Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
L0ve vs exam l0ve one of
L0ve v.s Exam l0ve: one of the hardest thNz c0z u hav th0ughts dat u…
Our frndship if god gives me
Our frndship: If God Gives Me 24 Hrs B4 Death I’ll Spend 23:55 hrs wid…
Insaan k under msg parhne ka itna
insaan k under msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai chahe us pagal fool bewaquf…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
LIMON PANI
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar….
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare…
Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz… Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad…
Tu chand mange main dedu raat dil
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange…
Quotquotquotoopssquotquotquot thak thak g kon ghar
";";"OopSs";";" Thak Thak Thak. G Kon? Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? Servant:Wo Safr Per GaYe…
Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:…
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi ankhoon se
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, ankhoon se ashqo ki dhaare beh gaye aray tumhari bhi…
Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2…
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya…
Teacher al beruni k bhai kaa naam
Teacher: “Al Beruni” k Bhai Kaa Naam Batao? . . Pathan Buht Sochne k Baad…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Garibo k liye djuice kanjuso warid
Garibo K Liye DJUICE Kanjuso K Liye Warid Buzurgo K Liye Ptcl Lafango K Liye…
Quotquotalama iqbalquotquot ny apni zindagi k 50
""Alama IQBAL"" ny apni zindagi k 50 sal laga k hmari soi hoi qoam ko…
1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se
1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he. Q k 100 me…
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,to har exam ke pahle premium bharwa deta.Pass…
Kitney masoom hain is shehar k log
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . . Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey Hain…
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper…
Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna…
memon SMS# 10
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya…
Chand pe agar noor na hota,
Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam…
Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,
Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Ek sher doctor ki zubani hoon
Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh…
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua toh
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua, Toh Rab se shikayat hogi…. Ek toh jhella nahi…
If u sneeze once think i remembering
If u sneeze once think i remembering u if u sneez twice think i want…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye…"ABBA JAAN"…"…
Motivational thought in 1980 idbi
Motivational Thought !! In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani…
A sardar has twins he became worid
a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend "in main se 1…
Principal y r u late ur
Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always…
Sms karenge hum ik duje ko bari
SMS karenge hum ik duje ko bari bari, hame lagti ha ye rasam bari pyari,…
Dedicated to all ack enchers
Dedicated To All ?ack ?enchers 🙂 THE TALE OF A BACK BENCHER No, Matter What…
1 larka tha diwana camobile le kr
1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta…
1 5 years girls luv quotmomquot 6 14
1-5 Years Girls Luv "MOM" 6-14 Girls Luv "DAD" 15-21 Girls Luv "ME" 22-50 They…
U know students ki kab eid
U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…
Vegetable msg mooli gajar ka
VEGETABLE MSG : Mooli ,gajar ka noor tujuhe pe barse, Teri chahat ko aloo tamatar…
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,…
Looking at the sky
Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??…
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho mere
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho, Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho, Dil kehta hai…
Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar
Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar hogya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar…
Jaley to aag bujhe raakh kehte han
Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh…
Kiss kisss kissss ka sms hai
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kisss Kissss Kisss ka SMS Hai Zara…
A chinese was in hospitalaman went 2meet
A chinese was in hospital.Aman went 2meet him.Chineas said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA& died.Man went china 2know…
If dentists started 2make films d names
If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush…
What is difference between watch ampamp wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Why does adnan sami sing gila gila
Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers…
Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein
jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil…
Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..
Larki apnay boyfriend say ampquotcan u drive
larki apnay boyfriend say "Can u drive with one hand?" Guy happily says "Yes." Girl…
Kon kahta ha k pakistan main job
Kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti Yeh lo Jharo \\|//// \|/// \|//…
Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father
Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange?…
A very true thought which i
A Very True Thought Which I Really Experienced Today …”Whenever I Wanna Fall In Love…
Teacher asked all students to write an
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One…
1st frnd tum aasman ki taraf kya
1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO? 2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO…
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke…
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa…
Life without U is impossible,
Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Boy im not rich like rahul i
Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul,…
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT…
Kya aapke sir pe ampquotseenghampquot hainnojust check
Kya aapke sir pe "SEENGH" hain?No!JUST CHECK IT NAHI HAIN?R U SURE?Koi baat nahi GADHE…
Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom
Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai………
Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur
Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI…
Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary
tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . ….
Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho….
Burey aamal ki waja se merne k
Burey Aamal ki waja se, merne k baad, kuch Mard (Men) Bhoot ban jatey hai,…