Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS
Height of bravery for girls moving
Height of bravery for girls .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …..
Definition for human being a creature
Definition for Human being: A creature that cuts trees ,makes papers and writes “SAVE TREES”…
Having 1 child makes you a parent
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage…
tragedies of girls life 1
-=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=- 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking =P ……
Teacher give me sentence with a direct
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object. Student: Every one Thinks You Are The…
Two tigers were resting under a tree
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could…
Boy to girl will you marry
Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy…
Fact of life only 1 the
Fact of Life… Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining…
Fact of our life whenever we find
Fact of our life: Whenever we find the key 2 success, Some idiots change the…
Attachment is not when two people chat
Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night. . . . Its when…
Evolution of man without shadi spiderman
Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDERMAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur…
Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl
Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A…
Two ladies fighting for a seat in
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus Conductor : The older…
Every man needs a beautiful wife intelligent
Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife Intelligent Wife Caring Wife Loving Wife Smart Wife Adjusting…
A mouse was going with its kidsa
A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:” BHOW…
Ppl say a kiss is on
Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS A Passionate Kiss…
I was worried in a dream
I was worried in a DREAM last nite i saw all the DEVILS of the…
An acountant in a big firm had
An acountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every mroning he used…
If we were born kn0wing everything
If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe…
a beautiful message little girl
== A Beautiful Message == A Little Girl Was Asked … : "Where Your Home…
Lady to other lady what do u
Lady To Other Lady: What Do U Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? ?…
Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: “Standing On The Edge If A Bridge…” Friend:…
Soldier 2 general sir a small enemy
Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking General: Quick bring me my…
Who is a psychiatrist qualified
Who Is A Psychiatrist ? A Qualified Person Who Gives You An Expensive, Critical Analysis…
Dear lays manufacturer u forgot to mention
Dear lays manufacturer U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of ur…
I dont understand banks why do
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I ‘m…
A young boss said quotthe great
A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is…
In an engineering university during a maths
In an engineering university during a math’s class: Student: Why do we have to learn…
A fact a girl will
A Fact : “A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget But She Will Never Let…
There are 3 kinds of men
There Are 3 Kinds Of Men Who Do Not Understand Women … 1 – Young…
Women hve a passion 4 mathematics
Women Hve A Passion 4 Mathematics They Divide Thier Age In Half Double The Price…
Warehouse k owner ne new accountant ko
Warehouse k owner ne new accountant ko store room ki inventory List Tyar krnay Ko…
Top 3 universities rule 1
Top 3 Universities Rule : 1: B Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping…
I just hate y0u go away why
I just hate y0u! Go away.. Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again……
When things go wrong ampamp sadness fill
when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart & when tears flow frm…
Laysolays dear lays chips you
|Lays’O’Lays| Dear Lays Chips , You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients ….
Life before computer window was a
life before computer – – – Window was a square hole in a room Application…
1 fine morning in the middle of
1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to…
A one line advertisement by a married
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: . . … ….
Fantastic answer for why didnt u
Fantastic answer for , Why didn’t u receive my Call? . . . . ….
Height of unreasonable demand 2
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ?? 2 Negroes Wearing Black Suit Standing Infront F A White…
Funny ultimate truths 1 whenever
FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS : 1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the…
During a visit to mental hospital medical
During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, “How do…
I always give 100 attendance in college
I always give 100% attendance in college: . . . . . . . ….
The biggest seller is cook books n
The Biggest Seller Is Cook-Books N The Second Is Diet-Books – … How Not To…
A memon had an accident in
A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried …”Officer…
Gals have two major problems with their
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe: 1. Nothing to wear & 2. No…
Dear human you get angry at
Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get…
An elderly gentleman was invited by an
An elderly gentleman was invited by an old frnd 4 dinner. He was impressed by…
Every 1 need a joker who can
eVeRy 1 nEeD a jOkEr wHo cAn mAkE uS lAuGh, bUt EVeR u tHinKeD THt…
3 friends lived in the same flat
3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift…
Height of badluck p boy marry
HEIGHT OF BADLUCK :p Boy: Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ?…
Amazin lines of attitude yes i
Amazin’ Lines Of Attitude- “Yes, I Hav Made “MISTAKES”, Bcos My Life Did Not Come…
Little johnny mamwill you punish me
Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do??
Boss tum ne kis larki ko secertry
Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar…
Dear face wash commercials nobody can splash
Dear Face-wash Commercials, . . . . Nobody can splash water on their face the…
The thing which is never complete called
The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called… . . . . . . . ….
Guess the minimum area with maximum
Guess The Minimum Area With Maximum Number 0f Colour Paints. . . ? ? ?…
Good old days when i was a
GOOD OLD DAYS When I was a child, my mother would send me down to…
A doctor came to visit the patient
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying,…
Lecturer quotchildren in the dark make mistakesquot
Lecturer: "Children in the dark make mistakes..!" convert dis sentence to its opposite form… Student:…
New style of break up p
New Style Of Break- Up !! 😛 A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His…
A man phones a mental hospital and
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in…
The true lines on the t shirt of
The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee: "I work only for MONEY. If…
How to avoid bad dreams night
how to avoid bad dreams @ night…? very simple yaar dont remember ur face b4…
When sum1 takes ur cell for hours
When sum1 Takes ur cell for Hours & you are in no Hurry to Get…
U r the one who is charming
U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U…
Dear computer users i do appreciate
Dear Computer Users, I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!…
A private employee was rewarded a bicycle
A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve…
Manager whts ur father name employee
Manager: wHt’s uR Father nAme? EmpLoyeE: "BijLI Deen" Manager: TOo stRanger Name!! EmplOyee: pEhLay tO…
This is how a week goes
This is how a week goes: . . Mooooooooooooooooonday…….. . Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday……… . Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday………. . Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday………….
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up…
A thought for all graduates quota
A Thought For All Graduates… "A Thermometer Isn’t The Only Thing That Gets A Degree…
Morning note arguing with boss is
Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the…
We have solution for all the problems
We Have Solution For all The Problems 😀 . . . . . . .:….
Difference between rain in pakistan and dubai
Difference Between Rain In PAKISTAN And DUBAI In Dubai After Rain, Water Disappears In 5…
Doctor youre in good health youll live
Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty. Patient: But, doctor, I am…
A boy sees beautiful girl sitting
A Boy Sees A Beautiful Girl Sitting Right Next To Him & Writes In A…
Signboard outside a repair shop
Signboard Outside A Repair Shop … "We Can Repair Anything … (PLZ ! Knock Hard…
A man traveling at 130 mph on
A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police. Man:”Sorry,officer…
Cat how old ru elephant 5
CAT: how old ru? ELEPHANT: 5 years CAT: but u look big? ELEPHANT: I’m a…