Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan
Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy…
End of luv by an sms pyaray
End of Luv by an SMS: Pyaray Bashiray! Tera msg milaya, parh k boht dukh…
Ladytmhare khyal me us mard ko kia
Lady:Tmhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahye Jo Ksi Aurat Se Shadi…
Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali
husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was…
Larki apne boy friend ko naraz karne
Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai: ….
Buyer to seller is it a
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It…
1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta
1 frnd:Yar me jis larki ko chahta hun,usne mujhse shadi nhi ki 2nd: Tumne usy…
Class one me 1 new bachi admit
Class one me 1 new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phophi phophi…
Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang
Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha Pathan ny new sim kharid kr…
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye…..
What is diffrence bw mortein spray amp
What is diffrence b/w mortein spray & body spray.? If u use Mortein spray u…
Customer waiter asi chaai pilao kay
customer : waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay…
Ram what is the cost of hair
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is…
Ek din milla wo mujh say
Ek din milla wo mujh say, Bujha bujha sa Jhuka jhuka sa Udasiyoun main Racha…
Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti:…
Hitler during his speech meri dictionary
Hitler during his speech: Meri dictionary main Love aur Impossible k words he nahi. Sardar…
Larke ne larki se shadi ki darkhavast
Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia…
Suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra
SunA thA DiL sAMndAr se bHi gehrA hotA hY “JAn|x” HAirAn hon sAMAyA nAhi iS…
Kg vs uni kgpencilrubbersharpener scale uniek
KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class…
What is the similarity between facebook and
What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . ….
1 nursery class ka bacha bola
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Mam- SO…
Aalo ko gajer se pyar ho gaya
AaLo ko gAjer se pyAr ho gAyA,, Yeh sun ke TimAter LAL ho gAyA, hArA…
Girl panditji mere 2 boy friend hain
Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi?…
A girl speaks to boy girl
A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL : O BHAIJAAN Please?.. BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse…
Larki waley aap ka beta
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta…
Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap
Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay, Akhir KaAR…
Ek 70 saal ki umr k baba
Ek 70 SaAL ki uMr K Baba G,wAfaAT Pa gAye.TO HamSaYE nE uN k nAwa?ay…
Paadri ne ek bachay ko dantay huay
Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Kaha K Tum Jantay Ho K Agr Bachay…
Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab parda janab
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB…
Shoaib akhtar says main india ja
Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,,…
Teacher itifak ka jumla banao student quotjis
Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se…
Teacher student se mamooli ko jumle me
Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha…
Ae dost to b likha kar shayari
Ae dost to b likha kar shayari, Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho…
Teacher tum school kyun aate ho
Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum…
Yeh 10 baten kisi ke dil mei
Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain: 1-Salam…
Call the middleman 4 deedrstage actress booking
CAlL The MiddleMAn 4 Deed?r(Stage Actress) BoOKing. .In Code Word…!! > < > < >…
Boys rules for bikes use
Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW…
Mareez mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye
Mareez: mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye hai, jb mri bivi bolti hai toh mje…
Most innocent dhamki as da thief was
Most innocent dhamki: ?As da thief was leaving the house the kid woke up n…
Teachera bull and a cow is grazing
Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field..Correct it! Student:A cow and a…
Gharaylo totky 1 agr apko kutta kat ly
Gharaylo Totky 1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr 2-Dudh phut…
A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2
A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill…
Dear friends instead 0f tagging
Dear Friends , “Instead 0f Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook, I Wish You…
Long time ago only idiots used to
LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues……
Future mein price list is tarha ho
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi, Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay, Daal…
Some lazy rules we have adapted
Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives … 1. The Farther Away The…
Memon k ghar se choontiyan ja rahen
Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin… Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ? Choonti:…
How to convert the most interesting song
How To Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song?? ….
Joke peter was telling a friend that
*JOKE* Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “Why did…
Golden rule to be happy with
Golden Rule To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot….
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai
Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki…
Teacher batao nisaar kaise paida hua
TeAchEr: BAtAo “NisAAr” kAisE pAidA huA?? . . . StudEnT: JAwAni JAn-e-MAnn, HAseEn DiLrubA, miLE…
Teacher y r u late
Teacher : Y R U Late..? All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!! Student…
Billgates giv me an idea to becom
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor. Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun….
Ek faqeer ne bheek manginookar buri tarah
Ek faqeEr ne BhEEK mangi!nookar ne buri tarah danta or bhaga dia, Owner:bhikarioon ko is…
Baap bete se tum barey ho k
Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz…
1 bacha aik ameer se agar aap
1 bacha aik ameer se agar aap mujhe 30 rupees de dein to mein apne…
Microsoft launches new software related to cricket
Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ? What It?s Name ? ? . ….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata he ? ? ? 30 ka load ker…
If a boy gives luv letter 2
If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl People Call Him “Loffer” But…
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha i
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya…
Quotmedical shairiquot wen u breath respire
"Medical Shairi" Wen u breath, u respire. . . Wah! Wah! . . Wen u…
Har khushi hansi maange aapse phool
Har khushi Hansi Maange Aapse. Har Phool Khushbu Maange Aapse. Itni Roshni Ho aapki Zindagi…
Lo garz kia hai main aik bus
Lo GArz kia hai Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Wah Main…
Larki ka bap larki se jise tum
Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car…
Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai
Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi…
Teacher students is mazmoon pe essay likho
TEACHER: students is mazmoon pe essay likho,” AGAR MUJHE RS10CRORE MILAY TO ME KYA KARU…
Buhat jald wo zamana a raha hai
Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka…
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila…
school life most irritating moment
~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment – Morning Alarm… Most Difficult Task – To…
Question pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2
Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ? Ans : Dono bachpan…
Teacher asked all students to write an
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One…
Funny but truea celebrity is someone who
FuNnY bUt TrUe A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works HardAll His Life To Become Known&…
Maalik abi tk tujh se machar nhi
Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han. Nokar:…
Kidi wana tel u something fatherits
Kid:I Wana Tel U Something Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating (Aftr Eatng) Father…
Young generation ki dua oh my
*Young generation ki dua* Oh my “GOD” oh my “MOLA” give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”…
Teachera bull and a cow is grazing
Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.. Correct it! Student:A cow and…
Usne kaha tum me pehle si baat
Usne kaha Tum me pehle si baat nahiMene kahaInsan hon koi science ki ejad nahiUsne…
Suna ha who make up bhot
Suna ha who make up bhot karti ha…….. Faraz …… Kash us ke gali me…
Boy friend boht romantic andaz main
Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main jan dekho ma� tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya…
Bhikari sahab 10 rupe dedo chai
Bhikari: Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hai! Sahab: Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki…
Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui
Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi…