Funny SMS / text messages

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;-> SMS Searched by :-:funny sms new latestLetest funny smswww new comedy sms comnew latest sms funnynew sms funyLatest newly funny smslatest fuuny smsNEWEST JOKE [...]

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. SMS Searched by :-:New comedy smsflaty quotesNew fun sms hindinew & funny smslatest funnysmslatest good morning sms urdulatest funny sms pknew and latest fuuny smsjoke [...]

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai SMS Searched by :-:latest new smsShort funny sms newlatest funny love smsnew funny comedy msgnew funny friendship sms in hindinewfannysmsnewest and funniest smsText Messages Latest/New Free [...]

Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi Bahu: ji boht acha Sham ko jab uska shohar aya to boli: ammeee bhayya aa gea. SMS Searched by :-:new joke smsFuny sms newnew funny sms collectionsaas bahu funny smssaas bahu smsFUNNY SMS SAAS BAHUFunny saas bahu smsNew Funny sms [...]

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain, Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se foran ye alfaz ada hote hain (MASHALLAH) (SUBHANALLAH) Kitni piyari larki hai jab k koi larki kisi larke ko dekhti hai tu kehti hai “Kamina [...]

Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon gi tu mujh se shadi karo ge?? Shopkeeper: Hans k bola han karlon ga… Larki boli Tu kiya apni hone wali wife ko aik chocolate bhi nahi de sakte, SMS Searched by :-:www new funny sms comfunny time pass sms [...]

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose… SMS Searched by :-:funny msgnew funnysmsfunny new latest smsfunny time pass short sms in hindiLatest funny msgsTodays new funny smsNew jke smsnew sms funneyNewfunsmsnewly funniest text sms

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho SMS Searched by :-:New fun smsNEWFUNNYSMSwww new latest sms comstudent sms collectionlatest funniest smsnew sardar sms hindinew nice [...]

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!! SMS Searched by :-:New Funny Mobile Smsfunny new msgnew sms messages collectionNewfunnymobilesmsnew funny love smsnice new funny smsnew funny sms]Doli smsnew funne smslatest new funny sms pk

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam… SMS Searched by :-:New funy smsnew funnu smsnew funny sms englishfunny & new smsnew fune smsnew funny sms messagesNew letest hindi funny smsNewcomedysms

Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare na ho sake Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye. SMS Searched by :-:new fanny smsnew letest funny smsFunny latest new smsText sms funny updateSms msg collectionsms in hindi funny latestnew letest funny sms in hindiToday new funny smsnew friend funny [...]

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai…. Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai…. SMS Searched by :-:Latest new funny smsnew latest hindi funny smsnew funny [...]

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun. SMS Searched by :-:new funny sms in hindiNew best funny smsfunny urdu new smsLatest funy smsNEW FANY LOVE HINDI SMSsms in hindi funny newNw funny smsnew [...]

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya. Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi. Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri. Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein. Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai. SMS [...]

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi SMS Searched by :-:new sms funnynewfunnysms comNew funny sms NetNew new jke smslatest best funny short smsshort funny english smsnew latest comdey smsnew hindi sms [...]

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he SMS Searched by :-:New funny msgnew latest funny sms messageslatest new funny sms in hindinew funny somsfunny hindi sms latestNew sms FuunyNewest short funny Love sms sitewww new funi sms comnew latest funny messagesnew new funny [...]

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega SMS Searched by :-:new funny msgssms funny newnew and funny smsfunny msgs newlatest comedy smswww Faney sms comnew funney smslife without wife smsNew nd latest funny [...]

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!! SMS Searched by :-:Latest sms funny newnew funny messagesLatest Short hindi nice smsnewly funny quotesNew leatest funny smsMsg funnylatest urdu funny sms messagesfannie sms hindilatest funny hindi sms collectionfunny new the latest sms

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..: SMS Searched by :-:New Funny Hindi SMSlatest love sms in hindiFunny new sms in hindicomedy sms latestComidy smsnew recent funny sms jokesNew sms [...]

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz… Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya SMS Searched by :-:funnysms newnew funniest smslatest fun smslatest and new sms messagesall new funny smslatest and new funny smsfunny sms collectiontime pass good morning sms in hindiFUNNY TIME PAASfunny sms in urdu new

Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4 a second without U, If U r not there I’m dead… Hello Mr. I’m talking about “OXYGEN” SMS Searched by :-:comedy smsthe latest very best short hindi funny sms from pakistanlatest funny sms collectionwww latest and new funny sms comfunnr [...]

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ� bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena SMS Searched by :-:latest funny smsfunny new smsFunny sms newnew latest funny smsNewest funny smsnew and latest funny smsHindi funny smsNew latest [...]

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI. SMS Searched by :-:new funny smsrealy funny new smsfunniest new text messagesFunny nwe sms masagesfunny text on kismatFunnynew smskismat kismat ki baat smslatest english [...]

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega. SMS Searched by :-:latest new msgwww newfunnysms comLatest new sms collectionlatest funniest sms in hindihumorous get well messageshindi new smsHindi best [...]

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar. SMS Searched by :-:Latest funny msgnew funni smsLatest cool friendship smsnew faney smsBest new funny smsnew hindi funny love smsnew added funny smshii sms funfunny latest [...]

Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho Kyon k! Tm to ek Farishta ho. . . . wohi farishta? ! Jisay Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho Kyon k! Tm to ek Farishta ho. [...]

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber can’t reach at the moment. SMS Searched by :-:new very funny smsNew funny msgesnice urdu latest smsNice sms new latestletest good goutes smsnew funny sms/

Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in my heart Your memories in my mind In your thoughts I became blind. SMS Searched by :-:sms new funnylatest funny messageswww new fuy smssms latest funnynew funny messages in hindiNew to new joke smsNew Funey hindi smsnew fun romentic smsenglish [...]

Dil se apka khayal jata nahin, Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasarat hai roz apko dekhu, Par kambakt woh madari apko roz lata nahi. SMS Searched by :-:punjabi newly funny smsNew funny msg collectionNew Funi smsnew cute smslatest new funny hindi smslatest sms new funnynose sms in hindinew sms quotes funnyNEW LETEST KAMEDI SMSLatest [...]

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO SMS Searched by :-:funny sms latesttime pass sms hindilatest & new smsFunny Sms in hindi and engSms new fanny hindisaas bahu urdu smsNew updated funny smsnew letest kamedy smsNew latest funny sms hindiNew friend sms [...]

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference SMS Searched by :-:New And Latest SMSnew nice smslatest sms with funNew latest msgcomedy sms in hindihindi funny msglatest funny mob smsnew letest funny messagefunny sms new letestNew Latest Funny Morning Sms

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Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA SMS Searched by :-:new latest funny sms in hindifunny sms inFuny new smsfun sms newnew funny sms in urduvery funny sms in hindifuni sms newNewest Funniest smsnew funny txt messagesnewest funy sms

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz.. SMS Searched by :-:funnysmsnice new sms massageesnew latest funny s m sadult funy sms in englishShort funny sms in hindinew funny text messageNew funny sms textnew funny sms in englishLATEST(NEW) SMSlatest new hindi [...]

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya.. SMS Searched by :-:latest smslatest funny short smsnice sms newletest new funny messagesfunny msgssms fun conew very funny sms messagesNew sms funenew funiest smsLatest short and funny sms

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai….. SMS Searched by :-:Funny latest SMSlatest new funny msgscute new latest smsnew funey sms hindinew funniest sms quotesNew funny massagenew nice sms messagessaas bahu funny sms in englishsms in hindi jokes comedynew comedy [...]

August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K Pass Hai Madam! SMS Searched by :-:farz new funny gindi smsFunny text messagelatest new funny friendship sms

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko, Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga, Ab Koi Ye Bataae Ki Kis Tarah Saatae Aaap Ko…. SMS Searched by :-:funny n new smswww new funny smsvery funny new smslatest hindi funny smssms latest funny newshort latest [...]

Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam hum aapse milne roz aate, Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota. SMS Searched by :-:latest short funny smschand pe s msfunny sms latest and shortlatest messages collectionMew comedy smstime paas sort smstelugu sms collectionlatestnew latest funny sms in hindi]arange [...]