Funny SMS / text messages

Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi
Bahu: ji boht acha
Sham ko jab uska shohar aya to boli: ammeee bhayya aa gea.

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,
Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se foran ye alfaz ada hote hain
(MASHALLAH)
(SUBHANALLAH)
Kitni piyari larki hai
jab k koi larki kisi larke ko dekhti hai tu kehti hai
“Kamina jab dekho ghorta rehta hai”
isliye larkon [...]

Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon gi tu mujh se shadi karo ge??
Shopkeeper: Hans k bola han karlon ga…
Larki boli Tu kiya apni hone wali wife ko aik chocolate bhi nahi de sakte,

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam…

Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate
Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye
Vo toh hamare na ho sake
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay.
Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya.
Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi.
Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri.
Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein.
Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz,
Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

Life without U is impossible,
Ur in my breath, in my blood,
Can’t stay 4 a second without U,
If U r not there I’m dead…
Hello Mr. I’m talking about
“OXYGEN”

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ�
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao