Category: Funny SMS
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Height of bad luck a vegetarian
Height of bad luck- A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in…
Poetry 4 all kanjoos lovers mehboob
Poetry 4 all kanjoos Lovers: Mehboob nkla to qadmon k neche note bicha diye Mehboob…
Arz kiya hy daag to chala
Arz kiya hy: Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Wah wah Daag to chala jaega…
2 bewakoof glass khareed rhe thay
2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._ 1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla…
Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24
Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka…
Kal raat mein ne phlangi girlz hostel
KaL rAAt mEIn nE pHlAnGi GIrLz hOsTeL ki dEwAAr. . hOsTEl mEiN tHaY kUtTe cHaR…
Girl asks an old manwhats love man
Girl asks an old man:whats love? Man said:Go To the garden & get the most…
Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal…
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o garib makhlooq k
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhlooq k bare me parhenge.. Is jandar ka nam hai…
Patient 2 doctor mainay socha k khud
Patient 2 dOctOR :MainAy sOchA K khud Kushi Krna Islami Or IkhLaAqi Roo sE nAqabL-E-Muafi…
Dont love reliance girl she is
Don?t Love Reliance Girl She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl Don?t Love Hutch Girl She…
2 engineering ka students raat ko study
2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY…
Puraani kahawat hy k dost kitne
Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye . ….
Ek sunar ki 101 bachay thay
Ek Sunar Ki 101 bachay thay. Media Wale Uske Ghar Pohnch gae Reporter: Kya Ye…
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hu…
Ajj kal ki larkiya husan pay naz
Ajj kal ki larkiya husan pay naz karti ha…. . . . . Ajj kal…
Kash app kabhi hamari gali main aaienthora
Kash app Kabhi hamari gali main aaien,thora sa sharmaen thora sa itrean thora sa ghabraen,phir…
Larki janu kuch aisa kaho na jis
larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye…
Galat nazar se dekho gay to her
Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to her Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi, Sahi Nazar se Dekho…
Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty
Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty hain PAppu… jab balance katham hota hai to…
Jab hota hai tera didar dil
Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar…..
Ibtidaay ishq hai rota kya zara
Ibtidaay ishq hai rota hai kya… “Zara ghor se dekh ye tera khota hai kia?…
Be panaah chahat k baad bhi hum usey
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey “pApPu” Kisi SangDil ne usey…
Whats the difference bw a nicely dressed
What’s The Difference B/w A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle & A Poorly Dressed…
Main cigarette kabhi nai pita haan
Main cigarette kabhi nai pita! Haan!! jab ghumgeen hota hon tau ghum ghaRaK karne k…
Maths teacher asks a boy what are
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM,…
Chotomom ap jab guest k samnay khana
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To…
Achha dost kitni dafa hi q na
“Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi q Na Ruth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye. Q k…
Aaj kal ki patni ko ye samaj
Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare? Kharab Kaamwali Mile…
ultimate funda v need a way
-Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way Of Telling People They Have Bad Breath Without Hurting…
If u help a gal when she
if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u…
Girl what youll do if i die
Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of…
Na pooch teri judai k lamhay mene
Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mene kaise bitaye, pani men SURF EXCEL mila k…
10 things i like abt u 1
10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful…
Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat
Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin…
Arz kia hai shaam jawaan hai
Arz Kia Hai.. Shaam Jawaan hai.. Wah Wah Shaam Jawaan Hai.. Wah Wah Gour Farmaiye…
Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein
Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water…
1 lrkay ne raah chalti ajnabi lrki
1 Lrkay Ne 1 Raah Chalti Ajnabi Lrki Se Kaha: Aap Ne Pehchana Mujh Ko?…
Baap beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien…
Dil se apka khayal jata nahin,
Dil se apka khayal jata nahin, Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasarat hai roz…
Dr 2 lady acha tou aap ko
Dr 2 Lady: Acha Tou Aap ko Chlne Me Tkleef Hoti Hy, Sans Phol Jata…
Atleast once in a day millions
AtLeAsT OnCe iN A DaY, MiLLiOnS Of PeOpLe In ThIs WorLd StAnD On SiNgLe LeG!…
Kamla dhola ajeeb thi giaya hai
Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya Hai Wat Vi Dil Dey Qareeb Thi Giaya Hai Pata…
03 arab 21 crore 57 lakh 79
03 arab 21 crore 57 lakh 79 thousand 34 hundred 2 only. Ye mera bank…
Once a pathan go 2 an electric
Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview, Interviewer asked him, ?electric motor…
Whats the difference between a chicken and
What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . ….
Evolution of man shadi se pehlay
EvolUtiOn oF MaN.. Shadi sE PehLay! Hero# 1 Shadi k baAD. KulLi#1. PehlAy.. Mainay pYaR…
1 dost dosre se malria nar machar
1 DoSt DoSrE DoSt Se: MaLrIa NaR MaChAr K KaTnE Se NaHe BaLkE MaDa MaChAr…
Why are wives more dangerous than the
Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia??? The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or…
World top 3 sweetest sleeps 1
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:-…
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi
sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain abhi ishq ke imtihaan aur bhi hain ik…
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte…
Woman1our area is too dusty my child
Woman1:Our area is too dusty, my child is full of mud when he comes after…
1 kanjoos aadmi ko is k dostoon
1 kAnJoOs AadMi kO iS k dOsToOn nAy MasJid k LiyE cHaNda dEnAy k LiYe…
Zindgi mein meri b imtiyaaz aa jati
Zindgi mein meri B imtiyaaz aa jati Khush khabri ki thori si awaz aa jati…
Night was dark moon high boy stopd
Night was dark, Moon was high. Boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y? He…
Height of shock malkin kya huwa
Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab…
Naukrani malkin chote baba ne cockroach kha
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya. Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast. Naukrani:…
Larka aur larki walk py gye wahan
Larka aur larki walk py gye, wahan larkay ko thoker lagi aur khoon behne laga,larka…
Hum tu yunhe shok mn munna biscuit
Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. . Aik larki humy…
Shaadi se pehlay larka darling
Shaadi se pehlay Larka: Darling ! Tum Nahi to Main Nahi… Aur Main Nahi to…
Teacher lofer or offer may kia farak hai
teacher-‘lofer’ or ‘offer’ may kia farak hai??? ? student-simple mam larka’i love you’ bole to…
Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha
Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main…
A man your mother in law fell into my
A Man: ?Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond Which Has Some Crocodiles Into?. The Other…
Teacher allah ne pait q banaya
Teacher : ALLAH ne ”PAIT” q banaya hy.??? ……. …Pathan :SHALWAR bandhane k lye…:-D …
Theif1 let us count d money dat
Theif1: Let Us Count D Money Dat V Have Robbed! Theif2: I Am So Tired….
A married man have an affair wth
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date…
Mere mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho
Mere Mehboob ki shadi Raqib se Ho gai DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI! Dono Ne…
Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar
Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda, Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar…
Teacher ali k papa aaj job par
TeAchEr: “ALi K PaPa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain” Es Ka Future TenSe Banao StUdenT…
Sheikh ki bv rorahi thi kisi ne
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho us ne kaha…
A beautiful girl enter the class room
A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room.. All Boys Got Crazy For Her.. They All…
1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai dukan
1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai.. Dukan wala, baji isko kesa rangun.? Aurat, isko aisa rangdo…
Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt
Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt aur khatey hain un k bhaiyon se woh…
Techr tm class me ghada kyn le
Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola…
A master humourist is one who makes
A Master Humourist Is One Who Makes People Laugh At His Own Expences . ….
Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya frnd
Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa, Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa? Doctor:…
Height of shakkk shohar mein tumhare
Height Of Shakkk.! Shohar: Mein Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga.! Biwi: Uske…
Jab ap paida huway tab aakash se
Jab ap paida huway tab aakash se phool barse,pariyon ne jashan kiya, ghee k diye…
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de…
1 aurat ne darogha e jannat se kaha
1 Aurat Ne DAROGHA-e-JANNAT Se Kaha: * Mera NIKAH Kisi MOULVI Se Karva Den *…
Kon kehta hai k borhay old
Kon Kehta hAi k borhay ( old ) Pyar Nahi Krtay. , wo Pakray Is…
Wo aayee thi khwabon main kuch is
Wo aayee thi khwabon main kuch is tarah Laga aisa ki chand ka deedar ho…