Adult SMS / text messages

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First Ten Will Get Twins

Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein. Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain

There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face … No Sex !

Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey Yeah Lo Apnay “Doodh Ka Dhukkan“… Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey Yeah Lo Apnay “Murday Ka Kaffan“

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou Larki Ne Poocha : Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ? Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . . Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper [...]

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like 1)hyderabad hardcore humpers 2)chennai super dicks 3)kolkata night fuckers 4)rajhistan pussies 5)punjab rammers 6)mumbai lesbians 7)dehli daredrillers and the all time favorates 8)banglore royal strippers

A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay… Boy Says: Ignore Him. Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ? admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a Sardar and asked him, SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao, Sardarji replied you naughty Girl! Pehle tum Dikhao.

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter: sooper mama Mama: or GAND Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai. Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani [...]

Every mans wish . . Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . . Kaash , Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly [...]

Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS” AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what is the condition He died after what he heard… “7 Are already out 3 More will be out hopefully by lunch The first one was a duck…!!!”

condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss: “Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho «

Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to “Kaat Denge”

Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA hath or kaho MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN apna dil AB TO LE LO MERI har khushi OR MUJHE DEDO APNA har gam FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI aankhen or kahu [...]

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai. Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To App ki B.V ko agar B.V na Hoo to App k Maa Baap Ko Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to APp k Behan bahiyon ko Sardar : koi iesi policy [...]

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi. a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi Hai

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly Automatic Oil Change. Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha mere agy pichy ghom raha tha khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis : Yuhana News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

A Short Thing It Gets Longer When U Hold It N Pass Between Women Breasts N Enters Into A Hole What Is It? 1 Min 2 Think! Car Seat Belt U Dirty Mind

My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga.. Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay