Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection
Its very easy to hurt someoone and
its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ……sorry…..but its really very difficult to…
Meri taref se apko 1 puppi aapki
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI†Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI†Saheli ki saheli ko…
chooss chooss chooss
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo…
Judge y did u attack tat young man
Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes…
i am ur colgate
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen…
Kitna bara hai mera
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…
Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…
Narum narum
college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye?…
Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…
CIGARETTE!”
KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you…
jaldi nikaalo na
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha…
This cat is a good way to
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a…
MERA NAAM SMS# 1043
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…
Shut Up”’
Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4…
A girl sitting in examination
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal…
Hahahahaaaa..
Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA…
Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi…
Bahut tight hai plz.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt…
woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or…
Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…
App Mujhay
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR…
This cat is a good way to
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a…
Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan…
Listen 2 ur elders advice nt
Listen 2 Ur Elder?s Advice? Nt Bcoz They R Always Rite Bt Coz They Hav…
Chachi hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge bhatija
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge….
Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga…
Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko
Wo Konsa time Hy Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy Or Orat…
Hont jab hont say milay to kya
HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ? ! ! ! ! !…
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai . . Dupehar me lo to susti dur…
Man god please give me everything
Man – God, Please Give Me Everything. So That I Can Enjoy ?Life?. God Smiled…
Will u do itif we were alone
WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN…
Boywhat is that u keep in ur
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it…
Did u knw dat whn sum1
Did U Knw Dat Whn Sum1 Annoys U It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown But…
Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
Usne sab k samne awaz lagai . . Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya…
Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par
AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI…
Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat
BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi…
Honton say chowa usny ehsas ab tk
HONTON SAY CHOWA USNY EHSAS AB TK HY.. AANKHIN NUM OR SANSON MAIN AAG AB…
Btao wo kya chez ha jo to
Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? ….
Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab
anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna…
Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar
Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…
Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati
Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti…
Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat jao
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??…
There are two type of people in
There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’..,…
6 inch ka hy rang kala hy
6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B…
R u emotionally dumbed creatively challenged
R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you…
When sum1 touches u amp dont feel
When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it its IGNORANCE Wen sum1 touches u…
Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay
Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi?…
Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki
Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai . . . . ….
Wada karo karo k tum zindagi
Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada…
Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy
‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho…
Im not under d affluence of incohol
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk…
Qwhich boy has the permission to go
Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every…
Aj hum aap se dil ki baat
Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-) MAIN Aap Se…
Some basic rules 1apni wife ki
Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar…
Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar
Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…
Wo kon c movie hai jo aap
Wo kon c Movie Hai jo AaP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, Aur…
Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k
Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k itna upar jao itna upar itna upar itna…
You are one of the most cute
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t…
Bohat bore ho rhe ho dil tang
bohat bore ho rhe ho, dil tang ho rha hai ? koi kam nhi hai…
Dr patient setum bohat kamzor ho dood
Dr patient se:Tum bohat kamzor ho dood daba k piyo,after a month. Dr: Tum abhi…
Ya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy
yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE…
Crime doesnt pay does that
Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…
School mein 1 fail student k papa
School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,…
Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish
?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside ?reamy & Whitish Inside Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ?…
Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil
Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain Jaisy aap . . WAPDA walo…
Sawal aadi raat logo ko kya krna
SAwaL Aadi raat logo ko kya krna chaiye? Zara Sucho Sucho sucho bhai Han kya…
Diagram in a book was not clear
Diagram in a book was not clear.. So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and…
Wifebas karog jiraat k 12 baje se
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj…
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do: Patna kahan…
Girlwhat do you like in me
GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots…
Time pass karna hy khamoshi sy
Time pass karna hy? Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo Kamry…
Perho dostou sirf or perhtay he
Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay…
Touch it gently put ur finger
Touch it gently? Put ur finger inside?If hole is big put three fingers? Rub it…
Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne
Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to… . . ….
1nce mother in law and daughter
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law Both Were Walking Mother In Law Got…