Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Kid sir kya bachay kom ka srmya

KID” siR kyA bAchay kOm kA sRmya hAin. SIR”yEs KID” SIR mGr hAkomt Is srMay…

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Pathar se dosti jan ko khatrapathan demagh

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko…

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Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh…

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New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k…

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Wo bole quotmehfil mei kahin hamare joote

Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege", Hamne…

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Socha Yaad Na Karke

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,…

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Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA…

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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One day shaitaan came in my dream

One day shaitaan came in my dream & asked me da contact no of an…

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Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de

assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…

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Hum guzrey unn ki gali sey ajab

Hum Guzrey Unn Ki Gali Sey Ajab Itfaaq Thaa. Unhoon Ne Phool Phenka Gamla B…

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7 kingz came 2 me n asked

7 kingz came 2 me n asked 4 da most intelligent smart, nice, sweet, noble,…

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3 things that should not b asked

3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…

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Circuit bhai agar bina danto ka

Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Muna Bhai:…

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1 of the most funniest and shortest

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . ….

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya

Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dya U know why? ….

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Bechra dhobi mara phir raha hai kyun

Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…

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My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta…

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Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin…

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Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in

Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in hasinoon se in mahjabeenon se in nazninoon se…

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Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard

"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind…

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How come price worth are the

HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE, BuT. . PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS…

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Girl is dress ka kya price hai

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress…

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A womans mind is cleaner than

A Woman’s Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man’s Mind … Coz She Changes It More…

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Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal

Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho Har naye din mera dil dukhate…

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Kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi

Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango…

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Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono…

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Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k…

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Gul gaya gulshan aur gaie pholoo ki

Gul gaya Gulshan gaya aur gaie pholoo ki wadi… Ab tu mera peecha choroo miane…

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Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .maa le ayee…

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An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy…

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A dost tum b likha kro shayri

a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga…

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Bazu me dam rakhta hun dil gham

Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun…

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What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…

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Uf dabao na zara zoor se

Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do,…

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Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka

Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol…

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People need love according to age 15 25

people need love according to age, 15-25 din raat 25-35, roz raat ,35-45 bus jumeraat,…

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James bond once met a dog in

James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES…

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Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism kapkapatay hontlarkharati

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke…

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Beer is now cheaper than petrol

BEER Is Now Cheaper Than PETROL! So ?DRINK? Don?t DRIVE …

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Bike rider to sarjant sir mere documents

“Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. “Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double…

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Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha…

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What iz similarity between sun amp wife

What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k…

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Its not difficult to describe this

It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….

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10 things i like abt u 1

10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…

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1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni…

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Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main

Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha . thak…

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Agar nagin nag ko kiss karegi to

Agar NAGIN NAG ko kiss karegi to NAG kaunsa gana gayega? Socho socho.. "Zehar hai…

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Ek tinka dikh to raha hai

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh…

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Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai…

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Welcome wwwlovecom enter password processing

welcome www.love.org enter password:**** processing . . .sorry app ki pyar krne k umar guzar…

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A 4 apple b big apple

A 4 Apple B 4 Big apple C 4 chota apple D 4 dher se…

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Na waqt se aarzo udasion sirf

Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Aur Sirf Mohabbat Se Khuloos…

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Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat……

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Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de

assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…

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Door sahi mjboor phir yad aapki aati

Door sahi mjboor sahi phir yad aapki aati hay aap sans wahan per latay hain…

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7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l

7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand…

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Hight of hasrut written at the back

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado…

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Ek khuwaab khayaalek haqiqat ho tum dosti

Ek khuwaab, Ek khayaal,Ek haqiqat ho tum, dosti main parne waali har zarurat ho tum,…

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Suno gor se pepsi walo buri

Suno gor se PEPSI walo Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo Chahe jitni COKE pilalo…

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Q what was the biggest tragedy in

Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne…

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Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…

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Todays factguinness book of records holds the

Todays FACT Guinness Book Of Records Holds The Record For Being The Book Most Stolen…

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Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai ager 00420 no se koi call aye to…

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Meeaaoou SMS# 101447

Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . Meeaaoou! . //….// ( @ ! @…

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Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta…

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Zameen pe ho to message bhej do

Zameen pe ho to Message bhej do! asman pe hoto barish bejh do! chand pe…

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Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai

Arz Kiya Hai: HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU"…

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A simple poem wn i was there

A simple poem Wn i was there, she was here Now Wn im here, she…

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa ke gt

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > > > ‘Himaalay ki choti pe…

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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon…

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Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei…

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Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai

Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya…

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Laloo 2 his pa itne khiladi kyun

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal…

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Tu kutta phir kehta hoon ek

Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Phir Kehta Hoon Tu Kutta Ek Baar Phir KEhta…

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Pyarey bhaiyya 27 october ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi…

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Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo

Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo, Aasman per ho to barish bhejo, Jannat main…

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Boy main tum se shadi nahin kar

Boy: main tum se shadi nahin kar sakta, ghar walay manna kar rahay hain. Girl:…

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Bhikari allah ke naam pe kuch

bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do woman: kal ka salan kha lo…

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Meri soch ap ka faida

MerI sOcH ! Ap kA fAiDa ! ApNe bAcHooN k bAAp bAnO, ApNe bAApOn k…

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Ladkatute hue dil se pyar karogiya tutne

LADKA..Tute hue dil se pyar karogi…,ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi…,LADKI..Tuti hui chappal se maar…

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Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz…

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Gf is beauty ampamp wife duty

GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF…

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dekhte kya ho macchar hai

* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do…

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Now a days the cost

Now A Days !! The Cost Of Living Is Going Up And The Chance Of…

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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote > > hai, > > > > >…

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L0ve vs exam l0ve one of

L0ve v.s Exam l0ve: one of the hardest thNz c0z u hav th0ughts dat u…