Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht
AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal raha tha…
Once bread and butter were travelling by
Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane? plane crash hua? bread marr gayaa.. lekin…
Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey
Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey 0 khaban dy rngley panguray wich bendey 0…
Dad son what do you want
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad,…
Yiu he g rahe hen tere pyar
Yiu he G rahe hen tere Pyar k Saharay SaMeeR Ghaeeen se Ghubaaray Fay se…
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki jhuki si tera chehra
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath…
1 aadmi dosre admi ko maar raha
1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey…
What is the similarity b3tw33n jodha akbar
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? . . . . ….
Ghareylo tootky agar apko kutta kat
GhArEyLo TooTky AgAr Apko KuttA kAt Ly to Ap usy kAt LeiN HisAb BArAbEr Dudh…
Faqeer 1 rupay ka sawal hy sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab, Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang…
Superb answers they should fire the examiner
Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant…
Teacher translate into english yad e mazi azab hy
Teacher; Translate into English “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera” Papu:My…
Have you ever wondered that when youre
Have you ever wondered? That when youre driving, anyone going slower than you is an…
Jaane kese jeete hain log yaadon k
Jaane Kese Jeete Hain Log Yaadon K Sahare “pAppu”,,, MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr…
Blackmailing in new style employee to boss
Blackmailing In New Style= Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, To…
Aik profesar apni bvi se zabrdast larai
Aik profesar apni bvi se zabrdast larai k bad study room me akar beth gay,kuch…
Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi
Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi hon Is burhapy me 31 May ko raat…
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. ….
Eyes signs redness of eyes ptosis
Eyes SIGNS: Redness of eyes Ptosis, Loss of conciousness. TREATMENT: Close da book and switch…
Aik admi ne apnay dost doctor se
Aik admi ne apnay dost doctor se pocha.’tum jis mareez ko bhi dekhtay ho sub…
Ab k brass garmion me shaid wo
Ab k brass garmion me shaid wo jan jay fraz’. . . . K jinNi…
Old ppl used to annoy me at
Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying: "U…
Makan malik mai tumko kiraya dene k liye
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu Std-Theek…
Do you know baglaa ek
Do yOu kNow!! . BagLaA Ek taANG Per kYun kHra hOta hAi? BecOzZz… Agr dOsRi…
Momin k leye duniya 1 maidanamal e saleh iska
Momin K Leye Duniya 1 Maidan,Amal-e-Saleh iska Maqsood, Maut Iska Tohfa Aur Jannat Iski Gayaat…
Jo muddat se h0ta aaya hai
Jo MuDdAt sE h0tA aAyA hAi,,, WoH RePeAt kAr Do0nGa,,, Tu NaA MiLi To ApNi…
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha agar
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha: “Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh…
Tumhari yaad to mujhe aise aati hy
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy “PAppu” , , , JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr…
Diff bw boysgirls boys always misunderstand
Diff B/W Boys&Girls. Boys Always Misunderstand Frndship As Love. But Girls Always Misunderstnd Love As…
There are 3 kind of men
There are 3 kind of Men.. Do u know…? 1-The ASIANS- They hv 1 wife…
Im not sad for being single rather
I’m not sad for being single rather :-O . . . I’m thinking of her…
Mein to yun hi pani mein pather
Mein to yun hi pani mein pather phenk rha tha pAppu… Itne mein ek machli…
Nike wallon ka hai ye farman
Nike walloN Ka Hai Ye Farman-; Hmari tOPI ka Hai Aala Kapra Aala mayAr, ….
Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath
Sheikh ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Ghar aya to Baap ne Pocha:…
Custmr kia ap k pas chohe mar
Custmr: Kia ap k pas chohe mar dawa hai? Chmist: Kia ap khod le jainge?…
Teri yaad may hum itne kamzoor hogai
Teri yaad may hum itne kamzoor hogai hain kay macchar hamien charpai say utha ker…
Teacherdosron ki madad karna hamara farz ha
Teacher:dosron ki madad karna hamara farz ha. Student:agar aisa he ha tho pir ap exam…
45 saal ka aadmi larki dekhny gaya
45 saal ka Aadmi larki dekhny gaya! Larki ki maa dekh k behosh ho gai…
Memon jao 2 dukano se 3 3 kabab
MEMON: Jao..! 2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao… Servant: Janab..! 6 ikhattey kyun…
Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi
Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne…
Hard working logon k lye bad news
Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August …11 Sep…
Patient mujhe bimari hai na khaon
Patient : mujhe bimari hai, na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na souon to neend…
Quot main tumhain fire maar doon gaquot
" Main TumhAin fIre maAR DoON Ga" . . . . . . . ….
Girl tum din main kitni bar shave
Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: 30 sy 40 bar, Girl;…
1st day colg boy askd grl wat
1st day colg boy askd grl wat is ur name? Girl: mjhy sub behan kehty…
Sabi jangli janwaroon ko itlaah di jaati
Sabi jangli janwaroon ko itlaah di jaati he. Aap to aisay parh rahay ho jaisay…
Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office
Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai….
Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl
Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her…
Wapda light controler niyyt kerta hun ma
Wapda light controler: ?Niyyt kerta hun ma 2 ghante light le jane ki Wasty apni…
Diff bw mirror n frend a in
Diff. B/w mirror n frend? A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE But…
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina Apne aba ki kamaiz hawa men na ura deina…
Pe peep pequotpeep peep peep pepeep pepeep
Pe-peep Pe"peep Pe-peep Peep peep Pe’peep Pe,peep Ghng ghngg P-peep Pe’peep Pe"peep Pe’peep SAMNE SAY…
Newton 2nd law of ishq a
Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be…
Jis trha tu hotel me bartan manjhta
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy…
Teacher did your father help you
Teacher: Did Your Father Help You With Your Homework? Student: No, He Did It All…
Ishq k school mei naya mahol tyar
IshQ k school mei naya mahol tyar hogaya, Class ki miss ko SONU say PYAR…
Pata hai hum chloromint kyun khate hai
Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki., 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat Or Munch…
Son aap ke office se guzar
Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo 😉…
Co education k side effects boy tum se
Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na…
This poem is called taj mahal it
This poem is called TAJ MAHAL. It has 3 chapters. As BACHELOR Taqdir hai magar…
Arz kia hai teri meri dosti
Arz kia hai: . . . . Teri meri dosti ka hai kya khoob jalwa…..
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga angreji sharab
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,…
2 qaidi jail mein new aty hain
2 Qaidi jail mein new aty hain. Pehle qaidi dosre se puchta hai ke tum…
Boy i had a dream about you
Boy: I had a dream about you! Girl: Awwwwwwwww! ? sweetoO!!! (: … . ….
A man taste the habib cooking ol
A maN TASTE the Habib Cooking O?L & suffer?Ng Frm Heart Attack..! Do u know…
Baapbeta college mein tune kaun se 2
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe? Beta: 1Danto Se Beer Ki…
Ek tum ho jo itney acchey ho
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek…
One day twitter facebook and youtube
One day Twitter, Facebook And Youtube Will Combine To Make The Most Time Consuming Website…
Taalban ki hukumat aa gai to friendship
TAALBAN ki Hukumat aa gai to Friendship Msg aesay hongay…. U & I SUBHANALLAH Our…
Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz…
1 pakistani ne 24 ghente tak pani
1 pakistani ne 24 ghente tak pani main sans rok ker rehene ka record qaim…
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma
Ek Larka Dr sy Lagta hai ma Andha ho gya hon Dr. Ny uski ankhon…
Aik car ka accident ho gaya malik
AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa AiK…
Boy friend msg to his gal
Boy friend msg to his Gal friend Baby Sorry To distrub you cAn u sEnd…
Jab barish hoti hai tum yaad aate
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate…
Youn to hai hum mein quotdeen daariquot
Youn to hai Hum mein "DEEN DAARI" Magr jahan dekhi "NAARI" Vahan "AANKH MAARI" Phas…
Wo bathroom main betha kisi se 1lota
Wo Bathroom main betha kisi Se 1lota pani b Naa Maang Saka’Faraz’Kiyon k usne khud…
Zindagi me kamiyaab honay k do asool
Zindagi me Kamiyaab honay k Do Asool : 1. Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na…
Bacha shop kaper se 1 rupe
Bacha, shop kaper se: 1 rupe wali boll kitne ki hai, Shop keper be-kheali me…
Ek sahib 2sre se ap ne apne
Ek sahib 2sre se ap ne apne bete ko wakeel Q banaya? Bhai wo bachpun…
Baroon ki lrai ho jaye to wo
BaroOn kI Lrai hO JaYe tO wO KehtAy hAin, “Zaban sAnMbhAL K baAT Kr” Nursury…
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai sheikh bola…
Ek police inspecter apni grl frnd ko
Ek ‘POLICE INSPECTER’ apni GRL FRND ko “POLICE JEEP” me btha k khin LE ja…
Asi kya cheez he jise hath me
aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He?…
Ampquotaampquot ki biwi ampquotbampquot ampquotbampquot bhabhi
"A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada…
Amitabh mere paas rocket hai
Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai,…