Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS
Beautiful words by a best friend
Beautiful Words By A Best Friend- ‘Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick…
The reason why most of the men
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips.. . . Thats…
Bitter truth if money ever
Bitter Truth … “If money ever grew on trees. . . Girl’s would’nt mind dating…
Smething 4 a true friend good friend
Smething 4 A True Friend: A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If…
Winter comes again ampamp again summer
Winter Comes ………Again & Again, Summer Comes …….Again & Again, But The Person Like You……………..
From here onwrds dun meet n talk
From here onwrds dun meet n talk 2me I m going in my way n…
A boss was telling an applicant the
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company.. He said,…
Commerce professor asks the student what is
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting…
Tips 4 boys if you marry
TIPS 4 Boys- If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You. If You…
Psychiatrists receptionist comes sayz theres man
PsyChIatrIst’s rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe’s mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf “INVISIBLE”…
Once a girl askd her bf
Once a girl askd her bf : Why we have units to measure weight, height…
There are 20 types of facebookers
There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers: 1. Over Photo Editors 2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters…
She blinded me with her light its
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes…
Teacher because of quaid e azam
Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT on 14Th…
I always pray 4 u dt may
i aLwAyS pRaY 4 U dT mAy uR lIfE b bRiGhT & sUnNy,& uR pArTnEr…
I am looking for a bank which
I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me…
Doctor u lk exactly like my third
Doctor: U l??k exactly like my third wife..! Lady: How many wivez do u have???…
Dear customer u r requested 2 switch
Dear customer! u r requested 2 switch off ur mobile as the sender of this…
A man notice that his credit card
A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn’t Report It..!…
No matter how high the sky is
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the…
As a family were trying to
As A Family We’re Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My…
At a pakistan bus stand an american
At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand, An American DoctOr gOt Heart Attack after Reading a BoOk’s…
The pain of losing a loved one
The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that…
Raabert boss mere dono bachon ke liye
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho…
Wife wherell u take me on our
Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary? Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle…
Once a man went to the doctor
ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID : Doctor!! Doctor!!! i just have…
Give 1 english word 4 apny
give 1 english word 4 apny kiye pay pani pher dena…….. dont know… FLUSH;-)…
The new england journal of medicine reports
The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That… ! ” 9 Out Of 10 Doctors…
When u r single you see happy
When u r Single, You See Happy Couples Everywhere, , But , When u r…
How to convert a university student into
How to convert a university student into a criminal??? . . . . . ….
Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni
KABHI KISI LADKI SAY BOOK NAHI MANGNI CHAHIYE VERNA MAAR PED SAKTI HAIN COZ IT…
Driving styles in diff countries 1hands on
driving styles in diff countries- …………1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out windo-sydny ………….1 hand on…
Never kiss a police woman she ll
Never kiss a police woman. she ‘ll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse…
9 advices to youth 1 never
9 Advices To Youth: 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy Truly …2> Never Lie To Parents…
Daddy can ive another glass of water
Daddy Can I’ve Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony But Tht’s 10th One I’ve…
Never trust a mn who says he
Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt…
The w0rlds thinnest b00k is titled by
The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by, ?What W0men Want? It has 0nly 0ne w0rd…
Limit of love 1 din samandar
Limit of Love. 1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha, Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe…
A teenage girl had been talking on
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and…
Some times small things in life hurt
Some times small things in life hurt a lot… If u dont agree with me…..
Girl nice mobile where did u buy
Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-How Many…
Cute n short love story girlhey ive
Cute N Short Love story! Girl:hey i’ve got two words 2 say Boy:wht? Girl:I LOVE…
Ek chota bacha bohat dair se ro
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha. Uski Maa Ne Pocha Mele Laal…
Prayer of an employee dear
Prayer Of An Employee : Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss…..
Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Nxt generation child wil sing in school Twinkle twinkle little star, I jus went 2…
Lady is this my train station master
Lady: Is this my train..? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.. Lady:…
Someone has kidnapped the indian cricket team
Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he…
If i need brain transplantation ill prefer
If i need brain transplantation i’ll prefer ur brain, Dont think u r genious i…
Employee i want a raise in my
Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two…
Imagine urself in a boat which
Imagine urself in a boat which is sinking sharks all around u wat can u…
Girlif v gt married stop smokng boyok
Girl:If v gt married stop smokng. Boy:Ok! Girl:Drinkng 2. Boy:Ok! Girl:N goin to d nite…
Doctor to patient the check which you
Doctor to Patient: The check which you gave me has been returned Patient to Doctor:…
Boys read at ur own risk
Boys Read At Ur Own Risk..!! . . Your Girlfriend Is: . . . Smart….
Bartender i think uve had enuf sir
Bartender: I Think U’ve Had Enuf Sir ! Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy…
I know u r too much daring
I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game….
My wallet is like an onion whenever
My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it. It makes me cry (William…
An old lady gave the buss drivr
An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat. Ths happnd 4 several Times….
First the engagement ring then wedding suffering
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering …
Wife says to husbandwhat is the difference
Wife says to husband.What is the difference b/w love & ishque.Husband says love means what…
Tcherwat is past participle of th verb
Tcher:”Wat is past participle of th verb ‘to ring’?” Johnny:”Wat do u think it is,Sir?”…
There is one thing that both
There Is One Thing That Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon … . . ….
What do u call a laughing motorcycle
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ??? . . . . ….
No matter whether guyz are driving
No Matter Whether Guyz are driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They are not able…
True love is like a pillow u
True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble…
Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved
HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he…
3 unforgettable things in our life
3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life…. 1-Breakfast 2-Lunch 3-Dinner No Need To Be Emotional…….
Father i have seen you love your
Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me…
How can a father make his
How Can A Father Make His Daughter Walk On The Street Looking Down The Earth??…
A boy going in car suddenly he
A boy going in car. Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of…
Exams are like girlfriends 1 too
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much…
Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries
KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM…
Q have you heard the joke about
Q: Have yOu Heard The Joke AboUt bUtTer? Ans: I Butter Not Te|L yOU, It…
Scientists have proved that 2904583181 people on
Scientists have proved that 2904583181 people on the earth are lazy,,, Because,, .. .. They…
Ye chatri buhat khobsoratap ne kahan se
?ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi?? :ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa…
If 15 225 3125 4625then 5 think
If? 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,then 5=? Think b4 scrolling down! Ans is 1 ,remember 1st…
In a bar man attend da call
In a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile. Man: Hello! Wife:…
A picture can describe thousand words
A Picture Can Describe Thousand Words ….! But With The Help 0f Photo-shop …It Can…