Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes / Short, Stupid, Love and English Jokes SMS
In memry of all thoz who luv
In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz! A guy calls his teachr bt…
Why does a monkey jump from 1
Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree 2 another ???????????? ????????? ???????? Sorry??.. Its…
Ek baho sari raat paraye mard kay
EK BAHO SARI RAAT PARAYE MARD KAY SAATH SOO KAR AYI LEKIN USKI SAAS NE…
A recent survey showed why men like
A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs…. 10% Like The Feeling…. 12% Like…
What is another painful sentence other than
What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘i Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ”…
If ur world is spining round ampamp
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u…
Its been a rough dayi got up
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…
Lady drinking coke machhar falls in takes
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks…
Teacher johny if your father earned 100000
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…
I want you to be with me
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light…
wen-a-guy-tellz-u-that-he
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart…
Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…
Do u know the fullform of college
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats…
Very cute gorgeous genious goodlooking intellegent one
VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt…
If your a vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food…
Newtons law of romance love can neither
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY…
One day santas girlfriend asks him darling
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a…
Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…
3 guys were introduced to a girl
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul…
When i am not messaging u it
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u,…
I saw your face as you walked
I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy…
3 animals broke in2 the house wen
3 animals broke in2 the house, wen cops came ,they found da mouse watchn TV,da…
Pathan commiting suicide someone asked the reasonhe
Pathan commiting suicide, someone asked the reasonHe said: My wife runaway with my friend and…
Wifecan u explain to me how this
Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really…
Chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips tiny
Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, tiny eyes& Rosy Tongue Actually I ws pointing out…
When you get this sms send it
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,…
God made man and then rested women
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested …
This time im sureampamp i n going2say
This time… I’m sure& I n going2say it… I I L I LO I LOV…
U r the one who is charming
U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U…
What is the difference btw secretary and
what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal…
A mobile is like a woman talks
A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n…
Breaking news latest most important aham tareen
Breaking news . . . Latest news . . . Most important . . ….
U r sweet as chocolatmitha gulabjamun rasila
U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har…
Lady secretary sir its ur wifes call
Lady Secretary: Sir, it’s ur wife’s call. She wants to kiss U on the phone….
I wishu were heren my room on
I wish…u were heren my room on my bedwid da lights off!v go under da…
Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…
Ocean full of syllabus river questions
Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we…
Read slowly u r que tea
Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief,…
Teacher you missed school yesterday didnt you
TeAcHeR: “YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn’T YoU?” StUdEnT: “No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT.” Sameer…
May our friendship turn in2 silver silver
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our…
Kis z da key of lovelove maragemarage
Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of…
Dear god give me the wisdom
Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…
Galilo great mind einstein genious newton
GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master…
In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT:…
Aadmi apne bachay se baita sharab mat
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay…
Consequences of american life style the wife
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,…
Find the most suotable place 4 this
Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…
Who said english is easyfill in the
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have…
A little kid walks into a city
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and…
Ek shaks gussy me police station gya
Ek shaks gussy me police station gya aur bolaa… Meri complain note kro mje dhamki…
Sorry galti se yemsg aap ko send
Sorry! GaLti Se YeMsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya..Neeche Mt ParhNa, NeecheGaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai…..
Q which boy has the permission to
Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room? Ans.:…
A gorgeous girl walks up 2 professors
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I’ll Do Anything 2 Pass…
Buhot ache wah kya baat hai
Buhot Ache Wah Kya Baat Hai Buhot Aala Gr8 Yaar Zabardast Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant…
Far sighted once an old man
Far sighted…. Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench….
Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…
Teacher johny if your father earned 100000
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…
From mon to sun jan to dec
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings…
A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend
A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend ” You are as useless as. .. …..
A quiet man is thinking man
A Quiet Man, Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman, Is Usually Mad.. =P …
Ive no girlfriend girl friend girl
I’ve No Girlfriend I’ve No Girl friend I’ve No GirL Friend I’ve No GirL Friend…
Find the most suotable place 4 this
Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…
Dear god give me the wisdom
Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…
Talk 2 me when im bored kiss
TaLk 2 me wHen i’m boReD, kiSS me wHen i’m saD, hug me wHen i…
A man received d phone from
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in…
A guys walking down the street and
A guy’s walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid,…
Facebook paper q1 define add
FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…
Jhoom re ek sahab nashay me larkhratay
?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn…
Someday u may lose ur hair
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even…
Our phones fallwe panic o friends
Our Phones Fall,We Panic 😮 Our Friends Fall, We Laugh! 😀 Shame on Us :-P:D…
Apne chare se ruswaie ka ampquoterrorampquot to
Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho, Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka…
A man went to painting exhibition and
a man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow! painting of…
Facebook paper q1 define add
FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…
Old concept do or die new
Old concept: “Do or die ” New concept: “Do before u die ” Latest concept:…
When i was born devil saidoh shit
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said…
Two girls were arguing when the teacher
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,