Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection
Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon
dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta…
May kitna tm pay marta hun aur
May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai…
Fill in the blanks 1boos 2
Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ ….
Lady doctor pagal patient se mera dupatta
Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupatta Utaro Pagal : Ok Ldy doc: Ab Meri…
21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi
21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi ghatna. 7 Saal ki bachi ko us ke…
How do u express two words wid
How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . ….
There are two types of people who
There are two types of people who are failures in life. .. Those who do…
Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein…
I have the quotiquoti quotlquoti quotoquoti quotvquoti
I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the…
If time doesnt wait for you dont
If Time Doesn’t Wait for You, Don’t Worry ! Just Remove The Damn Battery From…
Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??…
Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne…
Topa topa kharid lo sardiyan aagayi
,,,,,TOPA,,,,, . . . . . . . TOPA KHARID LO SARDIYAN AAGAYI HAIN. KYA…
Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein
Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :Chal Bakri…
People of halani hhumanity aalso happy
People of ‘Halani’ H=Humanity A=Also Happy L=Lover A=Active N=Nice Personality I=Intelligent Proud to ‘HALANIAN’
Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan…
When a mango is yellow its ready
When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK. & When a GIRL is 18,she…
True love is like a pillow u
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U…
Life is difficult full of trials sorrowspains
Life is difficult, full of trials, sOrrows,pains, "ups n downs" bt if u fall down,…
Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi
train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare…
Ehsas na ker in jazb0 ka nzr0
Ehsas na ker in jazb0 ka nzr0 sy gira beshk lekn….! Jeena bhi mjhe dushwar…
Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me
Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me ak bed pay ik he chadar me 2…
Uffo kia krte ho dur hat jao
Uffo kia krte ho Dur hat jao Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga? Aqal…
Sab kehte hain k 9 maheeno main
Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa…
Koi tou mile jaani jo de mera
‘Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH ‘Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera…
Kuch larkian ahista deti hain kuch
Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon…
Hont jab hont se milte hain to
Hont jab hont se milte hain to kiya hota hai? Socho socho… Pata hai na…
Teacher says agar apna character acha
Teacher says, . Agar apna character acha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko…
Whats an average 6 inch long inside
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…
America aur karachi me sirf ek fark
America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai. America me log english bolte hain, Aur…
My eyes bear uncountable tears bcoz
My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u…
Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di upr nachy hr pasy di Loadshadding Happy LoadShadding
When an apple is green it ready
When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is…
A simple logic humaneatworksleep enjoy donkeyeatworksleep
A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is…
A man goin 2 his work another
A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks: “Kahan ja raha hy bhai?” 2nd…
Wife aj raat nahi dalwaongi kal
Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi . Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay Bohat…
Ur best unforgetable so cute great
Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent…
Line marne k bht se trike hai
Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata…
Kisi railway track per apun ki life
Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi. >>MaGr saALA Paki
Ur annual dementia test exercise
Ur Annual Dementia test! 🙂 Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles….
Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon
Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . ….
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ?…
You are a ghonchu g reat h ot o ne
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush…
Pehly bahon main uthana phir kiss
Pehly bahon main uthana, . Phir kiss kerna, . Phir bed per letana, . Pher…
Dunya ap ko us waqt tak nahi
dunya ap ko us waqt tak nahi hra skti jb tak ap khud se na…
Lovely question wapda walay din me
\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay…
Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE…
Pappu ki maa choo chooriyan
pAppu ki maa ki choo . . . . . . . chooriyan kho gai…
Its the thing that satisfies ur mind
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on…
Rat k time ak larki so rhi
Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya….
Aap ko chodaaap pir chodaaap bar hamesha
Aap ko “CHODAâ€..Aap ko pir “CHODAâ€Aap ko bar bar “CHODAâ€Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leyeâ€CHODA…
Gf plz mujhy 500 rupey de do
GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi… . ….
Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab
Mangta hoon to deti nahi… jawab mere salwal ka.. Deti hai to khada ho jata…
Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya
Bohat Bohat mubarak ho! confused? tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega? mujhe to usi…
Kehtay hain larki k hath main barkat
Kehtay Hain Larki K Hath Main Barkat Hoti Hai. Bilkul Sahi Hai. Kyon K 3…
Kuch log thodi der karte hain 2 3
Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari…
Wo kiya hai jis pe agar
Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…
Mohabat ka zawal porany zamany main log
MOHABAT KA ZAWAL. Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken…
Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya
Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam…
2010 1 class ka bacha apni miss
2010. 1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta…
Two friendz talking meri shadi
Two Friendz TaLkinG. – Meri shadi hogai. * O ye to acha hoa. – Nahi,…
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar…
Jab meri maut ho jayeto mera janaza
Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab…
Hum raaz ko hi rakhte to acha
Hum Raaz ko Raaz Hi Rakhte To Acha Tha .*’*MOHSIN*’*. . .. Yun Chahat ka…
Ek ganda msg sunao aik larka hota
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main…
Din ko kro ya rat ander bahir
Din Ko Kro YA Rat Ko Kro Ander Kro YA Bahir Kro Bed Pr Kro…
Height of double meaning a dad
Height of double meaning: A Dad went to school to get son?s report card. Busy…
Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan…
Garmi ki waja se bhenson ne doodh
Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai, Darr hai…
1 class ka bacha apni miss se
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?…
1apni wife ki hr roz leni chahiye
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye…
5 inch ki jaga 7 ka pehle
5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app…
Adult sms 0nly who are 18 can
…*Adult sms 0nly who are 18+ can read this sms… . . . . ….
Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se
KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU, . . . AUR…
Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv
Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya usay bed…
Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis…
Mera dill karta he k aap ko
Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon, Din raat maaroon, Subho-wa-shaam maaroon, 1 jaga…
Kise ke madad waqt us aankhon main
kise ke madad waqt us ke aankhon main mat dekho ho sakta hy us ke…
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ?…
How to keep an idiot entertained press
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press…
If you are job less
If You Are Job Less … ! Scroll … Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega…
Shadi say pehlay boy atlast wo
Shadi say pehlay, Boy: Atlast wo din agaya, Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay?…
Crime doesnt pay does that
Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…