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Double Meaning SMS / Text messages

Double Meaning SMS / text messages

  1. Shut Up”’

    Shut Up”’
    S=surprises 4 u
    H=happiness 4 u
    U=unlimited love 4 u
    T=true passion 4 u
    U=u alwayz in my mind
    P=praying 4 u
    So again..
    Shut Up……

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  2. U Know KISS

    Want A KISS
    Plz KISS Me
    Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
    Foran Karo
    Jaldi Karo Na
    K
    I
    S
    S
    U Know KISS
    Means
    K-Koi
    I-Intresting
    S-SMS
    S-Send Karo
    So
    KISS Me!!

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  3. A girl sitting in examination

    A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
    Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
    Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  4. Kitna bara hai mera

    Hello hello mera lelo
    kya?
    Salam.
    bolo bolo apni kholo.
    kya?
    ZUban
    DEkho apni khol k dekho
    kya ?
    AAnkhien
    Kitna bara hai mera
    kya?
    DIL

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  5. chooss chooss chooss

    chooss chooss chooss
    mazay lay kar chooss
    bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
    donoo ko ik saath chooss
    masal masal kay choos
    kyon kay
    kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  6. TERi lita k lu?

    TERi lita k lu?
    Ya bitha k lu?
    Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
    ya tujhe karun khara ?
    ya teri jhuka k lu?
    Ab tu hi bata k main teri
    PHoto
    kaise lon?

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  7. App Mujhay

    App Mujhay
    Aik jaga
    Se bohat
    Pyare
    Lagtay hain.?
    Malooum hai kahan Se ?
    DOOR SE

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  8. woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

    1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
    hain?
    pappu : legs
    Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
    hai?
    pappu: paisay
    Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
    kartay hain
    pappu: neend puri karte hain [...]

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  9. Bahut tight hai plz.

    Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
    dabao naa, zara zor se
    aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
    apni pant bhi nikal do
    meri saadi bhi nikal do
    ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
    bahut tight hai plz.
    aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
    ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  10. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai

    Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
    Jawab us k sawal ka..
    Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
    Haath se phool gulab ka..
    Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
    Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
    Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
    Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.