Category Archives: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

Tum door sahi majboor sahi per yad

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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi, Per Yad Tumhari Ati Hai. Tum Saans Wahaan Per Latey Hoo, Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai. Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Panch Rupey Mai….

Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

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Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy.

Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein

Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein

Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karen…

SHUKRIYA.!

Shaadi se pehlay larka darling

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Shaadi se pehlay

Larka:

Darling !

Tum Nahi to Main Nahi…

Aur

Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.

Shaadi ke baad Larka:

Kaminiye!!

Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi…!!!…

Kidi wana tel u something fatherits

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Kid:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Kid : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food…

Most innocent dhamki as da thief was

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Most innocent dhamki:

?As da thief was leaving the house the kid woke up n said:

Mera school bag b lay jaa kaminay warna mummy ko utha doon ga?…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na likha

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Har rickshaw k pechay kuch na kuch likha dekha jata hai.

Aik rickshaw k pechy likha dekha gia

"hum kuch nahin likhwaty….,"…

Faraz apni girl friend se tum

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Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se..

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Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

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wah wah

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Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

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Wo Muskurayi,

Or Boli

‘AMEEN’

‘AMEEN’

‘AMEEN’.

Faraz Funny SMS – Raton Ko Jaga

Suna Hay WO Raton ko Jaga Krta Hay Faraz

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Osay kehna Subha Kaam Pay Tera Baap jayega

Faraz Funny SMS – Lahor Lahor Hay

Main Nay Osay Sara Din Karachi ghumaya faraz

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Shaam ko Zaalim Kehnay Lagi … Lahor Lahor Hay

Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

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“Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita”

Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye

Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala krny k Liye

Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai Dor Karne k liye

Jab Dosto k Sath hota hoon to Un ka Sath dene k liye

Jab Bhoka Hota hoon to Bhok Mitane k liye or Jab Khana Kha Leta hoon to Khana Hazam Karne k lye

Jb Farigh hota hn to Time Pas k liye

Warna Me itna Pagal nahi k Cigeratte Jesi Chez ko Haath Lagaon

Height of technical thinking a software

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Height of technical thinking?

A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting

F1 F1 F1 instead of help help??!!

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly

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Is qAdAr hUm ziNdAgi kO mAnAny nIkLy,

UskI chAhAt k hUm pAgAl dEewAny nIkLy,

Jb b uSy diL kA hAaL sUnAnA chAhA,

HoNtoN sE NaSibo LaL k gAnY nIkLy……

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main

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Yeh dekh kar k sub se main karta ho hans k baat

Ek rog umar bar ka laga k chali gayi

Meray bajaye kar k meray bahi se nikah

Mujhe ko woh apna jeht bana kar chali gayi….

Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk

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Girl?s Attiude

whn boy dnt luk @ her

She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia?

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Whn Boy luk @ Her

She Says: ? Dekh kese Kutto?n ki trha rha hy ;->

Son mummy mai b darya me

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Son : Mummy mai b darya me nahaaon ga

Mummy : nahi beta pani boht gehra hai

Son : magr mummy papa b toh naha rahe hain

Mummy : beta papa ki bat aur hai in ka insurance ho chukaa hai

:-)keep smiling:-) …

Jab panchi sare urr jayen har

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Jab PANCHI Sare Urr Jayen

Har Simt ANDHERE Chaa Jaye

Jab Guzri BAATEN Yaad Aayen

Or Bitay Lamhe TARPAYEN

Mat TANHA TANHA Ghabrana

ZEHAR Kha K Mar Jana…..

Believe in god pray 2 god always

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Believe in God!

Pray 2 god always n everytime?

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I SAID PRAY!

NOT press-press!

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Woh jab chalti hay to rahon

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Woh jab chalti hay

to rahon main

100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon

jab woh chalti jati hay

to

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woh 100-100 k note

wapis utha laita hoon

Three friends went for an out lunch but

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Three friends went for an out-lunch

But they forgot their 4th friend

One of them went to take him with a condition that the remaining two friends will not even touch the meal unless he came back.

After 5 hrs, friends decided to eat the meal.

Suddenly from a corner, 3rd friend said:Dont Touch or I will not go…

If god gav me 24hrs b4 death

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If GOD gav me 24hrs b4 death

I’LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u

U must b thinkin abt last 5mins

us me mei tmhara b gala daba dunga

FRNDS HAINA!

Sath jaenge:-…

Nurse investigating a patient with head

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Nurse Investigating A

Patient With Head

Injury

Nurse: Name?



Patient: Jhonny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A

Car Accident .. =P =D …

Baloon ma hath pher kr kaha us

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Baloon ma hath pher kr kaha us ny parveen…

Head &shoulder istimal karti ho

Ya.

Pentene … :p ;->…

Ali yar javed tere chacha k se

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Ali: yar javed tere chacha k se mar gaye. wo to kafi hans mukh thay!

JAVED: Bas yar kya batao! kal sham chhat k konay pe khaday zor zor se hans rahe thay. Hanstay hanstay onka sans phola, phir cheenkh aai aur

1sec me hanstay hoay zamin pe ja gire.

Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo

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Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo

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.Agar ab bhi farigh ho to oper press karo…

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoontum nahi ho

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Main Tumhein Pyaar Kyun Karoon,Tum Nahi Ho Ash

Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekh Kar Mera,System Hota Hai Crash

(Ash – Aishwariya)…

Na pooch teri judai k lamhay mene

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Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mene kaise bitaye,

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbuly banae

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Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi

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Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi..

Khushboo ki tarha mere sans meh’ka gaya koi..

Yeh

sach much

pyar hai

ya

phir se

CHOONA Laga gaya koi . …

Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre

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Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre se alag howe?

Tauba yar

kitne besharam ho!

Logo k personal matter k baray main janne ka kitne shauk hai tumhe…!…

Farash pe sone ka 1 faida hay

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Farash pe sone ka 1 faida hay!

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Banda zameen par nhi girta….

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.

Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?

Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…

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TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

A very true thought which i

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A Very True

Thought

Which I Really

Experienced Today

…”Whenever I Wanna

Fall In Love With My

BOOKS …

My BED

Falls In Love

With me …” ;-> …

Wife what65533s on your mind

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Wife: What�s On Your Mind ?

What R U Thinking Now?

Husband: Stop Eating My Brain

And

Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! =P ;)

How to impress a kam wali

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How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

4 my friends zamane ki hr

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“4 My Friends”

Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0

Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap K Naam Ho

Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye

2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mein Shamil Apka B Naam Ho… ;-> …

Kis kis ki mahfil main na ko

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Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss

ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.

A man taste the habib cooking ol

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A maN TASTE the Habib Cooking O?L & suffer?Ng Frm Heart Attack..!

Do u know y?

Because..

Naya

?HABIB COOKING OIL?

Kyun k ye d?L ka muamLA hai

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko

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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko

‘HUS MUKH’

kehte hain.

Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko

" HUS BAND "

kehte hain…. ;->…

1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank

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1 dehati aurat check cash kerwany bank gaee.

Clerk:Yahan sign karo.

Aurat:Kaise?

Clerk: Jaisy khat k aakhir mei likhte hain.

She wrote:

faqat

ap k

Munn?y ki M??

The difference bw friend n best friend

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The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain.. =-p…

Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

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“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy..

1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum ap ki walida muhtarma ki shan mai gustakhana kalimat pesh karengy.

2nd: to hum ap k rukhsar mubarak pe aesa tamancha bja laengy k gaal gulab ki patti ki tarha chamaknay lagega….