Funny SMS / text messages

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,
Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya..

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ�
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz,
Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..
wah wah
Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz
Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko
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kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya
faraz……
jo kahti thee,
KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

August 25, 2008
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K Pass Hai Madam!

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi