Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends…
Apki matlooba rakam mojooda say barh rahe
Apki matlooba rakam mojooda rakam say barh rahe hai “pApPu” . . . . Tooot!!…
Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir
Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir rha hy faraz !! Aj kala jora pa…
Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat
Kehte hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat hai aik kaali billi thi ab nhi hai…….
Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr
BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE…
Ek american ne pakistan farmer se pocha
Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai? Farmer: Buhat…
Ek sahab tez chaltay ja rahay tha
Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?, Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR…
U s k 5 intehai intelegent doctors
U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent Doctors ki teaM is baat pe Research kar rahi thi…