Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
The diff bw friend n best
The diff b/w friend n best friend A friend meeting u after long tym says:…
A young businesman had just started
A Young Businesman Had Just Started His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office, Sitting…
An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri
An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti…
Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar
Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar…
The devils challenged angels to a game
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket. We Have Got All The…
Wifetum muje kitna piyar karte ho husbshahjahan
Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho? Husb:Shahjahan jitna Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao…
A great thinker once said
A Great Thinker Once Said – A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth……
Mai to apne mehboob se kuch na
Mai To Apne Mehboob Se Kuch Na Keh Saka pAppu… Magar Tum Zong Le Lo,…
1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha
1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis…
Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz
Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain. Chand sitaron sy ap ka…
Sir 2 student what is d
Sir 2 Student What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ??? Student:- Sir Both…
Difference between love and arrange marriage
Difference between love and arrange marriage. Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho. Love:…
Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu…
1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or
1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare…
Sunsets r the most beautiful when
Sunsets r the most beautiful When u watch them with u love & yet they…
1 bacha apni mom se 10 rupey
1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom:…
Jab tota hua dirty to tote
Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don’t Worry….. Surf Excel Hai Na!…
Why did ram gopal varma made quotphoonkquot
Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK" Usk I Pichli "AAG" Ko Bhujane K Liye…
Judge sach btao tum ne apni
Judge – Sach Sach Btao Tum Ne Apni Biwi Per Kis Waja Se Haath Uthaya…
Bacha mumy honto mai rass hota ha
BachA MuMy hOntO MaI RaSs HotA Ha MuMy NahE BacHa PhR GaNe MaI KyOn KeHtE…
Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage
Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A…
What is the diffrence bw 1 call
What is the diffrence b/w 1. Call Girl 2. Girlfriend 3. Wife (Answers) 1. Prepaid…
Shortest joke fan 2 filmstar meera
(SHORTEST JOKE) Fan 2 Filmstar Meera: ?Happy Birthday?. Meera: ?Same To You? …
Love marriage n arrange main kya difference
Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference?? Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire…
What will himesh say to magnify a
What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…
Chahtey hain wo hum say wasi chahat
Chahtey hain wo hum say wasi chahat ka waada! JasaY . . . . Lemon…
Police double swari par pabandi hy
Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho?…
Doctor ne marez se kahalgta ha mare
Doctor ne marez se kaha,lgta ha mare ilaj se ab ap ki yad dashat thek…
Male criteria for life partner they expect
Male Criteria For Life Partner: They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe &…
Sibling property rules if i like
Sibling Property Rules *If I like it, Its Mine =) *If I m Holding It,…
Na msg phone picture tonejab number diya
Na Msg Na Phone, Na Picture Na Tone,Jab Number Diya Tha To Kehte The Roz…
Nurse investigating a patient with head
Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury Nurse: Name? … Patient: Jhonny Nurse: Age? Patient:…
Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar
Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana…
Shan stopd a girl and askd with
Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?! Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE…
Larkimein ne socha tum miss kar rahe
Larki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun. Larka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle…
Bunty kya tumhe sunny deol ka no
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?…
Three friends went for an out lunch but
Three friends went for an out-lunch But they forgot their 4th friend One of them…
Sardar going with his sister some shouts
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets…
Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k
Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola: Tu to meri jan hai, Tu…
Husband to wife aaj tumne
Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….! Wife:…
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi…
Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen
Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi…
Hoarding at one hospital improve your
Hoarding At One Hospital “Improve Your Food Habits… Eat Your Food As Medicine 0therwise You…
Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar
Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi…
Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh…
On a cricket match there was girl
On a cricket match.. There was a girl.. She painted pakstani flag on her face…..
Ek dost ne doosrey se pocha batao
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.??? Doosrey…
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main…
2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura
2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye.. . . . ….
Sardar da dhaba customeroye sardar teri lassi
Sardar da dhaba: Customer:Oye sardar teri lassi me makkhi hai.. Sardar:Oye chupkar..Dil bada rakh,ye nanhi…
Every wife is a mistress for her
Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ for her Husband. ‘Miss’ for one hour & ‘Stress’ for…
A golden quote by michael schumacher
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher- Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. They Are Good To…
1 ghar se chuntiyoants ki kataar darwazay
1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi. GHAR k malik…
Jobs in mobilink send ur resume
Jobs In Mobilink.. Send Ur Resume To mobilink.org.pk Location: Karachi Salary: 30000 to 60000 Job…
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,…
attitude personified people say to
~ Attitude Personified ~ People Say To Me “Sudhar Jao… Improvement Lao” How To Tell…
Macchar ne jo kata dil main mere
Macchar ne jo kata? dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni? dil be sukoon…
Kashkabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora
Kash!kabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora! sharmay, thora! muskurain, thora! itray, Aur phir zor…
Girlz aur universties main kia fact common
Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai … ? ? ? ? ? Apply…
Boyfriend kya tum meri salary mein
Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..? Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara…
Baap beta kahe jaa rahe the
BaAp BeTa KaHe JaA RaHe ThE BaAp Ne PoChA BeTa PaIdAl ChAlE Ya BuS MaI…
Tum kuttay thay ho kuttay hi
Tum kuttay thay! Tum kuttay ho! Kuttay hi rho ge Tmhri sari nasal kuttay ki…
Saas beti aaj se tumhara
Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur…
Tujhe khud pe gharor hai to is
Tujhe khud Pe Gharor hai to iS Men Tajub kya hy’DOST’Hum jisko thook dein wo…
In a school function a kg
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hnds, …when…
Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz
Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha…
Ek larki ki dua kasam se
Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala…
Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh
“Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita” Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane…
Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim
Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se!! Jaz wala b/f. Hello…
Kg boy on phone my son has
K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has A Bad Cold And Won?t Come To School…
Please spread it into your friendz community
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old…
Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyo
Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala, Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K…
Wife ajee sunte ho aaj hamare munne
Wife: ajee sunte ho? aaj hamare Munne ne pehli bar Jumla bola Hasband: acha Kiya…
Advice of a dentist treat your
Advice of a DENTIST Treat your Girl Friend like a Tooth Brush, Don?t let anybody…
Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan
Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan larkay ko choat lag gae aur khoon behney…
Teachr 2 student wht wil u do
Teachr 2 Student: Wht Wil U Do Wid A 1000Rs. Lying On d Floor?Wil U…
Democratic diffrence between usa and pakistan
Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place…
Kya app poo karte hai hhmmmmmm
Kya app poo poo karte hai…. hhmmmmmm aur Badbu se darte hai…… hhhmmmmm to app…
Rules for board exam har sawal
Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna, fekne me kami mat karna,…
Himesh reshamiya ka kuta ghar se bhag
Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kuta Ghar Se Bhag Geya Dosre Kutto Ne Pocha "Tu q Bhaga?…
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se
Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war krti hai,…