Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Simple cet question wats d solution for
Simple CET question. Wats D Solution For 2+2=? Options: A)4 B)Four C)IV D)4.0 Now U…
1 sheikh k ghar pathan gaya
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi…
Aik aurat dosri aurat se toba
Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se: toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai….
Why does waheda reham never changes his
Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand…
Two cows were in a field enjoying
two cows were in a field enjoying the sun and eating some grass. one cow…
Teacher humey garibon k sath pyar se
Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye. Student: Acha ab samjh me…
Teri dosti ko me nibhaoun ga
Teri DOSTI Ko Me NIBHAOUN Ga Tri KHUSIYON Pe MUSKURAOUNG Ga BADALNA Nhi WAQT Ki…
What did the male dog say 2
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with…
1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha
1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha, kisi ne us ko toka, is ko…
Bachay k0 ghar se bahir bhejte huey
BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi…
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua Apny…
A good teacher is who tells
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who…
A girl in book shop do u
A Girl In A Book Shop: Do U Have Book Called ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence”?…
A guy in aeroplane stood up suddnly
A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted, ?HijAcK? All passngrs got scared n…
1 bohat moti aurat cycle pe sawar
1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K…
Woh mera dil jalaye to uski aesi
Woh Mera Dil Jalaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,,, Woh Kisi aur Ki Ho Jaye…
Nani amma beta jb tme khansi
Nani Amma : beta jb tme khansi aaye toh munh pe hath rkh liya kro….
Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt…
Agar insan ki rago mai khoon jaga
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA ! AhAm kHaBrEn : Aj…
Why is there an eject button
Why Is There An “EJECT” Button 0n The Dvd Remote? I Still Have To Get…
Memon lawyer to his son meri dili
Memon Lawyer To His Son Meri Dili Khuwaish Hai K Tum Bare Ho K Vakeel…
Kitne nazuk mizaj hain woh kuch na
Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye!!! . . . Han ?? . Aik…
Before marriage roses are red voilet is
Before marriage: roses are red voileT is blue i luv one, daT is u… AfTer…
Agar koi ladki ghar mein bhi make
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi Make up kr k Ghumay tu Samj jao k…
Agr bruce lee galiyon mein sharab pee
Agr ?Bruce Lee? Galiyo?n Mein Sharab Pee Kr Ghoomta Tou Log Usey Kia Kehte ?…
Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua
Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen kisi shaks…
Mera dil torne wala so raha hai
Mera Dil Torne Wala So Raha Hai Chain Ki Neend Us Ko Yeh Nai Pata…
Customeraj khanay me kya hai waiter
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI? WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin. CustoEr wIth…
Father askd 2 hs ontum baar matric
Father AskD 2 H?S ?oN:Tum baAR baAR mAtric me Fail hotAy ho Tum nE AJ…
Maths and women are the two most
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . ….
Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy
Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein…
Dis is a true lov story
?Dis is a true lov story.? A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali….
Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra
Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra gaey, Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra…
Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na likha
Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na kuch likha dekha jata hai. Aik rickshaw k pechy…
A man came home late at night
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: “How Would…
Once a woodcutter went to city
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And…
Ye sms abhi apne 4 frndz ko
Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Frndz Ko SmS Kero, Agar Wo Wapis Apko SmS Kerain…
Is say barh kar bey izzati ka maqaam
Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz! . . . K Date…
Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho
Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you…
Pakstan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne waja
Pakstan ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja? Mobile?? Media?? Intrnet?? Nahi 10th class ki…
Suba teri ho sham meri hoo din
suba teri ho sham meri hoo din tera ho raat meri hoo aur jab mout…
Larka college me frst day ek larki
Larka college me frst day ek larki se: Hi,ap ka naam? Larki :gussay se) muje…
Managertum to buhat kam parhay huay ho
Manager:Tum To Buhat Kam Parhay Huay Ho. Boy:Janab 10 SaAL Larkio0n K Peechay PARA. 5…
Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi
Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari…
800 kamron ka mehal ho or motiyon
800 kamron ka mehal ho Or motiyon se saja ho darbar Income ho arbon may…
Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye
Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye to un ko unki mehboob ki yaad aai…
Tu zinda ho kar b meray liye
tu zinda ho kar b meray liye kuch nhe kar saka……… me marr kar Bhi…
Boy nice dress girl thanks earing
Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks….
Teacher your son is very good but
Teacher- Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls Mother-…
Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to
Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X…
Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me
Ek angrez Karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zuban sekh gayaUska interview huaQ. Aap…
Us gali sy is wajah se jana
US GALI sy IS WAJAH SE JANA CHOR DIA “pAppu”…!!! WO KAMEENEY NOKIA.1100 BHI CHEEN…
What will happen if bipasha basu
What Will Happen If Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In…
Ek sha er ne kisi magzine me apni
Ek Sha-Er Ne KiSi mAgzINE Me Apni Nazam PubLish kRwAi, Jis Ki hEading Thi “Main…
Mera usse faqt itna tal0q hai quotfarazquot
MerA UsSe faqt itnA tAL0q hAi "FARAZ" Wo Meri ChAchi ki,MAmi ki,KhALA ki,TAe ki,NAnd ki,Beti…
Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai….
Whts d similarity between a girl amp
Wht?s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive. 2. both r…
Barish se bachnay k liay do bachay
Barish sE Bachnay K Liay Do Bachay HalL Me Ghus Gaye, Wahan Modren Art Ki…
Boy to girl let go jungle
Boy To Girl: Let Go To Jungle….. Girl: No !! You Will Do Something Wrong…
Teacher what are the products of sugar
Teacher: what are the products of sugar?? Student: i dont knw Teacher: of course u…
Raat ho gai hai so jao quotfarazquot
Raat ho gai hai so jao "FARAZ" GOOD night FARAZ GOOD night FARAZ. …
Boy to girl tum 14v ka chand
Boy to Girl: “Tum to 14v ka Chand ho.” Girl: “Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat…
Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik
Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik gareeb nay isay kaha keh janab marty waqt…
Said by true lover i dont
Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. …….
Aankhon me sharafat chaal nazakat dil
Aankhon Me Sharafat Chaal Me Nazakat Dil Me Sachai Cheray Par Safai Isi Liye Tou…
Aj ka ehem sawallarki phasana mushkil kam
Aj Ka Ehem SawalLarki Phasana Mushkil kam h YaPhasi hwe larki se jan Chhurana..??;-)
Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat
SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein…
Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon
Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon faraz…. pr Kya kroon! Ami roz subha 7…
1 pagal dusre se maiyusi k sath
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath): Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?…
While dad was polishing his new car
While Dad Was Polishing His New Car. . . His 4 Yr Son Picked Stone…
Gud girls r found in every corner
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth…..But Unfortunately earth is Round!! …
Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne
Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne laga , akhir m jaynamaz pari th wo…
Govt school k bache ksi ko
Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha. Rastay mein…
Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia
Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai Noker se boli:ja…
1 sheik shoar ne apni bivi se
1 ShEiK ShOaR Ne ApNi BiVi Se KaHa Aj HuM ShAm Ka KhAnA BhAiR KhAyE…
Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha
Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha, Tha to ek khuwab haseen kitna tha, Mere…
Pakistan k nojwan nasal bigrne ki waja
Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu…
One day l went 2 zoo so
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .<) "v" Mouse…
Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein
Shreef larky ki GirlFriend romantic mood mein: Ghar pe koi nahi hay Aa jao Larka:…
Select one type of mango a
Select One tYpe Of Mango A) Langra Aam B) Chonsa Aam C) Dusehri Aam D)…
Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon…
Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya frnd
Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa, Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa? Doctor:…
Do you know khanani amp kalia ka
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….
If a baby is born in africa
If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies…