Category: Adult SMS
Free & new adult sms jokes in hindi, urdu and english
A Teacher Ask
A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet…
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b…
Teacher Girl Se….
Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy…
A girl who opens
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who…
Hot-Sex SMS# 580
There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face ……
My number has been changed.
My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira…
Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya
Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise…
Dhamkiya SMS# 175
Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale…
Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery
Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk…
JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO
kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke…
Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…
Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli…
shama pe chala muqadma
shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon…
3 Facts Of Life:
3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi…
Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga
Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahi… To… Bachay Kehtay Hain… Soo…
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay
new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry HASBAND: ager pata hota k…
And Like ME
Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For…
Girls ar best vehicles:
Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly…
Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!
News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis…
First Ten Will Get Twins
SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea. bohat mushkil…
Beautiful delivery
Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful…
The Music Stops.
Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The…
Hyderabad hardcore humpers
like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would…
condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya…
Man: Kiss Karun?
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi. Man: Boob Dabaun.? Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.? Man:…
Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha
ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta…
AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA
Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”…
Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain
Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain
Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena
Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas…
unn ki nazar may humaray
jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye…
Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli,…
Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To…
Suhag raat thi k achanak
Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar…
wakeel larki say :
rape case wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha? larki:…
A man made a call to hospital
A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the…
Aik Lerka Lerki Say:
Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo…
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye…
Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi…
Love Is A Gambling
Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10…
What is the definition of “burning love”?
Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach…
KHABARDAR SMS# 1289
KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain…
patakhay SMS# 170
Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom: Beta yeh…
Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!
A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar…
What’s the difference between
Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his…
Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)
judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath…
Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli Wo Ek Sunsaan…
May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko
Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy…
SOOPER Biscuits
SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter:…
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra…
Your Wife is really sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS…
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga
Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein…
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay…