Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS
If people commit suicide because of too
If people commit suicide because of too many problems, . . . when will my……
It was happening in a hospital that
It was Happening In a Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday…
A boy got caught in class throwing
A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write…
I failed a spelling test because they
I Failed A Spelling Test Because They Asked Me How To Spell “PLAYER” . ….
Of loving beauty you float with grace
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face …
Some funny signboards pizza
Some Funny Signboards … @ Pizza Shop “7 Dayz Widout Pizza Makes 1 Weak” In…
I wont be impressed with technology until
I won’t be impressed with Technology until I can download a Zinger Burger for FREE!!…
A heart touching message we
A Heart Touching Message .. .. .. .. .. .. “We Need Six Months Vacation…
Why is the fire engine red in
Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has…
One day a man spotted an old
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it…
Boy to girl before exam hey all
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best Girl: All da best to u…
Tumse mila main kal to mere
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili…
Doctor amp engineer loves a same girl
Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl. Engineer before going to out-station for a week,…
Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi
Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way Toyota passd…
Kiddad can we go to mcdonald
Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?” Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid:Thought For A…
having 1 child makes you a parent
-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree….
Man 1 i m alwayz delighted whn
Man 1: “I m Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness.” Man…
Your ex girlfriend asking if u can still
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . ….
Whats 0n your mind you ask
Whats 0n Your Mind You Ask? Well, Facebook… I Would Tell You … But Youre…
A bf brought present 4 his gf
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF GF(After Opening) What D Hell Wud I Do…
After a quarrel husband said to his
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool…
Quitters never win and winners quite but
Quitters Never Win And Winners Never Quite But Those Who Never Quit And Never Win…
Boy1you are late boy2i had to toss
Boy1:You are late!. Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and…
Qwhat do you when a blond throws
Q:What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you? Ans: Pull…
Engineering question some text missing what
Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) …
A modern artist is the one who
A modern artist is the one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with…
A touching love stry a boy
A touching love stry a boy n a grl lv each other vry mch.. One…
Millions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to…
How much secrets are hidden on a
How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell Phone is Directly Proportional To . ….
Boy i want to be a millionaire
Boy: “I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad…!” Girl: “Wow, your dad’s…
After digging to a depth of 100
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of…
What do i when see someone extremely
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I…
I used facebook for a few days
I Used Facebook For A Few Days And Got Addicted To It.. But I Am…
The saudi ambassador to the un has
The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out…
Class rooms r like train 1st
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle…
Height of begging a sleeping beggar
Height Of Begging!! A sleeping beggar puts up A notice board in front of him:…
Definition of laziness itz
Definition Of Laziness :- -:- iT’z A tElEnT oF tAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU gEt TiRed…
Two friends billooo amp tillooo went to
Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard)….
Definition of a great loser a
Definition of “A great loser”: A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on…
Ek don ka beta oral exam me
ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad…
Girls are never wrong just sometimes
Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy,…
M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment youre
M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment: You’re getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single…
Girls are like phones we to be
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u…
Five benefit of kiss 1changes taste
five benefit of kiss 1.changes taste 2.burn calories 3.lips never got dried 4.makes face muscles…
I see your face when am dreaming
I see your face when I am dreaming That’s why I always wake up screaming…
Doctor implants a new ear 2 man
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man. man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman’s ear"…
Amazing truth when your mom decides
Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are…
What is the definition of a modern
What is the definition of a Modern Employer? Modern employer is the one who is…
An old man was wondering if his
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day,…
What happend 2 ur mobile i was
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this…
A married man had written on the
A married man had written on the back of his car…. “Don’t disturb . ….
Maa beta kya kar rahe ho beta
MAA: Beta kya kar rahe ho? BETA: Padh raha hoon. MAA: Excellent! kya padh rahe…
A small but very meaningful thought
A Small But Very Meaningful Thought . . . “Nothing Is Interesting In L I…
Wat words starts withs n ends withx
Wat words starts with’S’ n ends with’X’. It has a lot of ups n down…
Good news a new way 2 send
Good News A New Way 2 Send Romantic Kiss 2 Ur Girl Friend Just Call…
giggling bites in the past
* Giggling Bites * In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone …You Argued…
If time doesnt wait 4 u
If time doesn’t wait 4 u Don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from ur…
All flowers cannot represent the love but
All flowers cannot represent the love but Rose did it All animals cannot speak but…
Boss itne kam kapray pehan k q
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl:…
1st boss tumne us larki ko job
1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di? 2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf…
The best relation ever is between two
The best relation ever is between TWO EYES… They blink together move together cry together…
Boy where are you going girl
Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl:…
Wah wah bhai o kia kehna
Wah wah wah wah Bhai wah wah wah o’ wah wah kia kehna wah lajawab…
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I…
Latest research boys always remain faitfull
Latest Research: . . Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!! But, . . Which…
Why girls live longer than boys
Why girls live longer than boys???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Scientific…
Heaven is when u have german car
Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife hell…
Teacher fell asleep in class and a
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little…
Universal truth we learnt sun rises in
Universal TRUTH we learnt “sun rises in the east” Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets,…
Child 2 dentist doctor kya dard
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?…
Dont do drugs because if you youll
Don’t Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You’ll Go To Prison And Drugs Are…
No one is too young for love
No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which…
Heights of shock boy msgs her
Heights Of Shock. Boy msgs her gf: jan i can’t live wthout u,Wil u Marry…
New style of proposing a girl i
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,…
Biwi shohar se aaj ap daftar se
Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Shohr: achanak mere boss…
Good lucks catch the eyes and a
good lucks catch the eyes and a good personality catches the heart and you are…