Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …
Adult SMS / text messages
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Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya
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Teacher Girl Se….
Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : [...]Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They …
Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Doodh Ka Dhukkan“…
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Murday Ka Kaffan“Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)
judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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KHABARDAR
KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar [...]Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahiText message filed under Adult SMS.
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wakeel larki say :
rape case
wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
larki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hayText message filed under Adult SMS.
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unn ki nazar may humaray
jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogayeText message filed under Adult SMS.
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Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha
ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta thaText message filed under Adult SMS.