Category: Funny Jokes

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Height of good luck teacher hey

Height of Good Luck….!… Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . ….

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If people commit suicide because of too

If people commit suicide because of too many problems, . . . when will my……

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It was happening in a hospital that

It was Happening In a Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday…

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I love u want like miss

I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U I MISS U I TALK U…

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A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write…

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I failed a spelling test because they

I Failed A Spelling Test Because They Asked Me How To Spell “PLAYER” . ….

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face …

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Some funny signboards pizza

Some Funny Signboards … @ Pizza Shop “7 Dayz Widout Pizza Makes 1 Weak” In…

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I wont be impressed with technology until

I won’t be impressed with Technology until I can download a Zinger Burger for FREE!!…

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A heart touching message we

A Heart Touching Message .. .. .. .. .. .. “We Need Six Months Vacation…

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Why is the fire engine red in

Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has…

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One day a man spotted an old

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it…

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Boy to girl before exam hey all

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best Girl: All da best to u…

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Tumse mila main kal to mere

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili…

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Doctor amp engineer loves a same girl

Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl. Engineer before going to out-station for a week,…

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Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi

Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way Toyota passd…

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Kiddad can we go to mcdonald

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?” Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid:Thought For A…

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having 1 child makes you a parent

-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree….

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Man 1 i m alwayz delighted whn

Man 1: “I m Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness.” Man…

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Your ex girlfriend asking if u can still

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . ….

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Whats 0n your mind you ask

Whats 0n Your Mind You Ask? Well, Facebook… I Would Tell You … But Youre…

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A bf brought present 4 his gf

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF GF(After Opening) What D Hell Wud I Do…

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After a quarrel husband said to his

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool…

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Quitters never win and winners quite but

Quitters Never Win And Winners Never Quite But Those Who Never Quit And Never Win…

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Boy1you are late boy2i had to toss

Boy1:You are late!. Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and…

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Qwhat do you when a blond throws

Q:What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you? Ans: Pull…

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Engineering question some text missing what

Engineering Question, *Some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks) …

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A modern artist is the one who

A modern artist is the one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with…

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A touching love stry a boy

A touching love stry a boy n a grl lv each other vry mch.. One…

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Its a fact girl may

It’s A Fact. . . . Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot…

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Millions of people write love letters

Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to…

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How much secrets are hidden on a

How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell Phone is Directly Proportional To . ….

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Boy i want to be a millionaire

Boy: “I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad…!” Girl: “Wow, your dad’s…

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After digging to a depth of 100

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of…

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What do i when see someone extremely

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I…

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I used facebook for a few days

I Used Facebook For A Few Days And Got Addicted To It.. But I Am…

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The saudi ambassador to the un has

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out…

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Class rooms r like train 1st

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle…

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Always speak the truth

Always Speak The Truth! . .. … .. … . . . . . ….

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Height of begging a sleeping beggar

Height Of Begging!! A sleeping beggar puts up A notice board in front of him:…

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Definition of laziness itz

Definition Of Laziness :- -:- iT’z A tElEnT oF tAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU gEt TiRed…

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A nurse fell in luv with

A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor But D Nurse Spent Most Of D…

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As i m now in da mst

As i m now in da mst imp. yr of my career i hv startd…

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A mans feeling it

A Man’s Feeling :…. . . “It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I…

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Two friends billooo amp tillooo went to

Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard)….

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Definition of a great loser a

Definition of “A great loser”: A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on…

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I cant msg u till 2 weeks

I Can’t Msg U Till 2 Weeks. I’m Goin To USA . . . Nothing…

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Ek don ka beta oral exam me

ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad…

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M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment youre

M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment: You’re getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single…

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Girls are never wrong just sometimes

Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy,…

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Girls are like phones we to be

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u…

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Five benefit of kiss 1changes taste

five benefit of kiss 1.changes taste 2.burn calories 3.lips never got dried 4.makes face muscles…

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I see your face when am dreaming

I see your face when I am dreaming That’s why I always wake up screaming…

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Doctor implants a new ear 2 man

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man. man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman’s ear"…

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todayz thought always

|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~| . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Amazing truth when your mom decides

Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are…

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What is the definition of a modern

What is the definition of a Modern Employer? Modern employer is the one who is…

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An old man was wondering if his

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day,…

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What happend 2 ur mobile i was

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this…

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A married man had written on the

A married man had written on the back of his car…. “Don’t disturb . ….

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Maa beta kya kar rahe ho beta

MAA: Beta kya kar rahe ho? BETA: Padh raha hoon. MAA: Excellent! kya padh rahe…

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A small but very meaningful thought

A Small But Very Meaningful Thought . . . “Nothing Is Interesting In L I…

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Wat words starts withs n ends withx

Wat words starts with’S’ n ends with’X’. It has a lot of ups n down…

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If you think your boss is

If You Think Your Boss Is “S t u p i d …” Remember!! You…

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Good news a new way 2 send

Good News A New Way 2 Send Romantic Kiss 2 Ur Girl Friend Just Call…

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giggling bites in the past

* Giggling Bites * In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone …You Argued…

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f a c t did

~*~ F A C T ~*~ Did You Know . . .? That “HEELS” Are…

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If time doesnt wait 4 u

If time doesn’t wait 4 u Don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from ur…

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All flowers cannot represent the love but

All flowers cannot represent the love but Rose did it All animals cannot speak but…

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Boss itne kam kapray pehan k q

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl:…

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1st boss tumne us larki ko job

1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di? 2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf…

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The best relation ever is between two

The best relation ever is between TWO EYES… They blink together move together cry together…

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Boy where are you going girl

Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl:…

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Wah wah bhai o kia kehna

Wah wah wah wah Bhai wah wah wah o’ wah wah kia kehna wah lajawab…

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I…

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Latest research boys always remain faitfull

Latest Research: . . Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!! But, . . Which…

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Why girls live longer than boys

Why girls live longer than boys???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Scientific…

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Heaven is when u have german car

Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife hell…

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Teacher fell asleep in class and a

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little…

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If a cute n handsum girl says

If a cute n Handsum girl says 2 u "I LUV U" Do Any Of…

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Universal truth we learnt sun rises in

Universal TRUTH we learnt “sun rises in the east” Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets,…

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Bindaas attitude i m not f

BinDaAs AtTiTuDe “I m Not F a i l e d, … My “SUCCESS” Is…

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Child 2 dentist doctor kya dard

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?…

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Dont do drugs because if you youll

Don’t Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You’ll Go To Prison And Drugs Are…

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No one is too young for love

No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which…

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Heights of shock boy msgs her

Heights Of Shock. Boy msgs her gf: jan i can’t live wthout u,Wil u Marry…

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New style of proposing a girl i

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,…

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Biwi shohar se aaj ap daftar se

Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Shohr: achanak mere boss…