SMS Jan

Free & new adult sms jokes in hindi, urdu and english

Adult SMS / text messages

  1. Suhag raat thi k achanak

    Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

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  2. Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

    Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
    Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
    App ki B.V ko
    agar B.V na Hoo to
    App k Maa Baap Ko
    Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
    APp k Behan bahiyon ko
    Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
    Numaynda : [...]

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  3. Hot-Sex

    There Is
    Hot-Sex
    Fast-Sex
    Group-Sex
    Safe-Sex
    Leather-Sex
    Telephone-Sex
    nd For People With Your Face …
    No Sex !

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  4. JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO

    kaash main tumhe dekho
    JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
    jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
    AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
    hath or kaho
    MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
    apna dil
    AB TO LE LO MERI
    har khushi
    OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
    har gam
    FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
    aankhen or kahu
    DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
    mera
    dil…

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  5. Bye ;->

    Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….
    §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
    Bye ;->

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  6. First Ten Will Get Twins

    SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
    Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
    HURRY UP
    First Ten Will Get Twins

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  7. Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya

    Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

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  8. Teacher Girl Se….

    Teacher Girl Se….
    Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
    Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
    Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
    TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
    Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

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  9. Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey

    Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They …
    Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
    Yeah Lo Apnay
    “Doodh Ka Dhukkan“…
    Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
    Yeah Lo Apnay
    “Murday Ka Kaffan“

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  10. Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

    judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
    admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

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  11. KHABARDAR

    KHABARDAR
    Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar [...]

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  12. Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay

    phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
    chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
    tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
    humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

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  13. wakeel larki say :

    rape case
    wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
    larki: koi bahar ka tha
    wakeel: woh kaisay?
    larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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  14. unn ki nazar may humaray

    jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
    woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
    shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
    unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

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  15. Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

    ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
    shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
    waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
    magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

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  16. condom aur boom may kia farq hay?

    condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
    boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
    condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

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  17. Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

    HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
    bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
    doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
    aur sexy aawaz main boly…
    Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
    sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

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  18. Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

    News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
    Nargis : Yuhana
    News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

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  19. Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

    new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry
    HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
    Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

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  20. shama pe chala muqadma

    shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
    pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
    keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
    mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
    khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

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