Category: Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

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Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke…

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Height of double meaning after electi0n pm

Height Of Double Meaning After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia…

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi…

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Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath…

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Girls college k bahar chaat wale ko

Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. . Chaat…

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Aad karo woh din jab tum ne

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora…

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Piss the taking is someone that realise

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ…

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1 class ka bacha apni miss se

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?…

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Quoti f o u r c

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i…

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My principle of life if someone throws

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at…

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Agr apko 22 saal ki larki jhuk

Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez…

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Girljanu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya…

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Beautiful quotethere iz nothing greater dan parents

Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast…

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If 15 225 3125 4625 5

if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the…

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked…

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If u notice this you will that

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!…

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February ko valentines day hota hai

February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein…

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Jab bhi tujhko koi zakham laga

Jab bhi tujhko koi Zakham laga, To maine libaas apna utaar diya, Giraybaan apna cheer…

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She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS…

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Hold her by waist keep ur

Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips……

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Dil karta hai le loon teri

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta…

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Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay…

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Moonh meetha karna hai toh k

Moonh meetha karna hai toh?? K K K K K Ki Ki Ki Ki Ki…

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Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aa haye uff aa i maa…

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Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to…

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There are only 5 things we need

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food,…

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Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her…

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Is suhany mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is Suhany Mosam me Tumhara Sath ho Garm Bistar me Kambal urhy Tum pas ho…

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Hi jan kya hall hai jan

Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___?…

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Question bivi ke jism me

Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti…

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A little girl whn askd her name

A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told…

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My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until…

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Fill in the blanks 1boos 2

Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ ….

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3 log they zabardasti ghar me ghus

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le…

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Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha

Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha, Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari……

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Main niyat karta houn k ajj

MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?! ….

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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May kitna tm pay marta hun aur

May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai…

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Woh konsi situation hoti hai jis

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai Or…

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Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh…

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Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff….. Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska.., Honto Se Lgao To…

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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…

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Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k

Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI tauba kitna galat…

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1 aadmi do ladkiyo ka hath pakray

1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA… . . . . . ….

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Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki

Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …

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A girl ask papu wo kya hai

A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas…

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Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY…

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Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…

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Kiss kiss ko bataein k aap

Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss ko bataein…

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Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay…

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Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? ….

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Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam…

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Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi…

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Husband k mrnay next day wife ne

Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil…

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16 saal 25

16 saal (.)=(.) 25 saal ( . )=( . ) 36 saal ( . )=(…

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Which part of a mans body has

Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And…

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Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le…

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Choot choot ab gai soap

Choot . . CHOOT . . Choot . . CHOOT . . Choot . ….

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Agr ap larkiyo se hmesha ghirey

Agr ap Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy Agr Ap Chahte Hy K Wo…

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Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele…

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Kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki

kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki tabeer ‘meriii’ saray pesay lay k to madeenay…

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Plz give me a kiss shocked

Plz give me a ‘KISS’ Shocked? Daro mat ‘KISS’ means- K=Koi I=Interesting S=Sms S=Send karo…

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Rat ko aik larki ne car rukne

Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia. Car kareeb aa kar…

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Hello how r u kaise ho

Hello! how r u? kaise ho? kya haal hain? kaise mizaaj hain! tabiyat theek hai!…

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Dont take things in wrong sense when

Don’t take things in wrong sense when. Dr says: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! Dentist says:…

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Teacher told ramu 2 write a sentence

Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand" Teacher slapped…

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5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan…

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Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center. "Wanted A…

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Plz call me its urgent ek accident

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . ….

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Girls misuse it anger robs models

Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it!…

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In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go…

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1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko

1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera…

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Wot letters r missin in hrt ea

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a…

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Allah apko ghark kry

ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k…

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Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis…

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Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil

CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII…

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,…

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Love is a mamory thats naver fads

love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s…

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Man to motel desk clerkhow much for

Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room. Clerk:depends on room size Man:Do you take…

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Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And…

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Q batao larki sb se ziada

Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . ….

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Hello hello mera lelo kya salam

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,…

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

Mangta hoon to deti nahi… jawab mere salwal ka.. Deti hai to khada ho jata…

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I think im disturbing u sorry this

I think i?m disturbing u sorry! this is my last msg & i will not…

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Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua

Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray…

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Woh kya hai jise agay se karna

Woh kya hai jise agay se karna zaruri hota hai, aur peechhe se karna faeda-mand…