Funny SMS / text messages

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam…

Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate
Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye
Vo toh hamare na ho sake
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay.
Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya.
Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi.
Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri.
Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein.
Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz,
Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

Life without U is impossible,
Ur in my breath, in my blood,
Can’t stay 4 a second without U,
If U r not there I’m dead…
Hello Mr. I’m talking about
“OXYGEN”

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ�
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
.
.
.
wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
.
.
.
wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.