Cool SMS / text messages

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”.
NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is “KISS”).

Teacher: “Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya” is ka future tense banao?
Student: “Sunny sham ko potty kara ga” =))

One girl came late in class
Professor: why r u late?
Girl: a boy was following me
Professor: then why r u late?
Girl:that boy was walking slowly

1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call…

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
…..
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

chand kahon to chup jao gy khawab kahon to tot jao gy dost kahon to chor jao gy chalo tumhar nam zendgi rakh don moot se pehlay to na chor jao gy

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call…

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Relations are not
an Exam to Pass or Fail,
its not a competition
to Win or Lose,
Its a Feeling
u Care for Someone
MORE THAN YOURSELF

If someone hurts you,
don’t mind it. It is the law of nature :
”The tree that bears the sweetest
fruits gets the maximum number of
stones”

Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain,
Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain,
Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Malum,
Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rathi.
Khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rahi,
Khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rahi,
Khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rahi,
khidki band, hawa band…:

Khuda Kare Tumko Judai Na Mile
Kabhi B Tanhaii Na Mile
Muje Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Aur Tum Ko Razai Na Mile