Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Boy to his friend yar me apni

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi…

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Student yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye…

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In ulfat ki raahon mein mujhy

In Ulfat Ki Raaho’n Mein Mujhy Dhoa Na Dena Ae DOST Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe…

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Kiss is not like nokiaconnecting people nikejust

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is…

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Simple cet question wats d solution for

Simple CET question. Wats D Solution For 2+2=? Options: A)4 B)Four C)IV D)4.0 Now U…

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1 sheikh k ghar pathan gaya

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi…

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Aik aurat dosri aurat se toba

Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se: toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai….

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Why does waheda reham never changes his

Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand…

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Two cows were in a field enjoying

two cows were in a field enjoying the sun and eating some grass. one cow…

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Teacher humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye. Student: Acha ab samjh me…

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Teri dosti ko me nibhaoun ga

Teri DOSTI Ko Me NIBHAOUN Ga Tri KHUSIYON Pe MUSKURAOUNG Ga BADALNA Nhi WAQT Ki…

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What did the male dog say 2

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with…

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1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha

1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha, kisi ne us ko toka, is ko…

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Bachay k0 ghar se bahir bhejte huey

BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi…

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Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua Apny…

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A good teacher is who tells

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who…

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A girl in book shop do u

A Girl In A Book Shop: Do U Have Book Called ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence”?…

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A guy in aeroplane stood up suddnly

A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted, ?HijAcK? All passngrs got scared n…

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1 bohat moti aurat cycle pe sawar

1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K…

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Woh mera dil jalaye to uski aesi

Woh Mera Dil Jalaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,,, Woh Kisi aur Ki Ho Jaye…

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Nani amma beta jb tme khansi

Nani Amma : beta jb tme khansi aaye toh munh pe hath rkh liya kro….

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Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt…

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Agar insan ki rago mai khoon jaga

AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA ! AhAm kHaBrEn : Aj…

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Why is there an eject button

Why Is There An “EJECT” Button 0n The Dvd Remote? I Still Have To Get…

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Memon lawyer to his son meri dili

Memon Lawyer To His Son Meri Dili Khuwaish Hai K Tum Bare Ho K Vakeel…

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Kitne nazuk mizaj hain woh kuch na

Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye!!! . . . Han ?? . Aik…

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Before marriage roses are red voilet is

Before marriage: roses are red voileT is blue i luv one, daT is u… AfTer…

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Agar koi ladki ghar mein bhi make

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi Make up kr k Ghumay tu Samj jao k…

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Agr bruce lee galiyon mein sharab pee

Agr ?Bruce Lee? Galiyo?n Mein Sharab Pee Kr Ghoomta Tou Log Usey Kia Kehte ?…

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Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen kisi shaks…

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Mera dil torne wala so raha hai

Mera Dil Torne Wala So Raha Hai Chain Ki Neend Us Ko Yeh Nai Pata…

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Customeraj khanay me kya hai waiter

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI? WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin. CustoEr wIth…

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Father askd 2 hs ontum baar matric

Father AskD 2 H?S ?oN:Tum baAR baAR mAtric me Fail hotAy ho Tum nE AJ…

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Maths and women are the two most

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . ….

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Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein…

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Dis is a true lov story

?Dis is a true lov story.? A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali….

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Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra

Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra gaey, Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra…

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Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na likha

Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na kuch likha dekha jata hai. Aik rickshaw k pechy…

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Tanhaiyan upper tuhaiyan hain to neechay

Tanhaiyan . . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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A man came home late at night

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: “How Would…

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Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And…

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Ye sms abhi apne 4 frndz ko

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Frndz Ko SmS Kero, Agar Wo Wapis Apko SmS Kerain…

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Is say barh kar bey izzati ka maqaam

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz! . . . K Date…

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Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho

Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you…

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Pakstan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne waja

Pakstan ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja? Mobile?? Media?? Intrnet?? Nahi 10th class ki…

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Suba teri ho sham meri hoo din

suba teri ho sham meri hoo din tera ho raat meri hoo aur jab mout…

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Larka college me frst day ek larki

Larka college me frst day ek larki se: Hi,ap ka naam? Larki :gussay se) muje…

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Managertum to buhat kam parhay huay ho

Manager:Tum To Buhat Kam Parhay Huay Ho. Boy:Janab 10 SaAL Larkio0n K Peechay PARA. 5…

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Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari…

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800 kamron ka mehal ho or motiyon

800 kamron ka mehal ho Or motiyon se saja ho darbar Income ho arbon may…

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1st girl main to us se

1st girl : main to us se shaadi karon gi jo handsome ho Ameer ho…

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Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye

Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye to un ko unki mehboob ki yaad aai…

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Tu zinda ho kar b meray liye

tu zinda ho kar b meray liye kuch nhe kar saka……… me marr kar Bhi…

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Boy nice dress girl thanks earing

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks….

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Teacher your son is very good but

Teacher- Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls Mother-…

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Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to

Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X…

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Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me

Ek angrez Karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zuban sekh gayaUska interview huaQ. Aap…

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Us gali sy is wajah se jana

US GALI sy IS WAJAH SE JANA CHOR DIA “pAppu”…!!! WO KAMEENEY NOKIA.1100 BHI CHEEN…

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What will happen if bipasha basu

What Will Happen If Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In…

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Ek sha er ne kisi magzine me apni

Ek Sha-Er Ne KiSi mAgzINE Me Apni Nazam PubLish kRwAi, Jis Ki hEading Thi “Main…

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Mera usse faqt itna tal0q hai quotfarazquot

MerA UsSe faqt itnA tAL0q hAi "FARAZ" Wo Meri ChAchi ki,MAmi ki,KhALA ki,TAe ki,NAnd ki,Beti…

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Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai….

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Whts d similarity between a girl amp

Wht?s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive. 2. both r…

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Barish se bachnay k liay do bachay

Barish sE Bachnay K Liay Do Bachay HalL Me Ghus Gaye, Wahan Modren Art Ki…

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Boy to girl let go jungle

Boy To Girl: Let Go To Jungle….. Girl: No !! You Will Do Something Wrong…

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Kaash main teri haseen naak ka chooha

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.. TOu

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Raat ho gai hai so jao quotfarazquot

Raat ho gai hai so jao "FARAZ" GOOD night FARAZ GOOD night FARAZ. …

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Teacher what are the products of sugar

Teacher: what are the products of sugar?? Student: i dont knw Teacher: of course u…

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Boy to girl tum 14v ka chand

Boy to Girl: “Tum to 14v ka Chand ho.” Girl: “Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat…

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Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik

Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik gareeb nay isay kaha keh janab marty waqt…

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Said by true lover i dont

Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. …….

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Aankhon me sharafat chaal nazakat dil

Aankhon Me Sharafat Chaal Me Nazakat Dil Me Sachai Cheray Par Safai Isi Liye Tou…

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Aj ka ehem sawallarki phasana mushkil kam

Aj Ka Ehem SawalLarki Phasana Mushkil kam h YaPhasi hwe larki se jan Chhurana..??;-)

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Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon

Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon faraz…. pr Kya kroon! Ami roz subha 7…

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Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein…

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While dad was polishing his new car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car. . . His 4 Yr Son Picked Stone…

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1 pagal dusre se maiyusi k sath

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath): Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?…

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Gud girls r found in every corner

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth…..But Unfortunately earth is Round!! …

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Govt school k bache ksi ko

Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha. Rastay mein…

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Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne laga , akhir m jaynamaz pari th wo…

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1 sheik shoar ne apni bivi se

1 ShEiK ShOaR Ne ApNi BiVi Se KaHa Aj HuM ShAm Ka KhAnA BhAiR KhAyE…

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Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai Noker se boli:ja…

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Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha

Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha, Tha to ek khuwab haseen kitna tha, Mere…

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Pakistan k nojwan nasal bigrne ki waja

Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu…

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One day l went 2 zoo so

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .<) "v" Mouse…

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Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein

Shreef larky ki GirlFriend romantic mood mein: Ghar pe koi nahi hay Aa jao Larka:…

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Select one type of mango a

Select One tYpe Of Mango A) Langra Aam B) Chonsa Aam C) Dusehri Aam D)…

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Ye sun k he dil tot gya

Ye sun k he dil tot gya faraz… THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DAILED IS on…