Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Height of nalaiq pun dad y
Height Of Nalaiq Pun… Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..? Son: Paper Was…
Budha beti tumhara nahna muna bhai
Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…? Beti :…
Maa bety say jaldi say uth
Maa bety say, jaldi say uth jao dekho sooraj kab ka nikal aaya ha.. Son:…
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,…
That awkward moment when your nose
That Awkward Moment When Your Nose Can’t Decide If It Wants To Sneeze or Continue…
Muhabat mujhy un jawano se hai
Muhabat mujhy un jawano se hai, Jo sms2friends.org daily visit kartay hain!…
Be izzati no 1 larka cycle pe
Be-izzati No 1 1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha Cycle ka tyre bhens k…
Samundar kinare baithe hokabhi to lehar aaegi
Samundar kinare baithe ho,Kabhi to lehar aaegi, Samundar kinare baithe ho,Kabhi to lehar aaegi Chupke…
When i g0 wr0ng need ur hand
WhEn I g0 wr0nG I nEeD uR hanD 2 c0rrEct WhEn em0ti0nz buRst I nEeD…
Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain
Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain us ne !..pApPU…! Itni raftaar say to ‘shoaib…
Shadi k dosre din beti apni maa
Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se: Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai, Maa: Beta…
Teacheranday ka faida btaostudentsir buht faidy hain
Teacher:Anday Ka Faida Btao?Student:Sir Buht Faidy Hain! Agr yE Imtahan Main Mil Jaiy To Next…
Bejan phol ko khushbo dena koi aapse
Bejan phol ko khushbo dena koi aapse sikhay Rothay hoay ko hansana koi aapse sikhay…
My parents say i spend to much
My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside ….
Ek faqeer ne memon k ghar ka
Ek faqeer ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza khatkhtaya, Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko…
Teacher apko shahrukh khan ki movie rab
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student…
Intrnational survey se iss bat ka pata
Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath…
Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain
Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain Pehla: aaj se kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai…
Difference bw love friendship balnce
Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP: Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call…
A boy disturbs a girl at
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop Girl: Don’t you’ve mother n sister at…
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay
Jo Detay Hain Larkiyon Ko Tohfay, Wohi Rakhtay Hain Aik Din Unhi Ki Shadiyon Mein…
Dear boy kitchen has he in it
Dear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It. So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich….
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly
Is qAdAr hUm ziNdAgi kO mAnAny nIkLy, UskI chAhAt k hUm pAgAl dEewAny nIkLy, Jb…
Chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli, Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO? Son: Mom…
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya ar
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya a?r maa se kaha:hamare parose kis kadar garib hai…
Teacher ladki aur ladke me kya farak
Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.? Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache…
If you look at the sky tonight
If You Look At The Sky Tonight And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,…
Offic wali zyada sweet hoti hai
offic wali….. zyada sweet hoti hai ghar wali…… bas theek hoti hai hotel wali …….
Ek zaruri suchna driving karte samay sharab
Ek Zaruri Suchna- Driving Karte SaMay, Sharab Matt Piyo, Kyun Ki, Kyun Ki, SPEED BREAKER…
Teacher tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon
Teacher Tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon hy ? Bacha: chooha Teacher: wo kesy ?…
Teacher tum bare ho kar kya karoge
Teacher: Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya…
Ladkiya burkha pahanti hai chehra chupane
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye, (Wa Wa) Repet Once Again Do Aankhe…
Sir pyar aur ishq main kya farq
Sir,,, Pyar aur ishq main Kya farq hai Student,,, Pyar wo jo ap apni beti…
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko…
Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala
Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala Tittar… Wah wah wah faraz k ghar men…
Tere naam salu bhai ganja hua
“Tere Naam” Salu bHai Ganja Hua, “GHAJINI” Amir khAn gAnja Hua. SocH Raha ho0n, ApUn…
Phool kharab nahi hota makhia karti hai
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti…
Unki gali k chakkar kaat kar kuttay
Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to…
Pata nhi kyu log meri itni
Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun…
Doctor 2 charsi ye cigarette insaan
Doctor 2 charsi: ‘ye Cigarette insaan ko Aahista Aahista maar deti hay!’ charsi: ‘To theek…
Dr buzrg mareez se main tme
Dr. buzrg mareez se… Main tme aesi dawa dun ga k tm jawan ho jao…
If ur father iz not rich dats
“if Ur father iz Not Rich Dats Ur Luck But If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not…
Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se
Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleeveless to kabhi…
Love is when grandma unable to
Love Is When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Can’t Bend…
Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta…
I dropped a coin in the wishing
I dropped a coin in the wishing well n prayed 4 an intelligent friend.. God…
Muhamad rafi amp malika sharawat ki awaz
Muhamad Rafi & Malika Sharawat Ki Awaz Me Aisa Kya Tha K Dono Hit Ho…
Ek shohar khubsurt tha aur bv kali
Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi. Shohar: Hum dono Jannati hen BV:Kesy? Shohar:…
Pehle ladkiya dua kar ke soti theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage! Magar Aaj Kal…
An engineering student 2 his sweeper brother
An Engineering Student 2 His Sweeper Brother: Aj Mere Paas Degre Hy, Knowldge Hy, 4…
Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf
Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf doctor ya engineer ban’na zarori nh.. . ….
Malak ye tm ne golden balon wali
Malak: ye tm ne golden balon wali larki ko kahan se bithaya? Drive: sir ap…
Once there was a crow nashe wich
Once There Was a Crow, Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh, Usne Peg Laye C Do,…
Ab wo chhuri knife le kr mere
Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai FARAZ. jb se main…
1st frndyar wo najoomi to bra pohncha
1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla us ne asad se kaha tha…
Teacher batao saal me kitne mausam hote
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain? Student: “Sir 4 mausam.” Tchr: Kaun kon…
U r most beautiful grl in dis
U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis worLD. . . ! I know,tum dil se…
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo baharein
Fizayen kehti hain Pyar karo Baharein kehti hain Aankhein char karo Magar ghar wale kehte…
funny but fact larki se
* Funny but fact… * larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki…
Ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass
ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar…
Ek borha aadmi kachi basti jata hai
Ek Borha aadmi Kachi bAsti jAta hAi. Wahan pUhanCh kR Ek aDmi sE Us nE…
An old quote agr insan ka
An Old Quote “Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men…
1 kashti tufan main phans gai captonkisi
1 kashti tufan main phans gai. Capton:kisi ko tufan se bachne ki dua aati hai?…
Tutla sms thalam ye1 aita hai
tutla sms Thalam! ye1 aita sms hai jo athy bhlay intan to totla tal deta…
Saqi ne puchha chand se ampquotdekha hai
saqi ne puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha…
Judge kya tum jail gye ho
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki…
Agar larki ko ulti aaye to us
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye, To Us K Parents Poochte hain… Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!…
Tumhe apni girlfriend ko i love u
Tumhe Apni Girlfriend Ko ?i love u? Bolna Hai, Balance Khatam, Ab Kya Karoge, Kabutar…
Golden words a man who
Golden Words.: ” A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol, Is More Safe Then…
Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten
Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey…
Son mom papa bohot shareef hain
Son: Mom! Papa Bohot shareef hain… Mom: Wo kesay? Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko…
Amazing newz recent survey shows dat
Amazing Newz Recent Survey Shows Dat D Fastest Animal On D Earth, Wid A Top…
Jab himesh reshmya mar gaya to
Jab Himesh Reshmya mar gaya to , Bhagwan ne us se poocha tum ne zindagi…
Ladki wale hame aisa ladka chahiyejo kuch
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam…
Hight of hasrut written at the
Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado…
Ajab larki thi rhti thi bs khayalon
Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may. Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon…
Observation old age is when you
Observation: Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than…
Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k
SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi MOM: Acha Beta…
Boys use the word friendship to start
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love But Girls Use The Word Friendship To…