BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he
MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.
B: Saath me giflfriend b hai
M: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali?
B: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.
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