Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Beta papa main ghr chor k ja
Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se…
Nikley hum duniya ki bheer mein
NikLey HuM DuniyA ki Bheer mEin Tu pAtA chALA “JAn|x”,,, K hAr Wo ShAks UdAAs…
Aik orat ne photographer ki dukan per
Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Ja kr pOcha:Kya Ap Bachon k Group Photo…
Larki hamara husn dekh kr ye log
Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar…
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Home » Faraz funny sms shayari Faraz funny sms shayari Hum Apni Rooh tera jism…
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa…
Life without U is impossible,
Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Boy im not rich like rahul i
Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul,…
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey
Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT…
Kya aapke sir pe ampquotseenghampquot hainnojust check
Kya aapke sir pe "SEENGH" hain?No!JUST CHECK IT NAHI HAIN?R U SURE?Koi baat nahi GADHE…
Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom
Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai………
Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur
Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI…
Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary
tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . ….
Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho….
Burey aamal ki waja se merne k
Burey Aamal ki waja se, merne k baad, kuch Mard (Men) Bhoot ban jatey hai,…
Yeh mat sochna k bhol jayin
Yeh Mat sochna k bhol jayin gay tumhain… Dor rah kar bhi chahain gay tumhain…..
Mujhe tum se p pi piy
Mujhe Tum Se P…. Pi… Piy… Piya… Piyaa.. Piyaaz Aalu mangwane hain lakar do ge?…
Sharif larki khabardar jo ainda agar
~SHARIF LARKi~ khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kiya to,,, . . . . ….
What will rajnikant complain to a
What Will Rajnikant Complain To A Dentist…? . . . . . Think…. . ….
Na waqt se na arzo udasion
NA WAQT Se Na Arzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Or Sirf Mohbbat Se Chahat…
Pyar vs dosti ek shikwa hai
Pyar v/s dosti Pyar ek shikwa hai, dosti ek jazba hai. Pyar me hr bar…
Lilly rose jamsmine tulip lotus orchid
Lilly Rose Jamsmine Tulip Lotus Orchid Sun flower sab phool khoobsoorat hotay hain magar in…
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh…
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In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur…
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"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,…
Museum me do khopri pari thi
musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
Chae wala larki dekh ker bolabholi si
Chae wala larki dekh ker bola,bholi si surat, aankhon mai masti, dor khari sharmay, aae…
Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo
Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST…
Wo dekho ammi abbu bhaiya baji
Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…
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?ΨΛI?_?eΔΦΞ??? /?:- Θ)Ψ?:-i?’?? Λ?Ψ?ΛΓ?Ξ??Φ!Λ?Ψ?$y’Π. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan…
Raat me jab sare log so jate
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per "Shamu" Nahi Sota Hai. Wo Jagta…
Teray husn ki kia taareef karootera bander
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray…
Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se
Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun…
Fimtfitmufyfitafitay muhogai tsalli bara shoq ay sms
FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tsalli ??Bara Shoq ay SMS prhn…
Q college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali…
Dono eyez per cheekz 2 baar
Dono eyez per Dono cheekz per 2 baar lipz per Mmmm aur 1 martaba neck…
If u knock at de door of
If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed…
Tum haste raho muskarate sada khilkhilate khush
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush…
samaj nahi ayega
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal…
Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro….
ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya
Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se…
Tum haseen cute great famous beautiful
Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum…
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon main 100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon jab woh…
Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm…
Q lambi umar k liye kia kerna
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye …….. ???? Ans: SHADI…… . . ….
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"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar
pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar rakh bari ki shadi ho cuki ha choti…
A ji o ji lo pado ji
A ji…., O ji……, LO ji…., PADO ji….., Main hoon mobile MOji. karta hun sms…
The worst thing about censorship is
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]…
Chori yun ana jana chor do
Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din…
Teachr wat is ur father stdnt
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father? Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer & P.C.S. In Winter. Tchr:…
Sardarji ki bivi mar gayi woh to
sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik…
Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..
Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki
Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar…
Two question asked to pakistani gals in
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping…
shaadi k din kareeb aye
? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le…
Teacher test yaad hai student jab
Teacher: Test yaad hai? Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is…
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko…
Paigam.. SMS# 155
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur…
sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…
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"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
Arz kiya hai aap hamare dil mein
Arz kiya hai:- Aap hamare dil mein base ho, Aap hamare dil mein base ho,…
Message pe message bhejte ho bhej ke
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh…
Amrina is the most beautiful and smart
“Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl Say this 10 times slowly with full…
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
When words fail eyes work eyes
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails… To kya?…
Laloji 1 mnth bush se english
LALOJI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki traning lekar vapas india aye. 1 din phone…
T r u h women never have
T R U T H Women never have anything to wear..” Don’t question the racks…
A sardar has twins he became worid
a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend "in main se 1…
Monaaunty auntyshani uncle ny jo singapoor wali
MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir…
Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay…
The difference between love n crush
The Difference Between Love n Crush ? When U Like A Person n U Know…