Category: Funny SMS

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Larki ka baapmein nai chahta ke meiri

Larki ka baap:mein nai chahta ke meiri beiti apni sari zinadagi eik ghade ke sath…

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Breakup tips how 2 create da

Breakup Tips : How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover’z Mind 4 U…

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Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile

Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile. Tum nay mujay dekha Nazroon say nazray milien…

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Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend:…

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Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,…

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bechra-dhobi-mara-phir-raha-hai-kyun

Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…

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Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I” Student: I Is. . ….

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Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon…

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Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien

jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se…

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K kya ghila za zindagi jo soubhoton

K K kya ghila za za zindagi jo soubhoton ka safer hui GH GH gham…

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When u take my name slowly i

When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die In The Spot … Samajh Aai ???…

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Aasmaan ko alvida kese kaho ge

Aasmaan Ko Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..? . , . , . TaTa_Sky !…

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Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi

aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas…

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to…

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Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera

Tumhare Bina Zindagi mai Hay "Sannata",Tumhi Mera "Kabab", Tumhi Mera "Paratha".Ye Dil Hogaya Tum per…

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Bruce lees favorites vegtablmu lee festivldiwa lee actressona lee musicquwa lee

Bruce Lee’s Favorites Vegtabl=Mu-Lee Festivl=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Quwa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animl=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee HaHahaha…

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Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant

Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot…

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Upgrade msg a

“UPGRADE MSG” A

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Human can love thats normal cows

Human can love, thats normal.. Cows eat grass Its okay… But When monkey read SMS…

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Boyme tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye

Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje…

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Koi to hath utha kr maang raha

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga, Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga, Yun…

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Pyaar se tab tak na karo jab

PYAAR SE TAB TAK PYAAR NA KARO… JAB TAK PYAAR AAP SE PYAAR NA KARE…..

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Boys have fun by teasing girls

Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry for few minutes Girls have fun…

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Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi…

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Grade buray aatay hain mujhe phir bhi

grade buray aatay hain Mujhe phir bhi akallll…ll…. kion nahin aati hai?? Najany kab say……..

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Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know…

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KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO…

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Oey kuti ke bachey kitne

Oey kuti ke bachey.. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

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Ulloo k pathey gadhey buchey kuttey pilley

Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney…

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Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR…

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Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo

Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo . . . . . .. . ….

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Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara

Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara raha tha, mujhy bhe darany aaya mager main…

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Pta ha is mulk ka problem kya

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka ProbLem Kya Ha? Hr MAA k0 ApNi BeTi K Lye…

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Hi paradom for training

hi paradom for training…

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Let me kiss ur lips let feel

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue….

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A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang…

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4 farishtay 1 admi ko janat me saza de

4-Farishtay 1-Admi ko Janat me Saza de rahe the, kisi ne pocha q mar rahe…

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Jb meri koi call na aye

Jb meri koi call na aye, jb koi sms na aye, jb koi missed call…

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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega

jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nhi ayega, Maklul ki fitrat…

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Teacher bahr ul kahil kisay kehtay hain student

Teacher: “BAHR-UL-KAHIL” Kisay kEhtAy hAin? StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho Usay Bahr-ul-kahil Kehtay hAin….

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Allah kery tery mobile chori ho jiye

ALLAH kery tery mobile chori ho jiye ..mujh ko mily aur mera ho jiye …

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Jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai

jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai. mujh pe!…

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Kabhi hamare ghar mehman bankar aana hum

KaBhi HamaRe Ghar MehMan BanKar AaNa Hum Aap k0.. CoLdRink ChicKen BirYaNi KorMa TikKa BoTi…

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Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas

GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi…

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Woh choom lin ik bar to ur

Woh Choom l@in @ik Bar To Ur Jati Hay Neend, Unki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat…

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Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai

Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay…

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One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…

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!! EZAAN !!~

August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?…

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Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan

Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki > > dor, > > > >…

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A couple had three sons named rehmat e

A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi & mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son…

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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hain

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke…

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A child never seen his hipsonce teacher

A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came…

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Fill in the blank with yes or

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi…

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Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

“Classic” 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi…

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3 things that should not b asked

3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man’s Salary 2.A Girl’s Age.. & Students…

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Agar aap chahte ho k chehre

Agar aap chahte ho. k aap k chehre p dhool mitti na lage to to…

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New punishment 4 mobile owners miss call

New punishment 4 mobile owners. Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.Call K…

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Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag

Ek KANJOOS K Ghar ko AAG lag gai, Wo apne GHAR ko BACHA Na saka,…

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Angry bosstumne kabhi ullu dekha hai employeesar

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sirBoss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri…

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Dil ki baton me aana acha lagta

DIL ki Baton me Aana acha lagta hy MUNDAY ko Le k Date pe jana…

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Do you know khanani amp kalia ka

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….

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Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna…

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First nite sight i saw knew

FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe…

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A memon family receivd the coffin of

A memon family receivd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. Sent by a…

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me dil

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat…

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Amp she said quotyou are crazyquot

& She Said "You Are Crazy" & He Said "Only For You"…

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Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha

Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki…

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Everyone wants to go heaven but no

”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab…

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Socha Yaad Na Karke

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,…

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Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA…

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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One day shaitaan came in my dream

One day shaitaan came in my dream & asked me da contact no of an…

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Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de

assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…

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Asman me jitne sitare hainankhon ishare hainsamandar

Asman me jitne sitare hain,ankhon me jitne ishare hain,samandar k jitne kinare hain,itne screw dhele…

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste sama e mahefil

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to…

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How to disturb boypen hai girlnai hai

How to disturb…”’ Boy:Pen hai? Girl:nai hai. Boy:Pen hai pen? Girl:kaha na nahi hai. (thori…

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What did the lonely banana say

What Did The Lonely Banana Say? I’m”A-Kela” 😛 What Did The Potato Say Wen It…

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Na kisi ko chera karo se pange

Na kisi ko chera karo. Na kisi se pange liya karo. Na kisi ko dil…

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Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de

assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal…

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Tum sache pyare imandar samajdar aqalmand

TUM Sache Pyare Imandar Samajdar Aqalmand Shareef Logo se door rehna warna wo bi "Biggar"…

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Santa was fucking a henhen puk

Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup…

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Agr apko apna future malum krna ha

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N…

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Pehlay haat may pukr0per seeda kar0per th00k

PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS…

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Aik bad news aap kabhi

Aik bad news.. . . . . . . Aap kabhi maa nahi bun sakte…..

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Kid sir kya bachay kom ka srmya

KID” siR kyA bAchay kOm kA sRmya hAin. SIR”yEs KID” SIR mGr hAkomt Is srMay…

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Pathar se dosti jan ko khatrapathan demagh

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko…

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Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh…