Category Archives: Funny Shayari

Funny sms shayari / funny shayari jokes in urdu, hindi and english

Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar,

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Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

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us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

‘HARI Mirch’ hai

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirch’ hai.

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane
Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane
Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya
Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kya Jaane

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

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Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Computrised shairi

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kal jab mile the tu dil mai howa aik sound

Or aj mile tu kehte ho your file not found

Jo muddat se hota aya hai wo repeat kar don gi

Tu na mila tu apni zindagi Ctrl+Alt+delete kar don gi

Shayed mere piyar ko taste karna bhol gaye

Dil se aisa Cut kiya k Paste karna bhol gaye

Lakhon hon ge nigha mai kabhi mujhe bhi pic karo

Is piyar k icon pe kabhi tu double click karo…!

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain

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Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Yeh To Unke Bachche Hee Kaminey Hain
Jo Mama-Mama Kehke Bulaate Hain

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

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Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye
Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye
Hum Izhar Karne Me Thode Dhile Ho Gaye
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye.

5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya…

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Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya…

IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai…!

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PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai… Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai… Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,kya kare yaar RAJKAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai…!

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya

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apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya… :-)

MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI

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NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI

.aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

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Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,

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Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

.Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Kitne haseen hai aap,

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Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

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Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai…

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye

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Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.

Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend,

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Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . “MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha

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Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

Ghar Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya.

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Beta:- Papa Apki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai.
Papa:-Ha Beta Ho Gayi Hai.
Beta:-Kis Ke Sath.
Papa:-Apki Mumy Ke Sath.
Beta:-Hooon………. Ghar Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya.

Kante:

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Kante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal”

Chante:
“Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho)

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,

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Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai, isliye kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte hai.

To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh

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Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh

Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg Whiskey Maar Aur Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…

Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

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Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

whisky

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Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

darwaaza nahi hai

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Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,

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Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par darte hain, ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush Rehna

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Zinagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Laina
Bindas Hoke I Love You Kehna
Agar Rose Ke Bale Sandle Mile
To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush Rehna

Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

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Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud khushi Kar Le
Plug Mein Ungli Daali To Bijli Chali Gayi

Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho

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Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,

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Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

baloo main phool gulab ka�.

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main mangta hoon tu dati nahi�
jawab meri baat ka�..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai�
rom rom jazbat ka�
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo�
baloo main phool gulab ka�..

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe

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Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai,

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Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain

tension

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Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna tension mat le I was lying

majbur

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Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….