Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Ajab larki thi rhti thi bs khayalon

Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may. Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon…

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Observation old age is when you

Observation: Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than…

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Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi MOM: Acha Beta…

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Boys use the word friendship to start

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love But Girls Use The Word Friendship To…

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The diff bw friend n best

The diff b/w friend n best friend A friend meeting u after long tym says:…

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A young businesman had just started

A Young Businesman Had Just Started His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office, Sitting…

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An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri

An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti…

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Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar…

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The devils challenged angels to a game

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket. We Have Got All The…

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Wifetum muje kitna piyar karte ho husbshahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho? Husb:Shahjahan jitna Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao…

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A great thinker once said

A Great Thinker Once Said – A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth……

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1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis…

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Mai to apne mehboob se kuch na

Mai To Apne Mehboob Se Kuch Na Keh Saka pAppu… Magar Tum Zong Le Lo,…

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Do you know what really makes

Do You Know What Really Makes Me S M I L E. . . ?…

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Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain. Chand sitaron sy ap ka…

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Sir 2 student what is d

Sir 2 Student What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ??? Student:- Sir Both…

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Difference between love and arrange marriage

Difference between love and arrange marriage. Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho. Love:…

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Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu…

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1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or

1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare…

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Sunsets r the most beautiful when

Sunsets r the most beautiful When u watch them with u love & yet they…

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1 bacha apni mom se 10 rupey

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom:…

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Jab tota hua dirty to tote

Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don’t Worry….. Surf Excel Hai Na!…

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Judge sach btao tum ne apni

Judge – Sach Sach Btao Tum Ne Apni Biwi Per Kis Waja Se Haath Uthaya…

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Why did ram gopal varma made quotphoonkquot

Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK" Usk I Pichli "AAG" Ko Bhujane K Liye…

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Bacha mumy honto mai rass hota ha

BachA MuMy hOntO MaI RaSs HotA Ha MuMy NahE BacHa PhR GaNe MaI KyOn KeHtE…

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Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage

Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A…

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What is the diffrence bw 1 call

What is the diffrence b/w 1. Call Girl 2. Girlfriend 3. Wife (Answers) 1. Prepaid…

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Shortest joke fan 2 filmstar meera

(SHORTEST JOKE) Fan 2 Filmstar Meera: ?Happy Birthday?. Meera: ?Same To You? …

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Love marriage n arrange main kya difference

Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference?? Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire…

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What will himesh say to magnify a

What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

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Chahtey hain wo hum say wasi chahat

Chahtey hain wo hum say wasi chahat ka waada! JasaY . . . . Lemon…

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Police double swari par pabandi hy

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho?…

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Doctor ne marez se kahalgta ha mare

Doctor ne marez se kaha,lgta ha mare ilaj se ab ap ki yad dashat thek…

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If u drop a woman and brick

If U Drop A Woman And A Brick Out Of A Plane. Which One Wud…

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Sibling property rules if i like

Sibling Property Rules *If I like it, Its Mine =) *If I m Holding It,…

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Male criteria for life partner they expect

Male Criteria For Life Partner: They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe &…

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Na msg phone picture tonejab number diya

Na Msg Na Phone, Na Picture Na Tone,Jab Number Diya Tha To Kehte The Roz…

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Nurse investigating a patient with head

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury Nurse: Name? … Patient: Jhonny Nurse: Age? Patient:…

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Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana…

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Shan stopd a girl and askd with

Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?! Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE…

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Larkimein ne socha tum miss kar rahe

Larki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun. Larka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle…

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Bunty kya tumhe sunny deol ka no

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?…

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Three friends went for an out lunch but

Three friends went for an out-lunch But they forgot their 4th friend One of them…

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Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets…

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Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola: Tu to meri jan hai, Tu…

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Husband to wife aaj tumne

Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….! Wife:…

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Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi…

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Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen

Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi…

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Hoarding at one hospital improve your

Hoarding At One Hospital “Improve Your Food Habits… Eat Your Food As Medicine 0therwise You…

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Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi…

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Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh…

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On a cricket match there was girl

On a cricket match.. There was a girl.. She painted pakstani flag on her face…..

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Ek dost ne doosrey se pocha batao

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.??? Doosrey…

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1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main…

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2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye.. . . . ….

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Sardar da dhaba customeroye sardar teri lassi

Sardar da dhaba: Customer:Oye sardar teri lassi me makkhi hai.. Sardar:Oye chupkar..Dil bada rakh,ye nanhi…

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Every wife is a mistress for her

Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ for her Husband. ‘Miss’ for one hour & ‘Stress’ for…

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A golden quote by michael schumacher

A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher- Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. They Are Good To…

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1 ghar se chuntiyoants ki kataar darwazay

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi. GHAR k malik…

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Jobs in mobilink send ur resume

Jobs In Mobilink.. Send Ur Resume To mobilink.org.pk Location: Karachi Salary: 30000 to 60000 Job…

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Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,…

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Macchar ne jo kata dil main mere

Macchar ne jo kata? dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni? dil be sukoon…

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attitude personified people say to

~ Attitude Personified ~ People Say To Me “Sudhar Jao… Improvement Lao” How To Tell…

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Kashkabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora

Kash!kabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora! sharmay, thora! muskurain, thora! itray, Aur phir zor…

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Girlz aur universties main kia fact common

Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai … ? ? ? ? ? Apply…

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Routine of holidays sleep till

Routine Of Holidays: . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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A man knocks da door 10

A Man Knocks @ da Door A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in…

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Boyfriend kya tum meri salary mein

Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..? Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara…

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Baap beta kahe jaa rahe the

BaAp BeTa KaHe JaA RaHe ThE BaAp Ne PoChA BeTa PaIdAl ChAlE Ya BuS MaI…

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Tum kuttay thay ho kuttay hi

Tum kuttay thay! Tum kuttay ho! Kuttay hi rho ge Tmhri sari nasal kuttay ki…

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Saas beti aaj se tumhara

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur…

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Tujhe khud pe gharor hai to is

Tujhe khud Pe Gharor hai to iS Men Tajub kya hy’DOST’Hum jisko thook dein wo…

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In a school function a kg

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hnds, …when…

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Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha…

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Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

“Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita” Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane…

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Ek larki ki dua kasam se

Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala…

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Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim

Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se!! Jaz wala b/f. Hello…

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Kg boy on phone my son has

K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has A Bad Cold And Won?t Come To School…

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Please spread it into your friendz community

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old…

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Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyo

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala, Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K…

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Wife ajee sunte ho aaj hamare munne

Wife: ajee sunte ho? aaj hamare Munne ne pehli bar Jumla bola Hasband: acha Kiya…

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Mbile amp mobil oil me kya

M?BILE & MObil OiL Me Kya SamE Hai? . ? ‘ ? . ? ‘…

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Advice of a dentist treat your

Advice of a DENTIST Treat your Girl Friend like a Tooth Brush, Don?t let anybody…

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Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan

Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan larkay ko choat lag gae aur khoon behney…

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Teachr 2 student wht wil u do

Teachr 2 Student: Wht Wil U Do Wid A 1000Rs. Lying On d Floor?Wil U…

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Geo news pe 1 khabar aae hai

Geo NEWS PE 1 KHABaR AAE HAI ! * * ? ? # ! "bewaquf"…

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Democratic diffrence between usa and pakistan

Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place…

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Kya app poo karte hai hhmmmmmm

Kya app poo poo karte hai…. hhmmmmmm aur Badbu se darte hai…… hhhmmmmm to app…