Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Agr kisi chowk per apko lady
Agr kIsI Chowk pEr apKo Lady Trafic warDen Pasand aA JAYE TO CHOWK K iRd…
If a baby is born in africa
If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies…
Baap afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae.. beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr…
Height of bad luck a vegetarian
Height of bad luck- A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in…
Aadmi zara jaldi se mujhe ek zanana
Aadmi: zara jaldi se mujhe ek zanana chappal dijiye Dukandar: naap batayen? Aadmi: naap to…
Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe…
If evr u start missing ur school
If evr u start missing Ur school days, Ur class Ur frnd circle Ur canteen…
Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa
MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR:…
0321 5779 342 ye lo bangali
[0][3][2][1] [5][7][7][9] [3][4][2] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz…, Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo…
Son abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi
Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father: baap son: abu telephone kis…
1 aurat ne ishara krke taiz a
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana hai?…
Girlz of 1995 quotagar tum mil
GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM" GIRLZ OF 2007* AGAR…
Biggest joke 0n doctor dr
Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . . Dr. to patient’s friend: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le…
Life before da computer memory was
LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER *Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age. *An Application Was…
Larki k nakhry 1 call me
Larki K Nakhry 1 Call Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun 2 Call Sirf Msg KrnGi…
Wish of a girl these days
“Wish Of A Girl These Days” *I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A…
Rukhsati k moqa per ek jawan larki
RukhSati k MoqA Per Ek jAwAn Larki bUrI tArah Ro Rahi tHI. Ek Orat BoLi:…
Sheikh aur ki bivi ghumte pherte 1
Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre Sheikh Bola…
American oh god give me room full
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold. Russian: oh God! give me room…
Thought of the day sceince kehti
*THOUGHT OF THE DAY* Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se germs mar jatay hain….
Qaid e azam ke14 point men se koi 3
QAID-E-AZAM Ke14 POINT men se koi 3 apne ALFAZ men bayan kre? (1)Ainda aain wafaqi…
Ultimate truth if a girl fails
Ultimate Truth: . If a Girl Fails In MATRIC Then Directly Marriage… . . ….
Dear facebook i cant believe you
Dear Facebook, I Can’t Believe You Still Haven’t Gotten That “Dislike” Button. Sincerely, You-Tube. ….
Raza yar ali mere abbu aaj kal
RAZA: YAR ALI, MERE ABBU AAJ KAL BUSINESS ME LAKHON ME KHELTE HAIN. ALI: YAR…
1 tota or usks malik jahaz me
1 tota or usks malik jahaz me safar kar rahe thay ‘ ‘ airhostes guzri…
Whats d similarity between marriage and
What’s d similarity between marriage and 11:59 ? .? ..? . …..? ……? …….?……..? Simple…
Apne teacherz ki buhut respect kijiye kiun
Apne teacherz ki buhut respect kijiye kiun k . . . . . . ….
Winter is going 2 start if u
Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go…
Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez
Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo…
A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale
A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale. He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price D…
Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein
?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar…
Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20
Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100…
Kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata
Kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata…
Alibaba aur 40 chor the ab
Alibaba aur 40 chor the, ab Alibaba aur 30 Chor rehe gaye. poocho kyun? ….
Us ki nazar meri taraf uthi
us ki nazar meri taraf uthi.. meri nazar uski taraf uthi…. maine ne pehle us…
Pappu arz karta hai hote hain
Pappu Arz Karta Hai. Hote Hain Wohi Log Is Jahan Mein Ache….. Jo Pehenty Hain…
Teacher student se batao sonay aur letnay
Teacher, student se: Batao sonay aur letnay me kya farak hai? Student: sir, hum sonay…
Date per janay k liye pan wale
DATE Per janay k liye, pan wale se DING DONG kya mangi faraz, woh bola…
Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya
Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam…
Always remember when she cancels a date
Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “SHE HAS TO” But When…
Agar apna dimagh test karna ho to
Agar apna DIMAGH test karna ho to COW k saamne jao. Agar wo duur gai…
Beizzati aur bivi ek jaisi hoti
“Beizzati” Aur “Bivi” Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai… Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai.. Jab Doosre Ki…
Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki…
Boy my gf broke up with me
Boy: My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her…
Boy ye ratein hawaein chandni ghataein nadiya
Boy: Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts…
A hunt3r shoots at tigerbut shahrukh khan
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt Shahrukh Khan DIES.Y???? sOchO sOchO? . . . AreY jAn|X…
Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho
Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de…
Dekh ke roop tera suhana yaad
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana Itni Ho Gayi…
Wife i am not feeling goodhusband its
Wife: I am not feeling good.Husband: Its too bad, I was thinking to go for…
La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0
La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kaisa Laga Song Mera? Nahi…
Customer ek ladies dress dekhao shopkeeper
Customer; ek ladies dress dekhao Shopkeeper: Sir, ap bivi k liye le rahe hn ya…
Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap…
An interesting tory oh gal kardi
~??An Interesting ??tory??~ Oh Gal kardi Muskurai Asi ??amjay kuri Line Ty Aai Fir Usne…
You never know what have until
You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone. . . That’s Wrong. Actually You…
Teri khamoshi or udasi ki wajah hum
Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sakey , FARAZ Wo To Sham…
Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard
"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind…
Ek chor reha hone se ek din
Ek chor reha hone se ek din pehle dosre se! Tm reha ho kr sub…
When pockets full of money girls
When Pockets Full Of Money Girls Are Many… When Pocket Be Comes Empty" Girls Become…
Man calls wife through mobilink call goes
Man calls Wife through MOBILINK, Call goes 2 another lady,wrong # After talking 4 months…
1 prinda bohat peasa tha fraaz
1 prinda bohat peasa tha “FRAAZ”. Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :RAJJ: k…
Garam raat bijli se mehroom machron auzar
Garam raat Bijli se mehroom Machron se auzar Aur neend ka Bojh… Main Pakistani na…
Arz kia hai aankhon main noor
Arz kia hai, Aankhon main noor hai. Chehre pe sarour hai. kisi lerk
Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kaile
Bacha: mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya?…
If some1 asks me wat is humanity
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you…
Lady is ths my train manno it
Lady: is th?s my train? Man:No, it belongs to the railway company. Lady:don?t try to…
Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath mein
Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai. Mashoor ye shetan…
Pehla dost tum ne garmion ki chuttian
Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen? Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki…
Kal raat meri dost k dada uske
Kal Raat Meri DOST k Dada Uske Khawab may aye or kaha k Bachon DIL…
Jab angrai leti ho to mera dum
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai Jab angrai Leti ho to…
Boyagr me margya to kia tm dosri
Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi? Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath…
Chinesebus mey meter nhi h speed kese
Chinese:bus mey meter nhi h speed kese pata chalti he. 7.C driver: buhat asaan jb…
girls have an unfair advantage over
” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN … If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy…
When there iz a long gap bw
When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??” “BOY..? “NO…!…
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki 5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps…
Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki
Histry of Pakorey Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha…
Sincere traffic police man was suspended from
Sincere Traffic Police Man Was Suspended From His Job. Why? Why? He Charged The Ambulance…
Light the fags with heat of heartmy
Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat…
Ek plazey me 2shops thinoper wali shop
Ek plazey me 2shops thin..Oper wali shop shoes waly ny le li or nechey wali…
Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani
Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia…
Sher arz he tum se nazar
Sher arz he Tum se nazar milaoun kese O Jani wah kya kehna Tum se…