Little boy: Dad, how was I born ?

Dad: Well son,your mom and I got together at ‘Yahoo’. We ‘setup’ a date via ‘e-mail’ and met in a ‘cyber cafe’.

your mom agreed to ‘download data’ from my ‘hard drive’ though ‘data cable’.

Just when I was about to ‘transfer’, we realised that none of us had ‘installed’ a ‘firewall’.

It was too late to hit ‘delete’.

nine months later a ‘poup-up window’ appeared, saying ‘you have have got a Virus..