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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

Double Meaning SMS / text messages

  1. App Mujhay
    Aik jaga
    Se bohat
    Pyare
    Lagtay hain.?
    Malooum hai kahan Se ?
    DOOR SE

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  2. Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
    .
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    .
    .
    mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  3. A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
    Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
    Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  4. Hello hello mera lelo
    kya?
    Salam.
    bolo bolo apni kholo.
    kya?
    ZUban
    DEkho apni khol k dekho
    kya ?
    AAnkhien
    Kitna bara hai mera
    kya?
    DIL

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  5. Shut Up”’
    S=surprises 4 u
    H=happiness 4 u
    U=unlimited love 4 u
    T=true passion 4 u
    U=u alwayz in my mind
    P=praying 4 u
    So again..
    Shut Up……

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  6. college wali:
    masale dar
    office wali:
    narum narum
    muhale wali:
    garma garam
    aap kya samjhaye?
    may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  7. oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
    oh no blood?
    oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
    jaldi nikaalo na
    Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  8. chooss chooss chooss
    mazay lay kar chooss
    bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
    donoo ko ik saath chooss
    masal masal kay choos
    kyon kay
    kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  9. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
    hai wat hapen
    i am ur colgate

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  10. TERi lita k lu?
    Ya bitha k lu?
    Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
    ya tujhe karun khara ?
    ya teri jhuka k lu?
    Ab tu hi bata k main teri
    PHoto
    kaise lon?

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  11. Hold It Gently
    Put 2 Fingrs
    If Dey Dnt
    Fit
    Fos Dem In
    If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
    Put3
    Muv Up & Down
    Slowly..
    Ooh Yes..
    Can U Fil It?
    Dats How U Wash A Glass

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  12. BOY: poora under gaya?
    GIRL: ouch…… haaan
    BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
    GIRL:haan thora thora.
    Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  13. fuck off
    f
    u
    c
    k off
    yes fuck off
    ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
    fuck off means:
    F-friend like
    U- u
    C-can
    K-keep
    O-our
    F-friendship
    F-forever..

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  14. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
    hain?
    pappu : legs
    Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
    hai?
    pappu: paisay
    Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
    kartay hain
    pappu: neend puri karte hain [...]

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  15. Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
    Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
    sub k samne lo
    Ya tanhai me lo
    sharmao mut bus ab le lo
    kiya bhala
    MERA NAAM

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  16. Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
    dabao naa, zara zor se
    aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
    apni pant bhi nikal do
    meri saadi bhi nikal do
    ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
    bahut tight hai plz.
    aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
    ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  17. Want A KISS
    Plz KISS Me
    Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
    Foran Karo
    Jaldi Karo Na
    K
    I
    S
    S
    U Know KISS
    Means
    K-Koi
    I-Intresting
    S-SMS
    S-Send Karo
    So
    KISS Me!!

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  18. Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
    Jawab us k sawal ka..
    Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
    Haath se phool gulab ka..
    Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
    Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
    Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
    Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  19. Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar
    ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’
    mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

  20. KISSING at the top,
    HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
    Do you know the ANSWER?
    what?
    huh.. dont think dirty..
    Its a..
    “CIGARETTE!”

    Text message filed under Double Meaning SMS.