Funny Shayari / text messages

main mangta hoon tu dati nahi�
jawab meri baat ka�..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai�
rom rom jazbat ka�
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo�
baloo main phool gulab ka�..

Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ,
Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay

Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz,
phir Bhi kehti hai Zara Zara touch me touch me

Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ,
Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . : )

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain

Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???