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  1. Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

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  2. Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

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  3. Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe

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  4. main mangta hoon tu dati nahi� jawab meri baat ka�.. deti hai to khara ho jata hai� rom rom jazbat ka� kyun keti ho bar bar dalo� baloo main phool gulab ka�..

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  5. Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….

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  6. Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain

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  7. Pyar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Hua Nai Tajmahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha.. Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai

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  8. Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna tension mat le I was lying

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  9. 3 Dreams Of A Man : 1. To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is. 2. To Be As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is.

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  10. Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ, Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay

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  11. Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz, phir Bhi kehti hai Zara Zara touch me touch me

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  12. Puri Botal Na Sahi, Kam se Kam Ek Jam To ho Jaye. Milna Na Sahi, Dua Salaam To Ho Jaye. Jinki Yaad Main Hum Bimaar Pade Hain, Kam Se Kam Unhe Jukaam To Ho Jaye…

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  13. Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, unhon ne phenka hum pe phool, lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

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  14. Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.

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  15. Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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  16. Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai…

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  17. Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki…. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

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  18. Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

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  19. Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

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  20. Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kya Jaane

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  21. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.

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  22. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirch’ hai.

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  23. Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye Hum Izhar Karne Me Thode Dhile Ho Gaye Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye.

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  24. us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

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  25. Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Yeh To Unke Bachche Hee Kaminey Hain Jo Mama-Mama Kehke Bulaate Hain

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  26. SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.

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  27. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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  28. Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

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  29. PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai… Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai… Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,kya kare yaar RAJKAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai…!

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  30. Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya…

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  31. NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI

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  32. kal jab mile the tu dil mai howa aik sound Or aj mile tu kehte ho your file not found Jo muddat se hota aya hai wo repeat kar don gi Tu na mila tu apni zindagi Ctrl+Alt+delete kar don gi Shayed mere piyar ko taste karna bhol gaye Dil se aisa Cut kiya k […]

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  33. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

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  34. apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya…

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  35. Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

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  36. Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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  37. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

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  38. Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

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  39. Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.

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  40. Beta:- Papa Apki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai. Papa:-Ha Beta Ho Gayi Hai. Beta:-Kis Ke Sath. Papa:-Apki Mumy Ke Sath. Beta:-Hooon………. Ghar Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya.

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  41. Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

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  42. Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

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  43. Kante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal” Chante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Date Par To Jana Hi Hai , Ek Kam Karo , GF Ko Bus Main Bithao , Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho)

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  44. Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . “MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”

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  45. Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg Whiskey Maar Aur Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…

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  46. Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai…

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  47. Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.

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  48. Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

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  49. Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

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  50. Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!

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  51. Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai, isliye kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte hai.

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  52. Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi Dil Ne Kaha Khud khushi Kar Le Plug Mein Ungli Daali To Bijli Chali Gayi

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  53. kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh nahin karthe

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  54. Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par darte hain, ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

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  55. Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ, Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . : )

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  56. Zinagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Laina Bindas Hoke I Love You Kehna Agar Rose Ke Bale Sandle Mile To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush Rehna

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