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1. 2 pyaz 3 lahsun 5 gm zeera

   2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon......




2. Dosti ek pyaz ki tarha hai

   Dosti Ek Pyaz Ki Tarha Hai Is Ka Ek Ek Parda Doosray K Sath Mohabbat......




3. Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir

   Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam......




4. U are a b i t

   U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u......




5. You are one of the most cute

   You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t......




6. You are equal to sixty james bond

   You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420...




7. Weve known each other for quite a

   We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b......




8. Fact1 you can not touch your lower

   Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this,......




9. Someone misses u needs worries about

   SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY......




10. I want u to know that are

    I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for......




11. A study has proved that all fools

    A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now......




12. Hi doing nothing then make a

    Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come......




13. Hurry up fill in the blanks with

    Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main......




14. Father how are your grades son

    FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do......




15. If ever in your life u r

    If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost......




16. Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

    Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se......




17. If people says you are crazy be

    If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax.......




18. Plz dont read this nahi to

    Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte......




19. Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

    Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye......




20. O sms parhne wale teri to teri

    O sms parhne wale Teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri......




21. Father how are your grades son son

    FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do......




22. F ever in your life u r

    f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost......




23. Dekho yaar kisi ne bilkul khali

    Dekho yaar? kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he....




24. Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof

    Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya. Pata he kasay? ? ? ? ?......




25. Tanhaiyaan bewaqoof jab

    TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”* – – – – – – – Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain......




26. 2 lahori larkey mar gaye naik

    2 Lahori larkey mar gaye Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye But Unhon ne......




27. A 0 a 1 gd news he is mahiny

    A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!! is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,, or 30......




28. Maa aaj mai ne ek larkay ko

    MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko......




29. Maloom hai aap bohut busy ho

    MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;......




30. For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda

    For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums......




31. Manzil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil

    Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko......




32. Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

    Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe......




33. Plz dont read this nahi to

    Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte......




34. Attendence pappu yes sir bablu tinku

    Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu......




35. Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas

    Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein......




36. Billi dum kuy hilate he batano na

    billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun?......




37. Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

    ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......




38. Hurry up fill in the blanks with

    Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main......




39. Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya

    Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya… . Kaise? . . . . . . Niche......




40. 1 admi apny dost k gar gya

    1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir......




41. No balance pls call me urgent plz

    No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent Plz Plz Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo......




42. Sardar kal hum nay easyload walay ko

    SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA BOY: WO KASAY? SARDAR: HUM NAY......




43. Gadhon ki race 10 9 8 7

    Gadhon Ki Race!…. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Fire!.. aray......




44. Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

    Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se......




45. Attendence pappu yes sir bablu tinku

    Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu......




46. Plz dont read this nahi to

    Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte......




47. Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

    Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe......




48. Hurry up fill in the blanks with

    Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main......




49. 1 air line ne announce kia k

    1 AIR LINE NE ANNOUNCE KIA K NEW JORDON K LAY FORIGN TRIP HE NAAM......




50. 1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh

    1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis......




51. 1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya

    1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya tha sub logo ne jump aese he laga......




52. Is sms main chand dhond kar dikhaiye

    Is SMS Main Chand Dhond kar Dikhaiye! . . . . . . . .......




53. Golden words choro yar tum bagharat

    golden words . . . . . . . . . . . . .......




54. Aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa

    aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani......




55. Aaj meine bhot se bando ko bewakoof

    AAJ MEINE BHOT SE BANDO KO BEWAKOOF BANYA PATA KEISE. : : : : :......




56. Bhot acha khubsorat

    bhot acha bhot khubsorat ;: : ;: ;; ; ;: ;:: ;: ;: ;::: :......




57. Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

    ”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !......




58. Piyaary aur azeez sweeto assalam o alaikum

    Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto! Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin....




59. Pthan ne challege kia hai k wo

    pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja......




60. Main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf

    main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola……. main ooske pyaar me ban gaya......




61. Dil k mehfil me ujala kijiye

    Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban......




62. Bhikari saab rs6 dedo chai pini he

    BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.......




63. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha

    Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi......




64. What is the height of mixed emotion

    What is the height of Mixed Emotion? Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your......




65. Tough love a dying man smells

    Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes......




66. Wife kash tussee sms honday mein zindagee

    Wife: kash tussee SMS hOnday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee, Husband: Kaash......




67. Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum

    Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......




68. Exam me sawal ayak challnge kisy khty

    Exam me Sawal ayak “CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy…?? student Ny pura paper khali chor k......




69. Ek baar ek larka bewakoof ban raha

    Ek baar ek larka Bewakoof ban raha tha, woh janta tha k woh bewaqoof ban......




70. Recipe1 take a bowl of grapes 2

    RECIPE1- Take a bowl of grapes 2- Hold it in your Hand 3-Stand in front......




71. Aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa

    aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue......




72. Aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa

    aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue......




73. Ollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaambbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    ollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaambbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...




74. kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo

    kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo......




75. Socho hum har roz kitne fazool sms

    Socho…! Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool SMS Karte Hain? . . . . . .......




76. Ulloo kitna befikar prinda hy

    ULLOO ! Kitna Befikar Prinda hy Duniya Esko Nakara smjti hy Es me AQAL Nam......




77. Teek da che mayan woma kho was

    Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , , Laga moda......




78. Woh kon sa saanp hai jo jab

    Woh kon sa ‘Saanp’ hai jo jab kisi ko kaat le to us ke saath......




79. Dekhen ye wo sms hai jis

    Dekhen Ye wo SMS hai Jis se Button kharab hote hain.. 😉...




80. Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

    Kal 125 Logon ko Bewakoof banaya.. Kaise.? Niche Dekho.. . . . . . .......




81. Mujhe aap ki 10 aadatain achi lagti

    Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi lagti hain. 1. Aap Khubsurat aur Naik Dil Insaan......




82. 1 min wait cool yaar relax

    1 min Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Cool yaar Relax Ok Ready Start 5 4......




83. Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz

    Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz likh ke bhaij rahA hun.. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………. 🙂...




84. Neechay ek sach likha hai

    Neechay ek SACH LIKHA Hai…. …. … …. …. …. ….. . . . .......




85. Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi

    Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi. send this to ur frndz nd check how many......




86. Sms bus ye hi thy jo

    sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms......




87. A birthday is million moments each holding

    A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,......




88. Ohoooo my dear kis ny apko bewakoof

    ohoooo!!! my dear kis ny apko bewakoof banaya haan???? lagta hai ap patar ka jawab......




89. Lo ji is ko kehte hain

    Lo ji is ko kehte hain saaf suthra SMS....




90. Pagal hone ka tareeqa wa

    Pagal hone ka tareeqa: . . . . . . . . . . .......




91. Eid mubarak delivered by pakistan

    EID MUBARAK! . . . . . . . . . Delivered by: PAKISTAN POST......




92. Aaj humara unwaan hai maa maa

    Aaj humara unwaan hai ‘MAA’ Maa kon hoti hai? . . . . . .......




93. Aoa to all my friends cousins

    AoA To all my friends & cousins I have a good news for all of......




94. Aoato all my friend cousins i

    AOA,To All my Friend & Cousins, I have a good news for all of you,......




95. Yeh jo log some text missing walay

    Yeh jo log some text missing walay SMS karte hain mujhe in per bohut gussa......




96. Sorry galti se ye msg aapko send

    Sorry! galti se ye msg Aapko send ho geya nechy mat dekhna nechy ulta sedha......




97. Lush push country pakistan k city karachi

    Lush Push Country Pakistan K City KARACHI K AREA Karachi University K 1 laibrary K......




98. G 0 ol gappy kitny tasty

    G 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0......




99. Dunya ki 4 heran kun haqiqten

    Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten Haqiqat 1: Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes......




100. Dost woo hi hai jo jo

     Dost woo hi hai jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo......




101. Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight

     Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger......




102. Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

     Assalam-o-Alaikum Jesa K Aap Janty Hen Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hy,......




103. Jo tmko ho psand wohi bat kahenge

     Jo Tmko Ho Psand Wohi Bat Kahenge, Tum Din Ko Agr Raat Kaho, Raat Kahenge,......




104. Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

     Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote......




105. yeh lo star

     ‘* * * * * * * * * ** * * * Yeh Lo......




106. Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

     aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi......




107. Hey guyz check this one

     Hey Guyz check this one . . . . . . . . . .......




108. Rabia really mein tum se bohat peyaar

     Rabia really mein tum se bohat peyaar kerta hon.Tum ne ye soch b kese liya......




109. A young girl after her honeymoon came

     A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked......




110. 1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se

     1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal: . . ‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof......




111. Doctor pagal se tum q huay pagal

     Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay? Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki......




112. Larki aaj me tume wo jaga dikhaungi

     Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha. Larka......




113. Baap bete se beta doodh ka glass

     Baap bete se: Beta doodh ka glass pi lo. Beta: No Dady, muje nhi pina......




114. Yar ap k pas konsa mobile hai

     yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye......




115. Oooyee ye dekh kitni jaga khaali

     Oooyee..! ye dekh Kitni jaga khaali hai. Chal aa ja FOOTBAL khelte hai....




116. Ohat saal pehle ki baat hai

     ßohat saal pehle ki baat hai . . . . . . . . .......




117. Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3

     Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam......




118. Krupya dhyan de agar aap dene wale

     Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe......




119. Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul bharosa

     Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna FARAZ… ! ! ! ! !......




120. 33 8 ye kese hua

     3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..!......




121. Ek tha raja thi rani dono

     Ek tha Raja Ek thi Rani Dono mar gae, Khatam Kahani! . . . .......




122. Yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa

     YAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:- . . . . . . . Samjh......




123. Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

     Jo Ho gaya wo Ho gaya Jo Hona Hoga wo Hoga or Jo Nahi Hona......




124. G oo d ood shabaash

     G oo D G oo D G ooD G oo D G oo D G......




125. 4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak

     4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy......




126. 8 amazing fact 1india me 95

     8 AMAZING FACT. 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwan......




127. Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe lykn

     Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe..!! Lykn q bheja hy? Es ke jaga 5 kg......




128. Good news ab aap is sms k

     Good news! Ab aap is sMs K zaryye apnay mobile set par star plus bilkul......




129. Chnd lines pesh kr raha hun pasand

     Chnd lines pesh kr raha hun, pasand ayen to Taaliyan baja kr Duaon se Navaziye......




130. Yar tmhare pas konsa mobile hy

     yar tmhare Pas konsa Mobile hy Jo b hy use Pani Se bachana. Ye sb......




131. Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud

     Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud apni Aawaz me gaa k lagwaya hai Ab......




132. Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka

     Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan urhaya gaya tha.? ?......




133. Aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya wo

     aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya…. wo police wale k pass gaya police man: voilet......




134. Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

     Urdu ki kitab me likha hai . . . . . . . . .......




135. Im so sorry main tum sy 1

     I’m so sorry main tum sy 1 baat chupai hai but ye baat sunney k......




136. Mera number kal se off ho jaye

     Mera number kal se off ho jaye ga because mera visa lag gaya hai I......




137. Hont jab se mile to kya hota

     *HONT* jab *HONT* se mile to kya hota he? Socho! Socho na! toba… Kya kya......




138. Ap ko dil ki gehraiyon se

     Ap ko DIL KI GEHRAIYON se . E . E . E . EI .......




139. Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or

     Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band......




140. Sirf sirf sirf sirf s i

     Sirf Sirf Sirf SIRF SIRF SiRf sirF SIRF S I R F Si r f......




141. Kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt

     Kuch is tarah us ne mera Waqt barbad kia ‘yaro’ . . . . .......




142. Moazziz customer khubsurat banne k liye 7

     Moazziz Customer! Khubsurat Ban’ne K Liye 7 Dafa Button Dabayen 1 2 3 4 5......




143. Arz kia hai dor se dekha

     Arz Kia Hai dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha . . . Wah......




144. Yaar kya tumhare pass woh wala msg

     Yaar kya tumhare pass woh wala msg hai jis mein bewakoof admi nahin likh kar......




145. Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

     Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla........




146. Its true and new aik german

     ‘It’s TRUE and new’ Aik German biologist research k liye pacific ocean ki teh me......




147. 1 kaam tha aap se

     1 Kaam Tha Aap Se,! . . . . . . . . . .......




148. Pakistan dunya ka wo wahid mulk hai

     Pakistan Dunya Ka Wo Wahid Mulk Hai.. . . . . . . . .......




149. Cnn se raat ko us american foji

     CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration......




150. Peepal k darakht neche 3 aadmi thy

     Peepal k darakht k neche 3 aadmi thy (1)gunga (2)behra (3)andha upar se aam gira......




151. I m pagal knjoos jocker not

     I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m......




152. Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

     Jo Ho Gia Wo Ho Gia Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Ni Hona......




153. Salam 9876543210 ye mera new

     Salam, +9876543210 Ye Mera ‘NEW’ . . . . . . Number Mat Samjh Lena......




154. Singer sajjad ali ne kya khoob kaha

     Singer ‘SAJJAD Ali’ Ne Kya Khoob Kaha Hai K! . . . . . .......




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156. Ik 90 saal k zaeef insan hospital

     Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospital main hai un k liye dua ki khasoosi......




157. Yaar tu aisa kar ye

     Yaar tu aisa kar.. . . . . . . . . . . .......




158. Oye ruk delete na kari thallay

     Oye Ruk! Delete na Kari Thallay Kar! . Hor thallay . . Aaann de .......




159. Bohat achay wah kya baat hai

     Bohat Achay.. Wah Kya Baat Hai Bohat Aala Great Yaar Zabardst Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant......




160. Shadi main jao ge mazaq

     shadi main jao ge.? . . . . Mazaq tha 99% log pura sms prhty......




161. Mcg pora prna mehrbani hogi

     mcg pora prna mehrbani hogi, . . . . . . . . . .......




162. Hr aasman me sitare nahi hote

     Hr Aasman me Sitare nahi hote Hr samandar k Kinare nahi hote Hr nazar se......




163. Garmi say bachnay ka jadeed tareeqa

     Garmi say bachnay ka jadeed tareeqa, . . . . . . . . .......




164. Brain test after reading this sentence you

     BRAIN TEST… After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize......




165. 47028918583496 ye card ka nmbr hy load

     47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy load kr lo Nahi load hua? Kamaal hy.. Jb......




166. Yar tm se pochna tha k agr

     yar tm se pochna tha k agr hum quadratic formula use krte hoe 0 ko......




167. Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

     Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna… . . . . . . . .......




168. Tension deny ke 2 asaan tareeqy hain

     Tension deny ke 2 asaan Tareeqy hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao.......




169. Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

     ‘Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna… . . . . . . . .......




170. Count down will b start now

     count down will b start now: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2......




171. He heheheheee

     ‘HE’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .......




172. Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi

     Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi mjy b karna ati hy… 0k Happy panga......




173. Ham ne ap ko sirf apko

     Ham ne Ap ko . . Sirf Apko . . Ary Apko . . Sachi......




174. Mobile kon sa hai ap k

     Mobile kon sa hai ap k pas? Jo b hy Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sbko......




175. Kya aap ko pata hy books

     Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari......




176. Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool

     Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool.. 1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo......




177. Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

     Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni......




178. Main apne poory hosh o hawaas me apne ammi

     Main apne poory Hosh-O-Hawaas me Apne Ammi Abbu Dada Dadi Bhai Doston Aur sab Azizon,......




179. Larkiyon ko patanay k 3 tareeqay

     Larkiyon ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay… . . 1) . . 2) . . .......




180. Remember there r 2 words in

     REMEMBER! . There r 2 wOrds in ur life that will open many doors 4......




181. Mat dekh mere msg ko itni chahat

     Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se…!!! ‘DOST’ Kaha Na Mat......




182. Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye

     Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye hain. . . . . . . .......




183. 0ye janwar lay lia aap

     0ye janwar…. . . . . . . . . . . . . .......




184. Yar hina mar gai hai ye

     yar hina mar gai hai? ye msg apny sub doston ko send kro 90% reply......




185. Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya

     Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya. . . . . . .. kaise? . .......




186. Ek zabrdust dil hila dene wala sms

     Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs . . . . . . . .......




187. Khuda kare aids ho naa

     khuda kare aids ho. . . . naa kabhi, itna gussa kyo kar rahe ho......




188. Salam kia haal hain kiya ho raha

     Salam, Kia Haal hain, kiya ho raha hain, yar mujay Mubarak baat do mara Rishtaa......




189. Yar wo larki mar gai hai

     Yar wo larki mar gai hai Sent : 21:12:2011 08:55:55:pM Ye msg sb ko send......




190. Yr aik favour chahiye thi kal se

     Yr aik favour chahiye thi. kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st......




191. Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca

     Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca… ? ? ? ? ? Is sms me......




192. Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan

     Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa . . . . . . .......




193. Kahan pe ho reply naheee krna

     kahan pe ho? Reply Naheee krna plzz.. Jahan b ho KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe!......




194. Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

     ‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen........




195. Mere numbr pe tune suno me ne

     mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya......




196. 1 bewaqoof yaar mai duniya k sab

     1 Be’Waqoof: Yaar Mai Duniya K Sab K Sab Khaarkhaane Khareeduga… 2 Be’Waqoof: Mai Bechunga......




197. Plz lahore main rehny walon ko inform

     Plz LAHORE main rehny walon ko inform zarur Kar dain k Lari adda, PU old......




198. Breaking news ccpo karachi said aaj

     Breaking News’ C.C.P.O Karachi said: ‘Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double ‘Aur Tripple films......




199. Breaking news friends jin jin ki light

     BREAKiNG news frIenDs jIn jin ki light Hai wo0 jaldi sa tv laga ka.. .......




200. Kal 127 logon ko bewaqoof banaya

     Kal 127 logon ko Bewaqoof banaya … !!! . . .. . kese ??? .......