Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
2 aadmi qabristan me bethe the 1ne
2 Aadmi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha ?Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hain?…
Aisi konsi jagaha hai jaha ameer se
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B katori le k khada rhta…
Way 2 impress a girl respect her
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care 4…
Allama iqbal farmate hai upar se
Allama iqbal farmate hai Upar se sab dekh raha hoon faraz ka haal iqbal, Acha…
English n urdu always contradict each other
English n Urdu always contradict each other: -The sooner the better. -Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan…
1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi To…
A woman gets on bus wid her
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby. The Bus Driver Says: Dats The…
Teacher student say motorcycle k kitnay tyres
Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain student: 6 tyres teacher: angrily how?…
Ek aadmi qabar k pas khare ro
Ek aadmi qabar k pas khare ro ro kr keh raha tha.. Tum toh chale…
Ek din wife aur husband mandir se
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5…
Ek memon ne wakeel se mashwara krne
Ek Memon ne Wakeel se mashwara krne k baad 20 Rs Diye Wakeel ne pucha:…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k ampquotjaan
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k "Jaan bhi maango tu hazir hay" Aaj apni biwi…
Pyar me aur photograph kia similarity hai
Pyar me aur photograph me kia similarity hai…? D0n0 andhere me develope h0te hai 😉…
Laal beg maarne ka tareeqa cheeni
Laal Beg Maarne Ka Tareeqa; Cheeni Or Lal Mirchon Ka Mixt
Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamach
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay Pathan…
A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send…
A small girl looks at her brothers
A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently … .. .. …..
Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what…
Allama iqbal ne qayam e pakistan k bary mai
ALLAMA IQBAL ne qayam-e-pakistan k bary mai 23march ko minto park mai Quaid-e-azam k sath…
1st friendmene 5 star hotel main 50
1st friend:mene 5 star hotel main 50 rupee main pait bhar k khana khaya. 2nd…
Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifanar bybakry
urdu ki pehli book?1947 Alif?An?ar by?.Bakry py?.Pankha . . . . . . . ….
Jaj mulzim say apni safai main
Jaj Mulzim Say ! Apni Safai Main Kiya Pash Karna Cahtay Ho ? " Mulzim…
If mathematicians became film producers then
If Mathematicians Became Film Producers, Then, The Title Would Be Something Like This… . Kabhi…
Great students like uswork on the principle
Great students like Us,work on the “principle of rockets” It doesn’t mean we aim for…
Dekho suno gaur karo mehsoos kis
Dekho Suno Gaur karo Mehsoos karo Kis ko? Sirf Faraz Ko….;->…
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k her lerki pe
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k Her lerki pe dum niklay Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k Her lerki…
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe…
A boy was sitting in a park
A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend… An…
Agr private primary student mistake kray to
Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On…
Teacher now class whatever i ask want
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.” “How…
Mrktng iz v easy whn u purpos
Mrktng iz v easy Whn u purpos a girl,its Direct Mrktng Whn u cal her,its…
College ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel
college ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain, khel hi khel me dilon ke…
Aik train driver ne achanak ko patri
Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane…
Once a guy who recently had a
oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv…
Ajab chiragh hun din raat jal raha
*Ajab Chiragh hun “Din “Raat” “Jal” Raha hun “FARAZ” . . . . Main Thak…
Old man school k principal se zara
Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man:…
Why do girls look beautiful is it
Why do GIRLS look beautiful is it real due to make up? . . ….
1 aurat ne wakil se pocha k
1 aUrAt nE 1 wAkIl sE pOcHa k tAlAk lEnE k lYe kIa sHaRyAt lAzMi…
Judge tum ne ek hi raat me
Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI? Chor: haAN Sahib, Main…
Some sentiments expressed at their best
Some Sentiments Expressed At Their Best Dear Facebook, Just Wait, One Day They All Will…
Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa
Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. ….
Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti
Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti hai… Faraz . . Jis ki khud matric…
Laila ne majnu ko aik darkhat k
Laila ne Majnu ko aik darkhat k peechy dekha aur boli tum majnu ho na?…
Physics would have been so much easier
Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier.. If… If.. The “Tree” Had Fallen On Newton’s…
Ek kana kisi larki k0 kesay purp0se
Ek kAna kIsI Larki k0 kEsay pUrp0se kRay gA? Ek nAzr mE Bhi pYar h0ta…
Wats the similarity between u amp
Wat’s the similarity between U & a bottle of pepsi…. Sweet, cool, good, easily available…
Biscuit walay ka luv letter dear marie
Biscuit walay ka luv letter.. Dear MARIE! 2day is GOODDAY. U hv Krack’jacked my litle…
1st manjanab lagta hy menay apka chehra
1st Man:Janab lagta Hy MeNay Apka Chehra Pehlay Bhi kahin Dekha Hy 2nd Man:Ap Ko…
Studentmiss ap ne kal mujhe call kyon
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TeAcHeR:Mai…
Q apne hi dewano ko pilati ho
Q apne hi DEWANO ko pilati ho Nafrat ka jaam. Q apne hi DEWANO ko…
A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send…
1 pathan cycle sath le kar bhaga
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha…
Smallest leave application by a kg child
Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child: . . . . . . . ….
Girlagr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho
Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna…
Iqrar e mohabbat kuch gunah tou nahi hai
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena ”Bhai Kitne Hain..”…
Ek ladka ghar der se lauta
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta. Maa: Kahan The? Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ?Ma…
Teacher to stundent uve been snding
Teacher To Stundent – U’ve Been Snding E-mail Other Students That I’m Ugly Student –…
Doctor woh memon mareez ab kis baat
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse:iss Baat per ke…
University life assignment copy karte waqt
University life… ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt, “Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?” “Jo lafz samjh arha…
Aaj kal mera hi charcha hy
Aaj Kal Mera Hi Charcha Hy …FaRaz… Main Shayir Hoon K Katrina Kaif… ! …
Girlfriend or police may kya bat c0m0n
Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay? S0cho! S0cho! Or s0cho! Don0 he paysa…
Fees maafi k lye darkhwst to
Fees maafi k lye darkhwst: To, The principal high school Sir, bat ye hy k…
Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye mohsin
Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin or riaz… .. .. .. .. .. Kiun…
Faraz apni girl friend se tum
Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se.. . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN, . wah…
Tajmehal kiya cheez hai isse bari imarat
Tajmehal Kiya Cheez Hai…. Isse Bari Imarat Banaunga…. Mumtaz Tou Mar k Dafan Hoi Thi…….
Tum bhi kr k dekh lo mohabbat
Tum Bhi Kr K Dekh Lo MOHABBAT Kisi Se., Aye D0st .. Sabzi k Paise…
2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to
2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to ek ne dusre se kaha ?Bhai tum b…
Height of self confidence teacher asks student
Height Of Self-Confidence Teacher Asks Student: “Why Are You Late… ?” Student: “Late .. !!!…
Iblees ne 1 din apne cheeln se
Iblees Ne 1 din apne cheel?n se kaha! Logon ko TLAWAT ZIKAR TASBiH se door…
Meri subah ko nikhar do shaam
Meri subah ko nikhar do Meri shaam ko sanwar do Meri raat ko qarar do…
Techr studnt se khali jga pur kro
Techr studnt se: khali jga pur kro “900 chuhe kha k bili______chali” Studnt: 900 chuhe…
Khubsura larkiu ko zyada nhi prhna prta
Khubsura Larkiu ko zyada nhi prhna prta q k un ko pta hy k dunia…
Only for students arz kiya hai humne
ONLY FOR STUDENTS: Arz kiya hai… Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humne suna…
Shiekh ki martay waqt dua kafan
Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay…
When nobody luvs u cares 4
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores…
Teacherzinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori
Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha? Student: zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam…..
Boy to his friend yar me apni
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi…
Student yaar dhokha ho gaya
Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye…
In ulfat ki raahon mein mujhy
In Ulfat Ki Raaho’n Mein Mujhy Dhoa Na Dena Ae DOST Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe…