Category Archives: Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

App Mujhay

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App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

Raat ko hamaisha

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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Kitna bara hai mera

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Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

A girl sitting in examination

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Shut Up”’

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Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

Narum narum

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college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

chooss chooss chooss

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chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

TERi lita k lu?

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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

jaldi nikaalo na

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oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

GIRL: ouch…… haaan

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BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

F-friendship

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fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

i am ur colgate

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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

If Dey Dnt

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Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

U Know KISS

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Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

MERA NAAM

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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

Bahut tight hai plz.

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Hahahahaaaa..

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Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar
‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

CIGARETTE!”

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”