Category: Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

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Its very easy to hurt someoone and

its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ……sorry…..but its really very difficult to…

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Meri taref se apko 1 puppi aapki

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko…

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TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k…

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Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan…

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Raat ko hamaisha

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , ….

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chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo…

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Judge y did u attack tat young man

Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes…

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i am ur colgate

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen…

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Kitna bara hai mera

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…

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If Dey Dnt

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De…

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U Know KISS

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo…

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F-friendship

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong…

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Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…

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Narum narum

college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye?…

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Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…

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CIGARETTE!”

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you…

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Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me…

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jaldi nikaalo na

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha…

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This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a…

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MERA NAAM SMS# 1043

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…

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Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Shut Up”’

Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4…

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Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me…

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A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal…

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA…

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Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…

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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi…

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Bahut tight hai plz.

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt…

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or…

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Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…

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App Mujhay

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR…

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This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a…

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Listen 2 ur elders advice nt

Listen 2 Ur Elder?s Advice? Nt Bcoz They R Always Rite Bt Coz They Hav…

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Chachi hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge bhatija

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge….

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Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga…

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Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko

Wo Konsa time Hy Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy Or Orat…

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Hont jab hont say milay to kya

HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ? ! ! ! ! !…

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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai . . Dupehar me lo to susti dur…

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Man god please give me everything

Man – God, Please Give Me Everything. So That I Can Enjoy ?Life?. God Smiled…

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Will u do itif we were alone

WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN…

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Boywhat is that u keep in ur

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it…

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Did u knw dat whn sum1

Did U Knw Dat Whn Sum1 Annoys U It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown But…

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Usne sab k samne awaz lagai

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai . . Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya…

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Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI…

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Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi…

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Honton say chowa usny ehsas ab tk

HONTON SAY CHOWA USNY EHSAS AB TK HY.. AANKHIN NUM OR SANSON MAIN AAG AB…

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Btao wo kya chez ha jo to

Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? ….

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Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna…

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Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…

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Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati

Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti…

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Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat jao

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??…

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There are two type of people in

There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’..,…

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6 inch ka hy rang kala hy

6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B…

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R u emotionally dumbed creatively challenged

R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you…

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When sum1 touches u amp dont feel

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it its IGNORANCE Wen sum1 touches u…

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Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi?…

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Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai . . . . ….

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Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada…

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Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho…

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Im not under d affluence of incohol

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk…

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Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every…

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Aj hum aap se dil ki baat

Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-) MAIN Aap Se…

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Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar…

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Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…

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Wo kon c movie hai jo aap

Wo kon c Movie Hai jo AaP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, Aur…

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Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k

Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k itna upar jao itna upar itna upar itna…

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You are one of the most cute

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t…

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Bohat bore ho rhe ho dil tang

bohat bore ho rhe ho, dil tang ho rha hai ? koi kam nhi hai…

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Dr patient setum bohat kamzor ho dood

Dr patient se:Tum bohat kamzor ho dood daba k piyo,after a month. Dr: Tum abhi…

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Ya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE…

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Crime doesnt pay does that

Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

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School mein 1 fail student k papa

School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,…

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Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish

?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside ?reamy & Whitish Inside Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ?…

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Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain Jaisy aap . . WAPDA walo…

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Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun…

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Sawal aadi raat logo ko kya krna

SAwaL Aadi raat logo ko kya krna chaiye? Zara Sucho Sucho sucho bhai Han kya…

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Diagram in a book was not clear

Diagram in a book was not clear.. So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and…

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Wifebas karog jiraat k 12 baje se

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj…

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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do: Patna kahan…

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Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots…

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Time pass karna hy khamoshi sy

Time pass karna hy? Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo Kamry…

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Perho dostou sirf or perhtay he

Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay…

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Touch it gently put ur finger

Touch it gently? Put ur finger inside?If hole is big put three fingers? Rub it…

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Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to… . . ….

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1nce mother in law and daughter

1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law Both Were Walking Mother In Law Got…