Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Light the fags with heat of heartmy
Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat…
Ek plazey me 2shops thinoper wali shop
Ek plazey me 2shops thin..Oper wali shop shoes waly ny le li or nechey wali…
Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani
Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia…
Sher arz he tum se nazar
Sher arz he Tum se nazar milaoun kese O Jani wah kya kehna Tum se…
Breaking news islamic research se sabit
BREAKING NEWS Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay… Agar chori kii…
1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice
1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha…
Tum bi jawan mai jawan tumhara bhi
Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon….
Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor
Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee?? Kya hogya…
She proposed me but i was rude
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude.. Waah Waaah She Proposed Me But I Was…
Terrifying english by a pt teacher
Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =)) 1. There is no wind in the football….
Doctor to cahrsi mareez doctor cigrate insan
DOctor To Cahrsi Mareez Doctor:} Cigrate insan ko aahista aashista maar deti hain Charsi:} to…
Boy jotashi meri shadi kyon nahi ho
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai? Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere…
Baap beta se tum kab tak
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn…
Jb sheeshy k bartan phoot jayen to
Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb bachon k ghubaary…
Peaople need love according to age
Peaople need love according to age. . . age 18to28 DIN RAAT . . age…
When ever you are surrounded by disappointment
When ever you are surrounded by disappointment and couldnt find any hope then remember ….
Larkon ki setting first callsorry galati say
Larkon ki Setting: First call:Sorry galati say no dial ho gia 2nd call:Name bta dain….
Ek pagal khat likh raha tha kisi
Ek Pagal khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi ne Pucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho? Bola:…
Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed
peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta…
U no what is quotishqquot i
U No What is "ISHQ"? I Will Tell U.. It’s A PEPSI. P=Pyar E=Ehsas P=Pegalpan…
2 makhiyon ne hotel me khane ka
2 Makhiyo’n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia. 1st : Mere Liye POTTY le…
Judge 2 thief tumhein chori karte waqt
Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi…
Ladkiyon ki kahani if v treat
LADKIYON KI KAHANI If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha…
Apka husn apki khubsurti aankhen andaaz
apka HUSN , apki KHUBSURTI apki AANKHEN , apka ANDAAZ , apki AAWAZ , apki…
Arz kia he soch samajh k
Arz kia he. Soch samajh k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan Bigaar liya, Or…
Boy frend me tumhare ghar gaya tha
Boy Frend: Me Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mjhe Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi Ho Payegi. Girl…
Rukhsti k time dulhay mobile pa bell
RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht…
Ustadbhai chara ka jumla banao shagird
Ustad:”Bhai Chara” ka jumla banao”! Shagird” Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu
Teacher homework kiun nhi kiya stdnt
Teacher; Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya? Stdnt; Sir,Light Nhi Thi Teachr; To Mom Batti Jala Lete…
Angel what do you want boy
Angel: What do you want? Boy: a beautiful girl Angle: if u r muslim I’ll…
Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se
ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom…
Ques defence ki larkion or tableegi jamaat
Ques: Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai?…
Aik jagah ba ki degree ki sale
Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi, Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra…
Garam raat bijli se mehroom machron
‘Garam raat Bijli se mehroom Machron se auzar Aur neend ka Bojh… Main Pakistani na…
Its not difficult to describe this
It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….
Patientwakeeljanab ab main kya kha sakta hoon
Patient(WakeEL):Janab Ab Main kYa khA Sakta hoOn? DoctOr:Meri fEeS K ILawa sAb kUch khA SaktAy…
Dear facebook you are saving me
Dear Facebook You Are Saving Me Money On Birthday Cards For The Past 3 Years….
Memon paros se zara iodex le aao
Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge Memon: Han Bare…
Medical poetry chalo faraz ab mausam
“Medical” “Poetry” *Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain tamam dawain bachon ki ponch se…
Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny
Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey…
Ek memon ki chappl kisi ne masjid
EK MEMON KI CHAPPL KISI NE MASJID Se CHURALI WO SEEDHA QBRiSTAN PONCHA oR WAHAN…
Yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko…
Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam
Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook…
Boss 2 secrtary chaey tea bana do
Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do. Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni? Boss: 2 Spoon. Secrtary:…
Post office mei 1 achi job hai
Post office mei 1 achi job hai. Rs 25,000 pay milegi. Kaam sirf ye he…
Who ever invented the copy and
Who Ever Invented The “Copy And Paste” Has Saved Many Hours 0f 0ur Life ….
Ques why tendulkar married an elder woman
Ques: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman? Ans: Its because,…
Maa bete se agr tm ache kaam
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe…
Interviewerwhy did you leave your last job
Interviewer:why did you leave your last job? Candidate:the company shifted their office…..and didnt tell me…
Ameer larki ko chool mei gharib khandaan
Ameer LaRki ko ?chool Mei Gharib khandaan Py ?ssay Likhny ko Kaha Gya ESSAY: Ek…
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. Ullu ko Raat, Dentist ko Daant, Gadhe ko Laat…
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna…
Patient to nurse i love you
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liyaâ€. NURSE :…
Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk
Girl?s Attiude whn boy dnt luk @ her She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi…
Dadu khan agr don hote to kehte
Dadu khan Agr DON Hote To Kehte: Hamare Sir Par Baal Aane Ka InteZar to…
1 shaks aksar khta me ghulail banaon
1 shaks aksar khta: me ghulail banaon ga or chirya maru ga. Aik din Us…
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And…
Dentist ki beti boy frnd seaj kitna
Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi…
Gahak doodh waly sy tumhari gaay kita
Gahak: (doodh waly sy) Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he Doodh wala: 5 kilo Gahak:…
Ek dakoo k merney baad us betey
Ek Dakoo K Merney K Baad Us K Dakoo Betey Ne Socha K Wo Koi…
Aaj dedar kal yaar parso pyar phir ikraar phir intizar phir takrar phir darar
Aaj—dedar Kal—yaar Parso—pyar phir—ikraar phir—intizar phir—takrar phir—darar Sari mehnat bekar Bachi kisi or ke sath…
Wo mujhse is baat pe zid karta
Wo Mujhse Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Raha FARAZZ Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan…
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or
Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay…
Saari rat guzar jati hy isi
Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy Isi Kashmakash Mein ~Faraz~ . … . . K Kambal…
Banta tell me five ferroucious animals that
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of?? . . . ….
Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile
Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile! To use Na kholen! Usme Meri Photo ho sakti…
Haqiqat smjho ya afsana apna begana
Haqiqat smjho ya afsana apna smjho ya begana Hmara apka rishta he purana is liye…
unusual quotes speak when
. Unusual quotes:- * Speak when you are angry and you will make the best…
Ek boy girl friend se milne aya
Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya. Wo chai bnane chale gye. Gf ka Mobile…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur…
Thief with knife apnay paisay nikal
Thief With Knife: Apnay Paisay Nikal.. ! Man: Do U Know Who I am ?…
Tum jo dil main sama gaye ho
Tum jo dil main sama gaye ho m’re Paida jeene k ho gaye ”AAS” Jab…
Nature of girls likhwao muj ko
*NATURE* OF *GIRLS* Likhwao Muj Ko Ik Balance Card, Main Tum Se Baat Karu Gi,…
1 boy to another yaar tum
1 boy to another: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar…
1 sehra se admi guzra tou aus
1 Sehra Se 1 Admi Guzra Tou Aus Ne 1 Shaks ko Rait Mai Daba…
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi tu mujhse
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de,…
All good music resembles something good stirs
All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects…
My wi fi suddenly stopped working then
My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working . . . Then I realised that my neighbours haven’t…
Santa tumhari car ka tyre kaise puncture
Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa? Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche…
Latest report on geo na maloom
latest RepoRt on GEO? ?na maloom afRaad ne kaRachi me samandaR ko aag laga di?…
Dil me tu dharkan asman zamin ankhon
Dil me tu dharkan me tu asman me tu zamin me tu ankhon me tu…
Boys use the word friendship to start
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love But Girls Use The Word Friendship To…
A sheikh boy is in love with
A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl. 1 din Larki ne kaha…