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Shared by : Saquib On : October 18, 2017

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,

Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

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  105. In life whn u face choicesjust toss

    106. In life whn u face choices,just toss a coin,not coz it settles d question But, While d coin is in air u’ll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=…

  106. An old farmer livd on his farmhe

    107. An old farmer livd on his farm.He wrote to his Innocent son in prison, “this year i wont b able to plant potatoes coz I cant dig the ground.I know if u were here u wud help me.” The son replied,”u idiot, dont dig the ground.Thats where i buried the guns” The next day,the ground […]

  107. Aaj mere mobile ka birthday hai aap

    108. AAJ MERE MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AAP CHAHE TO GIFT SAMAJKAR ISME 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO AGLE MAHINE PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-) …

  108. “TODAY IS Friday

    109. “TODAY IS Friday Forward this message to 7 friends… Within 7 days you will get……. ANOTHER Friday !!!

  109. U R THE BEST

    110. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

  110. because you are among a few

    111. If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

  111. Only the open mind receives

    112. Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME! I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, Because I […]

  112. Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai

    113. Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai”

  113. Feel hota hai

    114. Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai

  114. To become your enemy

    115. Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy

  115. one day Love and friendship met.

    116. one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

  116. hoslay saray main azma baitha

    117. hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

  117. raat-hui-jab-shaam-k-baad

    118. RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD, TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD, HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA, TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD. …

  118. Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai

    119. Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai, hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai. Main nahi janta gharwale batate hai, hum neend mein be tera naam liya karte hai…….. …

  119. If you share joys it multiplies and

    120. If You Share Joys, It Multiplies And If You Share Sorrows, It Divides So Always Share Your Joys To Multiply Your Pleasure Of The Day…

  120. Ye dunya bhi badi ajeeb hai

    121. Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai 0r Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai….

  121. Ooper se gussadil mein piyar kerte ho

    122. ooper se gussa,dil mein piyar kerte ho ager mein galat hoon to khud hi socho kiyun mere sms ka intizaar kerte ho?? …

  122. Dedicated to all sms site owners p

    123. Dedicated To All SMS Site Owners =P =D A Wise Man 0nce Said . …. . . . . . “Get Lost And Stop Stealing All My Posts . . . ” =P =D …

  123. Flirt messages most beautiful if god would

    124. Flirt Messages Most beautiful… If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths … During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? […]

  124. Parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay

    125. parh parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay aap nu parhiya nahi ja ja mandir maseeti wardain kadi apnay andar tu warriya nahi roz aiwain shetaan naal larda ain kadi nafs apnay naal lariya nahi "Bullhay Shah" asmaani ud’dian pharda ain jehra ghar betha unho pharria nahi …

  125. Duniya se hasna sikh losuraj chamkna lochand

    126. duniya se hasna sikh losuraj se chamkna sikh lochand se shetalta sikh lo aurhum se dosti sikh lo!…

  126. Bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh

    127. bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh shakhs udaas kar kay hamain kahan chal dia woh shakhs ‘Qateel’ kaisay bhulaain hum ehl-e-dard ussay dilon main chhor gaya apni dastaan woh shakh …

  127. I MisS U Friend

    128. NICE POEM: One-One = TWO I love you. Two-Two = FOUR Love me more. Three-Three = SIX Love is fix. Four-Four= EIGHT Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN I MisS U Friend

  128. Wo pyar jo hakeeqat mein hota hai

    129. Wo pyar jo hakeeqat mein pyar hota hai… Zindagi mein sirf EK bar hota hai.. Nigaahon ke milte milte dil mil jaayein… Yeh ittefaaq sirf EK baar hota hai….

  129. Koi to mere khayalon ko chahane wala

    130. Koi to Mere KhayaLon Ko Chahane WaLa ho!! MOHABBATON K Khazane LuTane WaLa ho!! Us Ek Shakhs Ko Duniya Ki har Khushi De Doun.. Jo Mere Darad Ko Apna-ne WaLa ho!! Mujhe bhi Apni WaFaon Per Naaz hai Lekin.. Yahan Koi to WaFa Azmane WaLa ho!! Jise Aziz ho Duniya Udhar Ka Rukh Kar Le.. […]

  130. Dheery dheery door hote gaye waqt

    131. ‘Dheery Dheery Door Hote Gaye,,, ‘Waqt K Aage Majboor Hote Gaye,,, ‘hr rishte Mein Hum Ne Aisi Chot Khai K,,, ‘Hum Be’wafa Or sab Be’kasoor Hote Gaye,,,

  131. Tasweer e kainaat ka akaash hai allah dil ko

    132. Tasweer-e-Kainaat Ka Akaash Hai ALLAH, Dil Ko Jaga De Woh Ehsaas Hai ALLAH, Aey Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kyun Udas Hai, Dil Se Zara Dekh Tere Paas Hai ALLAH…….!!!!

  132. Girls ne frut wale se 11 keley

    133. girls ne FRUT Wale se 11 keley mange FRUT WALA Bola 12 Hi lelo drjn ka hsab lga doga 1 Lrki boli: Lelo yar 1 SMS Prhne wale ki Gand me de denge!

  133. Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen sohnia

    134. Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.

  134. Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1 i

    135. Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies- 1. I love u 2. Im single 3. Im not a player 4. I m very sincear with u 5. I m only your’s 6. U can trust me… 7. I cnt marry u, family wont agree 8. Talk to you later, need to take my mum somewhere. 9. You […]

  135. Mai nee uss sey aik bar poochaa

    136. Mai Nee Uss Sey Aik Bar Poochaa Kaa Dhoop Mai Barish Hootii Hai Too Woo Hasnee Lagii Aur Hastee Hastee Ronee Lagiii Aur Dhoop Mai Barish Hoona Lagi

  136. Class main betho to jaga nahi

    137. Class main betho to jaga nahi Ghar jao to bijli nahi Peene ko saf pani nahi Khane ko roti sasti nahi Dakoo aur Doctor main farq nahi Degree hai to nokri nahi Sache sache jaenge Parh k nokri paenge Parhai ka bharam tut gaya Baap ka paisa doob gayaaa

  137. Missed call to ek bahana hai irada

    138. Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

  138. Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye

    139. Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Chehre pe smile ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Bhule nahi hai yar tuje, Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye SMS.

  139. Bv sexy film dykhny k bad shoohar

    140. BV sexy film dykhny k bad shoohar sy: G angraiz to 2 ghenty tak karty hain ap to 2 mint b nhen karty. Shohar: kasam sy agar angraiz ho to 2 ghenty kya sara din karon.

  140. The beauty of life does not

    141. The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be.. because of you !

  141. Sacrifice is greater than love character

    142. Sacrifice is greater than Love, Character is greater than beauty, Humanity is greater than Wealth but Nothing is greater than Good Relation…..

  142. Bat to sach he magar hujom

    143. ”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho. *tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he. *agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna […]

  143. Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya

    144. Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jayein aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jayein

  144. Teri wo aankhe mithi si baatein zulfo

    145. Teri Wo Aankhe Wo Mithi Si Baatein, Zulfo K Saaye Aaj Bhi Hamein Bohat Yaad Aaye Wo Palko Uthna, Halke Se Hasna, Har Pal Hai Mujhe Sataye, Ab Tak Naa Hum Unhe Bhul Paaye

  145. Na mangoo har baat par vazahtain

    146. Na MangoO Har Baat Par Vazahtain Ae Dil-E-Nadaan….. , , , Muhabbat mein kuch sawalon k jawab nahi hotey.

  146. If dandelions were hard to grow they

    147. If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn

  147. De kr hath dosti ka wapis lia

    148. De kr hath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata Is nazuk rishte ko zakham dia nahi jata Such much dunya bari zalim hei Sms sasta hei phir bhi logon se kia nahi jata.

  148. Love is like wildflowers its often found

    149. “Love is like wildflowers; It’s often found in the most unlikely places.”

  149. Space seems like an empty word but

    150. “SPACE” Seems Like An Empty Word, But Its Full Of … Special People Around Caring Endlessly Thank u For Being A Part Of My SPACE

  150. Once a man asked fallen rose

    151. Once a Man Asked a Fallen Rose: ‘Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U r Plucked??’ RoZe Replied: ‘No, i 4get My Pain Aftr Thinkng dat i’m d ReaZn 4 Smone’Z Smile’

  151. Smil r like birds they fly from

    152. smil r like birds: they fly from face to face: may ur lips give them a better nest, so that they can stay there 4ever ‘keep smiling almays.

  152. Ppl say deres no difference between complete

    153. Ppl Say Dere’s No Difference Between Complete & Finish But Dere’s Difference When u Love Da Right One U r Complete & When u Love Da Wrong One U r Finished

  153. Death is not the greatest loss in

    154. ?Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life? The Greatest Loss Is: ?When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive?.

  154. Just go to hell yes you u

    155. Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

  155. I have some questions 2 ask u

    156. I Have Some Question’s 2 Ask U.. 1- My 1st Impression On U Was..?? 2- My Best Thing In Nature..?? 3- I Irritate U When..?? 4- My Best Feature On Face..?? Reply Now..

  156. Hamare sms se log ya samjhte he

    157. hamare sms se log ya samjhte he k hamen adat he paisy urane ki, leken wo nadan kia samjhen ? k ye bhi ik ada he kanjoosoon ki sharam delane ki…

  157. Boht door hai hamare ghar se

    158. Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai Tumhara..??

  158. Aey khuda sari khushian sari daulat

    159. Aey khuda sari khushian Sari daulat Sari izzat Sari rematain Sari barkatain Sari mohabbaten Sari chahatain De de us ko jis k dil main hai……… ……… Dard-e-Disco:->;)

  159. Hamesha doosroun ka bhala socho kyon k

    160. hamesha doosroun ka bhala socho kyon k jo doosroun ka bhala kartey hein woh haqeeqat me apna bhala kartey hein

  160. Jewan kya hay chalta pirta ek khilona

    161. jewan kya hay chalta pirta ek khilona hay do aankho nay aik se hanana aik say roona hay jo jee chahay wo mil jai kab aisa hota hay her jewn jenay ka samhota hay

  161. Yaad aane ki kis ko fursat hai

    162. Yaad aane ki kis ko fursat hai, Bhool jane ki kis ko fursat hai, Kis ko fursat hai haal-e-dil pooche Aur sunane ki kis ko fursat hai, Dard-e-dil bantna to door ki baat Dil dukhane ki ki kis ko fursat hai, Ban rahe hain makaan chaaron taraf Ghar banane ki kis ko fursat hai, Ab […]

  162. Apne cheif minister shehbaz shareef se appeal

    163. APNE CHEIF MINISTER SHEHBAZ SHAREEF SE APPEAL KREIN K…. BECHARI ‘MEERA’ KI HELP KREIN….. JO MAAL LOOUTA USS KO HAZM KRNY MEIN 😀

  163. Happiest people dont haveevery thing bestin lifethey

    164. Happiest people don’t have‘Every thing best’in life.They just make the‘Best of Every thing’that life brings their way!!Stay happy!! 🙂

  164. Golden wordsif you cant flyrunif runwalkif walkcrawlbut

    165. Golden WordsIf you can’t fly,RunIf you can’t run,WalkIf you can’t walk,CrawlBut keep moving towards your goal

  165. The tragedy of life doesnt lie in

    166. The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching ur goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.

  166. If u are a chocolate you the

    167. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

  167. Love is not how long uve been

    168. LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

  168. Always draw a circle around the ones

    169. Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

  169. Sweet socho smart achcha sacha socho pyara

    170. sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho… pyara socho.. i know its difficult .. i have a shotcut .. ONLY MERE BARE MEIN SOCHO…!!!!!!

  170. Gul gayegulshan gaye gaye gulshan gai tumhari

    171. Gul gaye,gulshan gaye. Gul gaye gulshan gaye. Gai tumhari hoton ki laali. Chordo mera picha, ho gaye tum bachon waly