Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan

Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy…

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End of luv by an sms pyaray

End of Luv by an SMS: Pyaray Bashiray! Tera msg milaya, parh k boht dukh…

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Can u think k 2511 kaise

Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi…

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Ladytmhare khyal me us mard ko kia

Lady:Tmhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahye Jo Ksi Aurat Se Shadi…

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Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali

husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was…

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Yeh dekh kar k sub se main

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main karta ho hans k baat Ek rog umar…

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Larki apne boy friend ko naraz karne

Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai: ….

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Buyer to seller is it a

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It…

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1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta

1 frnd:Yar me jis larki ko chahta hun,usne mujhse shadi nhi ki 2nd: Tumne usy…

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Class one me 1 new bachi admit

Class one me 1 new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phophi phophi…

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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang

Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha Pathan ny new sim kharid kr…

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye…..

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What is diffrence bw mortein spray amp

What is diffrence b/w mortein spray & body spray.? If u use Mortein spray u…

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Customer waiter asi chaai pilao kay

customer : waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay…

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Ram what is the cost of hair

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is…

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Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say, Bujha bujha sa Jhuka jhuka sa Udasiyoun main Racha…

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Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti:…

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Hitler during his speech meri dictionary

Hitler during his speech: Meri dictionary main Love aur Impossible k words he nahi. Sardar…

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Larke ne larki se shadi ki darkhavast

Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia…

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Suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra

SunA thA DiL sAMndAr se bHi gehrA hotA hY “JAn|x” HAirAn hon sAMAyA nAhi iS…

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Kg vs uni kgpencilrubbersharpener scale uniek

KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class…

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What is the similarity between facebook and

What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . ….

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1 nursery class ka bacha bola

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Mam- SO…

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Aalo ko gajer se pyar ho gaya

AaLo ko gAjer se pyAr ho gAyA,, Yeh sun ke TimAter LAL ho gAyA, hArA…

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Girl panditji mere 2 boy friend hain

Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi?…

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A girl speaks to boy girl

A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL : O BHAIJAAN Please?.. BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse…

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Larki waley aap ka beta

Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta…

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Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay, Akhir KaAR…

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Ek 70 saal ki umr k baba

Ek 70 SaAL ki uMr K Baba G,wAfaAT Pa gAye.TO HamSaYE nE uN k nAwa?ay…

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Paadri ne ek bachay ko dantay huay

Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Kaha K Tum Jantay Ho K Agr Bachay…

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Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab parda janab

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB…

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a g i r l

” A G I R L ‘ S B E S T A S S…

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Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,,…

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Teacher itifak ka jumla banao student quotjis

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se…

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Teacher student se mamooli ko jumle me

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha…

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E v e r y o n

E v e r y o n e Wants You To ‘ B e –…

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Ae dost to b likha kar shayari

Ae dost to b likha kar shayari, Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho…

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Teacher tum school kyun aate ho

Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum…

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Yeh 10 baten kisi ke dil mei

Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain: 1-Salam…

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Ek chooha tha

Ek ‘CHOOHA’ THA . ; ‘ ? ‘ : ) [ ( , ‘ ‘…

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Call the middleman 4 deedrstage actress booking

CAlL The MiddleMAn 4 Deed?r(Stage Actress) BoOKing. .In Code Word…!! > < > < >…

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Boys rules for bikes use

Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW…

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Mareez mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye

Mareez: mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye hai, jb mri bivi bolti hai toh mje…

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Most innocent dhamki as da thief was

Most innocent dhamki: ?As da thief was leaving the house the kid woke up n…

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Gharaylo totky 1 agr apko kutta kat ly

Gharaylo Totky 1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr 2-Dudh phut…

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Teachera bull and a cow is grazing

Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field..Correct it! Student:A cow and a…

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Beth kar tanha yeh sochta hun

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun “WasSI” . . . . . . . Khatam…

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Dear friends instead 0f tagging

Dear Friends , “Instead 0f Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook, I Wish You…

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A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill…

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Long time ago only idiots used to

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues……

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Future mein price list is tarha ho

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi, Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay, Daal…

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Some lazy rules we have adapted

Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives … 1. The Farther Away The…

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Memon k ghar se choontiyan ja rahen

Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin… Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ? Choonti:…

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How to convert the most interesting song

How To Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song?? ….

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Joke peter was telling a friend that

*JOKE* Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “Why did…

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Golden rule to be happy with

Golden Rule To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot….

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Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki…

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Teacher batao nisaar kaise paida hua

TeAchEr: BAtAo “NisAAr” kAisE pAidA huA?? . . . StudEnT: JAwAni JAn-e-MAnn, HAseEn DiLrubA, miLE…

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Billgates giv me an idea to becom

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor. Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun….

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Teacher y r u late

Teacher : Y R U Late..? All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!! Student…

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Ek faqeer ne bheek manginookar buri tarah

Ek faqeEr ne BhEEK mangi!nookar ne buri tarah danta or bhaga dia, Owner:bhikarioon ko is…

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Baap bete se tum barey ho k

Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz…

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1 bacha aik ameer se agar aap

1 bacha aik ameer se agar aap mujhe 30 rupees de dein to mein apne…

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Microsoft launches new software related to cricket

Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ? What It?s Name ? ? . ….

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata he ? ? ? 30 ka load ker…

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If a boy gives luv letter 2

If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl People Call Him “Loffer” But…

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Larki ko aik larke ne kaha i

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya…

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Lips dont join when you say

Lips Dont Join When You Say L O V E, That Is a Sign Of…

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Quotmedical shairiquot wen u breath respire

"Medical Shairi" Wen u breath, u respire. . . Wah! Wah! . . Wen u…

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Har khushi hansi maange aapse phool

Har khushi Hansi Maange Aapse. Har Phool Khushbu Maange Aapse. Itni Roshni Ho aapki Zindagi…

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Lo garz kia hai main aik bus

Lo GArz kia hai Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Wah Main…

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Larki ka bap larki se jise tum

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car…

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Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi…

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Teacher students is mazmoon pe essay likho

TEACHER: students is mazmoon pe essay likho,” AGAR MUJHE RS10CRORE MILAY TO ME KYA KARU…

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Buhat jald wo zamana a raha hai

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka…

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Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila…

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school life most irritating moment

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment – Morning Alarm… Most Difficult Task – To…

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Question pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2

Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ? Ans : Dono bachpan…

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Teacher asked all students to write an

Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One…

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Funny but truea celebrity is someone who

FuNnY bUt TrUe A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works HardAll His Life To Become Known&…

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Maalik abi tk tujh se machar nhi

Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han. Nokar:…

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Kidi wana tel u something fatherits

Kid:I Wana Tel U Something Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating (Aftr Eatng) Father…

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Young generation ki dua oh my

*Young generation ki dua* Oh my “GOD” oh my “MOLA” give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”…

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Teachera bull and a cow is grazing

Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.. Correct it! Student:A cow and…

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Usne kaha tum me pehle si baat

Usne kaha Tum me pehle si baat nahiMene kahaInsan hon koi science ki ejad nahiUsne…

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Suna ha who make up bhot

Suna ha who make up bhot karti ha…….. Faraz …… Kash us ke gali me…

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Boy friend boht romantic andaz main

Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main jan dekho ma� tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya…

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Bhikari sahab 10 rupe dedo chai

Bhikari: Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hai! Sahab: Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki…