Adult SMS / text messages

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : [...]

There Is
Hot-Sex
Fast-Sex
Group-Sex
Safe-Sex
Leather-Sex
Telephone-Sex
nd For People With Your Face …
No Sex !

kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
dil…

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….
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Bye ;->

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
HURRY UP
First Ten Will Get Twins

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They …
Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Doodh Ka Dhukkan“…
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Murday Ka Kaffan“

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar [...]

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

rape case
wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
larki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
Nargis : Yuhana
News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry
HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA