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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

Now I m thinking abt V
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Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z...!!!...

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;-)

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm

Ooi
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maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
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haye
uff
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maa
bas
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maa
ouch
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uff
ooh



Bara dard hai,
Mere iss SMS main,
Tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.

Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai

Kya haal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
Thiek hun

Phr awaz aai
Kya kr rahy ho?

Admi:zaruri kaam se betha hun

Phr awaz aai
Main aa jaun?

Admi aur ghabra k bola:
Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.

Phr awaz aai


Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun
Abi koi ullu ka patha sath wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab day raha hai...!!

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive



Read more: Adult Sms - Part 4

Wot letters r missin in hrt ea

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U! ...

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->

1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta


1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.'Mobile mai SIM CARD'>...

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff
Kya
Karr
Rahe
Ho?
Plz
Aisa
Mat
Karo
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Please
Mat
Karo
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Maine
Kaha
Na
Plz
Aisa
Nahi
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Aur
Mat
Dabao
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are
Neeche
Kyun
Jaa
Rahe
Ho??
Maine
Kaha
Ho
Jayega
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Plz
hu
Jayega
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Aheste
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Kaha
Tha
Mat
Karo
Aisa
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Ab
Ho
Gaya
Na
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Message
Khatam
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Girl aaj rose day hai na

Girl: Aaj 'Rose Day' Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain

Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

KUCH NAHI






keh dya na KUCH NAHI




YAR kya ho gaya?




KUCH NAHI hai




PACHHTAO ge TUM!




Bohat DHEET ho!





Ab shauK se padho





"KUCH NAHI"...

Uffo kia krte ho dur hat jao

Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna











NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p...

Catch her by waist bring home

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink
?COCA COLA?
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)
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Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy
(YAAD)

Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho
(Message)

Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se Hi karwaya Karo
(Easy Load)

Abhi Tum Ne Mera Dekha Hi kahan Hy
(Pyar)

My or tm yani hm dono

My
Or
Tm



Tm
Or
My



Yani
Hm
Dono



Aj
Rat



Ko
2
Baje



K
Bad



Akele
Me



Chup
K
Se



Bistar
Py



Lait
K



Ek
Dosre
Ko




Sms karainge.
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Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko

Wo Konsa time Hy
Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy
Or
Orat Chahti Hy K Wo Krti Rhy






'SHOPPING'


BETA teri soch nhi badl skti chahe Sara Sal Rozy Rkh le:)

Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya

Bohat Bohat mubarak ho!


confused?


tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega?

mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila...
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"Delivered"...

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best

Ur Unforgetable

Ur so cute

Ur Great

Ur so sweet

Ur so Intelligent

Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..!
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Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?
Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl(sharmate hoe): kahan?





Boy: Polio k qatry peenay...

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo:

Wada karo

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Har

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karoge

Wada karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K

Balance bhi!;-)
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1st frndmusibat k waqt to gadhay ko

1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai..

2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain.

3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat hAi. . ??...

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai?
Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai?
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'M O N K E Y'
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Aap ki soch ko Salaam ha...B-).

Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya?
GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan

BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na?

GIRL:Haan Thora Thora.

Boy: Oye Maqsood

Baji Ko 8 Number Wala Joota Dikha

Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish

?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside

?reamy & Whitish Inside

Guess Wat It Is?






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?OCKROACH!

Aya Na Munh Ma Pani?...

Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-)
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Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;-)

CIGARETTE!”

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY HANSNY LGY TEACHER NY KAHA HANSO MUT WARNA 2ONO KO BHAR NIKAL DOU GE

Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .

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I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola:
'nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he'

khan sb:
'um utare gi, so jao'

mawali:
'hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna'

khan sb:
'be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi'

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:
'kotri door he?'

koi bola:
'wo to piche reh gya'

mwali:
abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,
mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:
'khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?'

pathan:
'choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha'

Techar bangali student se is jumle

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn't Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->...

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! ...

Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana mt k tumhe
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POLIO DROP Pilani hai....

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo
petrol lo

Bathroom mn jao
or apni gaand ko aag lagado

jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka kya faida ha ha ha ha ha

Agr ap larkiyo se hmesha ghirey

Agr

ap

Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy

Agr Ap Chahte Hy

K Wo Apka
SAMAN

Hath Ma Le aur Moonh Ma Dalen

To

Pani Puri ka Thela Laga Le tharki
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My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until
I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U
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nhe Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge na? ;->
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Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...

Judge y did u attack tat young man

Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!...

If 15 225 3125 4625 5

if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - Don?t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
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Woman to a shopkeeper joshaanda hai

Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai??

Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai?
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Quoti f o u r c

"I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
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Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away!

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U can open things in the night!...

Mera dill karta he k aap ko

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun...

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...

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Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

'Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy?






Tu rasi khali ho jati ha,
takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga ban jaye...
Tm kia samjy,

Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
"Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl....

Punctuation power an english professor wrote

PUNCTUATION POWER:

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males
wrote:
"A Woman, widout her man, is nothing"

While,
All females wrote:
"A Woman ! without her, man is nothng". :D


<('.')
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat

Mera dard kesy wo janta
Meri bat kesy wo manta

Wo to khud fana k safar pe tha
Usy rokna b mahaal tha

Kahan jaogay mjhe chor kr
Me ye poch poch k thak gaya

Wo jawab mjhko na de saka
Wo to khud sarapa sawal tha

Dam-e-wapsi usy kya hua
Na wo roshni na wo tazgi

Wo sitara kesy bikhar gaya
Wo jo ap apni misaal tha

Wo mila to sadyon k bad b
Mere lab pe koi gila na tha

Usy meri chup ne rula dia
Jisay guftugu me kamal tha

Pyar k season me apne love guru

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s Number.

He WilL Tel U Everything. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna
Uff
Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra

Phr mujy mila
Bs rs 20 ka

MOBILE COVER
Ab barish mei apne pass rkh skti hou

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...

Hello hi how r u

HELLO!



hi !



how r u ?




k se ho?




sab khair hai!





Maze me ho?




















tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->...

Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.

(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)

Hello hi how r u

HELLO!



hi !



how r u ?




k se ho?




sab khair hai!





Maze me ho?




















tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->...

You are not responsible for what people

You are not responsible for
what people think about you.

But you are responsible for
what you give them to think about you.

Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

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Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,

Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay

Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey

To
Samajh jana ye

Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..





(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Prince”

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

Why is there a gate around cemeteries

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun

F-friendship

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe,
Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe,

Main to yun chup hon k andar se bohat khali hon,
Aur sab log pur-israr samajhte hain mujhe,

Main badaltay huay halaat main dhal jata hon,
Dekhne walay adakaar samajhte hain mujhe,

Wo jo us paar hain un k liye is paar hon main,
Wo jo is paar hain us paar samajhte hain mujhe,

Naik logon mei muje naik gina jata hai,
Aur gunahgar gunahgar samjhte hain mujhe!

Jb b milti ho agay jhuk jati

Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho

Krne salam adab ka

Q mou mai le k choosti ho

Kinara apni Naqab ka

Q kisi se
Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka

Mangta ho to deti nhi ho
Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka

Q kehti ho dheray se dalo
Balon mein phool
gulab ka.
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You are a ghonchu g reat h ot o ne

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

When an apple is green it ready

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…
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NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! ;-)...

Ya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

Chachi to bhatija hum chaat ki dukan

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?....

Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

'AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR SE SARRAK PAR 1 CAR AATI DIKHAI DE, LARKI NE CAR KO RUKNE K LIYE ASHARA KIYA,
JAB CAR QAREEB AYE TU LARKI DRIVER KO DEKH KAR BOLI, OOO 'SORRY' MAIN SAMJHI K TAXI HAI,
DRIVER JATE HUWE BOLA K 'MAIN B YE HE SAMJHA THA...'

Moonh meetha karna hai toh k

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??

K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis

kiss
kiss

Kissh-Mish KHAAO! :-)
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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!...

Intezar ek taveel intzar na rat

Intezar
Ek Taveel Intzar,

na Rat ka

na Din ka

na Suba ka

na Sham ka

na Sephr ka

na Dophr ka

na Is ka

na Uska

Intezar he to sirf,

?Light?ka;-)
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Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,



har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,

Ta k poochhu rab say

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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai...

Dil karta hai le loon teri

dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala?

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka
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What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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tHiNk
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tHiNk
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itS eAZy
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stILL cOnFuSeD?
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Ok
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oH Its RAIN...!...

Girl bus b karo ab boy kuch

GIRL: BUS B KARO AB,
BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA
GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU
BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR OR THORA KHOL K RAKHO,
GIRL: BUS BUHAT HOGYA AB OR NAHI
BOY: PLZ THORA SA OR KARNE DO AGAR AAJ TUMNE
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PAPER
NA KARWAYA TU MEIN FAIL HO JAONGA,

May kitna tm pay marta hun aur

May kitna tm pay marta hun
Aur kitni mohabat krta hon
Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy
May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon
Tm chupky sy ajati ho
Aur aky mjhy behkati ho
Na jany kiya smjhati ho
Aur apny pas bulati ho
Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan!
Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka.
Hr wqt ki chahat thek nahi
Aghosh tri to phir b sahi
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka
Ja aj mjhy tu perhnay dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy kch krnay Dai ...

Allah apko lambi balo wali neli

Allah apko
Lambi balo wali

Neli anko wali

Gulabi honto wali

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Patli kamar wali

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.Khubsorat
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BAKRI

ata karay!AAMIN....

Lovely question wapda walay din me

\LoveLY QUESTION//

Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain?

Or kitni der letay hain?

Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se?

Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai?

Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay?

Main Light ki baat kr raha hon,

Reply zarOR krna jan|x.
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Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it....

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya
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-Usay Apne jism se lagaya
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-Usay agay le kar chala
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Apne bed k pas le ja kar side me
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TABLE ko rakh diya!...

Road pe jate huwe khalon leather k

Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha
batao kia?

?

Socho

yar so simple

?KHAL MAIN KABHI BAKRI THI?
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Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your

book from your bag and study.

Dr patient setum bohat kamzor ho dood

Dr patient se:Tum bohat kamzor ho dood daba k piyo,after a month.

Dr: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho.

Patient: Dr.sahed wo sirf dabaney deti hy peenay nhi deti.

Last night i wanted to send u

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down... ...

Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira

mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon
'meriii'
teray lai inna e kafi hai k kukri mera pair dabaya shukr-e-mein marr na gi