Category: Funny Shayari
Funny sms shayari / funny shayari jokes in urdu, hindi and english
Ghar Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya.
Beta:- Papa Apki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai. Papa:-Ha Beta Ho Gayi Hai. Beta:-Kis Ke Sath….
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend,
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati…
free SMS ki scheme me.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat…
IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai…!
PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai… Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai… Yehi…
kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur…
‘HARI Mirch’ hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein…
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai,…
MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO…
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, Hum guzre un ki gali se…
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar…
darwaaza nahi hai
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz…
kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte
kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh…
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya…
majbur SMS# 150
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har…
Kitne haseen hai aap,
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi…
.aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat…
5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya…
Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare…
apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya
apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma…
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda…
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha
Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua,…
Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,
Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye….
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai,
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain….
Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye
Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye Hum Izhar Karne…
whisky SMS# 153
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola,…
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera…
Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . :
Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ, Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2…
Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi Dil…
tension SMS# 154
Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab…
Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye
Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to…
Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz,
Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz, phir Bhi kehti hai Zara Zara…
Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate…
BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey…
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de,
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur…
Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay
Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ, Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil…
To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush Rehna
Zinagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Laina Bindas Hoke I Love You Kehna Agar Rose Ke…
Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi…
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon…
baloo main phool gulab ka�.
main mangta hoon tu dati nahi� jawab meri baat ka�.. deti hai to khara ho…
Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane
Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane…
Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,
Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss…
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO,…
To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh
Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh Warna Aa Baith Ke Do…
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan…
Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai
Pyar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Hua Nai Tajmahal To Humein Bhi…
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar,
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar,…
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge,…
is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai…..
Macchar ne jo kata…
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon…