Category: Adult SMS

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Adult SMS

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a…

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A Teacher Ask

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet…

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Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b…

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Teacher Girl Se….

Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy…

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A girl who opens

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who…

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Hot-Sex SMS# 580

There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face ……

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My number has been changed.

My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira…

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Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise…

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Dhamkiya SMS# 175

Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale…

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Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk…

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Bye ; SMS# 1279

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call…

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JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO

kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke…

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Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli…

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shama pe chala muqadma

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon…

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3 Facts Of Life:

3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi…

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Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahi… To… Bachay Kehtay Hain… Soo…

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Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry HASBAND: ager pata hota k…

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And Like ME

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For…

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Girls ar best vehicles:

Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly…

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Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis…

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First Ten Will Get Twins

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First…

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Woy yaara!

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k…

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Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea. bohat mushkil…

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Beautiful delivery

Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful…

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The Music Stops.

Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The…

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Hyderabad hardcore humpers

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would…

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condom aur boom may kia farq hay?

condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya…

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Yar meri biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise?…

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Man: Kiss Karun?

Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi. Man: Boob Dabaun.? Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.? Man:…

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Kaysa zamana a gia hay

Kaysa zamana a gia hay “ JAZZ “ walon nay to had he kar de,…

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Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta…

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AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA

Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”…

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Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain

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Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas…

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unn ki nazar may humaray

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye…

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Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli,…

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Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To…

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Suhag raat thi k achanak

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar…

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wakeel larki say :

rape case wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha? larki:…

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A man made a call to hospital

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the…

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Aik Lerka Lerki Say:

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo…

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Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye…

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Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi…

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Sania Mirza

Every mans wish . . Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . ….

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Love Is A Gambling

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10…

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What is the definition of “burning love”?

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach…

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KHABARDAR SMS# 1289

KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain…

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patakhay SMS# 170

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom: Beta yeh…

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Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar…

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What’s the difference between

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his…

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Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath…

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Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli Wo Ek Sunsaan…

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May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy…

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SOOPER Biscuits

SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter:…

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Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey

Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra…

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Your Wife is really sweet

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS…

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Car Seat Belt

A Short Thing It Gets Longer When U Hold It N Pass Between Women Breasts…

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Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein…

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Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay…