Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke…
Height of double meaning after electi0n pm
Height Of Double Meaning After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia…
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi…
Admi ne train main gori ka rape
Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath…
Girls college k bahar chaat wale ko
Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. . Chaat…
Aad karo woh din jab tum ne
aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora…
Piss the taking is someone that realise
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ…
1 class ka bacha apni miss se
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?…
My principle of life if someone throws
MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at…
Agr apko 22 saal ki larki jhuk
Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez…
Girljanu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi
GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya…
Beautiful quotethere iz nothing greater dan parents
Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast…
If 15 225 3125 4625 5
if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the…
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked…
If u notice this you will that
if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!…
February ko valentines day hota hai
February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein…
Jab bhi tujhko koi zakham laga
Jab bhi tujhko koi Zakham laga, To maine libaas apna utaar diya, Giraybaan apna cheer…
She was all alone in the home
sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS…
Hold her by waist keep ur
Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips……
Dil karta hai le loon teri
dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta…
Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay…
Moonh meetha karna hai toh k
Moonh meetha karna hai toh?? K K K K K Ki Ki Ki Ki Ki…
Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm
Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aa haye uff aa i maa…
Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to
Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to…
There are only 5 things we need
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food,…
Philosophy of life at
Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her…
Is suhany mosam me tumhara sath ho
Is Suhany Mosam me Tumhara Sath ho Garm Bistar me Kambal urhy Tum pas ho…
Hi jan kya hall hai jan
Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___?…
Question bivi ke jism me
Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti…
A little girl whn askd her name
A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told…
My thumb nevr pains while typing sms
My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until…
Fill in the blanks 1boos 2
Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ ….
3 log they zabardasti ghar me ghus
3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le…
Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha
Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha, Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari……
Main niyat karta houn k ajj
MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?! ….
May kitna tm pay marta hun aur
May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai…
Woh konsi situation hoti hai jis
Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai Or…
Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh…
Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff
Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff….. Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska.., Honto Se Lgao To…
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…
Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k
Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI tauba kitna galat…
1 aadmi do ladkiyo ka hath pakray
1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA… . . . . . ….
Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki
Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …
A girl ask papu wo kya hai
A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas…
Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha
EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY…
Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…
Kiss kiss ko bataein k aap
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss ko bataein…
Aik larki professor kay room may enter
Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay…
Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata
Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? ….
Doctor mrs taniya good news for you
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam…
Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna
Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi…
Husband k mrnay next day wife ne
Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil…
Which part of a mans body has
Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And…
Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt
Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le…
Agr ap larkiyo se hmesha ghirey
Agr ap Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy Agr Ap Chahte Hy K Wo…
Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele…
Kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki
kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki tabeer ‘meriii’ saray pesay lay k to madeenay…
Plz give me a kiss shocked
Plz give me a ‘KISS’ Shocked? Daro mat ‘KISS’ means- K=Koi I=Interesting S=Sms S=Send karo…
Rat ko aik larki ne car rukne
Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia. Car kareeb aa kar…
Hello how r u kaise ho
Hello! how r u? kaise ho? kya haal hain? kaise mizaaj hain! tabiyat theek hai!…
Dont take things in wrong sense when
Don’t take things in wrong sense when. Dr says: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! Dentist says:…
Teacher told ramu 2 write a sentence
Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand" Teacher slapped…
5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot
5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan…
Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter
Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center. "Wanted A…
Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . ….
Girls misuse it anger robs models
Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it!…
In which situation do men start sweating
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go…
1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko
1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera…
Wot letters r missin in hrt ea
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a…
Allah apko ghark kry
ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k…
Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis…
Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil
CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII…
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,…
Love is a mamory thats naver fads
love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s…
Man to motel desk clerkhow much for
Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room. Clerk:depends on room size Man:Do you take…
Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt
Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And…
Hello hello mera lelo kya salam
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,…
I think im disturbing u sorry this
I think i?m disturbing u sorry! this is my last msg & i will not…
Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab
Mangta hoon to deti nahi… jawab mere salwal ka.. Deti hai to khada ho jata…
Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua
Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray…
Woh kya hai jise agay se karna
Woh kya hai jise agay se karna zaruri hota hai, aur peechhe se karna faeda-mand…