Adult SMS / text messages

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli
Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou
Larki Ne Poocha :
Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ?
Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .
Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….
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Bye ;->

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers

A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay…
Boy Says: Ignore Him.
Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi
Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker
Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..

Every mans wish . .
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .
Kaash ,
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People)
Like NIKE (Just Do It)
Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited)
And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

Policman: JAIL main kese aye?
SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”
AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar [...]

A Teacher Ask
“Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”
A Child Replies”Feet
Coz Every Nite I C My Mum
With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga
Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga
Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife
But the call went to a cricket stadium
He asked what is the condition
He died after what he heard…
“7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck…!!!”

condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“I am Sick, not coming on work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss:
“Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay
Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho
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