Adult SMS / text messages

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : [...]

Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They …
Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Doodh Ka Dhukkan“…
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Murday Ka Kaffan“

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar [...]

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

rape case
wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
larki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha