Category: Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS

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Good lucks catch the eyes and a

good lucks catch the eyes and a good personality catches the heart and you are…

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Beautiful words by a best friend

Beautiful Words By A Best Friend- ‘Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick…

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The reason why most of the men

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips.. . . Thats…

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Bitter truth if money ever

Bitter Truth … “If money ever grew on trees. . . Girl’s would’nt mind dating…

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Smething 4 a true friend good friend

Smething 4 A True Friend: A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If…

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Winter comes again ampamp again summer

Winter Comes ………Again & Again, Summer Comes …….Again & Again, But The Person Like You……………..

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From here onwrds dun meet n talk

From here onwrds dun meet n talk 2me I m going in my way n…

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A boss was telling an applicant the

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company.. He said,…

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Commerce professor asks the student what is

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting…

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My science book says i agree

My SCIENCE book says & i agree.. . . . . . . . ….

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Tips 4 boys if you marry

TIPS 4 Boys- If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You. If You…

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Who is a boy a boy

Who is a boy? . A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation….

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Psychiatrists receptionist comes sayz theres man

PsyChIatrIst’s rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe’s mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf “INVISIBLE”…

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Once a girl askd her bf

Once a girl askd her bf : Why we have units to measure weight, height…

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Hi need 1 girl 2 marry

Hi’ Need 1 girl 2 marry . . . Age no bar, Color no bar,…

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There are 20 types of facebookers

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers: 1. Over Photo Editors 2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters…

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She blinded me with her light its

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes…

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Teacher because of quaid e azam

Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT on 14Th…

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How should a teacher be

How should a TEACHER be ? -.-

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I always pray 4 u dt may

i aLwAyS pRaY 4 U dT mAy uR lIfE b bRiGhT & sUnNy,& uR pArTnEr…

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I am looking for a bank which

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me…

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Doctor u lk exactly like my third

Doctor: U l??k exactly like my third wife..! Lady: How many wivez do u have???…

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Dear customer u r requested 2 switch

Dear customer! u r requested 2 switch off ur mobile as the sender of this…

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A man notice that his credit card

A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn’t Report It..!…

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No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the…

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In life wen u r alone

In Life Wen U R Alone When U R Crying Wen U R Upset Wen…

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As a family were trying to

As A Family We’re Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My…

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At a pakistan bus stand an american

At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand, An American DoctOr gOt Heart Attack after Reading a BoOk’s…

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The pain of losing a loved one

The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that…

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Height of over confidence a g i

HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce, A G I R L S A Y z W i…

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c r u s h e

” C R U S H E S ” Would Be A Lot Less Fun…

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Raabert boss mere dono bachon ke liye

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho…

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Wife wherell u take me on our

Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary? Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle…

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Once a man went to the doctor

ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID : Doctor!! Doctor!!! i just have…

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Give 1 english word 4 apny

give 1 english word 4 apny kiye pay pani pher dena…….. dont know… FLUSH;-)…

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The new england journal of medicine reports

The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That… ! ” 9 Out Of 10 Doctors…

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When u r single you see happy

When u r Single, You See Happy Couples Everywhere, , But , When u r…

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How to convert a university student into

How to convert a university student into a criminal??? . . . . . ….

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Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni

KABHI KISI LADKI SAY BOOK NAHI MANGNI CHAHIYE VERNA MAAR PED SAKTI HAIN COZ IT…

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Driving styles in diff countries 1hands on

driving styles in diff countries- …………1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out windo-sydny ………….1 hand on…

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Never kiss a police woman she ll

Never kiss a police woman. she ‘ll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse…

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9 advices to youth 1 never

9 Advices To Youth: 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy Truly …2> Never Lie To Parents…

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Daddy can ive another glass of water

Daddy Can I’ve Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony But Tht’s 10th One I’ve…

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Never trust a mn who says he

Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt…

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The w0rlds thinnest b00k is titled by

The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by, ?What W0men Want? It has 0nly 0ne w0rd…

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Limit of love 1 din samandar

Limit of Love. 1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha, Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe…

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A teenage girl had been talking on

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and…

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Some times small things in life hurt

Some times small things in life hurt a lot… If u dont agree with me…..

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Girl nice mobile where did u buy

Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-How Many…

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Cute n short love story girlhey ive

Cute N Short Love story! Girl:hey i’ve got two words 2 say Boy:wht? Girl:I LOVE…

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Ek chota bacha bohat dair se ro

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha. Uski Maa Ne Pocha Mele Laal…

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Prayer of an employee dear

Prayer Of An Employee : Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss…..

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Nxt generation child wil sing in school

Nxt generation child wil sing in school Twinkle twinkle little star, I jus went 2…

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Lady is this my train station master

Lady: Is this my train..? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.. Lady:…

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Someone has kidnapped the indian cricket team

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he…

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If i need brain transplantation ill prefer

If i need brain transplantation i’ll prefer ur brain, Dont think u r genious i…

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Employee i want a raise in my

Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two…

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Imagine urself in a boat which

Imagine urself in a boat which is sinking sharks all around u wat can u…

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Doctor to patient the check which you

Doctor to Patient: The check which you gave me has been returned Patient to Doctor:…

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Girlif v gt married stop smokng boyok

Girl:If v gt married stop smokng. Boy:Ok! Girl:Drinkng 2. Boy:Ok! Girl:N goin to d nite…

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Boys read at ur own risk

Boys Read At Ur Own Risk..!! . . Your Girlfriend Is: . . . Smart….

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Bartender i think uve had enuf sir

Bartender: I Think U’ve Had Enuf Sir ! Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy…

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I know u r too much daring

I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game….

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My wallet is like an onion whenever

My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it. It makes me cry (William…

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An old lady gave the buss drivr

An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat. Ths happnd 4 several Times….

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First the engagement ring then wedding suffering

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering …

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Wife says to husbandwhat is the difference

Wife says to husband.What is the difference b/w love & ishque.Husband says love means what…

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If child labour is a crime

If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . ….

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A touching story 1 day

A Touching Story… ! ! ! 1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a…

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Tcherwat is past participle of th verb

Tcher:”Wat is past participle of th verb ‘to ring’?” Johnny:”Wat do u think it is,Sir?”…

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There is one thing that both

There Is One Thing That Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon … . . ….

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What do u call a laughing motorcycle

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ??? . . . . ….

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No matter whether guyz are driving

No Matter Whether Guyz are driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They are not able…

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True love is like a pillow u

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble…

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Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he…

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3 unforgettable things in our life

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life…. 1-Breakfast 2-Lunch 3-Dinner No Need To Be Emotional…….

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Father i have seen you love your

Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me…

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How can a father make his

How Can A Father Make His Daughter Walk On The Street Looking Down The Earth??…

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a sign at petrol pump

… A Sign At A Petrol pump … “Plz … Don’t Smoke Here … Your…

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A boy going in car suddenly he

A boy going in car. Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of…

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Exams are like girlfriends 1 too

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much…

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Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM…

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She broke my heart i her

She Broke my Heart..:-( I Broke Her BF’S Jaw..;-)…

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Q have you heard the joke about

Q: Have yOu Heard The Joke AboUt bUtTer? Ans: I Butter Not Te|L yOU, It…

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Scientists have proved that 2904583181 people on

Scientists have proved that 2904583181 people on the earth are lazy,,, Because,, .. .. They…

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Ye chatri buhat khobsoratap ne kahan se

?ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi?? :ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa…

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If 15 225 3125 4625then 5 think

If? 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,then 5=? Think b4 scrolling down! Ans is 1 ,remember 1st…

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In a bar man attend da call

In a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile. Man: Hello! Wife:…