Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection
Yad karo wo din jab tum ne
Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora…
Apne 2 hi shoq hen 1
Apne 2 hi shoq hen. 1. AchhA khana. OR 2. AAp ki bajana. NAhi nahi…
Larka mujhy uss jaga hath lagao
larka; mujhy uss jaga hath lagao jahan huddi na ho. larki; muskara k … ok…
Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??…
Here is some career advice first
Here Is Some Career Advice First, Listen To Your Heart Then Listen To Your Brains…
Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira
mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon ‘meriii’ teray lai inna e kafi hai…
Have you ever rearrange the letters
Have You Ever Rearrange the Letters … " M O T H E R I…
Boojho to jane ye sookha andar
“Boojho to jane†Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota…
Road pe jate huwe khalon leather k
Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha batao…
Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat ka
BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi…
Can v do romance in the evening
Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a…
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ?…
Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye
Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye thay hm jahan me K aatay huy azan…
Pehle us ne shalwar utari phir kameez
pehle us ne shalwar utari phir us ne kameez utari phir us ne dupata bi…
Wo kon sa time hota hy
wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy…
Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain
Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna…
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke…
Girl wat do u like in me
Girl: Wat do u like in me? Boy: Those two white big balls having black…
Gond news nokia n73 free with
GOnD nEwS nOkIa n73 fReE WIth 1 kG . TOmAto . . . BUy 1…
Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon bund
Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . ….
Aap se aik special bat karni hai
Aap se Aik Special Bat Karni hai Koi Paas To nahi Zara akely ho Jao…
Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo…
Allah apko lambi balo wali neli
Allah apko Lambi balo wali Neli anko wali Gulabi honto wali . Patli kamar wali…
Sardar dr se tuanu tankay lanay anday
Sardar DR. se Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne? Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?…
Tmhari life m 1 aisi larki aygi
TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be…
Dost wo hotay hay jo hamesha sth
dost wo hotay hay jo hamesha sth nibhathay hay or jo dost sath nahi nibhatay…
Lets plan for a movie 2day
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe…
Newz reporterap ka best cricketer kon hai
Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai. Nergis: YUHANA Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer…
Ur friend saw u cutting an apple
Ur friend saw u cutting an apple with a knife. He became delighted n wanted…
Mai or woh oooooo hum dono
Mai or woh Oooooo…. Hum dono akele Oooooo… Raat ka wqt Ohho…. Barish shru Ohhhoooo……
Boy mn 18 sal ka hon aur
BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl:…
Punctuation power an english professor wrote
PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing”…
The real art of conversation is not
The Real Art Of Conversation Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The…
Uff plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt…
Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis…
A daughter sends a telegram to her
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father…
Bush mere pain da char munda hua
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy. Musharraf: Mubarak huvay. Bush: But ik masla…
Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai
GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye…
Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon
Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k…
Girl aaj rose day hai na
Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum…
Pls remind me 2 u about remindin
Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh…
1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai…
1 larka larki se puchta hai k
1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka…
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu, Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu, Beet jae…
Jub main mangta hun to tum daiti
jub main mangta hun to tum daiti ni ho jawab meri bat ka jab main…
Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par
‘AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI…
Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai
pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai? TT: 9 baje pathan: Maale Gaadi? TT: 1 baje…
Qwhich part of female body is the
Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes…
Last night i wanted to send u
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was:…
Girl bas b karo boy kuch
Girl bas b karo. Boy kuch nahi hota Girl kisi ne dekh liya to Boy…
Kisi roz shaam k wakt sooraj aaram
KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt, Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt, Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,…
Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??…
Meaning of pyaar its a group
Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR……
The happiest people in world are not
The Happiest People In The World Are Not Those Who Have No Problems But Those…
1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta
1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush…
Wo aaj pirh suba he chali gie
Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki Abi…
When i go in might cause pain
When I Go In I Might Cause Pain……. I Cause U To Spit & Ask…
Wife bus karo rat k 12 bajese
wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke…
Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…
Ek larki duusri se kehti hy
Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . : Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara…
Pehle us ne shalwar utari phir kameez
pehle us ne shalwar utari phir us ne kameez utari phir us ne dupata bi…
Sirf ik bar kehdo sirf plz abh
Sirf ik bar kehdo, sirf ik bar kehdo, plz ik bar kehdo, abh intazar nahin…
Pehly hath mein lo phir mou me
Pehly hath mein lo Phir mou me lo Phir thook lagao Phir seedha kero Or…
Sochta hun aaj bahon me pakad ke
‘Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka’…
A tc in a train fines 400
A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket. He charged 1st girl Rs…
Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz
Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine…
Jb b milti ho agay jhuk jati
Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho Krne salam adab ka Q mou mai…
Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…
1 larka larki aha adhi rat
1 Larka, 1 Larki AHA Adhi Rat ko OHO Jungle me, WAWAH Jhari k Peche…
I go in hard come out soft
I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A…
Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat
Mera dard kesy wo janta Meri bat kesy wo manta Wo to khud fana k…
Misunderstood 3 oclock in the night
?Misunderstood? 3 o?clock in the night I was weeping And you thought that I was…
Height of disappointment a woman finding
Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that….. Phillip’s…
Catch her by waist bring home
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put…
Intezar ek taveel intzar na rat
Intezar Ek Taveel Intzar, na Rat ka na Din ka na Suba ka na Sham…
College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki
College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali…
Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay…
Wo kiya hai jis pe agar
‘Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…
Din main sota hy raat ko jaagta
Din Main Sota Hy Raat Ko Jaagta Hy Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy Raat Ko…
Girls misuse it anger robs models
Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it!…
When i take a long time to
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes…
American humare dogs bomb dhond lete hain
AMERICAN: Humare Dogs Bomb Dhond Lete Hain JAPANI: Humari Fish Football Khel Leti Hain PAKISTANI…