Category: Funny Jokes

Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke.. Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last…

The World’s Largest Migration Is From . . . . . . . . ….

Impact of Job Change: A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng…

In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz! A guy calls his teachr bt…

Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree 2 another ???????????? ????????? ???????? Sorry??.. Its…

Fact … A Lot Of Fellows Now A Dayz Have B . A, B ….

EK BAHO SARI RAAT PARAYE MARD KAY SAATH SOO KAR AYI LEKIN USKI SAAS NE…

A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs…. 10% Like The Feeling…. 12% Like…

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘i Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ”…

A guy’s walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid,…

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…

?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn…

Set Your “Loved One” Free … If It Doesn’t Come Back … !! . ….

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even…

Our Phones Fall,We Panic 😮 Our Friends Fall, We Laugh! 😀 Shame on Us :-P:D…

Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho, Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka…

a man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow! painting of…

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…

Old concept: “Do or die ” New concept: “Do before u die ” Latest concept:…

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said…

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,

Pakistani Courses:- MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:-Islamic Institute of…

When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you’re in LOVE…. You…

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would…

He Broke Her Heart… And She Broke His iphone 5G… . . . . ….

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo …

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more…

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig…

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth…

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and…

Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back…

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique …..

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd…

Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are…

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

English translation class.Teacher : ‘Wats your fathers name?’Student : ‘Beautiful-Red-Underwear’..!T : ‘Wwaaatt…?’S : ‘Sunder-lal-Jetty(Shetty)’..!Haa haa…

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says…

I want to share everything with u. Your sadness ,your happy momments, Lets start with…

Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se PuchhaAngrej:

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u…

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks…

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light…

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats…

VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt…

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food…

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY…

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul…

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u,…

If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me…

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy…

This is Top Secret: . . . . . . . . . . ….

…..the Heart Beat of my Phone …..is ur Message Tone …

3 animals broke in2 the house, wen cops came ,they found da mouse watchn TV,da…

Pathan commiting suicide, someone asked the reasonHe said: My wife runaway with my friend and…

if u need ADVICE SMS ME if u need a FRIEND CALL ME if u…

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really…

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice…

Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, tiny eyes& Rosy Tongue Actually I ws pointing out…

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,…

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested …

This time… I’m sure& I n going2say it… I I L I LO I LOV…

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U…

what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal…

A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n…

Breaking news . . . Latest news . . . Most important . . ….

U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har…

Lady Secretary: Sir, it’s ur wife’s call. She wants to kiss U on the phone….

I wish…u were heren my room on my bedwid da lights off!v go under da…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we…

Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief,…

TeAcHeR: “YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn’T YoU?” StUdEnT: “No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT.” Sameer…

May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our…

Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of…

Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…

GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master…

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT:…

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay…

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,…

Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have…