like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers
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